Crackships Edition
Previous thread: >>1575920
>>1625219
Newtypehero is also drawing porn
I hope this is enough. Sorry for not knowing about /aco/'s rules
>>1625219
here's ya crackship op
>>1625285
another one
>>1625293
and another one
>>1625236
i like to ship meowrails red sometimes
whatareyoufuckinggay.jpg
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
Karkat all the girls.
>>1626232
All of them.
>>1626237
Even ugly Karkats
>>1626242
Surprised I haven't seen any Karkat with Latula or Meulin.
>>1626248
Really? I swore there was plenty of it.
>>1626431
>>1626449
you okay there 4chan?
>>1626431
>I have no idea how to draw or color a vagina I guess I'll just draw some lines and call it a day
>>1626741
it was colored by a network
>>1626242
>Even ugly Karkats
here ya go
Haha more like homosuck
>>1628463
Davejade is being nice to Karkat because he's going to die in 20 years, LOL.
>>1628057
>Haha more like homosuck
homoSUCC
>>1626741
worst drawing of a vagina i've seen. details: where they at tho?
>>1628504
Nobody else is willing, but that's still why he only gets the butt.
>>1628463
It didn't occur to me until now, but...
Dave grew up in a high-rise apartment in the inner city. Jade grew up in her magic space tower on an island. And when they arrive on future Earth, and have a whole planet of places to live, what do they do?
Jade moves in with her boyfriend Dave, who moves in with his boyfriend Karkat, in a big suburban house, just like where Karkat grew up.
Go figure.
>>1628866
They're just rooming there while Karkat ages and dies.
>>1628866
Jade lives next door to them in the green house, anon. :^)
guys more fucking troll porn please
>>1629606
Is there even any good DaveKat porn out there? I'm honestly afraid to look because it'll mostly be ugly tumblr-tier art. Than again, most HS porn comes from tumblr...
>>1625219
What's your favorite homestuck ship guys?
>>1630104
>>1629606
>Shelby is literally Huss's sister in law and she still can't get davekat actually canon beyond jokes
lol
>>1629351
obj-motherfucker delivers again!
>>1631558
>threadly reminder that dersecest was canon in davesprite's timeline
Roxy (small)
>>1631558
my girl hanging onto that dick for dear life
>>1627857
god damn, I want this to turn into a fucking comic
>>1632126
Breeding roxy when?
>>1632814
>>1631651
>>threadly reminder that dersecest was canon in davesprite's timeline
>addendum that Rose remembers Davesprite's timeline
Wonder how times they snuck off together on the meteor.
>>1633689
>tfw you're such a bad lay you turn your sister lesbian
>>1633689
Honestly, I see dave as too big a pussy to actually go through with anything.
All the incest jokes wouldn't phase him if he'd already spent the last three years fucking his sister
>>1633752
>tfw you're such a good lay you turn a gay man straight
Anyone has pics of Dave/Condesce stuff?
Or Redglare/Condesce?
Thanks in advance
>>1634028
>Dave/Condesce stuff
I don't have the material on hand, but you would have loved this one writefriend we had back in the day. They called him... Fishfucker Dave.
Some say you can still hear him rambling about Peixes juices if you listen hard enough at the witching hour.
>filesizes too big for the first pic, even as a jpeg
Damn, well then
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/post/164122890358/jade-enjoying-herself-and-probably-getting
>>1634742
In other news, would there be an interest in a milfstuck VN of sorts?
>>1634924
Sure
>>1626270
This is good. Why can't there be more stuff like this?
>>1634924
depends what kind of milfstuck.
>>1634924
I'd be down. Are you looking for a partner like you mentioned on your tumblr?
just gonna put this here with absolutely no context whatsoever.
>>1636167
this was rushed
>>1636171
Nudity is perverse. Nudity is an act of war
it's time to bring down the property value of the neighborhood
>>1636181
WEAR SOME CLOTHES, YOU FUCKING SLUT
>>1636176
>implying Jade's not the ultimate casual nudist
idk if i posted this one
>>1636181
Actually really cute and still fappable
>>1636309
>>1636328
>Drinking while pregnant
Fucking Lalondes
>>1636247
honestly cute silly smut shit is my bread and butter
>>1636328
Careful there, Renderfag, you're falling into the trap of "I can do lactation so all sex needs firehoses".
