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Xeno Thread No. փ

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Smut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnGqZyDNVtFLpjsDaEOhXyhByMlNLXoOnLF9e9iIc2o/edit
Quest: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
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>>1622079
I wonder how maldracos game is doing.
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>http://teraurge.blogspot.ro/2017/06/a-preview-video.html?m=1
>"God it looks like trash, So much time wasted"
Nigga it looks fantastic, I don't know why you think it looks bad.
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https://dark2332.tumblr.com/post/163905251891/medicine-stick-a-starbound-smut-story

Looking for any drawfags
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I put the na'vi clan leader story in a pastebin for easy viewing.

https://pastebin.com/P9Ly8Tew
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>>1622076
>read Enemy Quest
>want to discuss it
>don't want to post spoilers
The struggle.
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Latex and xenos are a match made in heaven.
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>>1622607
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>>1618576
yeah i can hardly find people who actually enjoy the Yanme'e at all, i guess they have too many bad memories of getting swarmed on Legendary over and over again
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Still nothing from the Valerian movie?
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>>1622643
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>tfw no xeno gf
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>>1622734
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>>1622578
I'll meme it to stir up interest.
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why can't a male xenomorph just fuck my ass and fill my insides with torrents of virile semen
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do someone has sauce on these ? 1/3
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>>1622887
2/3
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>>1622888
3/3
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>>1622841
Presented without context.
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I really wish artists would stop giving the Xenos tits. Like for fucks sake you might as well be wacking it to a normal human woman. Although I do like this one.
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>>1622944
Xenomorphs are supposed to look sexualized though. Its head is a god damn dick.
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Got anything with a classic retro scifi vibe?

I'm thinking alien abduction and probing, cuties in retro spacesuits carried off by aliens, etc.
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I feel like there's a competition going on between Enemy Quest anon and Xeno anon.
Can we please just pick a subject and stick with it?
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>>1622961
NO
FUCK OFF
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>>1622976
FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1622926
I feel a little alone here.
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>>1623029
>I feel a little alone here.
me irl
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>>1623034
Have a pretty eye to feel better.
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>>1623019
k
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>>1623085
Holy fuck that ass is godly
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>>1623193
Yeah you can thank some other anon for it. Nobody here knows where he got it as the artist doesn't post their porn fucking anywhere.
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>>1623291
Thanks for sharing. I was wondering why I couldn't find the source on e621 or any rule34 site. I swear that...artstyle is very familiar.
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>>1623060
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>>1623364
She's slave squatting. I know exactly what this calls for, I just hope her vagina can take the vodka bottle.
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>>1623382
You'd be amazed at what she can do.
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>>1623382
Slav squatting.
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Hope you boys love older women.
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>>1622944
I like xeno tits.
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>>1622841
Is that a dog riding a sheep?
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>>1623649
Believe it or not, it makes sense in context.
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>>1623431
>one eye
>two eyebrows
Why
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>>1623756
There was actually a discussion about that in the EQ disthread. I think it boiled down to some trick of evolution.
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>>1623756
Why not
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE SOURCE OF THE CYCLOPS LADIES FOR THE LONGEST TIME ONLY TO REALIZE, the answer was in the OP.... SOOOooooo I'm gonna need all the oculot smut. ALL OF IT.
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>>1622087
>>1622089
>>1622091
>>1622092
There aren't enough stories of Tali taking on her 3 holes at a time by at least 9 people.

Or 3 Krogan that switch between her holes after each quarter of a quad deposit is made.
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>>1622887
>>1622888
>>1622890
That would be Dark-Young over on FA
Also the sequencing is incorrect; image two is it's own standalone pregnancy with just one drone, image one and three is when elf boy there hit a homerun and gave her twins. Fully developed twins
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>>1623780
The quest itself has no shortage of cute, one-eyed girls getting human dick, so don't be afraid to just dive in and indulge.
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>>1624152
Meant for >>1623976.
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>>1624154
I'm at the banana sculpting, this quest is amazing. why haven't i read this before?
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>>1624169
>the banana sculpting
It makes sense in context, people.
>this quest is amazing
Fact.
>why haven't i read this before?
Beats me. It's been in the OP of every xeno thread for months now.
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Someone was talking about kaminoans in the last thread. They really are underrated.
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>>1624248
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>>1623299
Artist is ricofoxmods, he draws some pretty thicc sangheili and kigyar, but he never does lewd. That picture alone is an oddity, because it means someone commissioned it, never posted it anywhere, and yet somehow it ended up here.
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>>1624152
OH! Something new!
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>>1622841
To be honest this just puts me off of it. That and those stupid six eyed kobolds that always get shilled harder than naavifag trying to convince us Avatar wasn't shit.
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>>1624006
There's not enough stories of quarians succumbing to disease thanks to suit ruptures and literally getting fucked to death
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I want to fuck Neytiri so bad
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>>1624426
hot
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>>1624133
well thanks but on his Fur Affinity account I can't find these and there's only 7 drawings in his gallery is it only me or there is something I'm missing? I don't really go on FA
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>>1625248
Gotta have an account to see the NSFW stuff
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>>1626540
Oh ok thank what a fucking dumbass I am
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>>1624006
That commission was $80 well spent.
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>>1627786
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>>1627820
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>>1627821
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>>1627823
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>>1627825
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>>1627821
>I need an adult
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>>1627837
>i AM an adult.
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What alien is best for femdom?
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>>1628438
Anything from Halo
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>>1628532
Grunts are great for femdom. Got it.
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>>1628552
>even humans bully Grunts
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>>1628552
Maybe it's a big Grunt?
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Best answer is Grunt gang-bang.

