Bang Quest

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>>742419
Together, with your old friend Maresi and new friend Bradi, you have set out into the dangerous Darkseed Forest, making your way past the Cragwarden Mountains to the Witch’s lair, Talonclaw Tower!

When we last left you, the party was winding down after a long day, bonding over some Asyrian ale by the campfire…

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>”…and he looks over at me, and without missin’ a beat, I say to him I say ‘Yer the one fuckin’ her!’” Bradi says, concluding her intricate and hilarious (trust me) story, finishing off her portion of the little rabbit you cooked up.

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>>742427
Your Wizardy constitution is no match for the timing of the punchline. In a drunken stupor, you spray foamy ale out of your nose and mouth as Maresi giggles and hiccups woozily next to you. Cremini grabs your hair to keep from falling off, the little mushroom confused by the story.

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>>742432
You cannot help but congratulate her on her marvelous tale, your tankards making a hearty ‘clank’ in the air.
Y’know this is all you really need. Good drinks, good food, a warm fire, and some friends.

It almost makes you forget about the deadly threats that lurk the woods this very moment.

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>>742433
Bradi eyes you curiously as your cups make contact. Though you’ve only known each other for an evening, it seems you’re quick to make friends, as it she.

>”Well…”
Maresi yawns, stumbling from her stump.
>”I’d ssay n’w isa gooda time ‘s any t’ head t’ bed…”
She slurs her words, still giggling from the joke.

>”Aye.”
Bradi says in reply,

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>>742437
The two ladies head to bed, Maresi taking the tent next to the campfire and Bradi heading off into the moonlit woods for some reason.

Then, as if almost someone was orchestrating this entire event…
-ahem-
…they both look back at you before disappearing from sight.

So here you stand, drunk as a skunk, tired from a long day’s travel, surrounded by lurking shadows in the night, with a tiny talking mushroom sitting on your head.
And like always, I must ask…

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>VOTE HERE
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10850162

(Strawpolling this one for simplicity sake)

>>742444
the strawpoll idea although a nice idea the post voting would keep bumping the thread. just a thought.

>>742520
(I know, but for this particular one I want to be able to see exactly how many votes each gets. Typically against strawpoll for BQ because it prevents me from hearing creative ideas!)

>>742444
Sorta surprised there's only that few votes so far. Then again half the time I don't see when this is live either.

>>742550
Maybe in the future you could get a couple responses and then strawpoll those.

>>742444
Maresi has a voyeur fetish right? And Bradi is uncharted territory.

Additionally, Maresi will be safe in the tent, and we'll end up there eventually. Who knows what Bradi could do in those woods if we get distracted for too long in the tent.

Also, Maresi seems so drunk she can't even speak properly, so who knows how long she'll even be able to stay awake. Bradi is handling it way better, so looks like she'll have way more stamina.

And don't forget that funny ass joke. That shit was hilarious.

The choice is simple.

>>742752
Yeah this is basically how I feel about it

ALSO WE BACK(for part 2)

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>>742444
With a resounding 35 for Bradi, 17 for Maresi, and 6 for people who forgot they're on a porn board, you quickly set out to follow Bradi, keeping Cremini safe by the fire.

It should be alright leaving the campsite for a little bit, your little tentacle monster is still guarding, you think.

She seems to have walked off pretty far from camp, though...
Or maybe you're just drunk...
No, you're definitely drunk...

>stay put
But... why?

>>743154
Lulz and to be contrarian

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>>743153
You search so long that you almost give up and head back to camp, but as you round a bush you see her.

Bradi, standing in a moonlit clearing, seems to be getting ready for the night, disrobing and undoing her hair which bounces in long black curls.

>>743157
Bone her

>>743157
It's happening!

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>>743157
>"Oh!"
Bradi says, turning and noticing you.
>"Hey boss! I figured ya' hired me fer protection, so I wanted t' do some patrollin' while you lil' ones slept."

She smiles at you, noticing your inebriated state.

>"Here I thought ya'd be able t' handle yer booze better, little guy."

She seems to be teasing you, totally nonchalant about her totally nude state!

SO!

>WHAT DO YOU DO??

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>>743167
Challenge her to a lighthearted "wrestling match".

