Robot Thread

>Implying this isn't /aco/'s theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5TV7JUvzo

>>781824
OH YES

>>781846
I was always pretty sure it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK1g5dMYR3s

>>782225
Whoa nelly. Source?

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>>781824

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>>782338
Source? I can trade you a dick.


Fucking Tumblr never showing all the images. Goddammit.

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It's the oddest thing, but what turns me on the most about Haydee porn isn't her ridiculous figure, but her lack of facial features.

I just can't describe it, a girl gulping down dick like it's nothing with a "blank" expression seems to be infinitely hotter than some two-bit ahaego.

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>>782355
I get the same feeling with the Bubble Head nurse

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>>782364
>>782355
What is it about them?

>>782355
Agreed, I find non-facial emotions to show pleasure to be hotter as well

>Haydee's servoes and actuators whining and jittering as she rides your dick
>she loses control of her voice synthesizer, her tone modulates and skips as slams down harder and harder on you
>you can hear the cooling fans on the back of her head spin up more and more, rising in frequency as her glitched moans rise in volume

>>782373
>you can hear the cooling fans on the back of her head spin up more and more, rising in frequency as her glitched moans rise in volume
All that would do is give me PTSD about hl2.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

>>782351
It shows up for me.
Filter to most recent and only images.

>>782379
I'm just going by tumblr/tagged/haydee, like how I usually find art for stuff.

Piece of shit site.

>>782383
Use the search function instead of the tags.

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Yo /robutts/, can I haz some [spoiler] gay robots [/spoiler]?

Im new to this fetish and the only images I have found so far are either solo female or straight.

Have a grill in return

>>782386
But the posts are already tagged haydee? Why shouldn't they show up when searching by tag?!

FUCK

>>782397
I don't know.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/haydee
That gives me everything.
Always use this instead of the shitty tag system.

>>782418
>filter by most recent and by photo
>still filled to the brim with weebshit, gookshit, and poneshit.

>>782392
If your not turned off by Herm/dual genital sets, the transformers fandom's got you covered senpai

>>782421
Thats only if you go down past the date haydee was revealed.
At that point you're just looking for things to get mad about.

>>782368

The lack of expression or facial features objectifies the woman by limiting her visible attributes to the sexual; to the man, she's little more than large breasts and shapely legs attached to a soft, fertile torso.

This objectification can of course occur in different ways, and when this happens the eye looks for some aspect of the familiar human form to latch onto. War masks are sneering or cold and expressionless, or reapers have something resembling a skull. For robots such as Haydee, the human aspects of her figure are huge jiggling breasts and mocha brown thighs with wide hips and a fat ass. These things are powerful sexual characteristics, and without the humanizing face to give her "humanity," she is seen as more akin to a fancy, moaning fucktoy.

(Though I would say I enjoy these sorts of characters when they don't even have a sharp change in mood during sex, something where she's clearly enjoying it but still has her wits, you know? Less screaming or glitching, more giggles, grunts and gasps punctuated by encouraging whispers.)

>>782459
Then apparently there's only a total of five or so pictures of Haydee on Tumblr, because that's all I see.

>>782466
Then it's something fucked up on your end.
I get 2 pages of robutt.

>>782447
I'm not sure why the herm meme caught on so much. I blame tumblr.

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>>782472
Yep; after this, I get only two pics.

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>>782472
Not him but the first thing I see is some weebshit from 2 years ago.

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>>782482
Well I don't know whats gone wrong on your end but heres what I get

>>782489
>phone
Well theres your problem.
At least you don't got the battery run down.

>>782492
gonna need that first, second, third, and fifth image posted, senpai.

>>782489
>mobile
Theres your problem

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>>782494
The first will be colored in a couple of hours so i'll just wait until neurodyne is done.
The second one isn't actually haydee.

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>>782496
Setting it to most recent kinda worked but it's pretty retarded that I had to switch to the desktop version to do that.