Considering how bad the other Covenant treat Grunts, I wonder if some would be willing to side with the humans.
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>>1628631
humans would still bully grunts
humans are mean
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>>1628767
>grunts join up with humans think they'll be better than the convenient
>find out humans are like a combination of elites and brutes, but just smaller in physical size
>and with the elites already on good terms with humanity it just goes back to square one for the grunts
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>>1627786
>>1627818
>>1627820
>>1627821
>>1627823
Is the Banished hiring?
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>>1627823
There needs to be comic between these two. The guy is all alone and just trying to survive a covenant occupied city. He comes across a female brute who is all alone cuz her was squad was killed off by rebel elites and she somehow survived. He somehow sneaks up on her with his gun pointing at her. After a moment of questioning her about the covenant occupation she notices he's been eyeing her plump breast, wide hips, thick thighs, round ass, and cameltoe. During the interrogation, she calmly offers to lead him out of the city safetly and tells him he has no choice but to agree if he wants to continue living . As they're walking through the city with her in front and him behind with his gun pointing at her, she walked suductively sway her ass side to side. Every once in a while she glances back and notice through his helmet visor, his eyes are fixated on her ass as if she had hypnotized him. She then leads him to a dead end in a alleyway and ambushes the human male while disarming him and pinning him down. With her sitting on top of him with the intent to beat him to a pulp with her imensed strength, she notices a large bulg in his crotch area. She then proceeded to investigate his crotch thinking it was a hidden weapon but soon recognized it was human male's large erected penis as it stood up and smacked against her clitoris through her cameltoe causing her whimper in excitement. She is then reminded of the last time she had sex way before joining the covanent. Horny, she decides to tear a bit of her skin tight suit at her private area off revealing her already wet bare pussy to her human captive. He swallows in anticipation as she slwoly guides his dick into her pussy. Once his dick is fully enveloped by her pussy with its head kissing her womb, she then strikes a deal with him. Satisfy her sexual needs and she'll continue leading him safely out of the city. Don't satisfy her, she'll kill him.
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>>1629575
At this point you might as well just write a fucking green about it.
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>>1629575
As she is riding him, he also begins moving his hips in rhythm to hers. Feeling her pussy tightening around his dick, he realize she is about to cum. So grabs both her ass cheeks and begins to piston her as hard as he can. Sensing this aggression, she chuckles and stops moving, arches forward in approval allowing better access her to pussy. Each time thrusts into her, his balls would slap against get butt cheeks creating to fapping sound. Soon, she is screaming in pleasure as her pussy juice gushes out around the humans penis. But he doesn't let up and continues to ravage her pussy like there's no tomorrow. Fear of losing her mind, she begs him to stop him. She even tries to get up off of him but her limbs are too weak from the constant orgasm. Saliva begins dripping from underneath her helmet and onto his visor as he looked at her and noticed her eyes had already rolled back. Finally, he gives his last final push going into her gushing pussy as deep as he can as if trying forcing his way into her womb, he cums insides. Her womb is soon flooded with his cum and begins to quickly gush out along with the last reaming pussy juice with the human cock still inside. Her screams stops as she is gasping for air and then suddenly callopses into him. Wanting to make sure he has pumped every last bit of cum inside of her, he grinds his still enveloped cock against her inner pussy walls with cum oozing out of her pussy. With each grind, she twitch until he had no more cum to offer her womb. As he pulled out, he manages to push her to the side and noticing how lightweight she was despite being a brute herself. He stands up and walks over to pick up his gun. He comes back to her and sees her still laying there wide awake looking at him with satisfaction and too weak to move. Her legs are spread far apart allowing anyone to see his crowning achievement.
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>>1629575
>>1629652
thats some good shit my man
lemme just shamelessly drop a link to my own brute smut
https://pastebin.com/PfwPwE2L
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>>1629780
These are thread killers but ok
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>>1629780
I want to be treated as a breeding pet by a xenomorph for the rest of my life. Now that I think of it, that's kinda sad.
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>>1629691
>https://pastebin.com/PfwPwE2L
fuck, this still makes my dick ache
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Neomorph
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smol tiddy thicc hips
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xeno footjob
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Queenie
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Xeno paizuri
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look at it
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alien buns
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xeno oppai squish
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The queen of /aco/
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Futa Tomb Raider fucks a xenomorph butthole
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Neko Queen
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big tiddy thicc hips version
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playboy xeno
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>>1630836
Breathe on the butthole of a neomorph and she’ll be yours for life
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>>1629652
I have the tightest kakies
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I found this lovely little gem today.
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>>1630704
>>1630728
>tfw you will never have the inferior arms of a xeno queen strapping your bodies together while her genetic collection duct rhythmically milks your semen hundreds of eggs, while simultaneously suckling mouthfuls of delicious un/holy ichor from her breast.

