New console tan thread
Needs more feet
>>692179
who's she?
>>694229
Looks like Ouya, could be wrong though.
>>694229
>>695367
It's Sega Master System.
>>692470
Who's the one in the background?
>>696090
Those are definitely some SMS 3D glasses.
MFW People talk about the Master System
MFW it's Porn
Is there like a group shot of all the console tans? Ideally with names?
>>697292
Pic related, these are all (more or less) the most popular designs for each -tan. Some of them (namely NES, PS2, GBA, SP, and recently N64) have more designs than pictured that are either semi-popular or were created after this image was made; this also is missing a couple of -tans such as Gameboy Pocket and the male variants for each Gameboy -tan.
http://consoletan.booru.org/
>>697313
Thanks, anon!
>>697320
I may as well share this as well; it's a few download links to my console-tan folders, including all the porn I have saved.
http://pastebin.com/Hyip1iYF
I'll update it within an hour or so once I finish organizing about 200 images.
>>697377
Links are updated.
>>693156
Who dat
>>697313
Kinda surprised there's nothing here for Apple...
>>699665
>apple
>games
>>699677
Well I didn't say they were good, but they have quite a market. I just figured I would see a tan for it.
>>699692
Here you go anon.
>>699732
>>699739
;)
>>699665
Well, there's a few Apple -tans such as a male Mac-tan and a (slightly more popular) female iPhone-tan (pic related).
She's also got a few lewds.
>>699813
And again, that original list of -tans gets infrequently updated and IIRC there's been older versions that featured Mac and iPhone, but for whatever reason they were taken out in later updates.
>>699818
She's honestly not that bad of a design, she's at least good for porn.
>>699755
>>699813
>>699818
>>699822
Not bad, kinda she-demony, which is kinda what I imagine Apple games are like.
>>701871
>>697313
I want to hug Vita-Tan!
I want to bury my face in her hair as I fall asleep holding her!
Vita-Tan is cute! Cute!
>>702086
>>702086
Vita is kind of a lewd whore. Her and PS4 are made for lewds.
>>702086
>>706001
>4 the players
>>697313
That is a perfect personification of the vita
>>699822
Anon knows what's up.
Let's play a game.
Name a -tan and I'll post a lewd image involving them, provided they're a popular enough -tan that actually has lewds.
>>706303
More Vita pls
>>706312
Ay ay, captain.
>>706332
>>706337
>>706345
Name another -tan.
>>706354
Gameboy Advance. Short hair + glasses = unf.
>>706364
You're in luck; there's a whopping two images of GBA.
>>706381
Shit, we need a drawfag in here, stat!
...Any 360?
>>706387
Got distracted, sorry.
And no, just Xbone.
>>706434
>>706448
I'll just leave this here
>>697313
We need more game sphere, stat!
>>692165
bitch look like a snapping turtle
>>706458
Any chance on getting some Neo Geo?
>>707258
I got you, my man.
>>707278
>>707280
>>707283
>>707288
>>707292
Hope you enjoyed.
>>697313
Odyssey a cutie, I wanna make her feel young again.
>>707486
She does have a "young" design. I headcannon this as her in the 70's.
>>707495
Cute, but I like her older version a bit more.
>>692165
more windows
>>709871
no. os-tans are not allowed here
>>693072
We need more PS4 feet
>>699677
Well back in the 80s, that was the joke with DOS. Commodore and Apple II had most of the games, while DOS was a srs bsns only OS. Is there even an Apple II-tan or a Commodore-tan?
>>714384
but apple PC still has no games
>>716783
I assume you're refering to the modern Intel Macs? If so? Yes. They don't got shit for games.
Y'know, I'm actually kind of surprised that there's no console-tan porn involving watersports or piss-play.
Well, you know, besides that one fucked up Ouya pic...
>>717373
peeing on electrical devices is usually a bad idea.
>>717391
Not when those electrical devices are women.
I mean, it's still kind of a bad idea, but if they're into it then it's not so bad.
This but with 3DS because 3DS has so many hacks
>>697313
holy fuck the game sphere my sides
Tuesday.
late delivery
>>719317
3DS is right there though
>>692460
Artist?
>>724542
Mariogrant, pretty much the guy who does most of the really good Console-Tan pics.
http://mario-grant.tumblr.com
what would happen after we upgraded a console?
