Xeno Thread No. ?

What would aliens like the most about human dick?

>>1659967
Depends on what the dick of their males are like. There are are some pretty fucked dicks on Earth creatures, some of which are painful for the females, so we can only imagine what alien wing wang is like.

>>1659946
more Wraith please

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Is it possible that if you believe enough in something it eventually comes true? Maybe with the use of memetic powers or some kind of conduit like the "numerical ouija" we can influence and shape reality itself?

Because I want a turian gf and nothing can stop me

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>>1659984
Just for you babe ;)

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>>1659989

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>>1659991

>>1659953
Source?

>>1659998
>Tally shortly after dies from an STD

>>1659995
you're the best.

>>1659995
that chart is fucked, the ayy lmao isn't even close to stretched out or even standing up properly

>>1660017
we also dont even know if thats her at stage 1,2 or 3. because the monsters get REALLY huge when they hit stage 3

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>>1660001
Usually I'm fine with giving people the source, but really? It's right there in the top right.

>>1660028
Source?

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>>1660058
Crap-man

>>1660028
>>1660081
Thanks, doc.

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Imagine getting to rail Neytiri or any other na'vi girl every night after long days of physical activities. Filling her up with sticky seed while she holds you close and whispers your name and praises to Eywa.

>>1660126
Imagine not posting the same random thoughts about wanting to fuck a na'vi every thread.

>>1660151
Let anon dream

>>1659937
That alien looks like a slitheen from Cocktor Who.

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>>1660126
I would much rather show a na'vi the beauty and wonders of technology. True, their forests may be amazing, but did they make them? Their trees came with a mental network, but we weren't so lucky. They were handed these things, and they became objects of worship. We had to make our own. At least a few of them would have to respect our ships, our networks, our exoskeletons. Would a few consider joining us?

>>1661051
>Would a few consider joining us?

Would never happen. After that war, they pretty much burned any bridges with humanity forever.

>>1659953
I want to fuck both of those things aggressively

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>>1661051
They were pretty open-minded before they were shot at, even allowing their kids to go to a human school. If the na'vi and Eywa were treated with respect I'm sure they would eventually warm up on humanity, and perhaps some of them would be curious enough that they want to know more about humanity.
Not to mention the humans are certainly eventually going to develop advanced spaceships and explore the galaxy, perhaps the na'vi don't want to be left behind.

>>1659967
Foreskin would look interesting probably.

Hello Xeno.

A few months back, as an alternative to relying on maintaining a writebin or archive dependant on a single user running it, a wiki was put together to do the archiving of fics.
We started with archiving stuff on /d/ and /wst/, but we now also have stuff from /trash/ and /aco/.
Since then, we've surpassed 500 fics, so it's going pretty good. Most of our content is NSFW because of where we got started, but all types of content is permitted.

Since /d/'s writethread and /xeno/ had shared interests, some of the fics you've archived have already been archived at our end. But if you want to archive it yourself, do the categorization yourself, or even rehost the full text instead of just a pastebin link, then you can.

https://fourleaffics.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

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>>1659967
While humans are nowhere near the extreme end (that'd be things like mollusks), they do have disproportionately large penile sizes compared to many other terrestrial animals (and are pretty much at the very top of primates). Something like the top 25-33% in the animal kingdom, I want to say. Ball size is relatively lacking in comparison, but if the alien's just looking for someone that scratches a very deep itch that could be a thing.

Alternatively the fact that it isn't covered in rough barbs designed to scrape a creature's interior, or that it isn't a "Insert orgasm leave" / "Have fun getting stuck together for twenty minutes". That they can achieve such a cute little dribble of essence with the right amount of stimulation. Foreskin may or may not be 'cute' for different reasons (see: Never-ending teasing about your dick-sweater, or a Xenomorph breaking down into giggling fits as they peel it back and forth in fascination).

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>>1662902

>>1662902
>"Did you hear? Human penises don't tear out your insides!"
>"Are you serious? We can actually have sex with them without nearly dying? Where's the first space ship to earth?"

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>>1661355
>>1661051
>>1660126


I'm the HFY poster from last thread.. here's one specific to the navi.

>>1663996
Hey I was thinking of this pic last thread. Text is from a WH40k fanfic, right?
It's cool.

>>1663999
Nope, text is specific to the Naa'vi and was in response to avatar.

Why was OP's image deleted?

>>1664142
probably too "furry" for /aco/.