y tho
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>>1631567
Great thing about riding an her, she has seatbelts. Safety first!
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>>1631583
God dammit anon, I came here to fap, not blow coffee out my nose. FUCK!
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>>1628594
For you
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Theres a xeno fucking thread on /x/ right now
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>>1632846
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>>1632846
And one on /trash/
This week is truly blessed
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>>1632847
>"I may not have the same taste receptors humans have but I sure do know that Coca-Cola® taste is incredible."
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>>1633232
>"these chemicals may play havoc on my otherworldly digestive track but do I enjoy this refreshing Coca Cola!"
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>>1623317
>>1634053
I really want more female turian pictures but their flesh in these look more like raw chicken than turians
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>>1622745
We were born too early to fuck qt xenos, but in just the right time to use the internet for it's true purpose. To fantasize about fucking qt xenos.

>>1622944
I think tits can work on xenos but only as along as they're relatively small like in your pic. Bimbo xenos are a travesty.
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>>1628767

Mass-murder is considered a viable birth control tactic for dealing with grunts among the covenant.

I mean. If you want to match that you're gonna have to put in the effort. Snarking at the grunt transfer by the water cooler probably won't be enough.

Personally I think humans would probably be better with Grunts than Elites. Child sized with high-pitched voices and abused/enslaved by their old masters? Thats sympathetic.

The Elites are 7 foot tall alien-Japanese, honorbound to be good at nothing but murdering people. And fucking other people's wives, apparently (no seriously. Those energy sword having elites apparently cuck non energy sword elites).

I mean, not to be a space-racist, but while I'd rather fuck an Elite, if only because it seems like it'd actually be possible, if I had to have an alien co-worker or introduce one of them to the D&D 11E game (things have been going so downhill since 9.5 but its what the newbs know. Honestly. They didn't even put the Psion into the PHB, its been a core class since 8E guys!) it'd be the Grunt every time.
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>>1634760
Well this is why you have shit taste and would properly fuck the flood given half the chance. Brutes now that is top tier tastes, their woman will fuck you and than the beta females will fuck you, and finally the omegas. After all nothing says love like a pack of Brutes crushing your pelvis via snu snu.
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>>1634814
>their woman will fuck you and than the beta females will fuck you, and finally the omegas