>>743167
Vaginal penetration

>>743167
Tell her she has a nice ass

>>743167
Tell her that we handle our women better than we handle our booze. Do we have any spells left?

in your drunk / horny stupor you walk a bit closer fall and land with your face landing perfectly between her cheeks

>>743167
Avoid her and drink some water.

>>743185
what are you thinking?

>>743212
Another sexy spell would be great right now. Arousal, lubrication, enhancement, whatever.

>>743218
it would be nice if we could use the timestop to appear behind her and use an arousal spell meanwhile we say something filtry

>>743224
That could work.... She's also already facing the away, so literally just stepping forward and saying something smooth/filthy would achieve just as much/more.

>>743242
And it wouldn't waste our Za Warudo

(more tomorrow!)

>>743304
fair enough but i still think we could use the arousal spell you know for science....

>>743317
Goddammit. I've never seen a thread like this and now I'm enthralled.

>>743317
I love you. Also your art is really kicking some major ass. Nice job!

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>>743325
Bang quest isnt new, and neither are quest threads. I know he has the whole thing archived, but sadly, i have no link.

>>743387
>>743325

http://bangquest.tumblr.com/

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>>743455
Thx bae

>>742437
I want to protect that smile

"Patrolling sans armour?"

>>743167
casually strip as well and let your boner do the talking.

>>743167
Explain that you thought you would be here to provide protection, and then sorta... lay on the ground and gesture vaguely to your nether regions? Maybe wink a little?

Burp?

>>743167
Start explaining the threat of the international Jew

>>743167
"I take off my robe and wizard hat..."

>>743167
OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING, DEEP INSIDE OF ME

what is this magical thread?

>>742419
More pls

>>743167
She's naked. It's only fair you start stripping too.

>>743167
Ask why she isn't wearing her usual outfit.

>>743167
tell her she has a great ass and fluffy hair as you walk over to her to grape ass and run hand though hair

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>>743178
>>743185
>>743964
>>744010
>>744013
Sweet talk her, eh?

If theres one thing you know how to do, it's how to seduce a lady with words.
You saunter up, casually leaning against a tree and start to speak sweetly.
You compliment her, but not too obviously. You muse poetically about the risqué situation you find yourselves in.
You ever so slightly flex your minute biceps in an attempt to impress.

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>>745812
Your silver tongue...
The dancing moonlight...
The faint chirp of the crickets...
The sweet breeze blowing through the leaves...
It's all too much for her.

You do your best Darkmagic wink as her breath catches. She looks on, bemused, at the raw, sexual power of a master magician.

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>>745813
Or at least that's what you think happens.
In reality, it sounds more like incoherent babbles about her butt and never making it with an orc chick before as you sway precariously from side to side.

>"Boss! Boss! You ok?"
She says, holding up some fingers.
>"Boss, how many fingers am I holdin' up?"

You mumble a response, which earns a gasp.

>"No! It's four! Wow, ya' wasted!"
She giggles to herself, bare chest exposed to you and muscles gleaming in the moonlight.

Well sweet talking her won't work, but that's ok. Because you... you're a man of action.
And some action is just what you plan on getting.

So tell me, Mr.Booze;

>WHAT DO YOU DO??

>>745824
fall over

>>745824

Give her a very detail reason why she needs to bear his kids.

>>745824
Just tell her you wanna have sex with her Bradi seems like a pretty direct orc gal

>>745824
>>745893
I agree we need to be really direct with her. Drop our pants. Point at her and then point at dick.

>>745824
With our staff poke her in her breast and mumble something at least a little coherent to suggesting sex with the Orc
Either that or make a bad drunken pun aimed at her being larger than us

>>745824
say "wow,you're big" and fall over, wasted

>>745824
fondle those big tits

>>745824
Dick her in the pussy

>>745844
>>745967
this

>>745824
Drunkenly fall into her.
Hopefully you both go to the ground, and you land on top.

>>745824
We may be wasted, but we're all ready to go anyways. Grab that wench round the waist and give her a smooch.

>>745824
Remember her turn on? Shes standing completely naked in front of what turns her on right now. Theres no way shes not at least a little horny.

Fuckin go for it.

I JUST GOT HERE AND WHY THE FUCK ARENT WE FUCKING MARESI?

