YLYL thread

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>>422625
>ylyl
>/aco/
>get in here
>/aco/
Already lost I see[spoiler] just kidding anon

Is this people getting pissed because /aco/ fags are posting r34 in /b/

>>423542
I really, really like this image.

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>>423555
Save it, it's all yours my friend

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I need more banana porn

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BANANADICK LIVES

>>423285
/b/ is random tho...

>>423629
fucking classic

Well! An /aco/ YLYL thread, this outta be fun!

>sees
>>423629
>>423631
>>423633
>>423542
>>423587

Alrighty then! I'll see myself out.

>>423091
Nice spoilers

>>426186
Too bad spoilers are not allowed in the red boards.

Why aco

>>432303
kek'd on the inside.

>>432303
Been opening and closing this for about a half hour now

>>422625
Thread is shit, op is gay.

Also, sage.

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Here ya go.

>>432303
woah dude fuck off

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>>423631
My mouth is watering for the taste of that potassium

>>435282
Holy mother of kek

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>>435385
I keked so hard.

this thread has sent me farther than i thought i could go.

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Now with /aco/ related funnies

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>>435949

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>>435951

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>>435952
There, now this thread can 404

>>427775
[spoiler] they arnt? [spoiler]

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>>435974

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>>435976

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>>435984

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>>435988
>U

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>>435974
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>>435993

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

i can just smell the bananas all ready senpai

it's all yours my friend

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>>435974
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>>435988
>>435993

>tram pararam

>>435949
Who's the artist

>>424643
Agreed

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>>435949
Oooh tentacle shit

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>>435949
>>435950
>>437048
Your welcome

>>436000
lost to this reaction
nice triples

>>438965
TRIPS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU EVEN NEWFAG

>>437049
my welcome what

I lost.

>>435220
Lost, curse you anon.

wheres that starfox dinosaur fanfic webm

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>>444534

>>435261
I just dont get it man, I touched my urethra once and almost puked it hurt so much, these stories about urethra play always make me sick now. How do these freaks like it?

>>435974
>>435976
>>435980
>>435988
>>435993
Lost

>>444534
Post the rest

>>445438
what

>>445262
Fkn
Keeeeek

>>445890
get out

First time I've reached the bottom of one of these threads a winner. Congrats to me/shame on you.

>>451414
nope

>>422625
Lost

>>435949
Who is the artist?

>>454809
this is begging for a shop here everyone has the woman's face

>>445262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0pjWZIPmHE

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>>423629

>>445346
I had a catheter in my dick once while in a hospital. Putting it in and taking it out were possibly the worst pains of my whole life. I think most of these people who have an urethra fetish have never had something in their urethra, or they have an insane fetish for pain.

>>435951
artist please?

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>>459813
is in the pic

dipshit

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This thread is almost 17 days old.

>>454827
Why is that tripod so cute?

>>462765
fault of the stupid bitch that won't spread her legs a bit wider!

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>>435974
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>>435993

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>>445438
Same here

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>>435261
Lost
Fucking hell

>>462774
Does this top Tile Fucker?

>>445346
i had an infection in my bladder when i was young, had to get a needle stuck through it, to get to the bladder.

cried like a bitch and hated every moment of the damn thing.

in highschool by girlfriend gave me cock yeast infection, probably just as fucking painful.

i don't like the fetish, they must love pain, or can't feel their dicks.

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>>462766
lost

>>459754
"NOW I WILL GIVE YOU THE HOT CHOCOLATE" Fuckin lost

>>445346
>>457899
>>465408
You fuckin pussies.

When I was a teen, I used to cram those little brown plastic lego spears up my urethra, then beat it on my sister's barbie dolls. It was like my cock was a ballista.

I think I knew even then, that I was an ammosexual.

True story.

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>>457899
sounding

no personal experience, but i guess after a while the sensitive membranes inside become less sensitive.

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>>462766
i miss clay. it wasn't the same after he went all depression comics.

>>462770
Sauce on that Comic?

>>466447
Hellmouth to mouth
http://chibi-chaser.tumblr.com/tagged/Adult-comics

>>467083
Thank you anon

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>This thread has been up for 21 days

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>>435258
>10.42 miles of dick
jesus christ lost saved don't even give a fuck

Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?!

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>>465988
>>466403

>>469549
fucking long neck larry

>>435385
Lost with hot tea in the sinuses.

Totes worth it.

>>469549
>far right
Is this shopped? Not talking about the neck.

>>469633
ye

>>469549
>far right
>lost

>>462774
Holy shit this is pure gold

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>>471684

>>471684
>/fit/

>>465306

not even in the slightest

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>>462766

>>472872
AIDS is a blood disease and isn't spread through saliva. Guy killed himself for literally no reason.

