Stories Thread

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everything goes, my dear comrades.

>>488680
Fucking KEK

>>488669
> comics are both words and pictures
> posts pictures of sultry words
nice try, troll, but know this: I am neither among the fooled, nor the irritated with regards to this classless ruse.

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>>488685
damnit anon

>>488687
>10.42 miles of dick
toppest of keks

>>488669
I actually wrote that. I can't believe it's still a thing.

>>491334
But have you done it?

>>488675
Everyone else seems to like tomboys because they like to see them act feminine. Am I literally the only one who likes the idea of a girl being boyish in a relationship, but not like full on dominating? Her acting feminine makes it sorta pointless.

>>491941
not everyone is a fag like you anon

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The only ones I have are about bestiality (well, and that one about the anon who found out his mother was a rapist and paedophile, but you probably know about that already), is that okay?

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>>491947

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>>491943
pls no bully

>>491947
Sure, why not. So long as I doesn't break any board rules. Unless it does. Then don't.

(but plz share)

>>488680
I was really expecting "walk the dynosaur" ending.

>>488685
>>488675
Tomboys are really mostly for closet homosexuals.
Traps are better anyway.

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Does this not hit everyone's fetish so perfectly?

>>493770
I am against violence most of the time, but everyone involved needs to be punched in the face. For fuck sake.

>>493436
Well, that was... odd.

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>>494310
https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ
>mfw

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>>494728

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>>494728

>>494728
What the literal fuck.

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>>488685
I didn't ask for these feels

>>494862
No, fuck off. We're not worried about that.

>>494728
This is what we need to be discussing, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>494310
welp, I've found my fetish....

>>494868
I think he created a homunculus based on alchemy... but this guy actually managed to create his own version of it.

>>493934
except for the guy

>>494258
That's "The Egg" by Andy Weir.

>>495325
Lucky son of a bitch.

>>493382
Yeah, traps are for out in the open homosexuals.

>>488687
that just made my entire night
d=(´▽｀)=b
you get +1 internets

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>>495444

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>>495453

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>>495457

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>>495459

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>>495465

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>>494728

>>494728
It's too low quality to even tell what's going on. It's probably fake honesty

>>495564
The fact that people actually believe you can inject cum into a goddamn chicken egg and make a person is so pathetic I don't even.

Just looked up shit about the video though, here's a post explaining what's happening and then a follow up telling the OP why he'a a fag

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=292245

>>493382
Why does everyone in your theories have to end up gay?

>>495266
Honestly, the guy needs a good punch in the face, followed by a good lecture about dignity and knowing when to dump an obviously abusive girlfriend.

>>495856
>>495266
He did it all. He gave up her gf in hopes for threesome. It doesn't change that gf is a slut and dyke is super-bitch, but he started it all

"Well! They were both very unpleasant characters"

>>496031
This guy knows what he wants and he gets it. We have to respect that.

>>496449

Beyond a certain point you longer have to respect somebody for their decisions and simply mock them because they are a lost cause.

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>>494728
NOW THIS IS PODRACING

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>>494728
What the absolute fuck

>>494728
Im going to spam russian youtubers so they can tell me exactly WHAT IN THE FUCK is going on in that video.

>>496936
I already did my research. Guy is basically making a homunculus by injecting sperm into that egg.

>>495986
>>493934
>>493770
isn't this the plot to that softcore porno "sex monster" or sometihng like thaT? I remember watching this back in the '90's, guy get's his gf into girl sex and gets cucked repeatedly.

>>488685
This kinda burns man

>>496554
Yeah, I was just joking, the guy is an avatar of cringe

>>496966
It's possible. A lot of it looks like a dialog from porn movie.

>>494728
That was awesome. Why did he kill it though?

>>497173
Weren't you paying attention? It sprayed acid on his arm, he freaked and whacked it with a book.

Not sure if I want to have a look at the other ones, to be honest.

>>494728
Fascinating...