Nobody will fuck you anon. You're not the alpha. He gets the females and thats law. If you wanna have sex you gotta fight him to be the alpha.
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Let's get real here, What kind of protection should a human wear for the "First contact". Given that there are horrible diseases all over the world, what should one wear or what material should one use if he and his partner wants to walk out of the first contact without contracting Space Aids(tm)?
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>>1635362
Diseases would be the least of the worries since the ones on Earth already have a hard enough time making through the species barrier. Shit like alien pollen or dust particles would probably fuck us up though. Then there's the issue of what gases and how much of each make up the atmosphere. And has far as protection goes, whatever the current at the time full body atmosphere suit is. The aliens also run the risk of us giving them something too. Don't want a space version of what happened when Europeans came to America and the Indians got fucked over small pox that no longer affected the Euros.
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>>1635267
>Covenant wars mostly over
Now, I'm all for getting that alien gooch.
I am.
But considering we're in a post war environment? I think we're all forgetting the abundance of qt 3.14 ex soldier amputees.
I mean those elites will bend it if you get a laser weapon.
But cmon lads, there's a lot of hobbling crippled earth girls that you're not loving.
Just bang the aliens on the side man.
Ps- A lot of them don't like the cyberware. Its too cold to sleep with ;)
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>>1635383
What?
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>>1635366
Full body suits would work in case of First contact where shaking appendages is sufficient. However "The First Contact" requires a little less clothing at least in crotch region. That brings me to the next question. What happens if the Alien race doesn't conform to the 'Connectivity standards' ? what if the actual sex required some kind of adaptors? How would we take care of it? or would They take care of it? What's the correct procedure when it comes to "The Penis and Dodecahedron shaped alcove cannot fit together"
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>tfw no na'vi gf
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>>1634760
>not being space-racist
What are you, a faggot?
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Do shokan count as aliens?
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>>1635843
We can still be space racists. It's just hard to be bigger space racists than the Covenant.
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Sorry for begging without contributing anything myself, but I remember finding a comic about some red skinned alien species living along with humans and the aliens would get uncontrollably horny from the scent of humans. The main chick was a teacher or something. Does anyone know the name or artist?
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>>1636450
That's a classic

https://e621.net/post/index/1/puazi
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>>1636462
Thanks a lot, it's been driving me nuts.
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>>1636641
Heh.
"nuts"
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>be you
>sleeping tight
>get abducted
>you wake up in a bright white chamber, laying down on a steel table
>three aliens approach you
>one of them has breasts and thiccer thighs
>she is clearly female
>the other two are smaller and have a masculine frame
>"Hello, human. We've been watching you for quite a while, and now that you're here, we have a proposal for you"
>the female one spoke
>you wander what she could want
>if they want to anal probe you then you're going to rip and tear someone
>"We are wondering if you'll want to join out Intergalactic Interspecies Program? You'll be assigned with one of the many species from your galaxy and get to have your own family."
>well this is interesting, you always wanted some of that alien puss
"What's the catch?"
>"There isn't any catch, but there's one downside. You won't be able to return to Earth ever, you will have to abandon your current family, unfortunately."
So what do you say?
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>>1639232
>So what do you say?
I'd probably take the deal, as long as I can get them to do some things first, like leave a message telling them not to look for me & why, plus some other family related stuff.
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>>1632847

>>Terran soda is not only safe for her species, the composition makes for a very potent aphrodisiac.
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>>1635854

Depends. Was Edenia / The Outworld another planet or a parallel universe Eart?
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>>1639610
they were called realms and I'm pretty sure the word dimensions was thrown around often enough
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>>1639232
>>1639258
this guy gets whats up.
have a xeno.
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>>1639232

Ask if there's any way to choose the xeno first,
what's that process like,
where are we gonna live,
how well will we live,
do we have some kind of stipend and such?
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>>1639232
Take the deal, but first tell your family and friends that you're going to live in a distant country.
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What are some places for finding good xeno smut/porn? Any artists/sfm animators/ect that make some good stuff, decent lewd games, good stories or authors?
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>>1639232
Rip and Tear, until it is done.
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>>1639232
>"There isn't any catch, but there's one downside. You won't be able to return to Earth ever, you will have to abandon your current family, unfortunately."

Hmmmmm.... my ex is a bitch. Two of my older brother's have sons so the family name is going to continue...I assume they've been watching me for some time so I guess my answer would depend on whether they have some kind of job that's similar to forestry that I could do..I mean I don't want to al bundy it and skate by on an alien world selling shoes.

I'd still need time to get my affairs in order and at least let my mom know where the fuck I went,

also I hail from /k/ so they'd need to let me bring my rifles with me.. or at the very least the .270 since my dad gave me that.

TL:DR my conditions on accepting an offer like this are
>gotta let me roam alien woods and help manage them for ecological health/resource use
>if they have no such concept of sustained use/multiple use forestry they need to give me the resources and authority to teach them about such things
>need time to at least assuage any concerns my mom would have about where the fuck I vanished to, the rest of the family doesn't seem too concerned as long as I don't wind up in jail/on tv for something stupid
>gotta bring the rifles, ammo and my reloading supplies. It may seem archaic to them, but there's nothing like the smell of burning cordite in the morning.

Anyway for my rambling, have more rambling in the form of HFY.
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>>1640920
Oh right, also no pairing with non-sapient species. IIRC the bar that I recall being set for sapience was "the species has mastered calculus/trigg and can use in practical applications rather than theoretically"
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>>1629780
1, 2, 6, 4, 1, 4.

