post pics of lapis from steven universe
>>762382
Shit edit
>>762382
I want to save that picture, but the face is just... ugh
>>762432
yeh the face is kinda wierd
Original edit.
Maybe somebody can color this?
>>762606
Alternate version
how much does she cost?
>>762767
A warm smile and telling her that she is worth knowing. Prepare for waterworks.
>>762767
If you have to ask you probably can't afford her
>>762382
test
good thread
bump
>>762629
>Be average small town nigga who plays on the community baseball team
>That tourist trap Beach City recently resurrected their own team
>schedule to play
>Field out away from town outside of an old barn
>They've got a kid playing and half the team are midgets
>But holy shit they're throwing down home runs every other swing. Your team is getting slaughtered by dwarves
>One of the normal sized players, Bob, mostly stands around, seeming bored out of his mind
>At several points you realize he's looking at you
>Moody dark eyes filled with detachment
>You make eye contact, one eyebrow quirks
>And desire
>Uncomfortably start noticing his lean body, thick thighs, the way his socks cling to his tight calves
>Voluminous hair that looks so soft
>Half bent, pressing into his ass with the side of a bat
>Where did he even get that bat
>His close fitting shorts are filled to capacity. He's got the booty
>Oh no he's hot
>You start sweating, but it isn't because of the warm day
>Cycling around the field you can't seem to keep your eyes off of Bob
>Each time you glance, he unfailingly locks eyes with you, making your heart hammer
>You're not sure if he's ever looking away
>Get hard. Try to focus on game. Each time your boner starts to go down your eyes drift onto stupid sexy Bob and his stupid sexy eyes and you're diamond again
>You want his dick
>>763920
>decide to take break part way through the game
>Sitting on fence to side of barn drinking water and trying to calm your raging dong
>Suddenly you realize Bob is next to you looking out, face a mask of cool dispassion
>He turns his head to face you, and like being under a spell you can’t look away
>Thin pout curls into a sultry smirk
>Your dick nearly explodes
>Bob takes one of your hands in his, soft and strong
>Overwhelmed, you follow obediently as they pull you off the fence and lead you behind the barn
>Standing together, he’s nearly a head shorter than you, but at this moment holds absolute dominion over you
>There are literally flower petals blowing in the breeze
>Is this the real life
>Bob guides your hands down onto the smooth skin of his midriff, just above the widening of his hips
>Stretching out on his toes, he brings up his lips to lock with yours
>Oh God he smells like an ocean breeze
>Several breathless moments pass before he releases you, licking lips still wet with your saliva, and turns around, places his hands against the wall of the barn and arching his back, baring his rear to you
>It’s fucking go time
>You pull down his shorts slowly, going crazy at each inch by slow inch of round cheeks revealed until the garment slips down to reveal-
>The plump, wet lips of a vagina
>”…”
>”What the fuck?”
>Bob manage to look surprised
>Your mind seizes up, you stare, uncomprehending
>This isn't the gay sex you were promised
>What sorcery is this?
>Panic. Fight or flight kicks in
>You choose flight
>Stutter out excuse while you zip up your pants and get out
>Spend rest of game trying to avoid "Bob" and their stupid sexy glare. There's now anger in those eyes. It's only making them sexier
>Team only scores twice
>Go home
>Cry about having kissed a girl
>Fucking drag kings
I want lapis to piss on me.
>>763921
Gave me chuckle m8
1/9
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>>765097
Hnnnnnnnng
>>766069
Pic gets me diamonds every time.
>>765299
>iFunny
Is this some kind of sick joke
Please post memes
>>763921
>Not being into cuntboys
What are you, gay?
>>766692
This guy gets it.
>>769285
Thats female grimace what the fuck
This is an original drawing of Lapis and Ice Cube
>>762606
Noice
>>770405
dude. its AMAZING. they forgot those dots on his right eye though.
>>762919
major kusanagi
>>765299
>iFunny
>>762847
yeah after that she'll suck you off like a vacuum cleaner.
>>770405
Legitimate nostalgia of shit drawing sonicbu Christ parodies.
Bump for best girl.
>>762382
Hottest girl
Bump bump
>>780102
sauce?
8/10 too much water
>>783283
Water/10 too much 8
>>783276
same artist
technically not Lapis, but a Lapis Pearl fusion
>>782175
http://molchuuniya.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
Be warned, she likes to draw Lapis getting fucked by [spoiler]MURDERCOCK[/spoiler]
>>762382
Best girl
Requesting a drawing of Bob lying down holding her shirt up in her mouth, rubbing or tugging on her nipples. /r won't help because SU disgusts them
>>798649
Just go to the Drawthread man.
