What are some ways I can mildly annoy my cat?

>>16441274
cucumbers

Lemons.

Sharpie in pooper

unprecedented belly rubs

>>16441274
>>16441274
Put him in the oven for about 10-15 minutes. Not enough to really fry him, but just enough to have him medium-well done. Boy will he be annoyed!

>>16441386
Cats enjoy that, you fuckwit.

Firework in the arse.

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Small piece of tape on tail or paws.

Lightly slap both sides of his head over and over again.

Water.

Tickle his pack paws.

Or just leave him the fuck alone and cuddle him like a decent person would.

>>16441274
shave all his fur and then glue dog fur onto him

Spin it around on it's belly the floor for a couple minutes, then stop.
You'll never anythingm more dizzy in your life.

Lightly poke it's butthole, they freak out, it's funny.

Abruptly shout when its sleeping or unaware your presence.

Restrain it's paws and rub it's belly.

>>16441274
Water... don't you watch cartoons?