>>472885
The original comic has the girs saying "my parents disowned me for dressing like a woman"

Still dumb but makes sense at least.

>>472885
That makes it funnier

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>>475368

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>thread has been up for 23 days

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>>475523

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>>475524

>>475511
Over on /po/ the oldest thread is 18 months old.

>>469127
That's nothing
>>/i/398517

>>475640
damn>>469127

>>>/i/398517

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>>435856
>mfw my record is 24 times per day
>mfw I fap like 2 or 3 times per day on an average
I really should stop this...

>>475363
Lost my fucking shit

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>>454818
Keked

>>475335
even though i think this list borders on being full blown retarded the autist is accurate, all the fags on facebook who pretend those games are good.

>>435963
also youd have to do them right

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>>475674
>record is 11 times in one day when i was 13
>now can only do 4 at most if im feeling it
never gonna stop
gonna be blasting sandstorms at the nurses when im in a adult care home

>>435963
[spoiler] ya gotta put / on the last spoiler [/spoiler]

>>475335
>Bioshock infinite
>Hipster
LOL okay

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>>475955

>>475956
well it was kinda boring

>>475959
i know it doesn't work on this board im just showing the newfag
gotta learn sometime

>>454827
Is nice to see Octodad giving Sex ed

>>475335
>Hardcore gamer: "Nostalgia is antithetical to the hardcore gamer; fuck the past..."
>Every single game in the box is more than a few years old, and those that are new are self-consciously retro (D:OS)

>Halo
>GTA

Why have you killed my boner forever with this shit?

>>475335
Guys
>>475942
>>475956
>>476220
I think it is bait. None of the things in the list makes sense (Aside from level 0) And seems to have been made just to piss people off.

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>>454809

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>>475363

ANIKI!

>>466403
holy shit i remember some guy using this as a spray back on a Cs:s jail server ive been "looking" for it for a long time

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>>471708
>/d/
>no strap on

>>471570

Used to do customer service for Redbox. I don't think they made money on video games. A full quarter of my calls were about empty cases for games unless someone had fucked up and there was some sort of disaster.

>>462772
sauce of the game.

>>471684
/toy/-tan is mah new waifu
>>471708
>/e/-tan
>those legs

>>472895
We know what the original says, it's in the thread and quoted in that fucking post.

>>475335

>Ico and Portal
>hipster

Yea, that's objectively wrong.

>>457512
Then do it

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>>472233

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>>480612
Absolute shitpost. Kys

>This thread is 26 days old

>>476475
Maybe futa?

>>472233
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>>472238
This needs to be something

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>>471587
that poor Chevrolet doesn't deserve such a horrible fate.

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Wanted to post an old fun file, but /aco/ doesn't support webms with sounds. So I guess it saves me from converting a flash file, but then I'll have to crosspost.

If it's okay with y'all.

>>469282
His methodology is flawed.

Firstly, if she was a 'real slut in college', we can realistically assume that she wasn't as sexually prolific in the weeks college was not in session, so his initial calculation of turnover is likely off. It's more likely she had several one-night stands, sleeping with one guy Friday, another guy Saturday, potentially not sleeping with anyone over the 'work week', and then perhaps having a month long relationship here or there (likely during the summer break) Further, he assumes she has sex with each guy 3 times, which is ridiculous, given the likely distribution. It's more likely she had sex maybe once or twice with the overwhelming majority of guys. But it's possible she had enough encounters in the various longer relationships to boost the average, so let's put the average at 2.

So his frequency multiplier is off base. However, his methology is also flawed in the other direction: the average sexual encounter has between 100 and 500 thrusts. Meaning that while he overestimated frequency, he underestimated duration. (let's take 300 as the average.)

I personally think it's disingenuous to double the penis size for the calculations, as it implies that every thrust is of equal and full depth, which is just impractical. Personally I'd assume it ranges somewhere closer to and average of 1.4-1.5 times, between some rapid shallow penetrations and longer, deeper ones.

By my math, she actually had roughly 15.71 miles of dick through her.

The more interesting component would be trying to find out how often she and her current boyfriend fuck, and seeing how much more dick she's had from everyone else. If they've been together 2 years, and have sex just under twice a week (say, 1.8), and he's at least average... then he's personally laid 7.07 miles of pipe in her. Meaning he's definitely the majority shareholder.

>>475335
Fucking Gamers.

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>>475335
>Hardcore Gamer
>It's all shit
>No E-$port$

why?

>>476512
artificial academy 2