Also provide them with a ref.
>>798652
Can do
I know this is gonna sounds gay but i have a crush on this charector like wtf
>>802917
Honestly you're the most sane person here.
>>800833
This is great but is she supposed to be blushing? Looks like mega wrinkles.
>>791815
Thanks
>>802925
idk man I feel conflicted. Like im big. 6"4, Roughly 240lb but dont have bloated fat. Im just heavy. And I never thought id watch a kids show but I watched this one and strangly i fell in love with Pearl and Lapiz. I felt sad as shit when i caught up to the new episode and im very conflicted. Im happy but at the same time in the show they propose these gems as being stronger if not godlike to humans but what about guns and human curroption. For the crystal gems being on earth to keep earth safe they do a shitty job. A very shitty job. A gun could crack a gem even a .22 caliber im sure of it. So loving these charecters makes me feel shitty for how therye more innocent then the rapists and murderes they are protecting. But the innocent as well.
TL:DR: Im thinking to much and i feel shitty on how i love these two charectors
>>803619
pleas I need help how do i feel happy about deez faggoty feelings.
>>803624
You could realise it's a kids show
>>803731
yes he could realize its a kids show but that doesnt deny the fact that he still loves these charecters. If anything I suggest that he spend time on things that are more emotional for example go watch Tarkovskies films like STALKER and Solaris as they will make you realize that the love he perceives for these fictional charecters is more of a deep routed connection to the thought of them existing physical form or not. Tarkovskies films helped me through this greatly. They made me realize that well steven universe is entertaining it doesnt form any real parrelels to draw from to apply to your life.
>>804101
bruh, this is /aco/ a bored for adult cartoons. But yea i do agree but shit nigga is that indepth wtf
>>804101
>>804101
I completly agree but another great another great andrei tarkovsky film is Sacrifice and Miror. but his STALKER is my favorite and Solaris really really brings out what it means to love.
>>804195
>>804101
Great movies but I do think that>>803619 should probably watch these movies as it was said that these movies place actual emotion in the status of humanity as a whole while subjectivly steven universe is just for entertainment I understand why he has these crushes on these charectors but pleas realize no matter what you do or anyone that charector will not come to life. Unless the you manage to find the wish granter from STALKER or the ocean from Solaris. So im sorry, the best I can do is say watch his movies as recomended and if you still need to feel a love for these charectors download photos of them and just realize, its just fiction.
Watch Tarkovskies movies as said it will help you out
>>803731
did you not read >>803619
he fucking said
"I never thought id watch a kids show
>>798649
[spoiler]I'll work on it[/spoiler]
>>804223
>>804195
>>804101
well that was insightful.
>>804195
>>804999
that roll though.
>>804999
pay close attention to the I REALLY WISH I WEREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW button
wait. soo. Whats happening to this threead
>>798649
>lying down
fug, I missed that part....i-is this okay?
>>807880
Holy shit anon thank you. If I could pay you I would
>>807880
Seriously perfect. Exactly what I was looking for.
>>807880
Lying down edit.
>>810250
Kek
>>804999
>>805690
Can someone cue me in on the joke? What's up with the button?
>>810454
It's just a button that squid ward wears in an episode of spongebob. Kinda makes the whole thing come together.
Also, pearl probably wishes she weren't on earth
>>810250
P a n k e k s
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>>810470
I knew where the button came from, I just thought there was something more to it since special attention was called to it.
bump
>>811348
That's some'a spicy'a meatball ya got there. Keep up the good work
Do you think she has an inflation fetish?
>>811884
no
Can somebody please create a kik group for lapis discussion?
from a colour thread on /d
>>813010
This
>>812489
yes
>>813388
Still looks nice
>>796655
also
checked
>>813482
>looks nice
>>814141
Is drawn in a manner that could only be achieved via thorough practice
It also happens to make me fuckin hard
>>815084
I actually drew this a couple
weeks ago, just used it as a comparison
>>815263
Cute
Anything else you got hidden away? A tumblr or somewhere else you post your art?
>>813089
maybe
>>815263
yeah you got a tumblr or something??? maybe even a dropbox or mega.nz of all your art cause I quite enjoy it man
>>815888
>>815974
W-well i do have a DA, its pretty tame though...