>>1636486
I know. It's more for personal appeal and learning the ropes of lactation and this new nipple system. Which is a sentence I never thought I would write.
So, any zombies fucking aradia planned from before?
>>1636328
wait what are they conspiring about.
hold it together gang
IS THE COAST CLEAR?
NOBODY TELL VRISKA I'M HERE...
>>1636808
New world order.
please someone i need meulin
>>1637203
you said meulin?
>>1637001
why do you datestamp your images as MMDDYYYY? that way it can't sort chronologically. You should stick with YYYY-MM-DD, so you can just sort by filename.
>>1637932
You're right. I have the organizational skills of a raccoon.
>>1637165
I knew it.
>>1625219
Since a couple people expressed interest last thread
Rose/Karkat/Kanaya slavery/threesome fic is complete
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11647446/chapters/26201811
>>1630187
Wait, they're related?
>>1640258
Hussie is dating Shelby's sister Michaela.
>>1641173
breakfast of champions
>>1641175
>>1641400
https://murdermyshame.tumblr.com/tagged/homesmut
if anyone has any requests, i'll see what i can do. can't promise i'll deliver them this thread because i'm slow as hell drawing but i'll pop 'em in sooner or later.
as far as characters go, i prefer drawing the troll girls. not great at drawing dudes and i'm not super interested in any of the human girls.
anything else is free game.
>>1625222
Source on those tits Trips?
>>1641605
https://nsfwtrashhero.tumblr.com/
>>1641580
Nepeta , feferi, and aradia lined up with their buttcheeks spread for an off screen karkat
>>1641622
studentsmut and mikeskeleton-art on tumblr
Please post any content featuring male characters having their nipples played with, if you have any.
she is pretty popular on my blog, you guys
>>1642105
She's cute but I'm more for your Jade.
>>1642124
you want some jades? I love some Jades. I'm feeling some Jades soon.
Just a bunch of requests.
>>1642960
>>1642965
>>1642966
>>1642971
>>1642960
footjob scene please
just one
>>1642960
>>1642976
Now I feel bad for being an impatient jerk and posting more than one ask.
But I also feel rewarded.
Imma go fap now, thanks for being awesome.
>>1637772
>https://murdermyshame.tumblr.com/tagged/homesmut
thank you,,, youre a lifesaver
>>1637772
sauce?
tried google search and the other reply is not correct
heres some kanmitula as payment, also if anyone could find more of this specific ship i would be indebted to you
>>1635545
source this nigga
>>1643700
i don't know who made the original image, but i made the edit
>>1640397
>Michaela
Who? I thought he was dating that other chick.
>>1644991
Not anymore.
>>1644991
Whom, ipgd? As if.
>>1645808
>>1644732
Why is sideboob better than normal boob?
>>1645527
No, Rachel or whoever.
no
>>1646245
why hello there
>>1646258
Who says? Me, I prefer a Feferi who looks like a professional swimmer instead of a manatee.
>>1643603
i dont really have the sauce, just kinda found it while browsing
just to show that i can
>>1646511
That's really good, color me impressed! Design aside, I like how lively you draw characters.
>>1646519
thank you!
Heeeeeeeeeeey kids, it's Equius!
>>1646556
Note: Equius is not recommend for children under 18
>>1646559
Aradia should peg him.
>>1646586
peg him for what
>>1646604
Peg him in the butt with a dildo
>>1646613
That's mean, why would she do that.
>>1646619
Because Equius is all about bdsm and you can't have Equius femdom without pegging. Not having it is out of character.
>>1646586
Mmm. Pass.
Also got a 3AM dress for Jade now.
https://www.welovefine.com/feature/embracethebro.html
fucking kek
>>1646811
Where are my doc scratch anime pillows though
>>1646258
Nice.