I might try this.

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>>488683

>>497199
>>497173
I hope that you do realize that this is complete bullshit. It looks creepy tho.

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>>494310

>>493436
Never seen that before, no wonder it seemed well written.

Odd indeed, but neat.

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>>494310
Part of me wants to draw this. The other part wants to run.

>>493770
> He didn't wait until he could fuck the lesbian and then give her the fucking of a lifetime as revenge.

What a faggot.

>>497464
Dyke was never intended to have sex with him.
To be honest the whole story seems kind of fake.

>>497519
>he probably thinks it's a fish
Yeah, I am calling bullshit on this story.

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>>490985

>>497666
It's just me or all those stories are exactly the same? Up to the "went for smoking" part?

>>497680
Entirely possible; copy pasta is rampant.

"The stories and information posted here..." etc

>>497666
>>497680
By the way how's the guy in question is even manage to maintain an erection while there are dozen of people watching him?

Also every single porn text site nowadays is just full of NTR\cuckold stories that are all exactly the same or rape until she likes it which are also the same. I miss the times where sex supposed to be enjoyable and funny thing.

>>495459
>lick Jim Gordon's ass

>>497702
>I miss the times where sex supposed to be enjoyable and funny thing.

Sex-positivity had its time, and you're living in the pushback. It's a cycle.

From the free love of the 70s, we had the Sex Is Gross 90s.

There was an attempt to make sex positivity universal again in the late '00s/early '10s, but it got crushed by the SJW/PC culture which had started its resurgence around the same time.

By the 2020s, I think we can expect to see things shifting firmly back towards sexual freedom and positivity, once the war between the Don't You Realize You Got Raped crowd and the Don't You Realize You Got Cucked crowd has burned itself out.

>>497808
Most of it is make a lot of sense. It's a shame that in my country it's a resurgence of fundamentalist asshats who are extremely anti-sex people. It's weird, teens got drunk and high on weed and got unwanted children in the age of like fourteen (I knew several of those back in the days), while those religious guys are like "condom is a sin, telling kids about sex is a sin, rock music is satanic, video games cause violence, Rowling and Tolien are devil's praiser". I am not even kidding.
It's like freaking 90s of the US here.

And on the other side we have SJwarriors with their freaking "eye-rape" and stuff.

For fuck sake, people are having sex for some time already, why can't they just sort this shit out at this point?

>>494310
Unf yes more

>>493770
Is all of /fit/ this god damn autistic? I swear that's the only type of story that comes out of that board.

>>497808
>>497816

Unless you are super naive or in denial you know the easiest to identify group in porn which pushes anal and degradation ... and it's not conservatives.

>>497595
Mencken said as much in 1921.

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>>494728

>>497702
Yeah, it's getting harder and harder just to find porn that doesn't make you depressed

>>497666
This has to be fake.

>>499901
Most likely. Too similar to hentai or porn movie, awfully dramatically convenient and emotionally unauthentic.

>>494728
There's subtitles for everyone who wants to know what is happening.

A homunculus is an artificial person. What's in the egg looks like a premature chick.

>>500007
This is clearly bullshit, especially when the guy was talking about acid spit

>>494728
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>494767
I'm far from into beast stuff but like, this is actual feels man ...I'm like legit emotional over this, what the fuck.

>>500190
I am a huge pussy, so I feel legit emotional over most of the stories. Welp.

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>>488685
Fuck you, I didn't order these feels.

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Classic from /cgl/

>>497666
That's just fucking depressing, even if it's fake

>>491941
For me, it's the fight
The best sex I have ever had was between me and a tomboy.
What made it great was she definitely wanted to have sex.... But I needed to fight for it.
Literally
We straight up wrestled while also making out and all that
The hottest moment was when I had her in a forward choke as she screamed out "do it" right before I came inside her
Eye contact with guttural growls and all

Hands down best fuck and wife material around

>>493770
>leaving written evidence that you're going to beat someone up instead of just doing it
>freaking out over a cheating girlfriend instead of throwing her out

That guy has no spine. He doesn't deserve to be punched, he needs a T injection, some whiskey and some life lessons from a war veteran grandfather.

