/Xeno/ Thread No.ಠ: NymphomAyyniac Edition

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>>965329

>>965340

Sek see Q T

>>965329
Where can i find all these comics.

>>965363
UUUUUHHHH!!! I must find 3 others to help me tag team it!

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>>966174
might need more

>>966162
This.

>>965340
>short hair
Disgusting.

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>>966162
>>966287
Hang on I got em.

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>>966407
/dump

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>>966413
thank you good sir

>>946890
>see this image
>realize that Prometheus lines up with the Director's Cut of Alien where the alien was cocooning people and forcing them to go through a metamorphosis
>if Ripley didn't blow everything up the product of that might've been full-on tittyxenos

>>966347
I am to lazy to google , Is this made by polish people? , Jeleń stands for deer and her name is Jelenko that is calling her deergirl (her ear's and horns)

>>966615
No idea, I know the artist is called Incase and the website is PrismGirls

>>966615
I wouldn't be surprised if SameFace was a smelly polack. Isn't Shad some form of eastern yuropoor as well?

>>966628
>sameface
Negron, I don't care if the artist does sameface, it's a damn good face.

>>966651
>it's a damn good face.
Sorry not all of us like females with manface and nigger lips.

>>966387
>they all look the same

They clearly don't, cause that Samantha chick is ruining it for me with that horse long face.

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Greetings, /aco/!
I come bearing gifts from /co/!
Spooktober yielded a pair of real cuties!
May I present...

>Cassidy, the alien cowgirl

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>>966767
And!

>Flatilda, the nerd from space

>>966302
Why would a race that lives almost entirely in sealed suits allow their hair to grow long. No one would see it, and it would get everywhere in their helmets. They'd probably buzz it

>>966767
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

That's too fucking kawaii

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>>966784
Isn't she?

>>966772
Is the cuter of the two

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>>966794
A debatable but fair opinion.

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>>966767
I was in those threads!
Good times.

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>>966772
Q: Is her hood an erogenous zone?

A: Pic related.

>>966836
More cute country aliens .

>>966901
Have a story.

http://pastebin.com/RX8v3WHG

>>966901
Be it ever in my power, I'll make the cartoon misadventures of country aliens a reality

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>>966939
Godspeed.

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>>966901
She's not Cassidy, but still...

>>966798
What is this little alium?

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>>967200
Flatwoods Monster.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster

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>>966432
I-is that a fucking Twi'lek?
Quickly, GENTLY rub the lekku and she will be putty in your hands!

>>967214
7 feet tall
glowing eyes
ow jesus I'm terrified
and oddly charmed?

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>>967311
Yeah, baby.

I know it's weird but I'd love to see the confused face of a xenomorph when it appears and I just pop a diamond erection while looking at certain death. I mean sure it'd still kill me but that look of utter confusion would be worth it.

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>>966901
Howdy, hombre.

>>967311
Flatwoods monster was 10 to 15 feet

Being 2.5x the height of a slightly tall person would probably only compound the awkwardess for the alien nerd, which might be cute.

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Drew this a few years ago.

Taun We from Star Wars Episode II. Kamino was cool. The rest of the movie probably wasn't.

>>967776
Eh, the movie was pretty good.
Infinitely better then 7, but that's not saying a lot.

If you really did draw this, thank you.
She gets no art, so it's great to see more.

>>967776
Kaminoans are so fucking hot.

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>>966413
Thank you my man

>>965369
Saryn isn't an alien. Well, I mean... I guess?

>>965367
do you have the whole pack?
[spoiler]can you dump it in an imgur?[/spoiler]

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>tfw we are probably the only intelligent species in our galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfuK8la0y6s

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>>967539
y'all.

I think this thread needs a little theme to peak it's interest a bit. How about this: Humans are the only sentients in the galaxy whose reproduction does not depend on a heat cycle. As such, other species are absolutelly astonished and see us in about the same way we see bunies but times 1000x.

>>968856
The Fermi Paradox assumes we're "late" to the party. The current scientific consensus is slowly turning around to believing we might actually be one of the first complex self replicating systems.

>>968856
>>969215
>we are the ancient aliens who build pyramids, abduct people, leave out tech all over the galaxy, all the other scifi tropes, etc

>>969215
>>969219
Humans as the alien invaders is the best trope reversal.

>>969265
The one where we're the mysterious elder race is pretty sweet too, both in the variants where we get to be venerated mystical precursor types and where we get to be dread lovecraftian Great Old Ones.

Plus options to double up the subversion where behind the insane tech we're really just this guy, you know? and are disconcertingly relatable with to the good citizens of the galaxy.

>>969219
We'd best be cracking on with becoming immortal, inventing FTL and replicators and teleporters and such; it'd be terribly embarrassing if we were a let down to alien scifi authors and lonely nerds in the future.

>>969315
I've been playing around with a story where Humanity lands on a world where the xenos have a roughly medieval tech level. And since sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, the xenos think we're supernatural beings.

>>969364
>ib4 Love God

>>969315
I like the idea of us being the "cool grandfather" race. Humans show up on planets just entering their space age, swap stories with the locals, give them a few pro tips for handling the galactic community, maybe slip some scientists the plans for a cold fusion reactor if they're very good. Just generally being everybody's helpful friend.