>>782502
>>782503
>>782505
Thanks, anon

>>782461
Huh.
Very well put, anon.

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>>782447
...but I don't want transformers. I want robots. Like this one from overwatch i managed to find.

>>782528
DO NOT SEXUAL THE BUDDHIST ROBOT

>>782531
Sorry, I will refrain from doing so in the future. But my point stands. I refuse to belive the only gay/solo male bots I will be able to find are Transformers.

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does she have porn?

>>782535
Just a meme lad, don't worry.
And sorry, but I don't know any source for gay/male bots either.

>>782543
Ok. As I said I am new here. And I am sorry but I refuse to belive that. There must be some other fags/bisexual people here. I will be waiting. Maybe I will bother some artists to draw some stuff on tumblr, ff and deviant art. I will also start looking for stuff in said sites.

>>782528
Transformers are robotic lifeforms.
What makes them horrible compared to others? Their autonomy?

>>782566
Take your homo fagshit elsewhere you degenerate.

>>782579
Robots do not have sexes. They are tools.

>>782575
It's not that I don't consider Transformers not robots, they are. I just don't like their asthetic.

>>782579
>Calling me a degenerate
>While fapping to machines
>On a board that faps to cartoons
>Located on a mongolian basket-weaving forum

Wew lad

>>782589
if they are build to have sexes then they adquire them.

>>782592
That is like saying a fleshlight is female.

>>782592
>literal degenerate reprobate trying to question the morality of others

Oh I'm laffin.

>>782596
In a techinical sense it is, since it is build to emulate a female. Tough we could argue for hours and hours on this and arrive nowhere. It's the kind of question that makes for great philosophy but can not be awnsered at our current state.

Wait, so is Haydee a robot or a cyborg? The fleshy ass and fat thighs make it seem like there's meat under the metal.

Why do her breasts jiggle? Are they made of some soft plastic or silicone gel? Why?

>>782631
Yes.

>>782631
I think she's "supposed" to be a cyborg, but fuck that shit.

>inner frame and limbs is hard metal
>the white bits are actually a white vinyl/laytex stretched over metal plating
>her tits are sacks of silicon/gel/whatever under the white laytex
>her legs are made of three parts; the outer skin, the inner mechanisms and motors, and a semi-firm lattice
>the lattice joins the skin and the mechanisms, keeps the skin from getting caught in the machine, and maintains the leg's general form
>the lattice is filled with a highly slick and highly conductive gel, to act as both cooling and lubricant for the mechanics
>the lattice acts like a sponge, and this has the effect of making her legs feel and look like particularly plump, soft, and jiggly human flesh

>>782631
Haydee is shitty pornbait and the design suffers because of it.

>>782638
She could have a cybernetic skeleton with a frail organic system.
I guess that's why she dies to poison, blunt trauma, lacerations, and high places

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>>782750
She could also be going through some sort of "Bicentenial Man"organic replacement parts scenario, but I dont know enough about the game to speculate.

>>782461
I would say it's more than just objectifying the woman, m8

>Them being faceless allows for easier self-inserting if you're into that
>It puts more focus on body language over facial expressions
>The mystery of who is behind the mask, what do they actually look like

>>782786

The mask also means your interest in them is purely for their physical characteristics or competency in the field.

>>782638
I appreciate the effort, though after seeing the released video I can't rid myself of dissatisfaction with the design

It'd be hypocritical calling the ass shots and boob jiggle overdone on this board of all places, but in that weird way it's like those Russians weren't robofag enough to make her a complete machine for some reason

Is there a nigga in this thread who would have found the design less appealing if her booty and legs were at least visibly cyborged, if not completely machine?

>>782772
>she wants to be a real girl
A real sexy girl

>>782848
She's already sexy

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Degenerate homosexual gay faggot here. I found some stuff, tough mostly involving the Geth from Mass Effect. Wasn't really as hot as some of the scenes I imagined but I will post the few highlights.

