It's your birthday today! Your friends are taking you out

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Lucina

>>918550
I go home and finally get a new graphics card.

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ez

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TALI

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Big Red Boobies

>>918550
easy. i file a job application and get fucked by all my friends DUH

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D.va, Rosalina, Elizabeth Liones, Sailor Venus, Catwoman

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I don't even play Overwatch, but damn. At least for 30 minutes or so. Then, I'd probably have to spend an hour or so with >>918829 as Anon suggested, at least so I can see whats under that suit. Then the rest of the time with Asuka or Tifa.

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gg ez pick bois

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>>919014
1 hours with lapis, 1 hour with raven, one hour with jinx

>>918550
Huntress, Wonder Woman and Tomoko

>>918914
Objectively correct answer

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1998 Jill Valentine

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Mileena first.

Then Midna.
In imp form, of course.

And finally Peg Pete.

An hour with each should do.

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Bulma Briefs, the Martian queen from Duck Dodgers, and Marie Kanker but the hot version everyone draws in fanart.

>>919132
>Not saving Mileena for last incase she bites your johnson off and ruins the rest of your evening...
Bad form

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Conan all the way

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1 hour Jinx (lol), 1 hour Zone-Tan, 1 hour Yoko.

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One hour with pic related, one with Shanoa from order of Ecclesia, one with Thage from Eternal Poison.

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>>918550
Probs someone I wouldn't be able to or want to replicate irl.
So Poison, maybe Clem or some loli from unteralterbach and let's say haydee or edi.
Otherwise 3 hours with vicar Amelia.

Loli makes me sound like a monster sure, but I'd know they aren't real so no actual negative impact, gotta go extreme cos where else could you do that shit?

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>>919207
I'm flattered.

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I'd start with Asami, Go to Korra, and end with Raven

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Claimed

Elizabeth Comstock, Korra, then Starfire

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I'll take Palutena and Samus for a threesome, and maybe invite Camilla for an orgy. More cushion for the pushin'.

We'll get all liquored up and have some fun.

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Her.

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>>919984
gr8 taste m8

>>918550
No, it's my birthday tomorrow.

>>918550
> tears and snot on my dick

nope.

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Or Mercy

>>920121
>fucking her while putting her down and calling her "police girl"
Yes please

>>920067
same, god like taste anon

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>>920067
Should I take Camilla along too?

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Man-ti-core: 70 min
Ysera (corruption free): 50 min
Tainya Red Alert 2: 30 min
Leblanc threesome: 30 min

Not enough budgeted? Flash my ID for a discount cause it's my birthday

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3 hours with futa Zarya.

And at that price I can afford to come back twice a month. I'm hooked.

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Korra

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>>918824
Mercy & Kim

>>920295
Oh what the hell, why was I banned?

Braith from skyrim inb4 ban

>>918550
>It's your birthday today! Your friends are taking you out for a night at the Sex Arcade, where you can fuck any fictional girl
I am a girl (thanks to >>896594), so what happens? Do I just have to watch my friend fucking girls? Do I make out? Do my friends insist on a having a guy fuck me? Do I have to become one of the arcade girls?

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>>918550
At least two hours with pic related.

The last hour would probably be spent either with Gaige, young Mercy, Tracer or possibly Ellie from TLoU, (or really any other video game character modeled after ellen page.)

>>922687
>how do women have sex with each other

Gwen Tennyson, Toph, and Raven.

Ask how much it is to buy Toph.

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I know this is probably the most random choice in this thread, but the obscure marvel character Persuasion

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Witch or Devil Mercy, and Rose Quartz and Jasper from SU

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>>918550
>pic related
>Plain Doll
>Sorceress from DC
Dunno how I'd fuck the Doll though.

>>918550

You know... I probably wouldn't do it with any, mostly, human characters. I mean... Literally thousands of picks upon picks. So here goes.

1. Squiggly from Skullgirls
2. Haydee from... Haydee or Torakaka from BlazeBlue
3. Imp Midna from Zelda.

Squiggly is god damn adorable and I'd have soft loving sex with her. Then I'd tackle Haydee, doing all kinds of deplorable sex acts and get freaky with her. Alternatively I'd pick Torakaka and indulge in my furry woman chance. Than have some nice cool down sex with cute Imp Midna in my lap while she's bouncing away and I just let time tick away and hold off cumming until the last second.

>Proceed to come there every single year with the tradition of creamping imp Midna in some way, shape and form in the end.

>>922788
Not by paying for it, anon.

>>918550
Bayonetta, Zombie Tramp and the faceless Boobnurses from Resident Evil.

>>923313
Uh huh.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/11780276/Lesbian-escort-agency-How-it-works.html

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My girl from bioshock 2, so underrated.

