Impregnation

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Of course m8

>>660255
>buttpregnant

>>660255
Someone doesn't know how sex works

>>660383
Take that edgy gore porn out of here

>>660383
That guy is literally fucking a rock for fuck sake

>>660488
Sometimes a man just have to get his rocks off, ya know?

>>660488
>>660497
This is canon as she actually made a womb, cervix, and ovaries

>>660503
Now once Steven knocks Peridot up with adorable meme babies the cycle shall be complete.

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>>660523

>>660222
Holy fuck, thank you. I've been waiting for this thread ever since I lost my collection.

Bump

>>660676
This is my kind of Widowmaker

>>660676
she's Babymaker now.

>>660383
I don't think Pearl would have liked that Strawberry field as much as she did if she knew what Greg and Rose did there.

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Bumping

>>660354
Someone doesn't know how politicians are born.

>>662626
implying Pearl wasn't watching the whole time

Does anyone have anything from when Carl from Jimmy Neuron got ass pregnant from an alien?

Just wondering, haha.

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>>660255
>>660334
>>664038
Nah there's a deeper meaning behind it (bottom right)

>>668162
Kek

>>660255
fucking idiot

>>660334
>>660354
>>668162
>>668166
>>668220
In his defense, birds have cloaca, a single opening through which they poop, and have sex. Granted the picture still looks like it has a pussy, but with bird parts who knows how that would work. Maybe her asshole is a cloaca and her pussy in non-functional. genetic mixing can result in vestigial organs and parts...

>>669472
stfu nerd

>>660255
Oh my god the absolute madman

Why did you save my shame

>>669472
Anon I don't think she's a bird.

Hey can anyone help me find this hentai it starts with thischick who is some rich guys Secretary. And the first scene is him fucking her in front of here brother. As he is naked and tied up with a boner watching. And there is this hanging ball too the dudes bed room pouring out some mist that makes her want to fuck him badly and at slome point in scene he jizzes and it shows.his sperm. Fertilizering her egg to impregnate. Her

>>660255
i keked

fuk u anon

>>669472
well she dose have wings but im pretty sure thats just a part of the suite

>>660432

That looks more like an elbow than a cock

>>666991
>>666994
Would be hot if she wasn't destroying his wrists.

>>673310
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794?view_adult=true
Is not it, but I suggest that everyone reads this.

>>674650
why you do dis

>>674690
Impregnating animals and people is a good way to have kids. You guys should marry octopi. They make wonderful mothers

>>660255
this isn't ylyl

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>>674650
> you will never know love this pure

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>>674650
I came here to fap not to feel

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>>674774
>>674781
I want you all to impregnate an octopus. Seriously, look up the giant red Pacific octopus on Life or Planet Earth or something.
>Tfw you will never cum inside a kinky, flexible octoling pussy
>Tfw your wife doesn't go crazy protective oh her eggs she would probably carry in a purse for safe keeping
>She will never panic every 5 min and look into her bag, and physically calm down
>You will never stick your child's arm into an electrical socket, because she disguised herself as an extension cord
>You will never take your family out to eat and watch them hunger for calamari. Or pizza. Whatever you want.
>Tfw you will never have a loving family

>>674650
>tfw no qt harpy waifu
why even live

>>660255
wut

>>670849
Wait, so you're the one who added those cutouts?
Really man?

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>>680854
>>680857
>>680865

>No futa.
>posts futa

>>660222
Is that Captain Varrot?

Damn, there isn't enough good shit of her.

>>660230
>muh dick

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Ye

>>681146
D.O.O.M.ED

>>681125
What?

>>674650
>Nothing ever will fill the hole in my heart that is the absence of a harpy waifu

>>669472
>what are mammals?

fuck off newfriend

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>>674650
Thanks, now I have another reason to kill myself

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>>683421
fgt

>>681153
DOOM isn't an acronym. It's just in all caps.

>>683421
I think you missed the point he was making.
Also are you implying that your time here can be measured by your anatomical knowledge of mammals and birds?

>>660523
kek

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>>674650
Fuck, I just wanted to fap. I didn't come to fucking /aco/ to feel man

>>674650
You bastard

All though I'm now thinking about age differences. Do harpies live a long life?
The way it is written makes it seem like they have a short one and they grow quickly.

Is he gonna be left trying to raise his teenager harpy daughter? Will must take her over and cause her to breed with her own father?