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>>782947

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>>782950

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>>782952

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>>782954
This is the last noteworthy one, not geth related. I think it may have to do with some already established franchise, but I am not sure.

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>>782947
>>782950
>>782952
>>782954
Geth porn is so rare to find, glad to see someone is on the lookout for some besides me

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>>783002
Is it? Want me to post the rest of what I have them? it's lower quality but we can trade. i for one had not found that pic.

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>>783007

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>>783010

>>782272
>today I saw a picture of a sexualised anthro roomba dressed as a maid

I'll go ahead and cross that off my bucket list.

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>>783012

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>>783018

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>>783020
And that is what I have. I will continue my search for ghey robutts later.

>>782492
I know it's a late post, but you had to toggle the hide adult content thing

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Any one have original?

Haydee? Is this rule 63 Samuel Hayden form doom?

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>>783206
Geez I thought that went without saying.

>>783248
>giantess
>white skin
I'm confused on how to feel

>>783247
No, its Russian game made with homebrew slav engine and sick A E S T H E T I C S. And its causing us to lose our minds.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310

>>783247
Do do look familiar and the name is too

>>783248
>First giantess Haydee pic
God bless

>>783248
By the way, can you link to the artist?

>>783233
It's in the thread.

>>783206
>try this myself
>need to log on
>log on my like 3/4 year account that I haven't used since I made it 3/4 years ago
>click padlock

Dear LORD THERE IS SO MUCH

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>>783257
God damn that player model I think it's the most thic character in any video game that was not made that why by the fans

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>>783025
>autopenetration

>>783248
If she was normal-sized I'd want her to sit on my face.

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>>783315
>If she was normal-sized I'd want her to sit on my face.
Don't we all, anon. Don't we all.

>>783318
bless these russians for delivering such thiq robo goodness

>>783322
I'm voteing Haydee as robo queen of /aco/

>>783257
>>783322

What is it about Slav games that make them so unique and tastefull? The Wicher, Metro 2033, Stalker, Tetris... Hell, even the shitty ones tend to be gold (Search Second Warfare, try not to laugh)

Focking slavs man...

>>783318
>>783248
these don't show up under the search of haydee tag. Can you give me links to the artists?

No, I'm not the mobile guy, they probably didn't tag it "Haydee"

>>783329
Did you click on the padlock?

anyways; Cerberuscarmine and Colonel-gabbo, respectively

>>783335
Yea, I'm not like the previous that asked. Its probably they didn't tag Haydee

>>783347
>using tags
Just put Haydee into the search bar.

>>783353
Thanks, that helps plenty

>>782355
I've given it thought and the root of most of my fetishes is my distaste of human faces

that's why I like robots, plants, reptiles, etc

i like the female form, but would rather have it attached with an abstract/non-threatening identity

>>783431
>Ukrainian faggot mad that his betters have good taste

>>783431
It's the flavor of the month, you're gonna have to just ignore it because it's not gonna go away because you ask it to. Everyone will get sick of her soon enough then everybody will forget she even exists.

>>783431
>German shill mad inferior slavs get to make games with superior asthetics without interferance of politically correct feminists

Shut up Hans.

>>783328
>Metro 2033
MY BROTHER, YOU HAVE TASTE.
Absolutely love this game.

>>783328
>Haydee
>Tasteful

I mean, in all honesty, I'd like a world in which people can have fanservice or suggestive things without getting murdered for it.

And I'm not talkin' about shit like Dead or Alive Volleyball. I'm talking about things like Haydee or stuff like Shantae.

The fanservice is irrelevant to the game, but people put it in there cuz it's fun or funny.

>>783328
>>783455
Maybe it's the different cultural perspective?

[spoiler]Still chortling to myself that people complained about the 'obviously fake' accents in Metro, when they had actual Russian VAs.[/spoiler]

>>783459
You're right, she's not tasteful, but Haydee is definitely tasty.

>>783464
>I'd like a world in which people can have fanservice or suggestive things without getting murdered for it.