Until you fuck with us or misuse our gifts. At which point we send in our army of XCom 2 Avatars to spank your ass inside out with mind bullets. I mean, we could just blink your planet into your sun, but what kind of lesson would you learn from that?

Speaking of XCom Avatars, I cannot find a single solitary piece of R34 for those spooky motherfuckers, and that is absolutely criminal.

>>969377
More like radioactive death god

Is there any smut of a male human getting raped by a female xeno or something similar to that? I know there are some with femdom aspects and such, but I'm looking for some with full on non-con, where he doesn't start enjoying half-way through like most non-con smut does.

>>969215
Did you even watch the video?

>>966615
Incase is in fact Polish, ding ding.

>>966384
The as I say not as I do bit makes me diamonds everytime.

>>966779
Implying they have hair at all....

>>965342
the bad thing about being under a giant snake is the fact she will asphyxiate you with her weight.

>>969364
Is there a place where I can find stories like this?

>>967229
Twi'leks don't have tails, AFAIK.

Plus those things looks more like elephant-like ears than lekkus, to me.

>>965336
What species, what anime, and why is the lower part obscured?

>>965362
Never enuff Grey-porn!

>>970433
I forgot the species, but it's from Outlaw Star.

>>970398
Probably, but not that I'm aware of.

>>968856
this video assumes that every single sun they come across would be built around. Not possible or practical. Second, suns die, and what happens when a dyson sphere/swarm gets engulfed in a red giant or supernova'd? mass death. The sphere idea doesn't even include day and night cycles if the race who built it needs them to function properly. Not to mention sun flares, With sun flares pretty consistently throwing out EMPs that throw out electronics, the question is "Where will the next EMP hit" making having electronics on a massive scale impractical, and repair nearly impossible. That's not even including the massive radiation, or races that might be electronically dependent.

>>966336
Why would anyone hire a puazi for anything other than a fucktoy?

>>970564
Affirmative action?

>>970564
Diversity quotas/to be a fucktoy.

>>969265
Fuckin this!

>>970566
Sounds just as silly as "affirmative action/quotas" do in real life.

>>970567
No, seriously, you need a fucktoy, it's OK, but having an involuntary fucktoy employed anywhere would just explode the (like in the source comic) academic life or whatever else the sexy alien is (factories/shops/offices/whatever).

Looks like I should've kept edging myself past the end of the comic and not letting blood come back to me brain lel.

>>970585
10/10 would actually happen.

>>970552
>Not possible or practical
Why not?
If it's possible for one why not all?
>and what happens when a dyson sphere/swarm gets engulfed in a red giant or supernova'd
He covers that in a later video.
>The sphere idea doesn't even include day and night cycles if the race who built it needs them to function properly
Simulating day/night artificially is simple
Also why are you jumping between sphere and swarm?
>Not to mention sun flares, With sun flares pretty consistently throwing out EMPs that throw out electronics, the question is "Where will the next EMP hit" making having electronics on a massive scale impractical, and repair nearly impossible.
You know we already know how to handle emp's right?
We've know how to fix this since the cold war.
Hell if we didn't the ISS wouldn't be possible.
>That's not even including the massive radiation
Because radiation shielding is impossible right?
>races that might be electronically dependent
Why is this a problem?
You know if you're going to critique someone else on whats possible in the future, it might do you well to know what we're currently capable of.

>>970585
This is depressing because it's what would really end up happening. The UN was a mistake.

>>970880
>The UN was a mistake
This so fucking much. The UN is a fucking joke. I honestly get into an autistic fit of rage just thinking about it. It's literaly a cool kids club meant to give the founding members power over the others under the idea of "the common good" while actually being shit.

I mean, one of their fist objectives was the declaration of human rights. As part of that they were going to outlaw slavery worldwide. Sound ok right? It took those cunts until 2007 to do it! WHAT THE FUCK!

Literaly all they do is get concerned and draft long regulations while holding talks in fancy parties between silver tongued bastards. There is no desire to actually achieve any sort of peace or diplomacy. The 19th century europen courts saw more honest diplomats, because back then they at least had the decency to say "You scracth our backs and send some gift to our delegation and we will think about the proposals over a party ok?" aloud for everyone to ehar instead of using complicated lingo to hide their little excesses from the masses and do nothing all day.

And that is not even STARTING on the globalist interests on the organization. The powers that be diverting attention to allow abuses of workers and human rights in certain countries for the profit of the companies of the founder countries, regulations that fuck over 3rd world countries and more (Like the last global warming agreement where they wanted the 3rd world nations to reduce the carbon emissions more than the 1st world ones. Well excuse me, but last I checked the polution producing shit is cheaper. How do you propose us poor fuck affor it to comply with you while still developing? ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLD US DOWN YOU CUNT?) The damn headquarters was built on land donated by the Rockfeller familly, and it has ever since just fucked the entire world by doing nothing of usefull while pretending to play judge, jury and executioner for the mamber while under the control of the US. Fuck the UN so fucking much,

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>>969364
That sounds like a large part of the setup for the original unreal, which was excellent.
It's a shame there's not really any good fanfic. It's even more of a shame there's no smut, since the natives are eight foot tall and look like a brown, wingless version of pic related, who is their goddess of lightning.