A 4. fully xeno.
B 1
C 1
E 2
F 1

god I wish I could be a xeno queen's mate for life ;_;
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>>1639232
Only if they let me abduct other people from earth for anal probing and draw alien dicks on crop fields. I wanna live a full alien live.
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>>1639232
Sorry dude, I have unfinished business back on Earth
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>>1622076
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>>1641847
Damn right
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>>1623317
>>1634053
>>1634540
>That feel when you're sharing a bunk bed with a Turian qt, and you simply can't just help yourself

Fuck me, I will never know how this feels.
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>>1642526
Where is the pic from?
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>>1641847
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>>1642546
Mass Effect Andromeda
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>>1642549
holy kek BioWare
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>>1623317
>>1634053
The mandibles are wrong and this is triggering my autism
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>>1642548

i secund..... fuck xenos ....FOR GLORY....FOR EMPERATOR!!!!
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>>1642695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPyKWVu5rEA
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>>1629780
Pretty interesting concept.
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>>1642695
I'll fuck xenos alright
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Doe anyone have the picture of the cute xeno wearing pink tights/lingerie?
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>>1642824
You mean like this?
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>>1642828
No, but that's still cute.
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>>1642824
You mean the Turian qt?
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>>1642848
Step up your game, anon
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>>1642848
>>1642858
No, it's a xenomorph, but she's wearing pink tights over her legs.
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>>1642869
>>1642824
Found it. I want to fuck this xeno and make her my girlfriend.
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>>1642876
in that order?
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>guaranteed to destroy your pelvis if allowed to be on top
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>>1643946
Does that thing have a vagina on its head?
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>>1643953
looks like. Aliums was an odd duck.
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getting into hiss gronk territory
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>>1643946
>I want to mind fuck her
>Got penis on the brain
>Loves it when people screw with her head
>Always dating dickheads
>Loves head pats to an uncomfortable degree
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>>1623291
oh fuck this one is great
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>>1642125
I've always loved this one. The reflection in her tits is on point.
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This thread needs more sangheili
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My homie, meandraco, how's the game doing? Any progress? You haven't updated your blog in a while.
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>>1634053
>BRRAAAAPP
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>>1642557

i wish we had more porn and cutsy stuff of vetra.
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>>1645579
I wish we had less Vetra porn and more Vetra hand-holding
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>>1645169
I should update the blog. Game is still a work in progress. Lots of things slowing me down on the game atm. It's coming along tho.
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P R O T O S S C O C K
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>>1643952
This was the movie that awoke my alien fetish, no lie.
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>>1645785
I just wish we had more vetra.
The game did not satisfy my curiosity, nor anything else.
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>>1643929
I really like the design of this alien. It's too bad the artist is autistic as fuck and there's only like one other drawing with this character (which I can't even find)
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>>1645867
That's great to hear, I can't wait for it.
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>>1643952
I just watched that movie and all I can say now is that I want her to sit on my face
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I want to hug Neytiri and kiss her tummy!
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>>1648251
wish it was a little more on model but its still a brilliant work
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>>1643952
Stithpostin
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>>1648328
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>>1648336
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>>1648354
Like this the most because artist did great job making the legs look cool and utilitary, also pic related is great redesign.
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>>1648361
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>>1648371
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>>1647101
Movie title?
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>>1649677
Titan A.E. it's pretty good for a 2000 kids movie
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>>1642742
I'm looking to make a huge expansion to this. More choices, maybe specific profiles of aliens to "choose" from, more customization, more scenario flavors.

Anything you'd like to have included?
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>>1649797
behavior and opinion
does the alien see me as an expendable thing or is/are the alien/s waifu bait
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>>1630836

Looks a bit too much like the egghead nurses from Silent Hill
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>>1650346
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>>1650346
Now that IS heresy.
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>>1650346
why tho
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>>1650346
It's been done better
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>>1650346
My eyes.....they bleed
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>>1650346
I'd fuck it.
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Did some small edits to the "captured Neytiri" set since it features on of the very few orgasm faces but the fetish didn't swing my way.

[spoiler]na'vi porn with intense orgasms never ever[/spoilersdontworkonaco]
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>>1650346
I'd still smash.
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>>1630853
God fucking damnit
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>>1644866

I can help with that
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>>1650346
I can't remember, was Jar Jar the only one who actually spoke like that or did all the Gungans?
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>>1652479
The all had the jamacian slave voice
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>>1652948
So if you bang her at that point, does she become more pregnant
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I drew this. It's based off of this story/xeno.

https://www.literotica.com/s/space-station-rhyton
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>>1651589
added a vibrator so her orgasm in a bit more logical, if only I knew how to paint her fluids
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>>1653016
That's a great story and a solid drawing.
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>>1652948
I like it, I like it a lot.
>>1652989
Sweet jesus that is good.
If that was edited to have a adult male human in the xenomorph queen, it would fit the >>1641242
merging with her concept.
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>>1652310
>tfw no xeno husbando
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DO
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WANT
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>Our last update, 1.10, was the final update for Mass Effect: Andromeda. There are no planned future patches for single-player or in-game story content.