>>1646619
alternatively you could put him and aradia in a boring ol missionary or doggystyle. just to break up the usual stuff
>>1625312
kindred spirits
>>1646640
Loser.
does anyone have a bigger version of this aranea pic? it's too small, reverse image searches pull up nothing of use
>>1646811
>Hussie arbitrarily decides Bro was an Abuser
>makes him a sex symbol and sells that in his store
Someone let Tumblr know so there can be a shitstorm
>>1648496
>Hussie arbitrarily decides Bro was an Abuser
literally what
>>1648828
>early comic features John and Rose physically assaulting their parents
>Also Dave and Bro fight
>Andrew later decides to treat Dave and Bro's activities as realistic, while never mentioning the time John beat his dad with a hammer
>>1648892
Or any of the other kids or character's generally abusive or tragic backgrounds. Yet ONLY Dave is singled out because boo hooo sad striders have to be tragic crybabies.
>>1646823
Jade's tits versus gravity tho.
I guess space powers can solve that.
>>1648909
its very important to the teen girls who identify with them/want to fuck them.
>>1649091
From what porn tells me space power solves everything.
>>1648496
>Someone let Tumblr know so there can be a shitstorm
I think they already knew. (Source: I was one of them between 2013-2016) From what I remember, they at least did "condemn" what Bro supposedly did.
>>1647032
my nigga
>>1637001
What exactly is happening in this picture?
>>1651259
squish
>>1651480
Rose's tree trunk like neck
>>1646278
Here's the actual-sized one you poor bastard
Don't know where you got that first one or why it has a fucking watermark on it now but I want to punch whoever did that to my porn
>>1647571
Do you have a tumblr ses? Your homestuck is a blessing.
GIVE ME LEIJONS
>>1651911
sauce???
>>1648482
Damn, I love these kind of pictures where a so-called Lesbian enjoys sex with a male. Wanna bet it's John she slept with?
(Got no better picture sadly...)
>>1652913
Damn straight, I love a lesbian vampire with a stellar imperative to seek dicks.
>>1652919
Maryam dickings are sadly rare.
>>1652930
>>1652931
GalacticOverlord is a treasure
>>1652913
In these cases, it's Karkat's magic mutant penis that gets all the troll girls pregnant.
>>1652972
Dude, your posts are the fucking best
Just wondering, would you consider doing pov stuff?
Also, any progress on the dancestors?
>>1652986
I've got Aranea and plans for Porrim (cause I've got a WIP comic of them molesting Vriska in a locker room), but otherwise no. Femequius and grimbark Jade next.
>>1652987
Huh
Well, i'll never say no to some good rule63
>>1652900
dezzone.tumblr.com
>>1652958
Galactic ain't bad but every Homestuck character they draw somehow manages to look like someone cosplaying the character in question than the character themselves
Tavros Niceass
>>1652972
I don't really care for 3D models but the pester text is a real treat.
>Karkat accidentally impregnates Kanaya
>He has to attend to her every whim and let her feed on him whenever she wants
>She makes him read to her and rub her swollen feet and hold her hand while she sobs for no reason
c-cute
HEAVING ROSE TITTIES
>>1627857
why ya gotta do eridan dirty like that and make him look like he's forcing himself onto feferi when she's not cool with it?
>>1654838
Now you're getting it.
>>1655817
Been reading way too much timestop shit, decided to start writing it. Hope you all enjoy instant anal rape, starring Jade Harley and Vriska Serket.
https://pastebin.com/qtadyetD
>>1656678
>timestop
>Jade
Vriska
>not a Time player to be found
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>1657153
Just not a fan of any of the Time players. Just go with it dude, enjoy the free porn.
>>1657173
>taste this profoundly malnourished
You are an aberration
Get out
>>1657178
https://pastebin.com/iFvn8Zcr Jade/Roxy
https://pastebin.com/pMeDz5Lt Jade/Tracer
https://pastebin.com/3UAnthjh Jade/Jade
>>1657230
>Jade/Tracer
>>1655779
Cause no one "Likes" Amporas and Hussie gave all Aquariuses a bad name forever (I'm one)
whats sesames blog?
>>1658218
Eridan did nothing wrong, Hussie on the other hand scammed millions of dollars from young teenagers.