I need these questions answering.

>>674650
Thanks for making me cry

>>686067
Guh, this picture. Makes me diamond hard.

>>689040

>spring cock

That doesn't sound like it would be pleasurable OR safe.

>>680854
>>680857
>>680865

OP clearly said "no futa".

Can't wait till you fags get your own /d/ aco.

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>>690992

You guys know sperm don't make it to the egg until 24-72 hours after ejaculation, right? And that no cervix is open enough/no ejaculate is powerful enough that any of it gets into the uterus during sex?

Not that most fetishes make sense, but this one feels particularly egregious for some reason. I love me some x-ray penetration but this is not how babby is formed. Enjoy your fantasy porn but have intelligent/educated sex.

>>692385
Of course friend. As much as I love the imagery of it all I still know it'll take a while to happen. That's the fun thing about porn/smut sometimes it doesn't have to make sense.

>>669472
A: She's Human
B: She has an angel costume on.
C: You're retarded for defending this.

>>692385
> 1. Off topic
> 2. This is porn so nobody gives a shit

Pics or nothing

>>680873
Sauce?

>>693682
Lilium Princess 2

>>693934
moar

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>>674236
fukken saved

>>686067
>>690245
wait, is this gay? i don't see any penis
nor actual femine breasts
like, anime ones
because they are pretty real
what the fuck is wrong with this picture
am i gay?

>>690992
is being attracted to two female forms fucking each other really faggier than a man fuckjing a woman?

>>694316
One of them is very clearly female

I think you're safe, anon

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>>694382
thanks mate,
as a recompansation have the finest of my porn, and surprisingly enough, (because I picked it randomly from my folder) is very on-topic of this thread :b

>>694450
....that's your finest?...

>>694450
That looks like sparrow, and if so why isn't the guy's dick not punching her in the face through her vagina?

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>>695065
>>695077
yes it is sparrow and yes it the guy's dick isn't punching her in the face through her vagina thus it's the finest, not nessecerly the hard-corest dude (because I assume you are the same guy, but I might be all wrong)

>>674650
Holy shit. That story.

>>689736
Sounds like we need a follow-up story

Although, I feel like a little of the appeal would be lost. One-shots as good as that one are rare.

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>>675054
If I had any talent, I'd draw more Octolings with shark teeth(they have like a beak, like a simple shark teeth.) Damn Skarpne. Anyway, seriously guys. Fertilize octopus eggs.

>>695908
>>696364
>>696697
off topic

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>>697706
What are you going to do about it, faggot? You should go find a nice waifu to impregnate instead of complaining on a Sub Saharan African Home Improvement forum

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>>674650
I need more of this man ir womans beautiful work. I've already read a bunch of the other stories. It makes me sad that this random forum post has been one of the best portrayals of love I've seen in any medium over the many years i have been on this earth.

>>671446
Not again. Get out /mlp/

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Someone really liked Soleil

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Muh dick

>>694380
I like futa here, but I see why people would consider it gay

Usually in porn you can put yourself in the place of the people fucking each other, and if there are two girls you either see yourself as the girl fucking or the girl being fucked, so either way you're seeing yourself as a girl
If you don't see it that way then you are imagining yourself just watching two people fuck each other, which in some cases can be a bit kucky. So its a lose lose

>>674650
This...this wasn't the plan. That ending killed me in a good way.
>tfw you'll never be abducted from a cheating girlfriend/wife by a harpie who just wants you as her own.

>>707855
I think the woman was actually implied to be his mother.

>>660230
this is everything

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>>674650
https://youtu.be/Q3VjaCy5gck
>bump for depressing one shots

>>660229
Fuck man. This is my favourite picture of all time. It hits all of my buttons. Short stack, best position, the kissing, her skirt, it's all so perfect. Who's the artist for this masterpiece?

>>669472
when the british talk about fucking fit birds, this isnt what we mean

>>674650
damn, dude.

>>697960

>dat pic
>implying both aren't fat as fuck in reality

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>>717590
I see a PENIS

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>>717590
>that bulge

Anon...

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>>717590

>>717590
would you impregnate a trap, /aco/?

>>720073
If you ask nicely enough.

>>686773
I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly know more about animal genitalia from my time spent here.

>>720073
Nope, cause I don't have a mental disability.

>>720579
>being here
>having a mental disability
Choose one.

>>712652
>underrated post