>>970585
>yfw the aliens are a race of kirks/kirkettes and patronisingly humor the activists before enthusiastically engaging with wider human culture so they can mack on all that sweet earthling pussy/dick

>>970398
>>970538
You might enjoy some of /tg/s HFY stuff

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Would you breed with a female alien [spoilers]even if she was an aggressive, territorial monster that would basically treat you as a cumpump she's oddly fond of and lead the broods of monsters she makes with you in bloody conquest of whole sectors of human space?[/spoilers]

>>971029
yes
a thousand times yes

>>971028
More likely the exact opposite, since any culture stable enough to have reliable space travel is more likely to not be brainwashed into thinking that accepting different people is somehow a bad thing. That's a problem specific to humans, and if an alien race is in any way relatable to us, they would definitely not side with the people who try to bully them just for being what they are while telling them to be offended by anyone who sides with them.

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>>970932
Calm down /pol/, I understand your anger but we are here for sexy xenos.

Here, have a qt alien.

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>>971256
What if said alien race had previously faced an invasive species that exploited the empathy and child rearing instincts of their poorly informed populations in order to infiltrate their society and try to enforce their incompatible way of life through violence?
At the same time, another alien species from a neighboring system migrated to their planet en masse, entering the planetary system illegally, bringing with them organized crime and stealing the resources of the planet in order to secretly ship them home?

>>971275
So you're saying they'd be AGAINST the sexual exploitation of mentally "different" aliens, which is the exact opposite of the strawman that started this circlejerk.

Someone starts a social justice witch hunt, can't keep their own strawman arguments straight. Not big surprise.

>>971289
Very unlikely given how the only lifeforms that are hermaphrodites are smaller/simpler organisms while the higher and larger lifeforms are all male/female.

>>971300
The fuck are you even bitching about? I'm just making femdom scenarios with aliens.

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>>971180

That thirsty for ayylien pussy, huh Anon?

>>971308
>You ruined my political propaganda with your realistic scenario. Let me rewrite reality to fit my prejudice.
No.

>>971322
>How do you know that an alien civilization that values free speech and personal responsibility doesn't exist?
That's the exact opposite of what the shriekers are fighting for. They're fighting AGAINST people being different from anything that fits in their tiny worldview, they're just using emotional words like "free speech" to hide their hate speech from criticism and facts. In the future, when the objective facts that send them into rage seizures are even better understood than they already are now, they could no longer even pretend to be taken seriously.

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Also some more alien porn because I refuse to let this thread be derailed by the SJW completly. If anyone awnsers to him, post a porn pic at least, dont let the post be wasted like I did.

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>>971367
I'm wondering how the ass found this thread since this bitching has only happened in this thread recently. It's even dumber when they arguing on a porn board in a fetish thread favoring human menXalien woman.

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>>971373
This thread is about as diverse as it gets.
They only seem to care about detrimental diversity though...

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>>971378

>>971373
It wasn't until recently that people started trying to derail the thread into hate speech against their political enemies. It's natural to expect that people would only object to propaganda when there's propaganda to object to.

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>>971373
Could be just a troll. It's totaly possible. But the fact that there is a very real possibility it isnt saddens me.

There are quite a few good porn artists on tumblr. It's perfectly possible one of them posted something with a note saying something like "A request for anon on x thread" and they found /aco/ through it. Or it could be something totaly diffent. I really have no idea.

>>971378
You still have not shown me what is it that the anti-sjw are trying to censor that is apparently scientifically proven.
You were the one that brought up emotions in the first place. What exactly is your point? You are writing, writing, writing but you are not SAYING anything. Please leave, you are not welcome here. For as much as you claim to love diversity, you seem pretty ok with starting hate against those you disagree with. This thread was peacefull until you showed up with your bait comment that you knew would get guaranteed replies.

If you are going to keep arguing, at least do us a favor and post alien porn along with your points. That way your posts are not wasted.

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>>971378
>evil things like "facts"
You mean like statistics and anthropology?

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>>971403
don't forget biology

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>>971407
Nah nah, see, we have to scrap science because teh ebil whyte peoples invented it, so it's evil and racist.

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>>971289
>>971300
>>971300
>>971350
>>971356
>>971378

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>one sjw comes in and gets mad someone said something bad about sjw's
like pottery

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>>971439
She wants men being overpowered by strong, independent women, like so.

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>>971447

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>>971452

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I feel kind of bad for the devs of evolve since no one cares about the game aside from making porn of the wraith and sometimes the other aliens. The artists/designers knew exactly what they were doing and have been quated taking inspiration from Giger when making the wraith.

Just report their posts. He's just shitposting, making off topic posts, and not even contributing to the thread.

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>>971464
>Take post
>Ingore points
>"U SAID NOTHING U STARTED IT"

You are retarded, I did adress your points. You are just to thick to notice. And you started this. Even if we had ignored the original post here ( >>971289 ) you would have pushed your luck anyway with your retarded acusation of "strawman" here ( >>971300 ) which you did in a manner so perfectly steryotypical we are to this moment not sure you are not just trolling.