I just find it to be a bad decision. When you make any media that's primairaly reliant on cocktease fanservice, it's going to start getting compared to porn that actually puts out, and it's always going to lose that fight. The fact of the matter is that you really don't want to make something that causes people to go "I could just watch porn instead".

But on a related note, is Haydee any good? The fact that there isn't a narrator character constantly breathing down your neck seems like a big plus, I've been sick of seeing that forced into videogames.

>>783479
Try for yourself, its a free demo
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310

>>783464
>I mean, in all honesty, I'd like a world in which people can have fanservice or suggestive things without getting murdered for it.

Fan-service and suggestive designs don't hold too much weight anymore when you can find porn of the characters in generous quantities.

>>783479
>The fact of the matter is that you really don't want to make something that causes people to go "I could just watch porn instead".
If I wanted to watch porn, I would watch porn.
I want to play a game with a giant robot ass and/or bouncing robot tiddies in my face.

>>783479
The demo's hard as shit. I personally found the platforming and combat a bit awkward, but a lot of the puzzle solving and exploration I really enjoyed. Those attack robots do not fuck around and will rape you a new robotic asshole if you're not on your toes

>>783502
>Those attack robots do not fuck around and will rape you a new robotic asshole if you're not on your toes
But that makes me want to not play the game and see that happen constantly, dying on purpose.

>>783479

The question we must ask ourselves is if the design of Haydee is blatant fan-service, or if the developers just wanted to go for something unique and made an exceptionally thick, voluptuous robot.

>>783509
Both?

It can't really be fanservice if there were no fans when they made her, right?

>>783512
>It can't really be fanservice if there were no fans when they made her, right?

Indeed, and while I want to say the character design is just going for something rarely touched on (when's the last time you've seen a THIC robot in non-porn media?) The jiggle physics make me think they knew exactly what they were doing.

>>783493
Oh, nice.

>>783500
Right, but your ability to say that you'd rather play the game stems from the fact that there's something about it which makes it unique to just porn, meaning it relies on something beyond just fanservice even if it does contain some.

>>783509
I couldn't care less about their motivation, I'm just evaluating my own. If I'm just watching T&A more than anything, I might as well go all the way instead of wandering around some robo maze.

>>783512
>It can't really be fanservice if there were no fans when they made her, right?
Fans of tits and ass existed prior to Haydee's creation, anon.

>>783549
>Fans of tits and ass existed prior to Haydee's creation, anon.
Yes, but by definition, it's not fanservice.

Fanservice would be giving a heaping shot of cleavage or an almost nip-slip of a fan favorite character.

Haydee is inherently sexual in her design even before she had fans; she's just pure cheesecake.

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>start up Haydee
>immediate CTD every time

I love how my computer was clearly not built for gaming.

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>Ass-aultron

>>783583
More please, I'm reading the story for the first time, and now I need more.

This haydee cancer needs its own thread

>>783636
>"Lets divide our small comunity even more!" Said the retard

>>783636
>fotw/fotm
>needing its own thread
t. Haydeefag

>>783519
Wayforward also know exactly what they're doing. Doesn't stop the games being good.

>>782373
Fuck, muh dick.

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wtf guys, links are still broken. Someone has to have a backup, right?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mB4lminFjIl2qWjgwl6xvdXBC5r8g1JjksBmc1iSxr8/edit

http://pastebin.com/naKuqrzDh

>>782541
I hope she does in the near future, feminine yet not sexualized robots are a thing of beauty and the lack of porn is fucking criminal.

>>783690
the link in the op works fine.

>>783716
>Haydee Shota
>HAYDEE /SS/ THIS EARLY ON

Whoever drew that is a god among men

>>783716
Did they honestly have to have the kid with a mask off?

Leave it on, for chrissake.

>>783703
Yeah the link to the smut doc works fine but the links on it are broken

>>783716
Could you make a few alternate versiong good sir?