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>>488685
>I had it all
>but lost it when I went to Afghanistan
And people assume I drink because I've been to war
I drink because I lost her
.... I'll drink until she comes back...
I'll drink until my boys come back too...

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>>494728
Here's better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

>>488669
I actually used to do that when I was younger and for the same reason

>>491947

>well, and that one about the anon who found out his mother was a rapist and paedophile, but you probably know about that already

No. No I didn't. What the hell? When was this?

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I wrote this to shitpost on /r9k/ but ended up giving myself a boner. Oops.

>Well, well, well. What do we have here?
>Another lonely virgin who tried his hand at summoning a succubus to be his girlfriend?
>Looks like you need to brush up on your summoning circles. There's nothing stopping me ripping out your soul right here and now.
>But since you brought me here I suppose I'll give you a deal.
>If you can make me cum using only your tongue in less than a minute, I'll let you live.
>Hell, I might even let you take me on a date.
>But if you fail, your soul is gonna be mine, and don’t even think it’ll feel pleasant.
>Sound fair?
>Too bad.
>Your one minute starts now...

>Time's up!
>Aww, looks like the poor little virgin here wasn't able to prove his worth.
>That's ok. They never do.
>Now remember that deal. Your soul is mine now.
>You'll probably want to close your eyes for this part. I've heard it hurts like a bitch.
>Say goodbye to your existance Anon. You won't be missed.

>How was that Anon!
>I was a little nervous at first but I think that was a lot of fun!
>Are you alright?
>Aww, you're shaking.
>There, there. It was just a game.
>I didn't mean to scare you. I read some of the things in your search history and I thought that was the kind of thing you liked!
>Shhh. It's alright.
>Anon, I want you to know that I love you and I'd never do anything to hurt you.
>Here, let's just spoon for a while. That always makes you feel better.

>>488687
kek <====
kek
kek

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>>493770
This story upsets me, because I know a guy that this happened to like 3 times. I don't evem have a reaction image to even come close to how much I want to kill that fucking bitch, but this gives the general idea.

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>>502654
Three times? Jesus, man...

>>497597
Really, after a girl fucking her dog and threatening to kill someone with a bow and arrow, you think a dog being attracted to a fish is the unbelievable part?

Anyone got some wincest?

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>>502654
>3 times

>>491947
>(well, and that one about the anon who found out his mother was a rapist and paedophile, but you probably know about that already)
*disturbed interest piqued*

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>>493436

That pic is incomplete, here's the full version.

>>502753
That was the first part that make me think so.
The rest of it is so much obvious that I don't even have to comment on it.

>>495576
lmao /x/ was all over this vid, multiple threads declaring SOMTHIGNG OBVIOUSLY HAPPOND, StUPID DEBUNKERS

/x/ confirmed for most retarded board.

>>493770
Solution there is to ditch your gf and move on to someone that actually fucking respects you. It's hard to do and hurts but jesus fucking christ is it better than dealing with that kind of inane fucking drama.

>>488669
>it will be fun.
In that case why all the stories are depressing as fuck?

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>>488685
>come here to jerk off
>get feels

>>488687

.. 364?

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>>488685
This is some teenage movie bullshit right here

>>503426
OP here and I don't know, I expected the anons here to post something more like ylyl not a /r9k/ thread.

>>503830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elq3SOGEht0

>>501785
>Can smell when it's about to rain
good gods, I miss having that ability. when I was 12, people didn't believe me when I told them it was going to rain during a sunny noon. it rained 3 hours later.

>>488685
DELETE THIS

>>497643
Who would be dumb enough to jam the whole thing down without any thought of being able to retrieve it. Nope, just stuff it down there.