>>971402

Mmm... man, I think that alien might be too pretty to fuck. I want to have her pose gracefully and just admire her pleasing aesthetics, like an expensive potted plant.

Oh, or maybe I could paint her. Mmm, fuck yeah. Gonna immortalize that xeno slut on canvas so that future generations can enjoy her beauty.

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>>971469
There really aren't enough scary/sexy aliens. There's nothing like sexuality to make people uncomfortable.

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Can anyone make sure to screencap this thread? I just want to save this clusterfuck.

>>970433
-Silgrian
-Outlaw Star (They do not play a promenant role)
-It's a panning shot that starts with a sun-shiny flare.

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>>971490
>You are currently attempting to apply a massively exaggerated extreme stereotype to me. You shouldn't do that to people who disagree with you.

Meanwhile, a few posts ago...


>>971427
>>Also "hate speech" means nothing, it's just code for disagreeing with you.
Actually, it's code for "making an emotionally-charged speech about how much you hate someone and how much of a subhuman monster they are". *For example, what you came into this topic to do.*

Jesus Christ, stop feeding the shitposter.

Ignore and report, you fucking leptons.

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There are two types of niggers. Niggers that start shit and niggers that keep the shit rolling.

Now poast filthy xenos.

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>>971437
Hate speech is a legal artifact, but only when it is active in inciting immediate violence. "Fuck the police/jews/triggerkin" is fine, but actually saying "Let's get some rope and hang some whiteys/darkies/insert-group-heres" is hate speech. Simply put, it doesn't matter how it makes you feel, unless it actually advocates action.

Now can everyone get past this ass-backwards argument and just go back to wanking like this board is for?

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Just report him.

>>971499
Holy fuck stop replying to him.
You should of known he was just baiting when he started calling everything against him hate speech.

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>>971529
He didnt "derail the thread by making it about your hateful and extreme political views", YOU DID!

His comment on that post was a joke about the fact that people like you have ZERO SELF AWARENESS and do not know when to stop, which you have proven to be 100% true. If you hadnt started, no one would even remeber that comment, it would be a passing laugh and by now we would be arguing about how many tits an alien broodmother should have, if she even should have tits at all.

Fuck off.

>>970932
>last I checked the polution producing shit is cheaper. How do you propose us poor fuck affor it to comply with you while still developing? ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLD US DOWN YOU CUNT?)
Maybe you can use all that money you made producing greenhouse gases as a raft when the polar ice caps melt, dingus.

SHUT UP

SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP

Jesus fucking christ

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>>971579
I'll certainly congratulate him on hating you personally, because you're insufferable.

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>>971579

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It sucks that one sjw asshole can completely ruin a thread for everyone

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>>971598
Didn't this all start with that one /pol/ack?

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>>971599
Shut up then.
You're the only one who has a problem ITT.
Stop posting any time.

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>>971599
>One joke
>Propaganda

Your standard for propagand is low as fuck.

You definition of "propaganda

A reminder not to engage, only report.

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>>971607
Not really, I think. It started with a UN mention. There was this one guy with a full rant against it up there but no one actually cared and he didnt atack anyone here.

What actually seems to ahve "triggered"our snowflake is the SJW joke L made about the UN sending their diversity people for the first contact that would resunt in the darkest timeline. It was enough to set him off apparently.

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>>971607
It all started with a conversation about the puazi, the alien race in the OP's comic to whom human bodies are an extremely strong aphrodisiac, and how they'd have difficulty being employed in human cities.

Then someone, seemingly in response to this, posted a greentext story about humans contacting aliens. The punchline was "SJWs ruin everything". That was literally it. No details, no relation to the puazi or any other topic at hand, just
>first contact with aliens
>suddenly, POLITICS
>everything is ruined by THOSE people
>I hate them and you should too
in about as many words.

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This is hilarious.
I didn't know it was this easy to trigger sjws.
We should do this more often.

>>971627
So it's basically some /pol/ack going LOL SJWS MAGA in a thread about alien cooter?

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>>971627
Damn you got triggered hard.
At least I'll never be as mad as this guy over a post on the internet

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>>971629

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>>971633

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>>971627
>everything is ruined by THOSE people

'Those people' proceeded to do precisely what he described.

>>971627
>>971631
No, it was this post >>970585.

It simply presented as a joke. But you took it 300% serious.

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>>971635

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>>971636
I know.
He pretty much trying as hard as he can to prove L right.

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>"SJW's ruin everything"
>Wild SJW appears
>"HOW DARE YOU SHITLORD YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER I WAS JUST STANDING HERE AND YOU ATTACKED ME AND MY POLITICAL VIEWS"
>"M8 wot"
>*procedes to try and ruin everything*

Like fucking clockwork.

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>>971627
You've given me much better reason to hate them than that post ever did.

I wanna see what a Wraith Xeno would look like

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>>971664
I am literaly laughing. How fucking magical. You really think we give a fuck about you? We dont. We already told you and explained why we dislike you. We adressed your points. You didnt care.


Leave.