>One without excessive cum
>One with shota mask on
>One without excessive cum and shota mask on

You do not need to comply but it would greatly please me.

Thanks.

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WHAT IN THE OMNISSAIAH'S NAME IS GOING IN-

Oh.

Ohhh..

...

The Priesthood of Mars will allow this thread to continue.

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>>783583
You got me into something and you're being blamed for it
Take responsibility.

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>>783764
k.

>>783780
I wonder what kind of material her ass would be

Would she just be rigid metal or would she be like, padded or something

I mean her pussy/asshole would have to be padded or else you couldn't fuck her without skinning your dick but is the ass meat soft too?

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>>783788
Probably silicone-like synthetich muscles to make her run as fast as he does in game.

I also devised a theory to explain her breasts.

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>>783716
Hey, guy. We made better versions.

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>>783794
>Those greentexts over on /trash/
I cannot sweat anymore either.

>>783794
Heck yes son that's some good shit

>>783796
Link? Also, it it possible to have aregular-cum volume version?

>>783807
I'm not an artist, just an edit-fag, so presently, no. You'd have to ask the original artist and I have no fucking idea who that is.

That said, when you start seeing walls of green, you're at the stories.
>>>/trash/4684767
I made some of them, but I do not personally have a blog or anything, I just post on 4chan with a wide variety of interests.

>>783807
Alternatively, here's a pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/AEHK0uLt

Can we at least start a Haydee thread instead? I think some of the folks just wanted other robots to be filled.

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>>783829
No. Haydee is the Flavour of the Week. We are busy pumping everything we have on her. Give it a week and she wil deflate to allow everyone else back.

Besides, no one is stopping you from posting stuff.

>>783824
Anon, that's just my portion. It's not gonna make sense without the aforementioned part of it.

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Man, all this Haydee..

>Russia
>March 2016
>"Ivan, I want to make game."
>Takes swig of vodka
>"Ok Dimitry. What should we make?"
>"I was thinking third person with puzzle element. Kin of like old Castlevany Symphonie of nIght game for PS1. Also hardcore."
>Takes swig of vodka
>"Idi nahui, that actually sounds decent. What of story?"
>"Maybe robot lady want to scape facility"
>Takes swig of vodka
>Ivan too takes a swig of vodka.
>"But why lady Dimitry? Any real reason?"
>"Look Ivan, Portal had lady caracther, sold millions. It's key to make good puzzle game with scifi element. Trust me."
>"Sounds good. What should caracther look like tough? And how will we advertise it?"
>"Dont worry about advertising blin, I have of amazing idea! It will solve problem!!!"
>"And what idea is it."
>Dimitry finishes his vodka.
>"We make robot lady THICC!!!"

Watch this whole thing just be some cynical gimmick to get horny nerds like us interested in an otherwise completely average (or even mediocre) game

>>783842
To be fair, though, if they add full modding support, the game would have a lifetime of replayability.
>The idea of custom modelling and posing alone
Oh god man.

>>783843
Even if it is a gimmick, I don't mind. Haydee is hot, and the prospect of customising her looks awesome. Plus the game does actually look like it could be good, so whatever

>>783842
I liked the demo though, even though it was pretty unrefined. I can see the gameplay having potential.

>>783716
>>783794
>>783796
Ah, almost forgot. Artist is eigaka. He draws alot of straight shota and big thicc women

>>783850
I have to wonder, how much of the Yellow sector do you think is actually in the game?
Cause on 2 Health kits alone, I'm able to get pretty far in.
>There's a save room
>The left path with no guns allowed leads up into a horror-tier walkway that just keeps going up
>The forward path is more parkour than you can shake a stick at

>>783850
I wish the save system wasn't so tedious. I get they want it to be "so hardcore xd", but even Drek Souls let you rest at any bonfire whenever you wanted. The save system just makes the game a chore rather than a challenge

>>783858
>a chore
There's like 7 or 8 save discs in the Demo.
If you need more than that even on a first run, you really don't know how to pace out your saves.