>>503907
I thought it was a common thing people were able to do. It's like a cold, fresh and wet sensation that you can smell when rain is close by.
I can't smell it as strongly as I did back when I was a kid, but it's still noticeable.

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long but worth the read.
is legit GOLD.

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>>501201
every. fucking. time.

>>493436
I really wanted him to say "Then that means...I'm... I'm a brony?"

>>503946
I'm 21 and I can still smell it clearly
It's very clear to me even when I have a cold and my nose is clogged somehow
It's probably something to do with the humidity building up in the sky

>>505591
It's pretty much just cool, damp air wafting into wherever you are; kids are more likely to notice it because they spend more time than adults actively smelling things.

>>504069
Holy shit could someone tell me what happened after that?

>>505806
I don't smell it actively I just breath and the aur has that typical rain smell

>>497595
Wow. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. A crazy secret system isn't keeping you from finding yourself a decent girl. It's you being a bitter fuck. Honestly I don't fucking get you people.

>>501709
Yeah literally none of that sounds appealing to me but facing great for you that you got to have that dope ass sex you love my guy.

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>>494310

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>>507098

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>>507101

>>507097
>>507098
>>507101
>>507102

sicknasty, brosef

>>507097
Is that the game when you wake up in the room repeatedly and the alarm clock is ringing? It was made by the guy who did the game about guy killing and raping his mother, right?

>>494767

Greatest love story ever told

literally in tears famalam

>>497816
Where do you live?
I believe somewhere in Eastern Europe

>>507280
Yup. Just a couple of days ago radicals had a demonstration against some rock group, because it's "satanic".

>>501723
underrated post lmao

>>501785
that is so adorable, fuck man I always wanted a little sister. Having an older brother was aids, I haven't spoken to that cunt in almost a year

>>507097
>>507098
>>507101
>>507102
uncensored PLEASE, i need this for my crystals.

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>>507865

>>507874
>>507865
haha I was in those threads. good times

>>507097
>>507098
>>507101
>>507102
>Dick is censored.
Could you post the uncensored version, or is this the only one? Not meaning to be rude or anything.

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>>494728
>BLYAT
>He is dead.

>>494728
Im going to try doing what he did at home. Looks simple enough, and I am not afraid to die.

>>493770
all he had to do was show the gf the horrible shit she was messaging him but looking at the story common sense exited the situation quite a while back.

>>501785
> Smelling the rain.
There...there are people who can't do this? My world is crumbling...

>>507865
>>507874
Holy shit blast from the past.

>>493770
I don't feel bad for anybody in this story, except MAYBE the guy and the ONLY because he's so motherfucking stupid. He knew the chick was a lesbian (read: zero interest in men) and wanted to do it anyway, and THEN he said it was okay with her fucking his girlfriend for months? Jesus goddamn Christ what a retard, how the fuck do you not see this coming from fucking lightyears away?

>>509106
Godspeed, where'll you upload it?
You said you'd do it, can't back out of it now.

>>509645
Youtube, obviously. But I will make a thread on /b/ and /x/ too, so just look out for it in month or so.

The guy said he left the egg for 40 days. I am going to build up a nice load of cum and "fertilize" 2 eggs at once to get a better chance.

>>488680
FUCK YOU

>>502296
I'm not getting this. Whats my disconnect?

>>510856
I think he was role playing with his gf.

>or sister

>>495325
I remember that thread.

>>502299
what?
What the fuck does this mean?

>>503830
oh laaawd

>>491943
>>>491941
>not everyone is a fag like you anon

you fucking idiot

this is 4chan

EVERYBODY IS A FAGGOT

Faggot

>>511122
checkd and kekd

>>511122
>EVERYBODY IS A FAGGOT
But not everybody is gay.
Faggot

>>496031
holy shit

>>503519
leap year my dawg. 4 years homie

>>504069
Seconding the after story.

>>502298
is the anything else like this?