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What happened to that xeno thread earlier? Is xeno not allowed

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What happened to that xeno thread earlier?
Is xeno not allowed here either?
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dafuq, there were two of them, and if they are suddenly taboo after the last thread getting a full 300+ posts, just what the fuck.
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>there were 2 threads
>one of the op's images was an anthro kaiju
>the other was an anthro snek girl

Gee wizz I wonder why they got deleted. If you're gonna make a xeno thread don't fucking do it with such obvious janitor bait. Picking a xenomorph as the op image for this thread was a good choice, but then you went and fucked it all up by directly addressing mods/janis/deleted posts in the op. You're additionally inviting this thread to be deleted by not flowing the simple rule of

>When starting a thread please provide at least six images of your own to start the thread

So good job. Fuckwit.
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I dont understand how people are turned on by this, its fucking revolting imo
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>>158615
>Alien thread
>Posts alien snake person
>Wrong

Nigga what? Since when have XCOM vipers ever been a problem?

>>158618
>>158621
You're asking how people can be turned on by shit? Where do you think you ARE?
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>>158633
Because they're scalie. Go ahead and post them if you want to just dont do it with th op image. Its practically begging to get the thread deleted.
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>>158633
since the mods didn't know how to moderate this mishmash of /co/ and /d/
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>>158618
Because they can live life and you can't you fucking faggot nigger.
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>>158689
This.
Live and let live, fag
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>>158640
According to the books, hunters are composed of a gigantic colony of alien worms. Why would a shitton of worms have a reproductive organ made of worms? What's the point? They reproduce within themselves.
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>tfw the beautifully constructed thread with 6 images to start it up and nice apology for the people waiting for my xeno story got deleted

Stuff like this really breaks my heart. I feel like I should repost my OP and images.

And I cant post the Xeno Snek because I have a warning on me.

What the fuck man.

>Last one died.

>TitanPad link for writerfags and curious readers: https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x

>I want to apologise for everyone for the lack of news on the progress of the Turian twink story.Last week I had tests on every subject I enrolled at on my University and on the weeked I went to visit an aunt without acces to a computer to type in.

>The story is finished at the moment, but I am going through it to find any mistakes or continuity errors, and will send it to the pre-readers in a few hours. Final estimate for delivery: friday 11:30pm.

>Here is the preview in case you dont know what I am talking about. http://pastebin.com/muZXTP0c
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>>158873
And there they are. One was already posted, and I wont post the snek because the mods succefully scared me.
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>>158831
>questioning the purpose/practicality of xeno porn

Oh you must be so much fun at parties. But I'll humor you and try and answer your question anyway.

Once a large enough amount of Lekgolo (the worms) amass into a being they all become a single conscious, forming a Mgalekgolo (a hunter). Presumably this conscious would be capable of abstract thought and would be able to make its own decisions. Obviously this hunter has made the decision to experiment and engage in cross-species intercourse with the human odst.

>What's the point.
For fun.
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>>158903
But if they were able to manipulate their form to add an orifice shaped like a vagina, what's even the point of being a gigantic, conspicuous beast of a shape? Why not go for something more stealthy/amorphous and strangle/suffocate whatever you could find?
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>>159187
>still questioning the purpose/practicality of a made up creature in a thread dedicated to alien porn

Dude. Please. You need to stop.
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>>158448

ok someone please tell me whether that is a painting or a CG image
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>>159187
BECAUSE

FUCKING

PORN

The Mgalekgolo aren't about stealthy and amorphous, bared lekgolo are extremely vulnerable and that's why they wear their almost impenetrable armor and go tank mode. They have huge strength but they need heavy armor for protection which makes them hueg and visible. And they LIKE bludgeoning and cannon'ing shit.

Ya fuckin' goon.
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>>159220
>>159237
Cmon, seriously. Using a shitton of worms could play to the benefit of the covenant as a subterranean attack force, undermining support structures of UNST bases. It's like weaponizing an earthquake.
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>>159267
>he didn't stop

I'd be smacking you with a rolled up newspaper right about now were we in the same room.
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>>159224
its a composite.
one or more 3d rendered images touched up by hand.
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>>159187
Because this is porn.
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>>159187
there might be more at work here than the Hunter's own decisions. maybe the Covenant decided that they should keep a bipedal, symmetric shape, and stuffed them in that armor. After all, all the other covenant critters have two legs and two hands. it makes things more convenient when managing your army to have some consistency with your troop housing and equipment.
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>>158560
>>158448
>>158615
Once again, the last thread reached the bump limit and died naturally. It's still native archived, so it didn't get deleted. >>117679
The only xeno thread to be deleted so far was this one.
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/106378/#106378
It didn't follow the rules.
Stop spreading FUD.
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>>158848
You mean this one? >>98338
You must, since it's the only xeno thread to ever include a TitanPad on /aco/.
It wasn't deleted. It died of no bumps.
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>>159797
>>159815
No you misinformed retard. There were another two threads between this thread and the old one. Both of them had anthro creatures as the op image so they were both deleted before any meaningful discussion/dumping could take place.