She didn't deserve this.
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>>1655292
>making a game so bad it closes down the studio and kills the series
RIP Mass Effect, at least EA won't abuse you anymore. Reminds me of when THQ pulled the plug on Red Faction. And then THQ died.
Never really cared about Andromeda in the first place, just mad that my waifu got stuck on the shittiest game from the series.
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>>1655302
Mass effect isn't dead. Just on ice. There's too much controversy around the name right now so they won't touch it for a while. Hopefully when they're done with Anthem and everyone's forgotten about how bad Andromeda was we can get a good sequel. Maybe one that isn't shit next time. /maybe one that has a Vetra sex scene next time./
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>>1655313
I doubt Anthem even will even be successful. Development has been pretty troubled right now and people might are losing faith and interest on BioWare after ME3 and MEA, not to mention it will be competing with Destiny 2.
Then again, it's EA, they can make a shitload of money from whatever other projects they have on right now. My only concern is that they might add BioWare to their pile of killed developers if Anthem doesn't meet their expectations.
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>>1655375
barely anyone from the original bioware team is even left anyways
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>>1655384
True, still sad to see another studio go. I heard Karphyshyn is back for Anthem, not sure if it will change much.
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>>1655375
>>1655313
>>1655302
Can someone TLDR me what the hell happened with andromeda? I kinda lost interest not even midway through the game... like I only just finished the ice planet story stuff and just... well got bored. There wasn't enough of a hook to keep me interested.

have a HFY for your trouble.
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>>1655498
I dunno, I just watched videos that had Vetra in it
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>>1655498
It's biowares first go at doing something on a new engine, all the refining they did over the course of all of the trilogy + the drgon age games didn't help because they were effectively starting from scratch. Very few names from the original team were on this one, EA was up to there usual bullshit not giving the team enough time to actually finish anything, and what's worst is that the game isn't even as bad as people make it out to be. yeah it's pretty bad, but it's playable, it just seems atrocious when put next to the highly polished trilogy it's coming off of.
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>>1655626
Inquisition was on Frostbite.
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>>1655498
You mean like what happened in the story?

The big bad Kett leader attacks the Nexus and kidnaps your brother or sister(the Ryder twin you didn't pick) along with the entire human arc. You track him down to Meridian, a remnant mcguffin that controls all the remnant tech in the sector(including the atmospheric purifiers) and lead a counter attack to get back your sibling and the human arc, kill the Archon, and seize control of Meridian to make the sector habitable. You succeed, but the human arc crashes and is embedded in Meridian, and so it becomes the new human homeworld. It ends with a teaser about the Quairan arc and a stinger for an even bigger and badderer Kett leader. (presuambly those were meant to be DLC that isn't going to happen any more) After the game is over you can still continue to explore the worlds, do side missions, and talk to your crew.

Not a particularly satisfying ending. Mainly because there was basically no conclusion to any of the major overarching plot points in the story. The remnant, the scourge, the kett, none of it is explained at all. If you want closure for any of that you'll have to wait for the sequel that may or may not even happen.
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>>1655626
more like EA hired the lowest bidders straight out of school with no experience and asked them to make a fully fledged RPG (most likely as cheaply as possible).
How anyone could be hyped for a mass effect game after 3 is beyond me however, but I think it sold decently at least?
In any case the dev studio no longer exists and most people that worked on it are probably fired by now
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>>1655728
>Quairan arc

Considering the timing....since the arcs left during the events of 2, would that mean the quarian arc left before or after the events of 3?
anyway that all sounds like something of a mess... mass effect 1 at least had closure on Saren (who despite everything.. I kinda liked him. Good villain, his motivations may have been a little fucked, but he was still a good one.)


>>1655860
>How anyone could be hyped for a mass effect game after 3


Because aside from literally the last 10 minutes or so, the game was actually pretty good IMO. Bioware screwed the pooch by condensing everything, all the choices made over the previous three games into minor variations of the same three color-coded endings. Also whoever decided multiplayer effecting the campaign much less the ending was a good idea needs to be taken out back and shot.

anyway

I kinda feel like a sort of 80s montage of the after-effects of the war.