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>>1663996
but Eywa is cute and deserves to be spread everywhere

>>1662902

>Xeno breaking down into giggling fits as they peel it back and forth in fascination

I need this. Paging Ximema

>>1664503
I'll spread my semen everywhere on Eywa

>>1662902
No mucus plugs, toxic sperm or injecting spermatophores directly into the body tissues either. I imagine for many species penetration itself would be a novelty.

>>1664797
>>1665216
>>1662902
Requesting story about human guy scoring a TRULLY XENO 1000 ON MOHS SCALE xeno grill and blowing her away with the novelty of penetrating her/having her massage his shaft to orgasm.

And maybe a r63 version of a guy lmao trying to please a human grill with pe etrative sex that is fully alien to him.

Hell, maybe I will write it one day soon.

>>1665065
I'm sure she would appreciate the little extra nurture. However there would be a real risk of some na'vi stumbling into you while you where jerking off in the jungle

>>1664797
why not, a xeno playing with dicks sounds cool, noted

>>1665065
>be spaes muhreen
>be spaes muhreen on patrol
>be bored spaes muhreen
>do as any muhreen would do when bored
>jerk your dick until something happens
>jizz all over a cool looking plant
>fuck around til we leave

>the locals are panicking
>they've shoved their headdicks into the plant pussies
>they can hear Eywa, as usual
>but they can hear another, younger voice
>there are two goddesses now

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what does Eywa sound like?

>>1667023
A MILF obviously

>>1667168
I can dig that. Eywa would probably be a smug endearing MILF is she ever chose to walk among the na'vi

so anyone know a good story where we get to bdsm "probe" the aliens?

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>>1669004
Firaxis truly knows their audience

That does it for the dump.

>>1668901
Well color me shocked. I'm amazed my art got all the way here.

>>1669028
>>1669030
Source?

>>1669016
>>1669010
Sauce?

Someone post Combine/vortigaunt porn to honor Half Life's death

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>>1670408

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>>1670408

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Ok, Im starting a Sangheili dump, however, if anyone wants to toss to qt tau girls in, i'd be thankful

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>>1671125

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>>1671115
This is from a drawthread and I wanted to share it.

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>>1671129
Feel free to, anything shared is welcome

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>>1671168
Dump complete, after a bit, I can dump another folder if yall want

Vipers
Quarians
Turians
Brutes

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>>1670408
>Half Life's death

what? And someone wanted tau?

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>>1671174
do Vipers or Turians

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>>1671219
Ill make good.

Here's first of the Turian folder,
more will follow once I finish some dynamics homework

All this art is really nice but what we really need is writefags.

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>>1671236
im back, beginning dump

>>1671180
Marc (the writer) left valve and leaked EP3 plot. He also added a last paragraph that had nothing to do with the story and was a take that to Valve for refusing to make more HL games.

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>>1671463
Last pic, then a few webms

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>>1671477
Last of turian,

Might dump more later or tomorrow once the captchas reset

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>>1671989
I got the rest of these

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>>1672006

>elite and brute females start going after human men due their male population taking dent from the long war
>and since humanity beat the Covenant their warrior culture shtick makes that feat appealing to them
>also due the fact human men will give them oral
>elites don't have the mouth shape to do it and brute males just wanted their own pleasure
>both also get a kick out of being more dominant too, the brute females more so
>how much their human BF dotes on them and does small intimate gestures is also some they surprisingly like
>and with their rival species going after human men each one also feels it's another competition for superiority

>>1669010
Artist page in net please?
Try to search in google, but failed.

>>1672076
Here https://thesmartestartist.deviantart.com/art/The-Big-Bred-Planet-The-Wife-339811645
It took all of a minute to find. For future reference, click on the blue arrow next to the post number, hover over "image search" and select iqdb. The page it links to will attempt to find the image, but it will also link to three other resources (saucenao, tineye, and google).
Also, since you seem to be a newfag, check out the FAQ; it will save you a lot of hassle in the future.
http://www.4chan.org/faq

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>>1671998
You might as well post the version with sweat too

>>1672100
Thank you
I used google image search, but got nothing.
And because, usually, google have the best results, i not checked other variants.