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>>971664
Fucks sake this is the funniest thing that will ever happen to this thread.
Just pack it up guys no joke will be able to beat this.

>>971680
Y'know I don't care anymore that you're continuing with this conversation because it's pretty funny but could you at least make your posts more terse?

>>971686
you cared enough to reply

>>971688
Read the rest of the post moron.

>>971689
>>971688

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>being retarded on purpose
no (you)s for (you)!

Yep. Time to X the tab.

>>971707
You mean literally like you did this whole time. Also, that's a whole lot of "I don't care anymore" you wrote there shitter.

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>>971707
>"I DONT CARE! FUCK YOU!"
>posts twice more

K.

Also, a different anon brought up 1984. And 1984 is not about Comunism, its about totalitarianism. Nice job showing off how much of a psedo-intelectual you are.

Just stay true to your word and fuck off already,

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Mods are gods

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>Mods removed the SJW

HA HA

MODS=GODS

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I hope L didn't get banned.
Or at least didn't get banned for as long as the other guy.

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>>971725
15 minutes.

But it's entirely fair. It was off-topic and I should have stopped engaging a long time ago.

Have some really shitty OC.

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Well, I guess that's as good a point as any to end it.

Luckily, the mods didn't go for the "blame one side for everything because Those Fuckers are always the ones who always ruin everything" copout like some people wanted.

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>>971664
Holy SJW batman, what the fuck did I walk into? Is this guy really trying to do some kind of virtue signaling in a goddamn fetish thread? Fucking magical.

>>971750
The internet is amazing, insnt it?

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>>971750
>still going at it
We get it. Let it go. The person who started the whole mess was already deleted.

>>971738
Are we gonna get an update of Enemy Space soon? That shit was great!

>>971776
>1776
Nice freedomdigits.

Also yes, I was just sitting down to write it.

>>971738
>you will never be exploited by a tiny, adorable alien girl with the hots for you and incredibly low ethical standards for interpersonal interaction
We live in a cold and unforgiving universe.

>>971839
A real tragedy, isn't it?

>>

I'm going to repost a bit for context, here's the full pastebin: http://pastebin.com//Mbf2RPKh

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I pulled myself off of him and laid back in the bunk for a second or two, breathing heavily as he snuggled up to me and planted his face in my breast. Good, he was learning.

But, all good things must come to an end, and I had to get up and dressed, leaving him to lay in my bunk and catch his breath. As I was using the tiny fold-out "bathroom" in my cabin, brushing my fangs and washing behind my ears and under my tail, I found myself wrestling with a decision. The little orange bottle on the mirror shelf was taunting me. "Korazapine", a hormone inhibitor that kept me from going into heat, and pretty much necessary for someone like me who spent months on end in a Starship. I usually took one every morning, but today I was torn. Sex with my new pet would be soooo much better if I let nature take its course, but the discomfort of being super-horny and sensitive during the day...

>>971849
Eh, fuck it. I screwed the top back onto the bottle and returned it to the shelf. I could control myself for at least one shift, right? If it got too bad, I'd just tough it out and take one the next day.

It got really bad.

There's a stereotype about Sha'dee. Well, there's a bunch of them, but the main one is that Sha'dee are massive sluts. I've never really understood why Humans and other species consider this a bad thing. Humans, at least from my sample of one, seem to enjoy sex. And the amount of porn they produce and consume would back that up. So why stigmatize it? Musings on Human psychology aside, that stereotype is absolutely true of me. But it's not true of every single Sha'dee girl, at least not all the time. And usually even I'm pretty discrete about it. The problem comes when a Sha'dee enters her heat cycle. Most species that have a period of heightened fertility have it once or twice a year. Females of my species do it every month. Well, every month on our homeworld (wherever that is, if it even still exists), it works out to around every 5 weeks on the Human calendar. It's hard to describe being in heat, exactly. I can tell when it starts, because I wake up even wetter than usual, and it doesn't stop. The skinnie keeps the moisture contained when I'm wearing that, but when you're in civvie cloths you have to wear rubber panties because you'll soak through your pants otherwise. The next symptom is sensitivity. My skin gets hypersensitive, everywhere. Just the feeling of something warm brushing my arm is like fingers stroking my lines. If you've got time to enjoy it, it's wonderful; I like to fiddle with my skinnie's heat settings (basically turning it into a full-body electric blanket), curl up in bed and touch myself while stuffing my face. Did I mention I get really hungry when I'm in heat? Obviously it also makes you ungodly horny. It's like the feeling in your belly when you're starving compared to just hungry, except, well, lower down.

