Samus thread

>>1672346
>when the x-ray makes it look as though he's fucking a hologram

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>>1672356
No, not that image again

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>>1672427

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>>1672427
Sweet tears are made of this

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posting my metroids

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>shadman!!!1!!!11 *uncontrollably shits self*

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>>1672475
>triple anal Samus
I understand this reference

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>*in a ridiculous, gravelly barking cough*
METROID!

>>1672501
sauce

>>1672522
Anythinggoes. He doesn't do long animations anymore and often does guroshit but his old sorceress tentacle animation is worth checking.

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>It’s been several months since Ridley, captain of the space pirates had captured, enslaved, and broken in his longtime rival the powerful bounty hunter Samus Aran, for him this is his greatest achievement and nothing can top this.

>Slowly but surely the Space pirate armada conquers planet after planet with minimal resistance and with Samus out of the picture there’s little need for Ridley to get involved, whenever one of his officers tries to talk to him he just refuses to leave his quarters, eventually everyone on the ship stops trying to contact him and figure he’s just busy planning they’re next big step, little do they know that’s far from the truth.

>Sealed away in his room we see that Ridley has found himself content with his victory over Samus who is now his loyal sex pet, he spends his days eating, sleeping, watching TV, and getting blow jobs but as time goes one he just keeps getting lazier and lazier, Ridley stops throwing his trash away and simply hurls the leftovers at the walls, he only gets up to get food or use the bathroom, and when his TV broke he didn’t bother sending anyone to fix it, he just starts masturbating into condoms to fill his pent up lust.

>Several more months down the line and Ridley isn’t looking any better, his room is now a total mess with food in piles against the walls and used condoms all over the floors, Ridley has just grown too lazy to care about anything but his brief moments of aroused bliss while his loyal pet sits by his side waiting to please him. Later into the night Ridley falls asleep in his easy chair after squeezing a fresh load all over the floor and poor Samus is ready to bed down too but she is cold and doesn't want to leave her master's side so she opens up a large condom and stretches it over herself to keep warm for the night, using her masters flaccid cock for a pillow so she can dream peacefully with him keeping her warm.

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see >>1672494

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>Select all images with CARS

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what a disappointingly shitty thread

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>>1672660
I agree

Any more with dialogue/nice narration to them?

>>1672641
4chan the Video Game! Free-2-Play! No download, plays in your browser! The leading MMORPG for neckbeards and summerfags!

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>>1672494
That one's actually decent though

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>>1672709
CONTAINMENT THREAD

>>1672481
CUTE

>>1672718
Apparently he didn't think so, because it didn't stop him from shitting himself in babbling capslock strawman rage to make sure nobody criticizes it.

Next he's going to spray more emotional shit on this topic and claim it's "the haters" doing it and not him.

>>1672553
>tfw you will never have a samus fuck pillow

Why even live

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>>1672678
I prefer the version without pubes, thanks.

https://discord.gg/wr6bSKV

samus fans, please join

>>1677093
>discord

Not on your life

>>1677150
Honeytrap it is.

>>1677093
Banned for saying trannies should be gassed. Shit server m8