>>727338
futa
>>697313
no mega drive?
it's like you don't want me to jerk it to am anthropomorphic personification of my childhood console.
>>727456
People from countries that matter call it the Genesis you third world peasant.
>>692165
best ten
>>729101
page ten
>>731903
ok, then we need new stuff. so tellme about something that needs to be drawn?
>>733029
more steamos tan
[spoiler]futa steamos tan fucking a penguin[/spoiler]
>>733034
whoa that was fast. ok Steammachine then.
but I dont like futa
>>733101
fair enough thank you
>>735996
Bumperino
> Body suit on ps3-tan
Surprised no one requested her earlier.
Post ps3-tan.
>>740778
>>707280
oh no
she's Mexican
>>719317
The joke is that 3DS has already been hacked, and Vita needs to suck it up and get hacked as well.
>>711868
MORE OS TANS
>>740782
Awwwwwwww yeeeaahhhh~
Will Scorpio Xbone be a super busty powerful version of herself? A super upgrade
>>697313
Is it just me or does Playstation 1 look like Promestein from Monster Girl Quest?
>>719317
>>761415
>Promestein
I see it. It's just the pose, though.
Why does /v/ see PC-tan as such a tragic hero?
Also
Holy shit I want to fuck U-tan so bad!
>>764571
This is why.
>>764571
>Holy shit I want to fuck U-tan so bad!
Wish granted
>>764984
>>761796
Yah, your point? Also i forgot how shit creepy she can look.
Nintendo Mini-tan lewd.... i wan I WAN¡¡¡¡
>>766849
how does "gaining weight" translate into physical attributes?
>>767788
Well, memory size is usually associated with breast size, so I guess weight would be... Overall weight of the console? Dunno.
https://a.pomf.cat/kthiii.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/pxvknr.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/baqvrl.webm
>>768431
who is author?
>>769504
Haven't a clue, don't think that anon ever went by a name.
>>760437
holy bajeebers what happened to vita chan!!!
uncensored version where
Bump
>>772332
>>697313
So, what happens when the Neo, Scorpio and NX come out?
>>773497
lewd things as always
>>767788
Xbox are hueg
>>773570
No I mean, design wise. They're just the same consoles but upgraded, with the exception of the NX.
This shit is weird, why is this a thing?
>>777693
who cares its porn that doesnt involve diapers and shit
>>777693
>"-tans" have been a thing for years (OS-tans are the most notable)
>Some /v/irgins made a few console-tan designs around E3 '13, more or less as a joke
>The designs catch on and more quickly follow until the console-tans have their own small community
It's making unique anime-esque characters heavily based off of consoles and other systems, it's really no weirder than the OS-tans or other personification stuff like that.
>>780853
"Because porn"
>>784632
>>784635
>>784637
It is Tuesday.
>>787583
>>787858
mating press when
Any chance of a drawfag drawing a pic of vita and PS4 doing lewd things with WiiU's detachable head?
Possibly having vita shoving it up PS4's ass?
>>787922
>Possibly having vita shoving it up PS4's ass?
>Shoving a woman's head up another woman's ass
Bruh
I almost want to see this just for how stupid that would look.
>>787946
Honestly same here. Saw a dude request it last week in the /v/ thread and I couldn't help but wonder what the hell it would actually look like.
>>787858
Please tell me this is a WIP cause it's hot as hell and i want a finished version.
Why is there so little of PS3?
Why isn't anyone posting here?
>>790829
it's not consoletan day
>>790925
When is Consoletan day. I'm gonna guess Tuesday?
>>790930
That would be correct.
>>792617
Nice.
http://pastebin.com/mtg33mTH
have a story and picture that was requested last /ctt/. probably gonna post this in the next thread too.
>>793262
Oh hey, OR here from Tuesday! I thought it was pretty good, both the image and fic, but I've got one thing that's bugging me... You really need to find some better alternatives for naming genitalia. Some of those choice words for describing dicks gave me a good chuckle, and that's fine, but boy is it not sexy to read stuff like "meat cannon".
All in all though, I liked it, it was pretty hot and fun to read. See you on Tuesday!
STOP POSTING SNES-TAN! SHE IS TOO PURE FOR LEWDS YOU SICK FUCKS!
>>793708
What's that? "Post more SNES lewds?" Okay...