>>746156
Because people have no taste. We could have had a romantic, erotic adventure by gentle firelight.

Instead we're drunkenly mumblin about an orc's ass.

>>746166
Maresi probably passed out by now

>>746166
>Instead we're drunkenly mumblin about an orc's ass.
I'm okay with that

Maybe its just because I've been in this situation a lot, but I really feel like we're too fuck to drunk, k'naamean? Better the pass out than to try to do this shit drunk, you'll probably just half-mast it anyways.

Wait, to we have any sobering spells or equipment?

>>746156
>>746166
To be fair, Maresi was as drunk as us. Bradi can at least hold her liquor.

>>746156
Maresi's got fucking shark teeth, and we've already gotten a little dirty with her earlier on. Time we move onto the sexy orc chick.

Besides, if Maresi were here she'd want us to bang the orc.

>>746234
Hey, Maresi can still take oral, which is good enough.

She's probably out like a light though, and woods have more potential.

>>745824
Go for the tiddy.

>>746268
That is to say, we should mumble we said two because we were focused on her chest. though to be sure we should double check it was 2 not 4.

>>746156
Because life is cruel, dear anon...

[spoiler]Though this quest DID get me into green girls, so it isn't a total loss for me[/spoiler]

Not a reply to the prompt, but....

C-can Bradi keep the afro?

>>746320
This, that do is sexy as hell

The DNC makes me want to kill myself

>>746320
Thirded, if Maresi loses the bandana then Bradi should keep the ebony hair.

>>746320
the afro is sexy

>>746320
>>745824

While we wait for OP to bump, what monster girl does everyone wanna see the most?
Or monsterboy....

>>746488
Maybe some slimegirls or something

>>746488
I'm just waiting for mushroom grill.

>>746488
Lamias are always a classic

>>746488
This is a futa free quest isn't it? Well, I guess it would have to be something exotic, like a Frog-girl or Kappa perhaps? Nah, this seems a bit occident actually, so perhaps a Gargoyle?

>>745824
dawg just fuck her

>>746635
Ah, but freind, it isnt as simple as that. First, we must... pass out... i guess...

>>746660
i see, that would be great for comedy purposes, but as far fapping to great artwork goes it's of no use

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>>745824
>>745844
>>746186
>>746660
>>746665
>she takes advantage

>>746679
I'd be down for that

>>745824
thow ous slfs at her

>>746488
I want to fuck a ghost.
And I want her to join our party because a traveling ethereal sounds rad as fuck.

>>746713
how dose one fuck a ghost?

How long will this quest go on for? Like, as a whole?

>>746716
Til the end

>>746714
inb4 it's a male ghost
inb4 gay ghost sex
>Crossing the streams

>>746719
ghost goes inside of us, fucks us from the inside

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>>746719
>>746723

>>746719
>>746723
How does everyone feel about gay stuff in the quest?

>>746729
have we done gay stuff?
so fare its only been face cum licking with girls
so i dont think i would care too much

>>746736
For the sake of the character, I think it'd be a case of "What no, i'm totally not into that!" while the thread faps their hearts out

>>746738
wat if it was a trap?
or a rt?

>>746743
Trap sounds like fun to me, personally. Not sure about the rest of the thread. I do think it would be hilarious if Chris literally fell into the trap, so to speak.

>>746750
yup like his not into guys but it looks liek a hot cute girl so he gose for it but by the time he works it out its too late

>>746762
And after the first time... it's like a drug, he's hooked on trapbutt

>>746774
but frist we gota fuck this orc

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>>746774
dont know if im into the hooked but more that it happened and as long as it whears a dress and im fucking its not gay right?
but still into chicks but the trap is the only one that gives up the ass

>>746729
I mean, I'm not super interested but it wouldn't be a negative I guess.

>>746320
I actually like her with her hair done up. Though having her release the fro from time to time wouldn't be bad.

or it could be a girl but she looks liek a boy, we start having fillings for her/him thining we are turning gay but then it turns out he was a sheand we are not gay

>>746904
i like the fro better but just beening able to have that one line
release the fro!!

(Sorry for sporadic updates! Heavy work weak, but will update every day at the very least!)

>>746959
So anything today?

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>>746488
Cute emo ghost boy for sure.