[spoiler]http://mrcrabx10.deviantart.com/gallery/[/spoiler]
>>815989
I LOVE all the lapis and gravity falls. I also like how they all have the same boobs. Not sure if that counts as a compliment but keep working, it all looks great
>>816363
No I appreciate it, consistency is something I aim for, but I really should try to expose myself in different character poses in variety
>>815989
your the dude who made the lounging pearl pic holy shit its like my fav pearl picture
lapis lazuli
>>818085
What about her?
>>818092
i love her. Do death almost man
>>765299
I want her to sit in my face
>>818440
It's like a boner, but in my heart...
>>818748
Same
>>818748
You explained it in words I never could have. I just hate sounding like a weeb. Shes not my "waifu" shes my fictional love.
>>815906
can you repeat the question?
The only way i can think of fucking lapis is getting a women look alike to dress up like her.
>>820089
you mean a fuck someone who does a good lapis cosplay
>>766265
>>766270
>>766273
>mfw Lapis will never call me disgusting for cumming in her mouth
>>762382
Bump, more drawings please
>>820089
Fucking this, i met my gf at a con cosplaying as pearl and i got her to do lapis
>>822676
shit dude. which con. Also any pics?
>>766674
>he wants to fuck boys calls other people gay.
>>822800
Animate con in florida, i snagged myself a real qt
>>782073
i love when rule 34 is in the style of the show
zone is so good
>>822800
Ive only got pics of her pearl cosplay though
>>822813
>man/10
>>822822
Idk man
>>813010
Sure senpai ill start one, whats your kik?
>>822833
until i see a birth certificate, i stand by my statement.
>>822893
JX121270
Active weekdays and weekends 4:30pm-12:00am west coast time.
>>822813
Looks like a girl I saw at Super-Con
>>783301
8/8 not enough water, 10?
>>822813
she kinda is broken out which is a 0/10. I saw this one chick she was 16 or 17 and she was doing a pearl and if it wasnt illegal I would have gone to ask her out. But then again im like a naturally born homophobic, sexist, racist whoremongering christian asshole. im 21 BTW so in Canada where am at I couldnt of even asked her out.
>>822833
>>822813
What this man said>>823589
need more blue soles and toes...
I wanted to jack off but instead I keked out
>>822661
hows this?
>>825188
YOU DID IT. HOLY SHIT THANKS MAN. THANKS. i dont remember which thread I asked for it on, on trash but thanks man. Thanks
>>826130
I remember now. it was on the one that 404d on /trash/ THanks man really means alot to have a contributing member of this community.
>>826130
>>826134
Would have given something sooner....but didnt like the first result....
>>826189
even this is great man. Better than I can do. I litteraly can only photoshop and draw almost copies of andrei Tarkovskies work. So being able to draw something lewd instead of philosophical is something I would greatly treasure.
>>826407
For example im working on this right now and Im not good at drawing anything besides this kinda art style which is old cinema.
>>826477
its kinda smudgy cause its a shit camera.
>>796655
why am I laughing so hard
this thread is a good thread.
You're not dying on me
>>828622
oh no sir. This thread will live
well if this thread dies then so do i.
>>829794
same
>>822813
so that's what cosmo looks like now
>>764819
That's hot as fuck. Anyone have any more Lapiss?
>>831331
The well and her sweet vagine have gone dry I'm afraid.
Come back drawfag, you're our only hope
>>762767
$8-$10 an ounce for a rough mineral, depending on the color and presence of calcite.
>>823589
wtf you dumbass 16-17 falls within r+j laws
nevermind that your dumbass dumb ass doesnt know age of consent is 16
forreal tho dont do it you fucking wasp
>>831875
sorry anon I dont really have alot more lewd lapis left, all my other stuff is tame. You can have this old sketch I colored in though
>>763921
>Not getting even with bob by sicking the local Chad and Jamals on Bob.
>Not taking pics and cheering as they fuck Bob's tiny holes raw and fill and cover her with cum.
It's like you didn't even want to get revenge.
>>833550
<3
Never watched the show heard it was SJW children's propaganda and that all most all the chicks in that show were carpet chewers any truth to that?
>>834384
>Most of the chicks in that show were carpet chewers
Yes.
>Heard it was SJW children's propaganda
Anything can be SJW children's propaganda is you believe.
kool thrad.
>>834384
>>834430
>SJW children's propaganda
Debatable.
>Anything can be SJW children's propaganda is you believe.
Yeah no, it doesn't work this way.