>>971851
The other main side effect, which had somehow slipped my mind when I made the decision not to take my meds, is that your tits start actually doing their job. Human families are much smaller than Sha'dee ones. We generally call them colonies, because that's essentially what they are, a big community of people who live and work together. We share everything within our colonies (but if I hear one more god damn joke about my skin color and communism I'm going to kick someone in the teeth), including child-rearing duties. The concept of the nuclear family is pretty foreign to us. We do keep track of who's biologically related, to prevent inbreeding, but I have a dozen females I think of as my mothers, even if only one of them actually gave birth to me. I don't know if lactating while in heat evolved as a result of this or the other way round, it's a bit of a chicken and egg problem, but it's convenient. A female in heat isn't really good for anything besides lazing around eating and fucking, so it makes a lot of sense for those females to feed the little ones while the others are out hunting (or working, in a modern context). It's less convenient when you have to work in that state. Especially when that work requires a skin-tight suit. Especially especially when you're busty for your species, and said suit is already stretching a good bit to contain your chest. Suffice to say, it only took about halfway into my shift before I was so swollen it was starting to really hurt. So now I had two problems; keeping my mind off sex, and keeping my mind off how much my boobs were aching. Combined with having to run a starship, overall not a pleasant experience. As the day wore on, I found myself having to sneak off to the head to strip halfway out of my skinnie and massage my chest, or I literally would not be able to think. Fun, right?

>>971911
A younger, more inexperienced female might have rubbed one out too, but I had learn two things over the years. One, that I couldn't stop myself from making noise (and ooooohhhhh boy would it be embarrassing if one of my men caught me, let alone an officer) and two, that schlicking while in heat is a lot like drinking booze while thirsty. You'd think it would help, but it just makes it worse. Instead, I just had to grin and bear it.

Fortunately today was pretty uneventful. We had left the system we'd found Alex in like a bat out of hell, but as we got closer to the border we had to slow down. The Conglomerate had placed a string of ansible-equipped sensor buoys along the edge of the demilitarized zone, and if one of them detected an Alcubierre wake you'd have half the border patrol fleet on your ass before you could blink. The Conglomerate had always been paranoid, but the war only made it worse, and we'd heard chatter that they'd increased their patrols. We'd creep along established trade routes to avoid suspicion, edging closer to the border until we could cross the sensor envelope under sublight power. From the outside, we looked like a normal mercenary frigate, but if we were boarded and searched it would be all over. Giving Xenos access to the controls of a starship was a capital offense in Conglomerate space. Fucking bastards. So, slow and steady it was. There was plenty to do, of course, there always was, but luckily for me I had people to do that. When there wasn't something requiring my direct attention, I could sit in the ready room and try to keep my mind off sex. Unsuccessfully might I add.

I was in the middle of trying not to think about what I could tie Alex up to in my cabin, and whether the rope would be missed, when I was interrupted.

"Master Chief? Excuse me, Master Chief?"

>>971966
I shook my head and blinked, turning to find little Kora Oberlin standing behind my chair. She looked and felt concerned. I've always had a soft spot for spotted girls like Oberlin, with their long dainty ears, silky black hair and thick juicy asses. And yes, in case you were wondering, heat is an equal opportunity affair.

"Are you alright, Master Chief? You seem a bit distracted..." She asked, cocking her head inquisitively.

"I'm fine." I said, a little too quickly.

Oberlin inched closer and sniffed, then stepped back as she recognized the scent of my pheromones.

"Oh... You're in... Did you run out of K? I can give you some of mine..." She offered, sitting down across from me.

"No, no, it's fine. I just forgot to take it this morning." I muttered quietly, trying hard not to imagine pinning her to the table and pushing my tail all the way...

"Oh, of course. Sorry I asked..." She grimaced in embarrassment, lowering her ears to signal submission. "I had something I wanted to talk to you about, if you're not busy."

"Go ahead." I nodded.

If she kept talking, maybe I could focus on that instead of what her cute little lips would feel like on my nipples.

"Well, I was looking over the navigation logs I pulled off one of the subsystems on the Siroco, and I noticed that their course is almost identical to ours, except there's a destination right before the border. A small space station listed as property of Syren, the company that operated the Siroco. It's a mining platform though, not a ship tender or drydock."

"So?" I asked.

"Well, there's no conceivable reason why they'd go there, at least, you'd think. But then I had an idea... What if this data was meant to go to us? You said that Human kid thinks they were trying to blackmail the Conglomerate, right? What if that was the blackmail? That they'd send this data to the Free Systems?" Oberlin was getting excited, wagging her tail back and forth with each word.

>>972002
"Can you stop?" I asked abruptly, tearing my eyes away from the swaying, tantalizing tail.

"What?"

"Your tail. Can you stop?"

"Ohhhh. Of course, sorry!" Oberlin blushed. "Is it really that bad?"

"It's pretty bad." I grimaced.

"How long has it been? I-if that's not inappropriate..."

"I've been taking the suppressors for about three months now." I admitted.

"Yeesh, that's a long time to let it build up. I wish I could help..." She bit her lip. "But, you know, fraternization and all..."

"Stupid Humans and their stupid rules." I muttered, shaking my head. "I'll remember to take the pills tomorrow, and with any luck we'll have some down time once we get back home for me to let it out."

"So, what do you think of my theory?" She asked, trying to change the subject back.

"Seems logical. If so, this could be very big. Did you tell the Captain about this?"

"I was going to ask you to do it... But maybe I should do it myself what with your... condition."

"No, no, I'll tell him. It should go through normal chain of command anyway."

"Well, I just figured, if the Captain included it in his next ansible report to command, maybe our mission would get priority and they'd order the other Blades to escort us back..."

