STAR DEW VALLEY

>>932333
oh yeah trips!

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>>932326

>no gay stuff
>futa is fine

But anon, futa is gay.

>>932656
I love that meme of yours.

>>932656
Explains why you're in this thread I guess.

>no gay stuff
>but futa is fine
???

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>>932656
>>933348
You'll need some bigger b8 m8

>>934449
I don't know about you but pegging is pretty gay

>>932344
Did Noill ever finish the animated version of this?

>>932326
>No gay stuff, but Futa is fine.
>I hate water but I love Dasani

>>934449
>Biological dick
>Strapon

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things just doesn't belong

>>934449
dick=gay
no matter what you say if you enjoy jerking off with a dick as a centerpoint you are gay

>>934642
This. If you pound off to dicks, you're at least bi. If you pound off to futa dicks, you're probably in the closet.

>>934660
>>934642
sure thing friendo

>>934642
So if a dude is fucking a girl and you fap to that, its gay?

>>934737
>I have no response, the post

>>934741
If you're focusing on the dick and ignoring the girl, then yeah, you're probably gay. Just, deeply closeted gay.

More please!

>>934642
What of its a feminine dick though

>>932656

Futa on Futa is gay

Futa on female is straighter than hetro

>>935891
Nice meme bro +1 upboat xDDDDD reblogged

>>935893
Trannies being involved precludes it from being straight.

>>934642
so i guess all porn that features a blowjob is off-limits for you then?

>>935952
In a way, yeah. I like getting blowjobs but I don't understand why people enjoy watching someone else get one. The dick is just not sexy or aesthetically pleasing in any way. It's useful, but it's probably the ugliest part of the human body.

>>935959
okay, but you understand that most heterosexual porn has a blowjob scene, right?

>>935970
Yeah, but the woman's face is generally the focus of the scene, not the dick. And I'm pretty sure most viewers self insert into the person getting sucked, not the one doing the sucking.

Tbh I mostly watch solo female porn or lesbians. Just don't feel the need to look at naked men.

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>>935949

Abigail is best girl

I kinda wish that Sabastion would act jealous if you married her.
And vice versa I guess.

>>936958
AGREED

>>936973
"H-hey Abby, hows it going?"
>Abigail is pushing a stroller with a one year old baby in it. Is visibly pregnant.
"Oh hey Sabastion! Things are going fantastic at the farm! Anon just made a killing in watermelons. We're thinking of building an extension on the house. How are are things going for you?"
"Uh... ya know. Just helping my mom around the house... I uh have been training to help her with carpentry. M-maybe I'll help build your new house."
>Awkward chuckle. Baby starts crying
"Looks like someone needs a changing! I'll see you later Sabastion."
"Yeah.. see ya."

>>935891
You're a faggot and your parents are ashamed of you.

>>937272
This.

>>934486
Objectively true

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>>934449
3/4 of four of those are pretty gay, m8

Bumping. Post Penny, I wanna enjoy mai waifu.

>>932326
>no gay stuff, but futa is fine

Oh boy, here we go again...

>>932361
of course

>>935891
Well, that's an ENTIRELY different matter.

>>932329
gayyyyyyyyyyy

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>>935891

>>934449
Futa on male = A flesh and blood dick going up a man's ass = Gay

Single Futa = A person with female and male anatomy = Transexual = Bi/Gay (for any gender)

Futa on Futa = Tranny on Tranny = Bi/Gay x2

Futa on Female = Tranny on Female = Dependent on what you focus on, though will heavily lean towards geh

>most straight dudes, lesbian = not gay
Right, forgot that integral bit of statistical information from the latest census.

>>934642
this is objectively true,
If you specifically look for futa over strapons then by definition the thing that turns you on is the cock

>>943812
and adding to this, literally noone cares that youre gay. Its fine. What people get triggered about is how vehemently you deny it/ how hard you try to convince people its straight

>>943777
Homosexuality is attraction to members of the same sex. Attraction to the sexual organ of a member of the same sex would be closer to sexual deviancy than full blown homosexuality. A homosexual man is one who tends to like masculine features, such as broad shoulders, more muscles, squared features, etc.

Futa has every single characteristic of a female: round body shape, breasts, softer features, etc. It also happens to have a penis (some futa also have balls, and or a vagina, up to personal interpretation). Attraction to such a person doesn't suggest homosexuality, as it's focusing on the addition of a single thing to a female base.

Also, lesbians are gay, there's no way around it. Girl attracted to girl = homosex.

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a whole lot of not porn is going on around here

>>943866
Theres a lot of degeneracy though

>>943850
A single thing that is the cornerstone/ symbol of masculinity

Its gay for the women, but not for the heterosexual male viewer.

I started playing Stardew Valley because of this thread. loving it so far

>>944014
If thats true then fantastic. Im glad you like it. Just make sure that someone likes you by the 24th of spring so you can ask them to the flower dance. don't be stuck standing alone like I was.

>>932354
Maru's black guys, deal with it

>>944046
Shes half black half white
Unless her mom is secretly black.

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>>945093

>>932656
>likes dicks
>not gay
When are you boys gonna stop being closet homos

>>945119
when are you going to stop being so new?

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>>945079
kek reminds me of this

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>>934449

>>943818
This. It's fucking 4chan, we're all fags of some sort here. Whether you're a real fag or a newfag, we hate you equally.

Nobody likes a closet case who tries too hard. Don't be Mac.

>>943850
>Attraction to the sexual organ of a member of the same sex would be closer to sexual deviancy

Enough hair-splitting will make you think water is different from rain.

>Attraction to such a person doesn't suggest homosexuality, as it's focusing on the addition of a single thing to a female base

And that single thing is the male primary sex characteristic. You can't get around that. I hear hermaphrodite futa get brought up a lot when your type gets backed into a corner, but 98% of the futa I actually see are just straight up trannies. And attraction to trannies is definitely an indication of repressed homo/bisexuality.

>Girl attracted to girl = homosex.

Nobody's disputing that, but you wouldn't say a girl who watches gay porn is a lesbian, would you? It's gay for the girls, but for the straight male observer it's just more girl.

>>932656
>cuntboi is straight

>>938344
So, one is mostly gay? Take a look at your math buddy.

>>932326
awful nose

>>945079
Wtf I never used to like Futa but now I kinda do when she's all awkward about it