>>1658218
Only saving grace for us is that we have best jojo
>>1658350
it's oversaturated with sjw bullshit and fish fats, you don't want to go there.
>>1660287
wat de fug
>>1660314
>>1658974
i dont care
>>1661107
you should tho.
more dersecest faggots
>>1625219
I almost RPed this the other day
https://nsfwtrashhero.tumblr.com/
>>1663340
I don't have any cake models.
>>1663341
Equius is a popular request evidently.
>>1663344
>>1663346
>>1663346
But return policies aren't legally binding or related to law, are they?
Found some John/Damara pastebin. Noncon tho.
https://pastebin.com/1d8zD5CU
>>1652987
That's a good lookin' Aranea.
>>1652987
i like me some curvy women
>>1659537
sourse?
It's funny that I have to come to a porn board to discuss a comic or cartoon. Does anyone know why they keep getting pruned on /co/, despite them being on-topic and not shitposty, and containing info about a relevant, recent announcement?
>>1667151
There's a janitor active at this time of day who utterly fucking HATES homestuck threads, and will delete them. Since /co/ has the worst moderation out of any of the boards, you have to time when you make threads.
>>1657377
That's terror
>>1667173
I wrote a lengthy OP with discussion topics and everything...
>>1667217
Doesn't matter. Rules on /co/ are irrelevant, it's long been a problem.
>>1625219
>literally capable of cumming buckets
>nobody thinks of this
>>1667235
>>1667217
>>1667173
>>1667151
you two have been repeating the exact same threads for like a year, maybe they get deleted because they're always fucking terrible and no one but you wants them
go make a discord if you want to post the same panel asking "What did he mean by this?" for the hundredth time
>>1667235
The lines in these pics are fucking gold
Why can't this guy just take over the comic? He has a better grasp on the characters than the actual writers
Also, guitars are not cellos, captcha, get your shit together
>>1667431
Shut the fuck up hotpockets.
>>1667431
>"What did he mean by this?"
This is a cancer that metastasized in 4chan as a whole, we didn't invent it, buddy
>>1667930
I would never be able to work for Hussie, I hate Davekat.
>>1668625
reminds me of this recent old spice ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPlPHdAxnhM
>>1668625
is it weird that i'm literally going "but where's the dialogue?!"
>>1668625
do you have a blog?
>>1667930
>He has a better grasp on the characters than the actual writers
Homestuck at its core is about reproduction, so Breeding Duties Guy would of course know it better than some hacks who think Homestuck is about dumb teen issues and shit.
>>1667930
The thing with that, though, is that it's a lot easier to be in character for a few lines than it is to be for a few hundred, especially when the lines are all on similar topics as opposed to talking about anything under the (Green) Sun.
>>1668911
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/
>>1668911
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/ as >>1669310 already said.
>>1668858
Sometimes dialogue, sometimes not.
>>1669405
Did you decide if you're doing that VN or not?
>>1669644
Still mulling it over.
>>1669769
>>1669770
Where's the follow-up image?
>filling the void
>>1667235
more of these two memelords
>>1669770
You might not care, but I'm pretty sure Rose's second line should reference if Bro 'saw' them, rather than 'say' them.
>>1625219
NO! EQUIUS CAN'T FUG NEPETA! THAT'S FORBIDDEN LOVE!
>>1670250
>he doesn't know what nepeta looks like
>>1631144
>obj-motherfucker
Give me theirs tumblr page
>>1651834
>>1651911
I demand you all to give my the link to this mysterious artist Dezz.
>>1670328
http://dezzone.tumblr.com/
>>1670259
woops, my bad. yep, now i can see that's ain't nepeta, more like a walking bucket terezi
She actually isn't drunk.
>>1670289
that's literally their tumblr url, anon.
Anyone got more good ol' fuckin?
>>1671348
wat
>>1671766
I surprised myself with how far I had to scroll thru my folder to find ordinary fucking.
>>1671853
>>1671870
And then there's this.
>>1669769
Well for what it's worth I'd follow the shit out of it.
Nu thread >>1672502