Ending one: You go in with too little war resources, and the crucible gets damaged in the fighting and mis-fires. Reapers in the sol system are fucked, but so are the combined fleet, fighting gets dragged on over the course of a few years, culminating in an eventual reaper victory, however reaper forces are extremely diminished. The person doing the end narration states "while we may have lost, we've set the stage for the next cycle to possibly survive."

Ending two: basically the same as above, but it's a skin of the teeth combined fleet victory ending.

A few more endings with varying after effects depending on what choices were made, EG curing the genophage, not curing the genophage leads to, say the krogans moving towards extinction due to losses suffered during the fighting both on tuchanka and on the front lines, whether or not you recruit leviathan can lead towards a technological boom after the fact, or entire planets subjugated depending on how convincing you were of them, etc etc.

More HFY, implied xeno relations in this one.
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>>1656334
my biggest complaint about Andromeda is the fact they wasted the opportunity to introduce more new aliens to interact with or delve more into the species that got less play and screen time in original trilogy
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>>1656334
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
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>>1656334
>aside from literally the last 10 minutes or so, the game was actually pretty good IMO
I disagree
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>>1656593
NEYT! Have more strelock!

>>1656602
I'm not wrong though. I mean aside from edgelord Kai Leng (seriously did not need to be a thing. They could have accomplished just about everything he did in 3 with a horde of husks, or maybe a smart banshee.... fuck that'd actually have been cool now that I think on it.)

A lot of the plot elements from the previous games got tied into a mostly neat bow. Conclusion to the geth /quarian war, we got to see tuchanka and sort out the genophage one way or another, the rachni make a comeback in one way or another. The only shit that really seemed to hurt things was starchild and everything after after the confrontation with the illusive man.

Hell we even get a clarification on where the fuck these cosmic machine horrors came from in the first place. I honestly give it an 8/10 for the majority of the game, and then 1/10 for the final act.

More HFY, no smut implied or otherwise.
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>>1656759
I still disagree. It was a fun game to play through but the main problem I had with the game was the writing. And that's a big thing to consider in an RPG game.
Right from the start, you can see that they dumbed down dialogue options and for the majority of the game you have max two options to pick. They also railroaded Shepard into having those nightmares about that kid that no one cared about, I get that they wanted to make it seem like Shepard was having some PTSDs from the war but it could have been handled much better.
The plot was also pretty retarded in some places, especially the Rannoch story arch. Again, it was pretty fun to play but the story for Rannoch directly contradicts the Geth's goals as they were established in ME2 and it's replaced with a generic "I wanna be a real boy" story. And they went full retard with Cerberus in ME3, turning them from a morally ambiguous pro-humans to Saturday morning cartoon villains, and don't even get me started on Kai Leng.
Then there's stuff like most of the side quests being fetching around the galaxy map, most of the EMS you collect don't even show up in the final battle, tons of content locked behind overpriced DLC, that IGN cameo, yadda yadda.
And honestly, while I liked the Lovecraft at the start of Leviathan, I think that explaining the Reapers' origins actually "hurts" their character. The Reapers were supposed to be this ancient Lovecraftian space-gods that the human mind could not hope to comprehend, as Sovereign said: they had no beginning or end. But then the DLC comes along and just gives all the answers in the end, completely ruining any mystery behind their origins. And it turns out they were created because some ancient race were all dumb fucks that had no idea what they were doing. Great.
And then there's the clusterfuck of an ending story we all heard a thousand times.

Still, best gameplay in the series. If I you want a fun third-person shooter I would totally recommend ME3.
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>>1656846
>I think that explaining the Reapers' origins actually "hurts" their character.


Eh, not really. Ancient as fuck AI stuck in a logic loop that couldn't be swayed with a second logic loop. Honestly that's what I figured they were once the reveal was made in ME:1 that Sovereign wasn't just Saren's flagship.

>And it turns out they were created because some ancient race were all dumb fucks that had no idea what they were doing

To be fair that isn't the first time that's happened in SciFi, I mean that's what ended up leading to the evermind in the Dune prequels becoming a thing.

Still, all fair criticisms.

and speaking of people fucking around and accidentally creating things beyond their capability to control.....