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Ok, im about to dump my Viper folder

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>>1673142
LAst image for now, next a few webms

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>>1673148
Nevermind, found some others i misplaced

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>>1673164

>>1673167
Now im done
Enjoy

>>1673058
>>1673060
>>1673064
>>1673066

>Meet snek.
>Snek is cute.
>Make sex with snek, over and over.
>Snek is love, snek is life.
>Snek comes to bed.
>Boi-oi-oi-oing
>It's an ovipositor.
>You have fertilized hundreds of eggs.
>Hundreds of eggs that will wait inside snek until the right time.
>You will be impregnated with one at a time so you can raise your sneklets.
>Snek waifu is now snek husbando.
>Snek has Human Waifu now: You.

A world where this can never happen is a cold, cruel world.

>>1673170
you want bugs not snakes, they don't do that

>>1673170
>Thinks snek works like this
>Thinks snek should work like this
Understandable, have a nice day.

Any drawfriends here willing to draw some xenosmut?

>>1673135
>hand holding
lewd

>>1673135
>>1674075
woah dude that's too much

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I drew some concept geldarian reproductive organs that a human might find disgusting/foreign and not know what to do with for a thread on /co/ that gets reposted sometimes. the thread has more context if you want it:

>>>/co/94916618

this xeno thread seems like a good place for it, so here

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another kryptish piece

>The year is 1982
>Sometime in mid summer, about 3AM
>You've been out drinking with your buds tonight
>You all separated and went home sometime around midnight
>You stayed out drinking though; had nothing better to do on a weekend
>Had one too many, not feeling great
>And you have to piss
>Your brain isn't helping you think on where to find a bathroom, you end up just heading into an alley
>There's a dumpster overflowing, the trash bags that wouldn't fit in it are just piled up around it
>Your brain tells you that you should piss on the bags, because the garbage will cover up the smell of piss, so they won't be able to find out what you did
>You're drunk; sounds like a fucking plan
>Whip out your dick and drench one of the bags
>You're so out of it you don't even realize the bag started to squirm until you finished
>You fucking noticed now though
>Back the fuck up, thinking there's some kind of racoon or stray dog in there
>Hear what sounds like a human groaning
>A female human groaning
>Oshit.exe
>Quickly scramble to untie that shit, and try to remember what the number for 911 is
>Fuck you're drunk
>Finally get the ties undone and pull the plastic away from who ever's in there
>Back the Fuck Up: the Sequel
>What you see in the bag isn't some poor raped and beaten girl
>The thing has a big, bulbous head with no hair, and huge scleraless eyes
>You just found an alien in a trash bag
>You're too drunk for this shit

Should I continue on with this?

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>>1674644
>a human might find disgusting/foreign
well nicely done I guess

>>1675172

Yes, let's find out what happens.

>>1675172
>You're brain is struggling to trudge it's way through the swamp of alcohol you spent the last 5 hours trying to drown it in
>You SEE what's in front of you, but the proper reaction to it just isn't having any of it
>With your brain rebooting you don't process it as the extraterrestrial starts to stir
>It clumsily pushed the bag the rest of the way off and shakily tried to push itself up before falling right back on it's ass
>Instead it chooses to groan again and glance down at it's right hand
>It seems to realize at the same time you do that it's clutching a bottle of Jack Daniels
>It blearily brings the bottle of to it's nose and gives it a tentative sniff
>Then shrugs and takes a swig
>Seems it was the last bit int there though, as it then tosses the bottle weakly down the alley
>You are pressed hard against the opposite wall of the alley, trying your best not to be seen by the alien 7 feet in front of you
>You fail; It it's half lidded, bagged eyes finally perceive the fact that there's someone else in the alley and widen a bit in panic
>The sort of panic you feel when your too drunk to remember what the word 'panic' means
>It now gives another attempt to get off the trash bag it's been sitting on, and manages get into a mostly standing position by leaning heavily against the wall

