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I want to pin my 32 year-old philosophy professor's arms

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I want to pin my 32 year-old philosophy professor's arms behind her back as I bend her over her desk and fuck her from behind like a godless heathen. How do I, a 24 year-old summa cum laude over-achiever, get myself into a position where this fantasy is not so far removed from possibility?
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How badly do you want it?
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>>16503049
She's an agreeable character. I wouldn't mind making her my go-to-bitch.

We've had a few long conversations in her office relevant to class material. She is particularly practiced in continental philosophy with a concentration in existentialism. She knows I, on the other hand, take continental philosophy to be a great big joke. She has nevertheless thoroughly praised my criticisms.

She's also shared a little bit about her personal life with me. For instance, I know she likes to play Fallout 4 and League of Legends in her down time.

So beyond the fact that she respects me in an academic context, I don't really know shit.
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>>16503071
she doesn't respect you intellectually, that's called being nice.
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>>16503074
Okay, but when her career is such that she has to evaluate the shit I write and she provides a favorable evaluation, it's reasonable to conclude that she doesn't think I'm retarded.
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>>16503071
Are you willing to pay in 1 year of time?
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>>16503102
Not sure what that means. But there is no policy against consensual romantic or sexual relationships between students and faculty members at my particular university. I checked in advance.
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>>16503071
>fallout 4
Just forget about her now
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>>16503168
Her taste in video games is not relevant to my desire to sexually dominate her in her office.
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Tell her you want to see her Kant
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>>16503029
what do you look like OP
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>>16503314
This
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>>16503314
>Tell her you want to see her Kant
omg epic lol

ahahahahaha seriously nice one hahahahaha
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Tell her. Twll her exactly like you tokd us, preferably at the height of an emotionally-charged philosophical discussion.

It might actually work. Or you might get arrested, expelled, and slapped. But the glory... my God, the glory.
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>>16503029
Get a fucking grip and grow up you immature dolt.
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>>16503407
>an emotionally-charged philosophical discussion
When the fuck does that ever happen.

>>16503499
If fucking one of your professors wasn't on your bucket list you led an impoverished life.
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>>16503314
lol 40 kekko
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just do it
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>>16503613
That's why I came here for advice. I want to just do it while minimizing the potential for catastrophe.
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>>16503645
>minimizing the potential for catastrophe
why? just do it and move on. if you have to go to jail, then do it. it'd be worth it, wouldn't it?
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OP is she a 10 or does a PHd in philosophy give you a major hardon?
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>>16503867
She's a solid 8. The PhD helps though.
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>>16503314
This was terrible but I still laughed.
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>>16503029
Well if you decide to do it then I would at least wait until the semester or whatever is over. That way there won't be any conflict of interest.
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>>16504288
But how? Anyone have any experience with this?
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Be attractive, invite her to spend some free time with you (by suggesting a fun activity) and flirt.
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