Also, sorry I don't have much in the way of fappable content related to the thread so I'm trying to keep the images I post at least tengenially related to the "xeno" theme.
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>>1655498
Bioware Montreal had shit leadership that didn't know when to give up on bad ideas, couldn't get team members to spread info to the rest of the dev team, and didn't collaborate with Edmonton to develop the tools needed to make Frostbite handle RPG stuff. After about 2-3 years, Edmonton looked at the shit show, fired the leaders, and put Mac Walters in charge for 18 months of perpetual crunch as they tried to salvage what they had and make a semi-decent game.
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>>1656602
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Oh hey, a "new" official Mass Effect comic.
https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/30-330/Mass-Effect-Discovery-1
Neat!
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>>1657505
Where the fuck is the "Runner"?
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>>1657510
Probably out running...
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>>1622076
>regularly checking on xeno threads
>every now and then reality slaps me
>realize I wont ever have a qt xeno girlfriend
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
You feel it too, don't you?
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>>1657549
Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to marry a qt xeno girlfriend.

It's a dream that now haunts my every waking moment.
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some quarian trap
>>1656891
that story is pretty sweet desu
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>>1657549
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>You feel it too, don't you?


Because we're free to decide out fate?

>>1657594
>Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to marry a qt xeno girlfriend.
>It's a dream that now haunts my every waking moment.


There's also the hope that one of the brain trusts, say at spacex, or one of the other private firms like virgin galactic makes some kind of off the wall discovery that brings cheap and relatavistic (or faster) spaceflight into being a possibility.


Or it could be generations off and the reason no one's found intelligent life in our area of the galaxy is the following.
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>>1657594

Don't worry, if you live another 20 years you'll be exploring cyber dimensions as realistic or more realistic than waking life. Anything imaginable will be possible in those places and they'll be as vast as the universe. Imagine No Man's Sky, but good and fully immersive
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>>1657594
Born right in time to explore MEMES
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>>1629780
b
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>>1657906
More like 200 years
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>>1656846
>I think that explaining the Reapers' origins actually "hurts" their character.
I think the problem isn't that they were given an explanation, so much as that they were given a ~bad~ explanation. If they had just gone with the watered-down "they're incomprehensible, and that's all we know" then they'd effectively have just been a horde of random bad guys doing random bad things. That's not only boring, it's incongruous with the kind of story that Mass Effect usually is; it generally draws from the Star Trek style of sci-fi where even the strange and evil aliens have a sort of logic to their actions that you can see if you explore enough. The Borg are a nigh-unstoppable threat to the galaxy who cannot be negotiated with, and the fact that their actions ~make sense~ from their own alien perspective makes them all the more horrifying. Even Q, who is so far above humanity that we can't even begin to understand how he does what he does, almost always seems like he has some logic behind his actions. It's the same with the geth, the rachni, and the Thorian; at first they seem like evil space monsters beyond our understanding, then we really get to know them, and while they still seem very, very alien, they ~make sense~.

For the Reapers, the first two games do indeed paint them as incredibly ancient, mysterious, and powerful foes, and the more we learn about them, the more horrifying they seem. The best option was to give them motives that dealt with matters so vast and far-reaching that they're totally detached from anything humanity can relate to but still follows their own strange alien logic, rather than a simple "they're eldritch and incomprehensible, the end" cop-out.

(continued in next post)
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>>1656846
>>1658164
(continued)

The problem is that the Reapers' motives ~don't make sense~. They exist to stop a threat that we're supposed to just accept as inevitable, when all the evidence we see suggests that the only reason there are so many AI rebellions is because people see them as inevitable. We're perfectly capable of establishing peaceful, cooperative relationships between organics and synthetics if we see past the "AI are dangerous and will always rebel" prejudice, but Mass Effect 3 expects us to suddenly accept that a war is inevitable anyway. On top of that, it leaves a lot of the Reapers' actions unexplained and nonsensical; if stopping an organic/synthetic war was all they really wanted, then there are much easier ways to go about it than secretly manipulating the entire galaxy so they could easily genocide them all every 50,000 years. It doesn't help that it's introduced out of nowhere at the end of the game, along with some equally abrupt "solutions" which raise even more questions.

And the reveal that they're just poorly-programmed robots was even worse. Explaining their motives is one thing, but ~that~ sure as sugar killed their whole eldritch space god thing they had going for them. After that, they weren't an ancient, impossibly advanced race with incredibly alien minds and motives anymore. They were barely even ~characters~ anymore. They were just... an accident.
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>>1624275
is that another name he goes by? Ive only seen him on da and fa and he goes by omnyproxy on those sites.
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>>1658297
yeah you can find him on google.
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>>1657549
We were born just in time for vr porn.
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New thread soon?
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>>1659158
New Thread Here:
>>1659937
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>>1657594
>Born too late to explore the earth
we've barely explored the bottom of the ocean, and any monster girls down there might as well be aliens
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