these post limits are too short, fuck it

cont

>>1659988
keep wishing and we'll see anon

>>1675393
>It's now that get a look at what it's attire
>Or what's left of it, you guess
>for starters you could now tell, without a doubt, that 'it' was actually a 'her' if the bare, c-cup tits were anything to go buy
>She was also wearing what looked like black biker shorts, but made of some sort of glossy, almost plastic looking material
>And finally she had on a single, bulky boot. It looked like the kind of boot Neil Armstrong had in those moon walk suits they used.
>Her other foot was bare, revealing a weird, three toed foot, with two larger toes coming straight forward from the ball while the third came up from the side, like thumb
>You guess that makes sense, taking another look her hands also had three fingers, structured similarly
>Actually now that you brain is starting to work again you do a double take at the rest of her body as well, and realize the breasts are far from the only feminine trait she has
>She's short and lithe, almost waifish, even with her head being so large she's still probably about 5 inches shorter than you
>She's definitely not childish though. Not with hips like that, connected to her almost inhumanely thin waist
>Her face has soft features; all round edges and smooth curves- much like the rest of her
>Her mouth is overall long and pretty thin, but her dark gray- nearly black- lips are thick, and plump
>Her slate gray skin looks soft and smooth, and you notice she a light spattering of what look like dark gray freckles over her face where her nose would be, and also over her breasts
>It is now that you realize that in your drunken rush to help whoever was in the bag, you completely forgot to put your dick back in your pants from when you were taking a piss
>You also realize you are now sporting a halfy
>Finally, you realize the alien chick has also realized you are sporting a halfy

cont

>>1675430
>She brings one of her three-fingered hands to her mouth and you notice her face has become a significantly dark shade of grey, though not enough to hide her freckles
>You note that the hand only half covers the cute, drunken grin she's sporting, and fails entirely to cover the bubbly, girlish giggle she let's go as she looks at your little green man
>Note: Your little man is not actually green
>Embarrassed to have an attractive girl - even one from space that you found in a trash bag - laughing at your equipment, you flush and go to put your member away, but freeze up again as said girl starts to haphazardly make her way off the wall and stumbles over to where you are on the opposite wall
>She sort of trips the last few feet and end up hanging onto your shoulders for support, then pulls herself back up, pressing herself against you
>She's abnormally cool to the touch, and smells like garbage and whiskey, but the breasts smushed against your chest and the half lidded bedroom eyes peering up at you have solidified your halfy into a a state comparable to lonsdaleite
>Your brain still hadn't forgotten that it was fucking terrified though; as attractive as she was there was also an element of uncanny valley that your brain couldn't ignore. At least, not while drunk at 3 AM in a dark alleyway
>Somehow though, the panic just fueled your arousal even more, and with your dick throbbing between her thighs she could undoubtedly tell as well.
>You were starting to sweat, despite the cool feeling of her arms now wrapped around the back of your neck
>She started to bite her lower lip as her big, glossy eyes seemed to glance downwards before locking eyes with you again, and you feel her tighten her legs against your member and start to ungulate against you

cont, hows this going so far?

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>>1675497
The story is wobbly and smells of garbage and alcohol.
Continue till the trash man comes.

>>1675497
>Your lust was finally starting to win out over your fear as you take your arms that had been held stiffly at your side to reach behind this other worldy babe and grab bountiful handfulls of her ass, squeezing them and pulling her closer to you
>She inhales sharply in what would probably have been a surprised gasp if she hadn't pressed her lips against yours
>She tasted like garbage and whiskey too
>With your eyes closed, lips locked to hers, dick thrusting between her soft, otherworldly thighs and her now sopping, lukewarm crotch rubbing against your own, you couldn't have cared less about what planet she came from. You were happy to have her on this one, right here with you

>That carried on for a few minutes, just the two of you enjoying being pressed up against each other, until she pulled her lips away from yours, both of you panting heavily
>She moved her arms from around your neck to your chest, then slowly, and somewhat clumsily dropped to her knees until she was eye level with your Buzz Aldrin
>Taking it and stroking it softly in one of her alien hands, she looks up at you with a drunken, lustful smile
>closing her eyes, she brings her mouth to the tip and begins circling her tongue around your head
>You note that her tongue is longer than a humans. not super long, but a little bigger than that one guy, Gene Simmons
>You also note that this is a weird thing to be thinking while getting a blow job from an alien in an alleyway
>She then takes her mouth and plants a kiss (HA) on your head, then slowly and sensually goes down on it
>You can still feel her tongue circling your trunk even with half of it already in her mouth
>Her large head bobs slowly up and down on your member
>Needing more of her, you place one hand one the back of head head, and try to gently push her further onto your dick
>She gets the message and places both her hands on your ass, pulling your entirety into her tight, soft throat
cont