Don't come in here pretending you know shit when you're so obviously out of the loop.
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>>159797
>>159815
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/158037/
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/157990/

Get fucked, cunt. <3
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>>159865
First one started furry, had no contributions not from OP, and had no activity for 22 minutes. Second wasn't started correctly. Slow boards need quality threads only.
>>159824
Post xenos.
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>>159267
racist.
Just because they are worm like, doesn't mean the dig.
:^)
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>>159893
Well, they do, actually. The Covenant even used them extensively to wiggle through the Keyship to learn more about it.

I think it's been too damn long since we've had a good infusion of writefaggotry.

Hit me niggas, I wanna give this a shot.
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>>159890
Yeah no shit they're both terribly executed threads, and so is this one. But you cant just go around saying that they don't exist just because you couldn't find them.
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>>159890
sauce?
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>>159914
>Hit me niggas, I wanna give this a shot.
Um, what are you asking for, exactly?
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>>159951
Your xeno OTP.
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>>159946

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Countdown_to_Final_Crisis_Vol_1_16

No porn for yooou
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>>159953
Well, if you're asking me, it's currently Nu!XCOM ethereals x humans. But I've already got two stories half written with that pairing, and don't expect other people to be at all interested (but really, how would mind control/telepathy not result in the best sex of your life? I don't get why people are so into sneks in this fandom), so...

I'd like to learn more about the Halo universe in the most lewd way possible. The worm things (Mgalekgolo?) sound very interesting, as well as what I've read about Sangheili on the Halo wiki. Hell, you could ship them together. I don't need one party to be human to get into it.

I really enjoyed this story I read today, although I thought the non-porn parts were WAY too long: http://www.mcstories.com/BlueTabico/index.html
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dumping
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>>160141
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>>160147
wished there was a little more of her
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>>160155
this one isn't too shabby
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>>160176
well I'm tried and going to sleep
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Hey guys, little update: Pre readers havent awnsered yet, but the deadline still holds. And someone in my thread that got deleted said they wanted more turian women, so take this fellow xeno lover.

BTW: Does anyone here even remember me from the /d/ threads? Or my orginal post? Im just curious.
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I've been waiting a long time, nigge.
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>>160676
Twink plz
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>>160676
That's actually a pretty poorly drawn turian woman. The shoulders shouldn't be broader than the hips. This looks more like a cuntboy than a woman.
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When will incase make more puazi pics? Does anyone know how much he would charge for a 20 page comic?
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>>161619
Nobody fucking cares about your painted gay humans.

If you've got questions for the artist go ask them yourself. Don't know why the fuck you're wasting your time asking here when you could have just as easily spent the time emailing them.
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>>161629
u mad, bro?
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>>161629
Is only question.
Why you heff 2 be mad friend?
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>>161645
well, to be fair, that other guy likes things that he doesn't like, and you know, that's bad or something.
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>>158640
does anyone have the rest of this artist's stuff?

she charges $5/mo on patreon ($5 for a dozen porn images? fuck that!) for the link to a download of about a dozen images.

also i might not have a credit card of my own, for non-financial reasons that you can probably guess. so i couldn't buy them anyways even if i wanted to.

but anyways does anybody have the link?
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>>161639
What do you think her skull feels like?
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>>161639
>>161645

the issue is that they are too human to make sense in these threads, they belong in a monstergirl/guy thread.

like, if someone just started posting drawings of 2X4 planks with dragon dildos strapped to them and said they were aliens, and people responded with autistic old memes to any form of criticism, you might not be happy about that.

that's kinda what's happening here.

>tl:dr they don't belong here and are just the same dozen or so images that get endlessly reposted.
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>>161824
sp00py
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>>161817
>($5 for a dozen porn images? fuck that!)

Why are you so lividly again supporting an artist when you so obviously enjoy their work?
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>all this heresy
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>>161824
Firm, but slightly squishy. You wouldn't want anything floppy or soft in your braincase that you couldn't protect somehow.

I like to imagine the reason it's holding that porno mag is that it's using alien mind powers to project an idealized female human body into the mind of the human she wants to fuck.
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>>161946
>it's using alien mind powers to project an idealized female human body into the mind of the human
So he's hallucinating and unaware of what he's actually fucking?

... strangely hot.
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>>161939
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>>158448
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>>162016
Ey fam fuck off
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>>161985
It could go one of two ways: it could go like you said, with him being kept in a constant haze of lust within a hallucination as his semen is used for breeding or food or something, leaving him essentially a sex slave in mind and body.

Or, he could actually have managed to get into a loving relationship with some species from across the stars, but despite their affection for one another she's worried he won't be pleased with her when they decide to go all the way. So the mental projection is used almost like how a person might use a costume or a mask, but the guy is aware of who he's really fucking.