>>746959
cast horny spell on us and pull pants off and point at dick, should get the point arcrosse>>747353
hmmm i guse coud work wih this

>>742424
great gradient on the staff

>>747392
we need to work out more

Request for Bradi to keep her hair down like it is now because God damn son

>>747798
>>746320

>>747798
Seconded

>>747798
>>747913
Thirdererd

>>745824
> Holding up three fingers
> she says its four

Seems she's drunk too

>>747798
>>747913
>>747933
...Fourthered?

>>748023
I think she's just stupid

Update soon?

>>745824
Grab her tits and tell her to suck my dick

Wait a minute... Did we leave our hat in the bar?

>>748401
Yes, on the skeleton for distraction.

>>748408
Not just any skeleton

>>748401
>>748408
>>748419
Shit we need to go back to the city IMMEDIATELY!!!!

>>748446
(imagine spoiler tags) hopefully she comes to us

>>748446
it's just a hat, we don't need it that badly. Our time is better spent continuing forward.

>>748458
"just a hat"
fuck dude we can't really be a world renowned sex wizard without a cool hat. We must buy a new one

>>748537
Seconded

>>748537
Thirded

>>748537
just make one from the pubs of woman we have sex with

>>748537
Yes you can, just admit that you really want a meaningless hat.

>>748537
THIS GO BACK AND GET THE HAT

>>748458
A magical hat given to the party of one of the most powerful magic users in the world's canon so far.

GUYS.

We can draw him a hat.

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>>748686
What's that? Draw a hat?

Why don't we send the eldritch to get the hat? We can tell him to grab the hat, return to his own dimension, and summon him back afterward.

>>748717
Now you're thinking with portals.

>>748458
fight me IRL, you hatless peasant

no wizard is complete without his ridiculous hat

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>>748458
>it's just a hat, we don't need it that badly

Sorcerer shitters get the fuck out, we're getting our hat and I swear to fuck we'll have our eldritch pet cum inside that skeleton if our hat is damaged.

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>>748702

like this?

>>748741
it's beautiful

>>748741
Needs to say "Wizzard" on it so they know we mean business

>>748776
"The Notorious W I Z"

can you autists focus on fucking the naked orc in front of us and not the hat

>>748787
With OP gone there's not much point in writing out exactly how we should take hold of those heaving green bosoms.

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>>748787
yessir

>>746488
A Centaur. She could speed up transportation or at least Chris and Maresi could ride on the back.

>bonus if futa

>>748787
you realize op probably finished the next part already, right

>>748817
Yeah but we're here to fuck

>>748819
It's been a whole day, chill out and let people have their fun

>>748793
He said that he'd update every day and there's only an hour left.

>>748835
(Sorry, busy busy day! Working on the update now.)

>>748840
You do good work

>>748840
It's cool man, nice job during that smash tournament

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>>748787
>and not the hat

What are you? Gay?

>>748819
have you been edging this whole time?

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>>748787
>focus on fucking the naked orc in front of us and not the hat
>not wanting to back and save our pure hat-chan from the evil perverted skeleton
>not wanting to receive a sexy reward from her as thanks for our daring rescue

>>748981 days later
Priorities m8, we have an orc we can fuck right now.

>>749067
Wew, did I fuck that up bad. Meant to say:
>sex from a hat days later

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>>745893
>>745946
>>745967
>>745987
>>746137
Vision doubling, you grab your magical staff and give her orcish knockers a quick feelsy.
They're nice and soft to the push, yet even through the staff you can feel the toned muscles of her chest.

You make a stupid little "boing boing" sound as you prod.

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>>749087
>"I'm big, huh?"
She says, smirking and checking out your staff.
She doesn't seem at all phased by your incredibly forward advances.
>"You're pretty little, ya' know?"

>>749092
reply
>Not where it counts.

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>>749092
>"And I really, really like little guys."

She leans down and grips your bulge tightly, squeezing your shaft and balls slightly. The touch makes you immediately erect.

>"Alright boss, lets see what'cher made of..."

She grips your pants, pulls back, and lets go, snapping the tight trousers against your hips.

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>>749101
Drop those fucking clothes.

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>>749101
She pulls down your pants, your rock-hard cock springing out!
Looks like going commando all the time was a good choice, despite the chaffing.
She lick her lips hungrily, eyeing the thing.