>>783860
I didn't know how many there were, there's no indication how long the demo is or how many save points there are.

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Have some more /ss/. Gynoids are okay, right?

>>783860
Also "pacing out saves" is retarded, I fail to see how this makes the game more challenging. Its just an annoyance. Its like having a racing game where the car will randomly jerk to the left for no reason

>>783864
Even so, Metroidvania promote exploration. You can have a good 4 before even entering Green alone.

I'm writing a short fapfic about Haydee atm. should be done in an hour or two but depending on how my night goes it may not be up till tomorrow morning

>>783867
>car will randomly jerk to the left for no reason
Not at all. It's more like if every racer had an engine that burned fuel exponentially faster if they sustained a high speed at no extra benefit. You have to decide when to use high speed instead of fluctuating high and low to maintain a good fuel burn.

>>783870
(same anon) prepare for tentacles, inflation, and forced arousal

>>783874
You described something that makes the game more challenging, the save system doesnt do that. I'm not saying there cant be a mode for the lol so hardcore crowd but some of us actually want to enjoy the game without some meta save bullshit.

Fallout 4's survival mode only lets you save at beds, does that make the game more difficult? No it doesn't, it makes the game annoying.

>>783792
>I also devised a theory to explain her breasts.
You have my attention.

>dl demo from google drive link
>trojan detected in launcher
is it really or am i retarded

>>783881
If it was from the steam greenlight page then it's like almost for sure a false positive

so i guess the haydee train is over then. was good senpai

>>783913
>Implying

I mean, maybe it is but I doubt it

Her legs are killing me. The whole look is getting brought down in my eyes because of them

Why, you vodka drinking madmen? Why have you made me diss the thiccbot?

>>783926
Her legs are like, the best part about her man

>running your tongue along the perfectly smooth synthetic skin of her thighs, moving higher and higher until you kiss her groin and she makes a soft electronicy buzzing noise of pleasure

>>783930
This, I love the flesh legs

Alright guys. Finished that story. 1444 words, Inflation, forced arousal, tentacles, and our new favorite thick robot waifu.

http://pastebin.com/uFk9f2wi

>>783930
>synthetic skin

See, if it WERE synthetic, but I'm seeing two regular flesh legs on a robot body. I'm usually one of the niggas bitching about humans with lines, but hell I'd settle for a few of those on her legs to at least indicate that she is machine

For a robot concerned with moving around a lot, it seems like having frail human legs would be to pretty high detriment

Not to mention the huge amounts of flesh exposed to the enemy

wrrrryyyyyyyyyyy my autism cannot be contained on this matter, I want metal legs, i want metal ass, aarrrgh

>>783839
>>Dimitry finishes his vodka.
>>"We make robot lady THICC!!!"

>not
>Dimitry finishes his vodka
>"big western titties"

>>783987
>human legs
>frail
They're actually pretty decent, as far as locomotion goes.

In any case; puncture-proof skin, with internal shock-absorbent gel.

>I want metal legs, i want metal ass, aarrrgh
nigga das gay

>>783987
Could be connected at the hips, like at the neotard, and just be fleshlike synthetic material.

>>783989
Metal legs and ass don't have soft though
Thick legs and ass demand soft thick fleshlike material

>>783946
that was some good shit if i do say so myself

>>783988
>AND stronk russian hips!
>Forged from opposites comes ze ultimate form, Ivan!"

>>783989
No u

I might even shut up if they were just the same color as the rest of her body to make it less THERE

>tfw russian robot porn has turned you into /po;/

>>784051
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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>>782355
So if a girl was wearing a mostly featureless mask...
I can see it.

>>783992
>>783992
Absolutely

>>784017
Nah, a black spandex/laytex would work wonders.

>>784051
I want to protect that ass.

>>784051
More...