"That's good thinking. We could certainly use the extra firepower if shit goes sideways."

"That's what I was thinking... This whole behind enemy lines thing has me all nervous..." She admitted. "I don't know if I'm cut out for this covert shit, I'm terrified of us getting caught, and what the Conglomerate will do to me... One of my dads was born in Conglomerate space. He has little silver nubs in his mouth where they pulled out his fangs, and he used to freak out every time he heard someone walking in power armor..."

"It's nerve-wracking at first, I'll admit." I consoled her. "But you'll get used to it. Just think of it as revenge for what they've done to us."

>>971439

I miss chillchell...

>>969315
>Humans become so enamored with technology and advancement, driven mad by the empty universe, that we create new, alien life everywhere we go
>We collectively decide that being alone sucks, so we plop down life everywhere that will take it
>We can't make them intelligent, so we say fuck it and plug ourselves into computers
>We become one conscious collective, interacting with the world through robots
>Our creatures evolve in some delayed generational acceptance of sapience, creating civilizations on the worlds we abandoned
>They love humans and everything about us, because we made them that way
>They learn from our history and technology, making it to space in only a few centuries
>They find us, are really excited and desperately want to meet us
>By now we're a lame collective with no desire other than to be left alone
>Our creations won't accept that
>They start pulling us out because THEY WANT HUMANS, DAMNIT
>Collective freaks the fucks out that it's getting smaller
>Space war for humanity

>>972071
>future 4chan and its users all get upload into a single collective
>we did nothing but watch kung pow on repeat for centuries because it's the only all of 4chan can agree upon/enjoy

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>>972083
You know the rules.

>>972071
>Get yanked out of the matrix
>Aliens everywhere
>No clue what's going on
>They're showering you with exotic food and drinks, strange music, grinding on you
>Sirens blaring warning messages telling you to plug yourself back in
>They're talking to you in several languages you don't understand
>They give you a baseball bat and point you to the stuff you were just plugged into

sounds like fun

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>>972064

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Does anyone have screencaps of the whole argument? I just got here and am just curious to see the whole shit show.

>>971299
Sounds like you're talking about USA.

>>971452
And now I have a new fetish.

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>>972264
i'm not going to bother cropping this into something that can be posted here
http://i.imgur.com/vutIbyp.png

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>they're still going at it
And we all know exactly who they're going to blame for their actions.

>>971627
that good feeling when people post your old stuff

>>969265
>Avatar

>>969364

Wow, that's a very fresh take on xenos. I like it.

We must have a lot to show for such beings, and i'd assume they'd be quite willing to learn - unless they think you're demons or something.

I for one would love to volunteer to be the guardian of and teach a young, clueless peasant girl xeno how to be properly civilized. One might make some mess and do something weird and/or stupid xeno peasant stuff for some time, but that's expectable.

Though i have to ask, would these xenos neglect their personal/public hygiene like medieval humans did? I'm not implying anything, it's just a fact that medieval people were often quite unsanitary?

Anyone have the pic of a really alien looking xenos, basically a cocksleeve with insectile arms on a guys cock?

It was blue and yellow
And the background was kinda a desert

>>972534
That movie had so much potential.

And Hameron ruined it all with preachiness, a forced and generic af romance, and a dumb message.

>>972634
That's actually a common misconception. Only people in major cities like London were particularly dirty, and then only because there wasn't enough clean water. People in the country bathed in rivers and streams fairly regularly. Really it depends on the culture and where the people lived. Vikings for example were extremely clean people.

>>972721
the most commonly found viking artifacts were combs

>>972814
Yeah, the Nordic culture was one of the most advanced in Europe at the time. The fact they were able to cross the Atlantic literal centuries before the Spanish is proof enough of that.

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I find the lack of snek disturbing.

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>>972920
Last one

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>>970965
>vendora
Damn. I feel so old suddenly.

>>970807
because the materials needed for such a project would probably use up the entire solar system.

EMP's are blocked by a faraday cage, making only a caged computer protected. Meaning a wired system is the only protected system. A wired system of that kind of magnitude (in a swarm literally fucking impossible) is really just impractical.

I'm not arguing whether it's possible or not, just whether it's practical.

>>970807
That kind of "everyone let's band together" is impossible if they are anything like humans.

>>970807
dont we get like vital vitamins from the sun though

>>973045
Yeah but the idea with a Dyson sphere is you live on the inside of it. If we built one, it's diameter would be equivalent to the Earth's orbit, so the people living inside would still be exposed to the sunlight at the same intensity as on Earth.

>>973001
>because the materials needed for such a project would probably use up the entire solar system.
Nope.
A dyson swarm wouldn't even use up all of mercury.
>(in a swarm literally fucking impossible)
Why would putting a cage around each individual members of a swarm be impossible?
Do you think the only way to do it is to enclose the sun in a faraday cage and then build a swarm outside it?
Thats retarded.
>I'm not arguing whether it's possible or not
Then why did you say it was impossible here >>970552
>>973004
>That kind of "everyone let's band together" is impossible if they are anything like humans.
Not necessary to create a dyson swarm.
In fact a strong centralized government might impede it.
>>973045
>dont we get like vital vitamins from the sun though
Sure do.
What does that have to do with dyson swarms?
Also why did you make that 3 posts instead of one?
Also make up your mind over whether you're talking about spheres or swarms.
>>973049
Dyson spheres have loads of problems with them.
Ignoring the orbital problems of such a structure the biggest problem is that you can't really use a dyson sphere until it's done.
Whereas a dyson swarm is livable during every stage of it's construction.
Most people who seriously talk about building something like are talking about a swarm rather than a sphere.