She seems... surprisingly lucid compared to you, and she drank WAAAY more than you and Maresi did.

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>>749107
Down on her knees, she scoots up to you.
Even lower to the ground, she has to hunch over to be face to face with your groin.
This girl is big.
Her massive hands grip your cock, nearly enveloping it as she licks the underside like a Asyrian freezypop.

The sensation, coupled with your drunk state, is nearly enough to make you come immediately, but somehow you're able to hold it off.

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>>749117
In the moonlight, you're able to admire her impressive figure.
Full chest...
Muscular form...
Wide hips...
Voluptuous ass...

Her hips seem to sway as she works your shaft, your entire cock fitting snuggly in her mouth with little effort on her part.
The size difference may present a problem if things go further!

She eyes you from below, an expression on her face seems to imply that it's your move.
And if it doesn't imply that, then I do.
It's your move.

SO UNLESS YOU WANNA BUST THIS SECOND, TELL ME, MY HORNY FRIEND;

>WHAT
>DO
>YOU
>DO?

>>749127
ride that pussy

>>749127
fuck her ass

>>749127
get her to ride that dick

>>749127
go deep in her throat, she seems to like it rough

>>749127
It's obvious that she wants to dominate you. Lie down and beckon her to do whatever she wants to you.

>>749127
facefuck

>>749127
Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>749127
Take off your clothes and fuck her in the pussy

>>749127
I'm still in favor of dropping everything we're to get the hat tbqh

>>749127
Pull out and do vaginal penetration.

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>>749127
have her lift us up above her head and jackhammer us into her throat.

>>749150
Everything we're doing*

>>749155
this nigger has the right idea

>>749127
Grab the staff and cast pleasure on her before we get "started".

>>749155
this

>>749127
Hardcore femdom

>>749159
I don't think we need it :P

>>749127
>>749144
>>749155
>>749162
i want to be wrecked by the orc

>>749155
yeah let go with for a start, later we can go down

>>749141
I don't think thats physically possible.

>>749155
I approve of more throat action. Go deep, son. Go long.

>>749127

SNU SNU

I'm not really suggesting but where's the archive of this, I can't go into a quest without context that would be irresponsible

>>749165
couldnt hurt tho

>>749214
>http://bangquest.tumblr.com/

>>749127
Ride her

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>>749225
Thanks bucko!
here's a nickel, for your troubles.

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>>749127
GOTTA RETURN THE FAVOR

offer to give her head, not expecting to get your face sat on

>>749127
Grab two handfuls of that afro and slam that dick in her mouth.

>>749155
Hot damn Anon, you know the good shit.

>>748787
I don't get it man. There is plenty of orc porn out there, but this one has a goofy story with it. If you don't like the goofy story then why not just bing orc porn?

>>749127
Offer head leading to her sitting on you and you see how big she is, magic up your penis to he big enough and get boning. (Also should make the mushrook guy see this and be mentally scarred or some shit lul)

>>749289
We DO have some magic condoms....

>>749291
y would we ever want condoms??? raw all the way

>>749313
So we can make our pee pee larger since the orc is larger

>>749385
>pee pee
whoa, slow your roll nigga

>>749289
>>749291
this
magic that dick up and impress her

>>749127
Grab her by the hair and start fucking her face

>>749127
get crushed under her hips

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>>749466
I vote for magic manhood

>>749127
cast pleasure on Bradi and let her ride!

>>749127
Have her force our dick down her throat from above her head and summon our eldritch to fuck her tits and ass.

>>749289
this

>>749642
Is this... real? Or an edit?

Anyone archive part 2 episode 1?

rub that cockstaff in the magic place of the orc lady

>>749932
>>749225

>>749708
Eldritch is guarding the camp m8, we can't leave our passed out alchemist undefended.

>>749127
bust a fat nut right inside her womb and half a half orc daughter with her
[spoiler]then do the same to the daughter in a few years[/spoiler]

>>749127
Pull a reversal and 69, while making liberal use of your staff. Then with some magical assistance get in that pussy

>>749155
fuck yeah

>>749127
Focus on business over pleasure.

Use necromancy to bring the rabbit back and send it off on a quest to get your hat back.

>>750203
>necromance the rabbit that we already ate
Great idea there, anon.

