I want to be a millionaire. How do I do that?

One word: lottery

Marry a billionaire

>>16449679
Fuck off bellends.

Learn a skill. Find a product/service that your region needs that you can fill. Work your ass off and constantly improve and work on yourself.

>>16449648
Suck a million dicks

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>>16449648

There are lots of ways, it's hard to pick just one.

Save until you have a million.

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>Step 1: Be born in 1946 to a rich family.
>Step 2: Do what the fuck you want, easy economy. Buy land? 10x value soon. Buy stocks? 10x value soon. Buy buildings? 10x value soon.
>Step 3: Become a billionaire with all the 10x shit you got.
>Step 4: Go for the presidency.
Step 5: Got pretty much all the shit you can get at this point.

>>16449648
Find an emerging market with little to no regulation, and cash in. It's the current trend of success

>>16449648
A: Go to an elitist university and make friends
B: Create a dodgy e-commerce company (anything else would do the job too but requires more skills)
C: Make an ass out of yourself online (streaming, blogging and then add webcam whoring once you're somehow relevant)
D: Learn how to code and flood the App stores with your shit
E: Kidnap somebody relevant and get dat ransom money
F: Work your way up as a dealer
G: Brown nose your way up in a Fortune 500 company (works with smaller ones too but would require a more careful approach)

All the ways require average intelligence and advanced social skills, which you obviously lack. B would additionally require a starting capital and I doubt you would get much more than 5k from a bank (assuming you're an employed poorfag) so I'd suggest rolling with D, in worst case you would have something for your CV. Oh and there is stock exchange gambling but given the nature of it, it's risky if you don't have money to blow.

>>16449648
Start as a billionaire and make a lot of bad investments.