Today is my birthday. No plans, no nothing. Give me a random /adv/.

No matter how hard you party, you probably won't remember it years later. Taking a day for yourself to fucking do nothing? You will hold onto that for a very long time.

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Dry your face before you dry your ass

>>16441293
Not OP, but I'll remember that

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>>16441293
Is this what losers with no friends tell themselves at night?
That's pathetic.

>>16441270

Netflix and chill

>>16441270
Drive somewhere you've never been and be a different person for that day, if you realize your were happier, try to become that person this year.

Happy birthday

>>16441347
I've had some wild parties before, but always felt very lonely in them. I usually bail on my own party and go out to find some ice cream and talk to strangers.

This is what I did this year. Felt very sad all morning. I had the idea of buying a plane ticket to some random place where I would get drunk. I didn't. Instead I bought a bunch of expensive stuff. Went to poor districts and put all of it in random people mail boxes.

>>16441362
Then I drove to another city. Bought a cake. Ate it with random strangers I met on the street. Some of them were very nice. Some thought I was creepy. I can't blame them. They probably thought I poisoned the cake.

I came back. I previusly bought a dress that I now gave to my GF. In some magical way I did not fuck up. It fits and she likes it, but she is a bit pissed about me going rogue and not picking up my phone. This is why I also bought her a necless. Now going out to some place.

>>16441316
This is a very valid advice. I always thought I was doing something wrong.

>>16441974
:)

>>16441270
My birthday was yesterday
Birthday parties and celebrating it all fucking sucks, I never tell anyone when it is
I stopped celebrating my birthday at 15. Just fuck it. I can't be bothered.

>>16441994
"Congratulations! You are one year closer to dieing." This is what I sometimes send people on their birthdays. I don't really know if I should feel happy or sad about it.

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It is always better to regret doing something, than to regret not doing it.

>>16442063
Only if she understood...