>>750346
We still have its bones

>>749815
ancient edit.

(Due to unforeseen troubles arising, there will be no updates tonight. I'm really sorry about the slow goings of things, and everything should pick up soon!)

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>>750756
Shieeeet

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>>750756
rest up porn boy

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>>750756
Get back soon senpai

What happened to our mushroom pal?

>>750756
Wherever you go
You'll always know
We'really with youuuuuu

Be obnoxiously loud so Maresi can "happen upon" you two going at it, and then everyone can have some fun!

>>751454
hidden in our hair

just like our ridiculously undersized ears and nose

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>>751470

>>750040
bad anon, Bradi the Second is pure

>>751501
Pretty sure we should shorten it to Bradii, or Brad-ii if you perfer.

Bit late to the punch, but none-the-less, how we should go about the continued sex things
The best course of action at this point is to appeal to her fetish, don't try to become bigger, it could be a turn off, because trying to use magic or even trying to put on a condom would be difficult with how drunk we are
If we're putting on magic condoms, let's have her assist us, if we can get that across in our current state.
And if Warlock Quill's stamina is failing him, let her swallow it this go around, she has earned it.

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>>751532
shit, I didn't even think of Bradii. That's a great name.

dang it, now I want this porn quest to have deep friendships and romance culminating in a loving marriage. This is as bad as BFQ was

>>751590
BFQ? I'm intrigued

>>751612
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

One of the best quests from /tg/, at least in my opinion. Aside from the fetish parts, the characters are very 3d and the setting is entertaining.

Plus tattooed muscle(dick)girl, if that's your thing

>>744632
"Get a grip on my staff
I'm not looking back"

>>742419
This is fucking great, seriously!

bump for tobight

>>751618

My God, Blatant Fetish Quest was great. I was there for its entire run and sometimes I still deeply miss it.

Why did FemCOCK disappear, anon? Why did he leave us?

>>749127
reciprocate

>>751454
It was said earlier on that he's guarding the campfire.

>>752428
he was too good for this world. God wanted him back to write his fapfuel

I'm probably gonna reread it now out of nostalgia

(Home from a long days work! Got a 5 hour energy for tonight and off all day tomorrow! Thanks for your patience, everyone!)

>>751590
IS THAT FUCKING BRA'ED!?

>>753514
We best be dicking that orc

>>753514
your positive attitude and diligence as a creator are one of the few things that distract me from my lonely existence

keep making stories with boobies, thank you

>>753554
Same

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>>753530
damn right it is

>tfw we will never encounter Rabbit or pizza knight

Unrelated, but we should get an elf

>>753604
It's set in the same world, so why not?

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>>753604
Elves are only worthy of being raped and murdered en mass.

Chris Quill will not be tainted by the Elvish menace.

>>753027
>>752428
No, he was fucking insufferable. The people in his threads basically worshiped him as a god, and he encouraged it.

The setting was premade, though he did do a pretty good job fleshing out out the parts he worked with, and his writing was for the most part good. But as a person, he was insufferable.

>>753659
Just like OP.
Please update

>>743195
This guy right here
>Too drunk to consent
>Hydrate so you don't vomit and choke during the night

>>753514
I'm so ready

Lay it on me draw man

>>753635
>rape
>elves
choose one anon

and we already have an orc and a dwarf/short human, we need the trifecta.

what race is maresi anyway? she's so short I assumed a dwarf or Halfling, but the shark teeth are weird. Maybe a side effect from some potion she tested out?

>>753737
Definitely not a halfling. Cubbie was a halfling and much shorter than Maresi

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>>753737
Elves aren't even fucking people they're filthy treeniggers that should have been Holocausted thousands of years ago.

I don't want bestiality in this comic.

Gas the Elves race war now!!!!!

>>753762
why not breed them out of existence?

>>753762
>He doesn't love Braed
You are no true fan

>>753737
Maybe a tiefling, not all of them have horns, red skin,or tails.

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>>753514
Best OP of all time

>>753514
Almost done OP?

>>753889
Chill, anon, he'll update when he updates

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>>749155
Oh yes

Are we getting any updates today?

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>>749127
>>749155
Suddenly, she stops sucking you off.
Much to your surprise, she slides her hand between your thighs and effortlessly hoists you up into the air!
Looks like she likes to play with her food...