>>794267
2DS is the pure one that shouldn't be lewded anyway... Do not sexualize the retard!
>>794268
SNES is great for lewds, after all.
>>794269
Alright, no more lewd...
Why does SNES has such great big birthing hip?
>>794560
*have
>>794560
Because she's made to be the best.
>>795202
Ffff! Is there a booru for all the Console-tans? I need more of this cutie beauty.
>>795359
Yes.
>>795462
Link?
>>787858
Hawt
>>795359
http://consoletan.booru.org/
SNES is pretty top tier, good tastes.
Takeing a fat art shit on this thread and wanted everyone to know
>>797825
Thanks for sharing, come back anytime with more.
Booty booty booty booty
Post vita pls
>>799927
>>800939
>>800942
>>800945
>>802270
hot
>>786921
is there anymore to this?
google's giving me nothing
>>803432
It was a one off page
>>803096
who's this and is there more of her?
>>805432
It's CD-i tan. She's "special." There's also another design more in line with that bizarre Russian style Animation Magic loved.
>>805432
CD-i, and not really.
>>803096
>taking advantage of the mentally retarded
>>806538
>advantage
retards want to be loved too. they're not porcelain dolls that exist to be admired from far away.
>>764916
I didn't need these feels today
>>806548
>admired
>>808274
for some odd reason, I would
>>809121
thicc
>>810238
thicccc
>>810243
thicccccc
>>810244
thicccccccc
>>810245
not so thicc
>>810713
>>697313
aw no saturn love
>>812341
does saturn even have a design?
>>812341
>>813901
We got this and...
>>814615
... This. Best we've done with Saturn.
It's Tuesday.
>>816658
>>816659
>>818108
>not liking sharp teeth
Whaddya fuckin' gay?
>>692165
Bumping
Sexualize the 2DS
>>821362
Do not sexualize the retard.
>>821362
>sexualizing the mentally retarded
stop
>>821464
>>821732
you can't stop it
Gameboy micro?
>>821732
retards want love and sex too. they're not bodily retarded, their hormones are just as active as anyone else's.
imagine if someone said you're not allowed to even fap, much less have sex because you're not quite as intelligent as everyone else, and thus should be treated like a perpetual kid, forced into a cage.
>>823461
most retards are really ugly looking so I can't why anyone would want to
>>823902
animu makes everything look better. see above pictures, making the retards look good.
Can we at least sexualize the CD-i?
no one seems to care much for her.
>>826426
No exceptions to sexualizing retards, because if you allow people to sexualize one then they'll want to sexualize the other. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. A mile of pornographic material of a mentally retarded half-blind little girl that loves Pokemon.
>>821362
I only just realized that 2DS is a grown woman and not a young boy
>>827493
2DS is a little girl
>>829409
they're all little girls
>>831247
Xbone is a big girl
>>831258
what about xbox classic?
>>707495
Muh dick
>>831278
She's called Xbox-hueg for a reason, though I don't have an image of classic hueg.
>>832506
cringe
>>832548
What's so cringe about it?
Tuesday!
>>697313
The fucking gamesphere from Drake and Josh. My sides
>>832562
she's cute
>>706303
Game Gear-tan
fem
>>836182
Nice, is that from Minus8?
>>836748
looks like it
>>837054
also someone had better make a new thread
is there xbone S-tan? also Neo and PS4 slim will be revealed today
>>837585
im sure next tuesday there will be a flood of new art about XStan Neotan and but there is already art about PS4Stan, she is a thin brown tomboy
>>838561
whats the source for these ? tumblr? what artists?
>>840058
most consoletans go to the consoletan booru, there is also a weekly thread that can help you more, 'consoletan tuesday /ctt/' on /v/, im sure if you ask around there, you can get all the links
>>840058
http://planetofjunk.tumblr.com/tagged/Console+tans
That's the artist (also known as Mindwipe) who made a lot of the original (and still popular) designs for the console-tans, I think he made about seven of them. There's other artists like Impactfuma (who has made a lot of alternative designs for existing -tans), Zeromomentaii (who hasn't made any designs but makes a lot of content, including the Gencon Impact manga series), and a lot more. Even JADF has made quite a bit of porn for the console-tans.
Feel free to visit the threads on /v/ to find out more, we're around every Tuesday.