>>783142
>>783143
>tfw love cumflation
>fan of krekk0v
>he draws "cumflation"with the goddamn leg blocking the most important fucking view

GODDAMNIT

>>784148
I am deeply sorry for this anon, i....i was confuse as well

Tell ya wat, ill make one more with a front view so u can see that womb inflates while gallons of cum gets pump in.

Ye?

>>784208
YES
E
S

krekk0v, i love. you also did me a huge solid by drawing that arin getting pumped by aldrich piece. i could kiss you!

will it be the normal view with an x-ray companion image? if you only got time for one, i'd prefer the normal view

love you

>>784210
*anri

got too excited there

So what is the game Haydee's from actually about? What is it even called?

>>784251
>So what is the game Haydee's from actually about?
We don't know yet.
>What is it even called?
boku no Haydee

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>>783839
dumpin webms of movement

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>>784273

>>784208
You are an awesome artist!
Always loved your pictures and how you drew excess amounts of cum!

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>>784274

>Every single artist I follow has drawn Haydee now
>Including me

Christ

>>784210
>>784275


Eyyy thank you for the love <3
Its gonna be a normal view cus i am not yet good at drawing xrays sadly ;-;

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Haydee likes to give her girls some fresh air.

What happened to the thread on /trash/?

>>784329
No one made a new one.

Anyone done Haydee thigh job yet?

>>784329
there was a /robutt/ thread in /trash/?

>>784329
must be the Loud House/Hunger Games cunts again

>>784400
Hell yea

Gone for now thou

>>781824

Kek

>>784448
Chromatic aberration is so god damn ugly but I don't even care, that pussy looks 300% poundable

I found thing

sketchfab
[dot]
com/models/6dc4a2a6149e4357a7681b352031d85c

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>>784491
And wallpaper

That's everything I could find browsing through tumblr

>>782364
>That comic

10/10 would fap to again.

>>784491
Is there a download button or is it just a site to view models?

>>784544
Just viewing i think

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>>784441

>>784300
>Neurodyne drew Haydee

The world is a good place at times.

Apparently, Shadman knows about Haydee. Buckle up, boys, it's time for some prime degeneracy

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Haydee is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to the robot community.

No longer will I associate with your kind. You all obviously have no taste.

>>784579
I'm can't wait for the swastikas and butt freckles.

>>784581
If you can't appreciate an ass that fat, it won't be much of a loss

>>784579
At least we know he will give that GLORIOUS butt plenty of attention.

>>784590
And maybe, just maybe a dog dick or three

A man can dream, can't he?

>>784596
People shittalk Shad a lot, but he quite decent.

I know for a fact that if we bother him enough he will draw almost anything.

>>784576
Strange considering he makes it a point to never draw fanart.
Except for those few pred pics he did like 5 years ago.

>>784599
Shad's art is great desu, I don't get why people don't like him

He's kind of a dick but he draws amazing asses

>>784600
Makes it all the more special.

>>784616
Haydee could make a great horseslut, like how people draw Chun-Li fucking horses all the time? She'd be awesome for that

Shit, I wonder if Gmeen will draw her fucking an animal. That would be amazing

I've looked everywhere, and I can't find any Haydee pics that haven't already been posted here. I think the Haydee train really is over, at least until more people come out and draw her

>>784699
Hold your horses, i'm almost done with one.

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>>784699
I think I have no dupicates, but there may be 1 or 2

Some that might look like duplicates could just be recolours or versions (i.e. with/without cum and stuff)

I've searched far and wide, there's at least some out there that aren't here I'm sure

>>784709
Godspeed anon

>>784712
I see about four dupes in there that aren't recolors/alt versions.


>>784709
Dis gon be gud

>>782592
>It's not that I don't consider Transformers not robots, they are. I just don't like their asthetic.
honestly same
I don't like transformers or gundam

>>783946

Wake up and find out my story has 50 unique visitors, sweet

Thanks people who read it! might do a request or two if anyone has some ideas. It'd be later though, can't write smut until I'm alone

>>784712
Did you sort by filesize or dimensions to check?