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>>753933
Deftly maneuvering you in the air, she balances you on her hands until your cock is at face level with her standing up!
What fiendish plot could she be hatching?!

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>>753936
With a heave, she tosses you into the air a whole two feet, spinning you as you go airborne!
As you come crashing down, she catches you by the knees, your fear-boner landing directly into her open mouth!
Her muscles flex as she supports you and begins to thrust your hips for you, shoving your cock as far down her throat as she can manage!
She begins to moan as she sucks, her tongue lapping against the underside of your shaft, saliva dripping down her chin.

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>>753943
Her hunger seems insatiable, as if she's trying to suck your very life from your shaft!
>"C'mon, little man!"
She teases between mouthfuls.
>"Don't hold back on me!"

The sheer drive she has is enough to make you shake with pleasure! The sensations of her oral skill rival that of even a whore-of-the-month!

But you're the boss! Her boss! Your own boss! It's up to you what happens next!
BE THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN DESTINY!
OF YOUR OWN NUT!

QUICK!

>WHAT
>DO
>NEXT?!

>>753947
PLAY DEAD

>>753947
Push her hands out from under you, jamming your mighty dong down her throat with the full force of gravity.

Arch your back and cast some fire magic behind you to give yourself some blazing phoenix wings as you bust.

cum in throat then use magic condom to see what do

>>753953
I'm voting this

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>>753947
...Sorry what?

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>>753953
Do it! Set the forest on fire as we do it, it will be the most fantastical load this world has ever seen!

>>753953
Absolutely this.

>>753953
ayy

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>>753953
This

>>753953
>royal wizard burns down forest, leaving thousands of magical creatures homeless

>>753953
No actual penetration?

I hate you foreplay faggots so goddamn much.

>>742419
Yo OP, do you do art other than bang quest?

>>754093
http://froockles.tumblr.com/

>>753953
ahahah omg what!! do it!!
then use staff to make you horny for a 2nd round her holding you yup argest a tree(that isnt on fire)

>>753514
7/11 has the double sized knock offs. I stick to liquid nitros and preworkout because graveyards. Thanks for making my shifts go by faster though OP

but mybe not a fire spell try a horny spell and make the rest of the forest animals fuck as well
not us
tonight is the night fuck like a animal

>>753947
>>753953
I choose this one, and hope we get an x-ray view of our cum going down her throat.

>>753953
Yes, I like this idea alot. We may fuck it up since we're drunk but worth a shot.

Mating press?

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>>754155
>he doesn't want to set the world on fire from the force of our ejaculate

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>>753953
I dont know whats better, the porn, or our fucking amazing ideas

>>753947
vaginal penetration you god dang heathen sodomites

>>754561
>>754066
We're allowed to climax more than once per encounter. We do this, awe her with our mighty load, and use this as the power transition as we take control of the situation for round two.

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>>753953
Fuckin' majestic.

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>>753953
As you feel your essence building up inside, ready to burst out at any moment, you quickly knock aside her arms holding you up.
Shocked, she pulls back a second, thinking you're trying to get down, but is immediately rammed by your shaft as you command an explosion of fire and flames behind you!
You thrust forward with incredible force, driving your cock into her mouth and dumping your thick load directly down her gullet!

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>>754780
As you deftly land, she backs up, coughing and smiling, your viscous fluid dripping down her tongue and hanging off her lips.
>"B-Boss!"
She laughs, between coughs.
>"I didn't know ya had it in'ya!"
Her hands can barely hold the amount of come you shot into her! Looks like someones recharged since this afternoon!
She eyes you, looking mildly satisfied, but wanting more.
You, however, are feeling drunk and particularly deflated.

Thats when you have the sinking feeling that your consent isn't on her mind at the moment.

She takes a step toward you, licking her lips.

WHAT DOES SHE DO?
YOU'LL FIND OUT!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF BANG QUEST!

luv u

>>754788
luvu2bby
see you next time, space cowboy.

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>>754780
What a file name.

I hope this leads to cucking the alchemist.

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>>755682
>not wanting this quest to end with a massive orgy

>>754780
You're the best.

We should definitely work some dong magic next thread though.

>>754788
Same Bang time, same Bang place?