>>1675571
It sure is 3 A fucking M right now
>You stay like that, balls deep in her moist seed swallower, letting her do things to your dick that you didn't know were possible for a good few minutes until the pressure get to be just too great
>You grip her by the head once more and, gently as your lust will allow, push her head as deep as it will go onto your cock as you blow your load into her throat
>You can hear her moaning lustfully as she drink your cum, continuing to molest your cock with her tongue until she's sucked out every drop of your spunk she can possibly get
>Once she's swallowed all but the last few drops she finally pulls her mouth off of your head and leans back
>She still has some of your jizz in her mouth and is playing it over lips and moving it around on her mouth, savoring it like it was ambrosia
>You also note that at some point she'd taken one of her hands off your backside and moved it into those weird biker shorts
>Liquid sex was leaking down the in sides of her thighs, but judging by the way she was still going at it she'd yet to climax
>That was the best blowjob of your life, and your were spent for now, but seeing her playing with herself while playing with your cum in her mouth still had you turned on up to 11
>As she swallowed her treat you lowered yourself down to her level and planted a kiss on her dark, full lips and plunged your tongue into her mouth, savoring the taste of her and embracing her close to you
>After properly taking her breath away, gently lowered her onto her back, loving the way her bare chest rose and fell with her heavy breaths
>Then you slowly begin lowering he garment off of her, pulling it away from her crotch, past her knee and off of her entirely
>She lost her other boot at some point. It was disregarded a few feet away
>Once the shorts were fully off she spread her legs apart, welcoming you to do as you please with her
I'll continue this tomorrow. I must rest now

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This is apparently the first in a series, I am excite.

>>1673175
>>1673217

Aliens, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>1675650

Suddenly: LadiBenis.

>>1675497
>ungulate
So she was horsing around?

>>1676391
Undulate*
It was late and I was tired, sue me

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Hey new femturian stuff for once

Writing a thing that involves a race of catpeople-ish aliens, there will be smut although it's not immediate. Would it be alright to post in here or what?

>>1678223
you're not the first to write about alien cat people here

>>1678226
Just wonderin'. M'kay.

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>>1678223
are they large and blue?

>>1676279
you do gotta explain how fucking gay you are for wanting her to deposit eggs up your ass

>>1678243
No, actually. Furry and greyish with brown fuzz. Retractable claws and large ears and thin tails. Big eyes, slim nose. Males have barbed penises. I call them the Kai-Ai. 'Sunborn', in their language.

They have a tribal culture, split up into four general positions.

-Hunters: the food-bringers and protectors of the tribe from either other rival tribes or from rampaging beasts. They don't just hunt meat, they gather plants and other materials. Generally they're usually male, but some stronger or more crafty females are allowed to be Hunters as well.

-Breeders: exclusive to the ladies of the tribe, obviously. Not all of them, but most females are breeders simply by dint of necessity. Breeders are actually held in fairly high regard throughout the tribe, because breeding is a necessity for the tribe's future...but getting bred FUCKING HURTS. (Again, barbed penises.)

-Caretakers: technically the 'civilian' class, because everyone has to have SOME duty. Caretakers simply make sure that the village is well-kept; huts are repaired, hunters are kept healthy, tools are maintained, children are birthed safely, etc. Even children are Caretakers.

-Thinkers, the wise people and leaders of the tribe. They are always elderly and experienced, and know best where to hunt for food, how to quickly heal injured hunters, take care of babes, all that. Thinkers are basically experienced in all manner of life for Kai-Ai and can advise the younger folk how best to proceed.

However...

(hold on a sec.)

>>1678276
...they are also deeply religious. They worship the ways of the sun, and how its unceasing and steady nature should be reflective of their ways- steady, unceasing, and eternal in its glory. Most agree with this and are happy to follow their usual tenants. The Hunters hunt, the Breeders breed, the Caretakers care, and the Thinkers think. This has how things have been for generations upon generations. Until one frail, sickly, and far too inquisitive Kai-Ai is born, seeking to change that which has been held sacred for aeons.

This is the story of Maeka, the Kai-Ai who became feared and loathed among all Kai-Ai as The First Betrayer. The Consort of Night. The Favored of the False Gods, and the Demons' Temptress. Maeka, the first of the Lu-Ai, the Nighttouched. and eternal enemy of the Kai-Ai.

>>1678276
>>1678279

(Despite how it might sound, there is no corruption here. At least, not the typical way. And yes, humans are on the other end of this.)

>>1678245

Snek has tits.

Not. Gay.

>>1678276
>>1678279
You're going to spend more time coming up with lore than the actual smut aren't you
[acospoiler]absolutely nothing wrong with that[/acospoiler]

>>1678923
There will be a story beyond the smut, yes.