>>973094
Aye, I don't think they're at all practical, but I was responding to a question about them in theory.

>>973109
Impractical?
A dyson sphere is just a plain old bad idea.
Dyson swarms are where it's at.

>>973094
I'm just >>973045
i didnt make any other posts
i made 1, not 3.

>>972944
Just focus on how hot Vandora is.

Or on the fact that a nali girl can hug you with her lower arms while running her hands through your hair with the upper ones.

Or that since they're eight foot tall, each of those boobs is only a little less than the size of your head.

>>973120
Sorry then.
It just seem suspicious when my post gets no replies for a day and then suddenly 3 within a half hour of each other.

>>970571
I think part of it is that the protagonist is a very bad case, like, she's their equivalent to a Chinese person who dresses unironically like fumanchu

>>970932
What was the root post? It's been deleted

>>970932
But the US doesn't control the UN, like at all

>>971029
We need more hybrid porn

>>970965
Unreal my niggaaaa

>>973322
The US doesn't exploit, it liberates

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>>973322
I have no idea what one was even doing on 4chan. He definitely wasn't a thread regular.

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>>973348
Me neither. I was either a good troll or he accidentaly thought we gave a fuck.

>>973343
Yeah, right. Keep teling youself that.

>>973353
>everyone hates on the good guy
>again

Shit, did I miss story time with the alien girl and her massage from a prisoner?

>>973322
I did screencap it but I'd probably get banned if I posted it.

>>973373
If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, it's all here: http://pastebin.com/Mbf2RPKh

And there's more on the way.

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>>973402
Post it on /trash/ later. Or in the next xeno thread.

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>>973468
Alternatively, we could let that bullshit die. It was deleted for a reason.

Sudden urge to play Alien vs Predator

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>>973476
Yeah, but it will make for a good pic for a /pol/ YLYL thread. I want it.

>>973468
Is there a regular xeno thread on /trash/? I never go there because it's cancer central, but that might be a reason.

>>973493
No but one pops up every now and again

>>973493
It's pretty much a better version of /aco/ since you won't be banned for arbitrary bullshit. It's really just /co/'s porn board since nearly everything there is /co/ porn anyways.

>>973468
>>973476
>>973488
The entire conversation was posted on this imgur >>972367
You'll have to edit it into something usable though.

>>973498
I dunno, I like /aco/'s lack of furry and pony content. It keeps the autism to a minimum. We may miss out on some xenos as a result, but the overall effect is favorable to my mind.

>>973488
Do you really want even more /pol/ to come into these threads, thinking that their politics will be welcomed here?

>>973357
>>973522
Someone's butthurt that they lost

>>973404
Would the alien girl count herself as a slut, since it usually has the connotation of being willing to sleep with pretty much anyone? I'd have thought they might distinguish between that and being ok to (slash extremely eager to) sleep with people they like and trust; as in their outlook is that they have a healthy attitude and appetite for sex, humans are repressed prudes, and actual sluts are something else. Calling them that might feel to them something like when abstinence-only-groins-are-the-work-of-satan types accuse people having sex while dating of being sluts.

>>973404
>I can tell when it starts, because I wake up even wetter than usual, and it doesn't stop.
So Sha'dee girls have an equivalent of morning wood?
I did not realize I wanted this.

>>973554
I don't think Maara really understands the connotations of the word in Human culture. She thinks it's just derogatory slang for someone who's promiscuous. Most of what she knows about Human relationship politics comes from watching porn, so she's got a somewhat warped perspective.

>>973564
Let's just say there's a reason Sha'dee are as numerous as even the egg-laying species.

>>973589
>Let's just say there's a reason Sha'dee are as numerous as even the egg-laying species.
how do they manage that when the females are the hunters and presumably in harm's way more often? do they have really fast pregnancies, or are there just lots of sha'dee women about?

>>973607
They can probably stay pretty active up until a certain point in the pregnancy like human can.

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>Diva Plavalaguna
Any drawfags want to do some porn of her being gangbanged by the bad guy aliens from the same movie?

>>973607
>do they have really fast pregnancies, or are there just lots of sha'dee women about?
Little of both, but mostly the latter. The birth ratio is typically about 3:1 females to males. A major reason they're able to be successful is the defensive nature of males. About 1/3rd of the female population is pregnant or in heat at any given time, and they stay at home in the nest with their young and the males, who protect them while the other females are out hunting.

>>973628
>Mangalores threaten to start fucking prisoners
>Bruce Willis starts jerking it rapidly, whips around corner, and jizzes like a gunshot, hitting the leader right between the eyes

X-rated Fifth Element is too horrible and too plausible to think about

>>971750

>dat drawing

holy fuck cannot stop laughing

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