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Masane Amaha from Witchblade Farah from Legend of Queen Opala and probably Samus Aran.

>>923476
I'll be honest, I just wanted /aco/ to tell me that if I was a girl my friends would force me to have sex with guys as a "birthday treat".

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Poppy, Mei and Ankha.

>>922687
There are male attractions at the Sex Arcade too

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>>920067
Samus for the first, Palutena on my second go around, and finally Sylvanas (undead).

>>919126
sauce?

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Kerrigan,
because a scifi broodmother with psychic abilities and infinite stamina who probably leaks phototropic pheromones is too good to pass up.

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>>918550
A one hour casual hate fuck with pic related

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>>925270
A fun filled hour with miss chacha

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>>925286
Lastly a hour with the justicar

>>923957
Is she fucking a corpse?

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>>918550
Pixie!

>>918550
>Wanting to be in a crammed space filled with smelly neckbeards abusing girls who absolutely don't want to be there.
Been there, done that. Worst fetish club ever, I was sick from the smell a whole damn week.
I'd rather go to a normal brothel unless there's another sex arcade not run by a turbo sociopath and patroned by the scum of the earth.

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My wife, of course.

>>925603

Heh, this guy gets it.

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>>925625
Wrong picture, posted the crap small one I meant to delete

>>925290
Why her head look like a lego?

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>>918550
Anna Jelenko

>>925603
>>925627
>waaaaah i don't like fictitious fantasy settings involving rape
>i'd rather go to a real life brothel where it smells like shit and cigarettes and the women pretend to enjoy their job
>i'm not a huge piece of shit for paying for sex to begin with in the first place
>i'm a morally conscious customer of prostitution
lmao

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Lucina so I can pay to take her home and cuddle her there,
Maybe Camilla or Male Corrin too can come with her.

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>>925678
Asari head tendrils (pic related) mixed with her strong jaw give that impression, I think.She is a strong mate over 600 years old(they can live into the 1000's) and experienced.When you mate with a Asari you meld nervous systems the pleasure of both parties are shared.I always wondered what that would feel like.

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>>925763
>>925763
My nigga

Easy. Tali, Mercy and maybe someone from Witcher universe (Triss? Shani?).

>>918560
who

>>918550
I'd go with Mercy, Starfire and Valkyr with her alternate skin.

Peach, Rosalina, Zelda, Francine Smith, Haley Smith.

Why has nobody selected Raven, from X-Men. She can fucking transform throughout the 3 hours into all your waifus!

>>927212

Because she's a bitch

>>925625
>>925631

>here you can fuck any fictional girl
>any fictional girl
>girl

Read the fucking OP, faggot

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>>918550
Easiest decision of my life desu senpai

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these 3

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>>918550
Only if it's the trap version though

Anyone have Millenia from the Grandia II? What an underrated sexy character.

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>>918550
the fuck is this weak ass shit
claiming best imp

>>925327
Are you fucking retarded or 12?

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>>920726
Sona, Soraka and Karma for a proper "Treat your Support" session

>>923239
>Trying to fuck Doll
>Not hugging her and stroking her hair
come on anon.
Also, get her out of that goddamn whorehouse. She deserves better.

>>918550
Friends, 750 dollars? This future is unrealistic

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3 hours with her

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Cavewoman anyone?

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>>928010
>imying I couldn't do that while trying to fuck her anyway
>implying I'd let her rot in some dirty shithole brothel
lmao get some eyes nigga

>>928257
DONT SEXUALIZE THE DOLL FAGGOT

>>928257
DOLL IS NOT FOR FUCKING

>>928734
even Gerhman sexualized the fuck out of the doll and his crotch looks like it belongs in a museum.

>>928744
No he didn't
He's an old perv anyway
Doll is for headpats.

*pats head with muh dick

>Welcome Home good Hunter, what is it you desire?

How bout muh balls in your face ya scrawny assed japanese boy's fantasy

>>918550
raven, zone tan and ramona flowers. best day ever.

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>>918550
This monstergrill, Tali, aaaaaand... Papi from Everyday Monstergirls. Gotta go with inhuman grills while I've got the chance!

>>930621
>literally just discovered this girl existed today
She confuses my boner.

>>919168
god i love that image

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Athena Cykes.

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>>930806
I know exactly why I have this boner

>>930823
I mean, I get the appeal.
She just seems really cute too.

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>ITT: Nerds who think they can last 3 hours with their fantasy girl
>Pic related, I'm one of them :D

>>930856
aplaudable tastes

>>930856
>175 minutes to eat the pizza
>5 minutes for sex
Seems legit.

>>918821
underrated wizard