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How do I get this smug chick pregnant with my superior viking

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How do I get this smug chick pregnant with my superior viking genes that are altered by my massive amounts of spiritual energy? Also I rarely ever have normal talks with my family, have trouble relaxing(need to exercise before and after every meal) have medical problems, family problems (people drifting apart, divorces, family dying, bro trying to inadvertently kill him self because of his disease) and to top it off I'm buried in a mountain of debt. How do I into impregnation and skipping the kissing steps?
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It's like my third goal right now pls help
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>>16505331
>superior genes
>has all these problems
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>>16505357
> relating genes to unfortunate life events
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my medical problems are simple athletic injuries, people who can't do 25 one armed push ups(uninjured) wouldn't understand
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I just want to be powerful. How do I dominate feminist pussy through fertilization using my virile seed?
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>>16505361
>Implying those "unfortunate accidents" werent caused by personality characteristics that are genetic
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>>16505379
Personality isn't determined by genetics, it's determined by your spirit. Previously, I was a blacksmith, so in this life I choose to life my life that way, forging a strong sword=forging a testament to God by accomplishing something much greater than myself, saving this feminists soul could be a great first step!
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>>16505388
Gay
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>>16505391
Wanting to get a girl pregnant is gay? Well it is the current year after all. Anyway, this doesn't bother me, since I'm not gay, but it does confuse me.
> is straight the new gay?
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/adv/ pls. She's my salvation, her eyes are the dark chasms that bring me closer to the light and closer to the cervix.
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>>16505400
Enjoy your child support and rarely getting to see that brat when the relationship inevitably falls apart in the course of 2-3 years.

I hope you kill yourself afterwards as it will be entirely your fault.
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>>16505388
>How do I make surprise baby with feminist?
1.Outlaw abortion.
2.Outlaw the other 15 forms of birth control available to women.
3. Outlaw stairs.

(Feminists really love abortion, bud.)
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>>16505400
>She's my salvation
what makes you say this?
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>>16505395
Also that shit is gay as hell, stop being prince save-a-ho
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>>16505405
Why would the relationship fall apart? It'd still be worth it. Qt3.14 cream pie surprise is always worth it..r..r-right?
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>>16505411
It's....as if...God wills it. It's hard to explain
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>>16505417
>Why would the relationship fall apart?

Just look around. Most women are petulant children when it comes to relationshits, and I could imagine a feminist being a lot worse as I made the mistake of dating one a while ago.

>It'd still be worth it. Qt3.14 cream pie surprise is always worth it..r..r-right?

Not really if you really want to come in a girl without getting fucked by realities long hard dick, get a vasectomy, make sure she's on the pill, or getting that shot or something.

Also fuck a random girl make sure she is not local and leave that way even if she keeps the child she probably won't find you and fuck up your life. That would be an extremely shitty thing to do, and there is the off chance you still get fucked by karma later on for doing that.
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>>16505400
You can't possibly have good genes. You are beyond retarded.
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>>16505428
God is powerless against coat hangars.
I repeat >>16505409
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>>16505428
They don't.

You are starting to sound like you have mental issues. You should not breed if you are fucked in the head. You both will make that child's life hell.
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>>16505438
You sound like a feminist. Op is baiting on easy mode. Come up with some good jokes or don't post, mate
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>>16505432
I have already gotten poor girls from other countries pregnant that way, it's boring now, I want to be more open about having concubines
>>16505435
nigga don't get mean cause I got superior genes and I post dank memes, I'll punch you in the face of you call me gay cause I ain't got all day
Yeeeaaaaahh
nigguh
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>superior viking genes
Snownigger go home
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>>16505438
On tha real
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>>16505438
>>16505448
Wait a sec r u tryna make me feel, tall got pulled in so easily by my reel. Ain't no haters get up later after runnin into me with mah '43
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>>16505438
Who is they? I won't listen to some schizo! Keep the bants going guys, just about willing to listen to some 4channers advice on tha reel
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Rape her, OP
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Rape is, obviously, the only option here
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