>>784738
You know who's got a lot of dimensions? Haydee AYYYYYYYY

>>784738
Hell yea I did

Only found about 2 duplicates that were of slightly different file sizes, but that pic right there is them ordered by file size
Any requests for any? I can make a grid if need be, to get more on /aco/ that aren't here already

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Here you go.
I also uploaded it to tumblr but it doesn't show up for me..
Maybe it shows up for you guys?
(I made 2 versions)

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>>784798

>>784800
Awesome pics! Will you make a futa version, or is that a no-go for you?

Just thought I wold tell you guys.

A while ago I created a robot caracther that I have been working on fleshing out. I may write some greentexts or actual smut with him.

I have a few ideas already, and I would like to know if you like them.

>Robot forgets that organics need to cum, constantly edging and teasing them too "entretained" by their vitals and biological responses to remember
>Robot is bissexual
>He can wirelessly control most of his sextoys
>Has a very methodic and scientifi approach to sex, coming accross almost like a doctor or vet studying a subject's reactions

>>784581
cyka blayt! how dare you criticize this shitty cocktease game about a woman wearing a mask! russophobic racist!

>>784806
Get some taste, bitch

>>784802
Eh, futa isn't my thing.
I'm also fairly new to drawing. So I'll leave it at that for the time being.

>>784814
Ah well. Any plans for more Haydee pics, at least?

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>>784806
wew laddie

>>784820
No plans for that just yet.

>>784401
No, the trash thread hit its post limit and nobody made a new one.

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>>784581
>>784806
Thats some great asshurt.

Also would you guys like a hayden?

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>>784712
Damn anon, you are way ahead of me.

>>784855
>Male Haydee
>My faggot instincts quiver

I didn't know I needed that in my life.

>>784848
>>>/trash/4720705

Boom

>>784858
yo
upload yours and i'll upload mine

We might even not have what the other has

>>784855
Hayden pounding Haydee please, with equally ridiculous proportions (I.E. hyper cock)

>>784872
Don't think so, I've been saving everything I found from /aco/ and /trash/ threads (except futa :^) )

>>784878
Fuck I forgot the link:
https://mega.nz/#!fU9iQRJL!JshntDkSxFJKw6n5Lrgc_-b50Wac7oHIzumwcuIJqF4

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Husbandobot

>>784882
inb4 dolphin porn

>>784878

>except futa
you bastard

>>784282
Sweet lord

>>784888
I fucking wish I had some

>>784805
Sounds cool dude, I would like to see more, especially if you are a writefag?

>>784909
I am not actually a writefag per-se. The only thing I ever really wrote was the turian twink story. It's on the googledoc document, feel free to check it out but be warned its ghey as fuk.

Feel free to message me on the pastebin if you have dieas.

>>784882
I'll upload mine in a few minutes

>>784282
I can make more webms of whatever you want, would be good to practice making WebMs as I'm still not great at it

Requests

>>784808
I will when you can tell the difference between a robutt and a woman in a costume.

Holy fuck

Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow dooooooowwwwwwwn

>>784441
>>784480
Is this little nigga an actual character or did the shotafags Make him up?

>>784855
Punch instead of shoot?

Or is his "gun" currently concealed?

>>784855
I hereby name r63 Haydee, Haydon.

I wanna see his "weapon".

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>>784873
This Hayden though

>>784977
Dubs speak truth.

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oh shi-

>>784992
About time it got into sfm
Now we can expect greatness

>>784855
>That bulge
>Those hips
>That waist

FUCK.

>>784992
That was fast

>>784992
>Haydee's model is in SFM
PORN BLOWOUT SOON STALKER!

>>784992
I'll just copy my post from the /trash/ thread

Fuck yes. We need more SFM porn of Haydee

Did you make that, or find it? If found, source?

>>785001
https://coot27.tumblr.com/post/148996366606/haydee-handjob-gfycat-mp4-as-soon-as-i