It started out as one, but I listened to what my younger cousins said about the show and they figured they were machines, so they were kind of a lowlife for them, Oh, and they love the big guy. He seems the only smart one.
>>837487
>machines
>the big guy
Many keks friend
>>819322
You're not the boss of me now.
>>837487
>>837745
kek.
>>837745
for You
>>840287
no for you
nigger
>>834384
Carpet munchers? Arguably, but... aliens!
SJW shit? Not from what I have seen... seems much more in line with the stuff Miyazaki does, except that the protagonist is a boy. Bearing in mind that Miyazaki considered himself a feminist, but conversely, "feminism" is a brand that has swallowed up just about every women's issue to the point that only a detailed analysis can discern the nature of any piece of work made under or claimed by the partisans.
>>843601
:D AmAzInG
>>843608
The stuff of nightmares... wonderful wonderful nightmares. :)
>>822807
>Not wanting to be gay
What are you, gay?
>>834384
It's a great show and most people who dislike it only do so because it's a hit on tumblr.
Yes, it touches on things like gender and the like, but it's not on the nose about it. It's certainly not the focus of the show.
If you already swallowed the 4chan kool-aid and the mere mention of gender makes you rage, then this show isn't for you. If you can look past that and enjoy a comfy cartoon with surprising depth in characterization, you won't find anything better at the moment.
Work in progress
>>826189
>>849214
Thank you based drawfags.
>>764832
And boom goes the dynamite
Almost done just need jasper fine ass done and a few more details sorry of its not clear enough.
>>853661
That's a pretty good Lapis.
Final product can't have lapis wet by herself now.
this was a good thread. Hope it gets archived
>>834384
It's got liberal ideals shoved into it, but it's done in a fashion where it's subtle-esque and is only like, a small part of it.
That being said, it's kind of an overall relateable show. Where as in like, the second or third episode is about how a kid finally gets off work for the first time in forever, but can't enjoy all the things he used to because of his grown up life style.
And at the very least, the characters are interesting/diverse enough so that when the show goes off on a tangent about X character and Y character is mildly irrelevant, you can still enjoy it because beyond personal taste, X = Y, relatively.
>>857692
nicely said.
page 10
>>855562
Very nice.
>>855562
>lesbian
no fucking thanks
>>857692
>subtle-esque
The show is about as subtle as the gay pride parade.
>>866888
dub trips
>>825188
great
>>871027
ROFL
>>868836
mmmmm splinters
God I just wanna cum in her so bad..
>>871660
But she'll die anon...
>>872160
Only if she shifts the correct organs. Murdercock needs the right environment to strike.
>>803619
You need Jesus
I want to be Lapis's little baby tampon boy, I want to turn into a little crying baby and suck on her breasts. Her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. She would stick me into her hoo-hoo and I would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. I want to feel Lapis's blood inside my little goo-goo-ga baby tampon body. I want to absore her hoo-hoo juices inside my little tampon baby boy body and say goo-goo-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. It would be orgasmic to know I am one with her hoo-hoo Lapis blood and I would giggle and go goo-goo-ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as I roll around in her Lauren Zuke hoo-hoo and revel in her red jucies, slurping them into my soft little tampon boy goo-goo-ga-ga body. Then I want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little tampon boy body so that her Lapis hoo-hoo juices and blood spill all over her Lauren Zuke face. It would hurt and I would scream in pained goo-goo-gas as pain enveloped my little tampon baby boy body until I reach full climax and turn into grown human man.
>>874413
pure cringe
>>764792
Blue is the best skin colour.
>>866888
i wouldnt go THAT far, if anything spongebob WAS and IS a gay pride parade.
>>845358
its not gender in that of itself, its the fact that they literally changed the official definition just to validate trannys to make them feel normal. i dont care if they are gay or any of that but trans that just cross dress and call themselves the opposite because they think they are is not right.
Just going to dump what I've got.
Don't know if this counts. If not then everything else I have has been posted as far as I can tell.
>ITT: Lapis pics with triple her cup size
shiggy diggy SU artists
>>878051
Hey, sometimes a little more is nice
>>878051
She shapeshifts them that way when no ones lookin
>>878051
>implying she can't inflate her little Lapides with a little bit of water
>>874413
Fucking what
I thought I had posted all mine, till I found my other collection...
Ok I think that's it. If I find more I'll share them.
>>879296
Now that's some good shit right there
We've struck SALT-WATER GOLD!
YEEHAW!