>>1678276
>>1678279
>>1678286
Well, I'm sold.

>>1680004
Hope it won't take long to start. I'm curious.

>>1678226
>>1678243
>>1678923
>>1680004

It starts. https://pastebin.com/5rY9Fem4

>>1680302
IT BEGINS

Ah, yeah. That's me. Hopefully people will like it- I'll try to update fairly regularly. Might be a couple chapters before smut happens, though. Got a whole story set up and all that.

Also, any feedback is obviously welcome.

>>1668972
Hot. Source?

>>1680302
I like it so far. Keep going.

>>1671313
Perhaps might take an idea suggestion

>>1682022
Humans kidnap aliens to use as sex slaves. Or aliens abduct human to do "experiments" with them. Female aliens and male humans, please.

>>1682022
Maybe this >>1682112, with the aliens abducting a human male. They got bored of all those anal probes, so they decided to extract his semen instead.

>>1682022
Alien willing to sell themselves to humans. Two people alone on a spaceship. Forced wedding between two different species which end okay.

>>1682022
Very alien xeno grill meets her human BF for sex. Is confused at the concept of penetration. Tries to please him with handjobs and the like.

Or genderbent: Xeno alien tries to pleasure his human GF despite not having a penis in the human sense.

Anyone got any suggestions for a writefag like me?

>>1682229
>>1682112
Got a particular picture to go with these? That would help

>>1682365
See
>>1682243
>>1682112
>>1682117

>>1682365

Alien species kidnaps humans for breeding purposes, they are all male and need females to breed. The aliens all have something like dicks, and the female aliens had little dicks. The aliens think all humans look alike and since the are lots of flat chested human "females" with small wieners they start collecting. They fill their ships with thousands of effeminate human boys and take them back to the planet Snog to breed.

It's a one shot trip, they can never make the trip again, they consumed all of their unobtanium to get to earth and back. They can't take the lads home and apologize for the mix up. Fortunately human DNA is very pliable...

>>1682605

There are two groups of people on 4chan, thousands of faggots and a guy who has a beard that touches both of his earlobes.

Go. Shave.

>>1682365
Alien cutie stalks human who she falls in love with. Alien shapshifter shows her true form to her human boyfriend, which he is more than ok with.

Will try to have the next chapter up tonight. If not then, then tomorrow morning.

>>1682730
>being straight means you're a neckbeard
Okay fag

>>1680302
You've got me hooked sir. I eagerly wait for more.

>>1676135

Ditto!

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*blocks your path

>>1683537

New Chapter of Maeka-

The Pain.

https://pastebin.com/B9sMBxhZ

There's still gonna be a minute before the smut, but I'm enjoying writing these chapters. Next chapter should have more in the way of dialogue, and probably more lore building.

It will for CERTAIN have the two finally begin interacting properly.

>>1684250
Good work.

>>1683303

Feeling it's important to scour the internet for fight about other people's fetishes makes you a neck beard. Neck Beard.

And clean under your moobs when you go for this week's bath please.

>>1684743
Okay buddy, whatever floats your boat.

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>>1684173
*unblocks my path

Hey buddy you lost or something?

>>1685563
Horse Xenomorphs. Neat...

>runs towards /mlp/ to demand porn

New chapter.

Maeka- Awaken. I'd have made it longer, but I don't like Pastebin's text style all that much for super long chapters- I have to imagine it can get tiring. I would've kept going if I felt otherwise.

https://pastebin.com/1nWzyY0X

>>1687050
Another one! thank you very much for your hard work. On a personal note, I don't have issues with pastebin's text. Not sure about others though.

>>1687122
I'm just glad someone's liking it. I hope the characterization is good enough. Any critiques are welcome.

>>1687203
Also, I feel like perhaps I should upload these earlier in the day. I'll try to have the next chapter out far sooner.

This thread seems slow all of a sudden.

>>1688664
They're usually slow

>>1688990
straight into the HD it goes

New chapter! Maeka- Gods.

As her life improves beyond measure, Maeka comes to a realization, and makes her vow.

https://pastebin.com/PmMnP4h4

>>1688664
/aco/ is a slower board in general, but fall semester is in full swing now so some boards feel the dip more than others

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I want to make minitiris with Neytiri!

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BUMP LIMIT

Well, nuts. I'll wait until the next one shows up.

Yeah someone can make a new one already
>>1689666
Nice trips

New thread is up a rarrin' to go:
>>1690261