Whichever tickles your dick harder, I guess. I prefer the latter because of where it might go from there.
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>>161836
read the third line.

i have the money and will to spend it, but I'm not able to. I'm merely stating that the price is unreasonably high.
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>>162053
we're doing 40k memes now?

i see no problem with this.
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>>162090
ayyy
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>>160676
Don't know if you've seen me, but yeah. I remember you.
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How plebian am I for liking Quarians?
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>>162890
Most ignore the dumb "canon" look of them and stick with how they think they actually look under the suits.
The concept art for game had a lot of things that are so much better than what we actually got
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>>161939
How would you feel about a r63 space marine cheesecake thread?
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>>162650
What does someone need so many clitorises for?
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>>162972
For sex, dum dum
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>>162890

I don't think you are. Any self-respecting xenophile will ignore canon

While they're clearly very humanoid and mammalian like, the question of what's underneath the suit is still open. Texture of their skin, genitals, mammary glands, taste and scent of bodily fluids etc.
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>>161831

Convergent evolution makes sense.

This is really not something to be afraid of.
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>>163906
i think you're missing the point.
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>>161639
sauce plz? i need more....
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>>164614
You know what's funny, this is closer to how Giger envisioned/designed xenomorphs than what the games/movies/comics/etc depict them. Some people complain about giving them breasts and human lips to make them more human, but Giger originally had them with very feminine human lips and gave them tits.
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>>159187
He said abstract thought not primitive thought, if something wanted piussy and coild just make it to appease that, it would, but if something intellegent wanted to really fuck it would look for something to fuck
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>>164621
Is that a common complaint? I've yet to run into it
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>>164650
direct and producers for the movies complained about it.
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>>164149
There should be a comic
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>>164656
Oh god, and I know some people that have xeno OCs get get fucking mental at the thought of any deviation from them as depicted in Aliens.

Like why people? I want this totally erotically-charged, Giger-approved, biomechanoid.

Ridley Scott and Dan O'Bannon even mentioned they toyed with the idea that there was even more stages to the xenomorph's life cycle unseen by the end of Alien. And that it could have human-tier unstanding/mental capacity, had it not been in a life or death struggle only days into its life. So good.
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>>158448
deleted hopefully
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>>164844
>And that it could have human-tier unstanding/mental capacity, had it not been in a life or death struggle only days into its life
Oh lawd that's lewd
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>>164621
It's true about the lips. Don't know about the very first movie, but it was a concept that was toyed with for the third movie.
They would also have given it a new tongue that the alien would french kiss its victims with and then literally rip out their insides.

I've heard about the tits too, but I've also heard that that's just a rumour. So I don't know what to believe there.

Still, in essence, the aliens were basically supposed to be rapists.
Along with the whole facehugger-facerape thing and how victims are forced to "birth" their offspring in the most horrible way possible, Giger apparently also had the idea that the aliens would sometimes kidnap people to rape and play with in their nest.

It's no surprise that not all of what they were originally supposed to be was put into the movie. These things are sexual as hell.

The part where they have a queen which lays eggs like a termite or whatever wasn't Giger's idea. But he did approve of the queen's design.
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>>164150

meandraco
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>>158618
Saying "imo" is more revolting than anything.
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>>161831
they're textbook xenos so they do belong here

get over it
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>>165289
>textbook xenos

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
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>>165416
Meaning they fit the most basic definiton of Xeno, that of being foreign lifeform.
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>>165102
It's definitely an interesting idea, and it does fit with the idea of most horror stories (Dracula was overly supposed to be this sexually superior man to his modern English counterparts, werewolves are supposed to be really primal), but I can see why they avoided a lot of that if it ever was to be included.

For one, making the horrible shit that was happening more distinctly sexual would leave half the audience trying to cover their laps and the other half going on about how horrible it is that these people are being raped by aliens. If you hide a lot of what makes them sexual, it's a little easier to ignore the sexual undertones.

Seriously, taking people to rape and play with at their nests? Far too many boners.
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>>162650
>>162654
>>162657
>>162655
Anyone have a sauce or artist name?
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>>164704
Agreed. I'd kill to know what that "Matriarch turned Broodmother" thing is about.
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>Xenomorph scat now exists
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Friendly bump with a very alien girl to appease the hardcore xenolovers.
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>>165545
>would leave half the audience trying to cover their laps and the other half going on about how horrible it is
Heh.
I guess that would be unavoidable.

Dracula and werewolves are nice examples. I've noticed those things too, although never thought deeply about them.

I don't really blame the movie folks for wanting to not overdo it. The sexual aspect, that is.
It sounds like Alien could've been a WAAAAY freakier movie than it already was.
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>>165585
https://saucenao.com/
You tell me.
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You have ascended to the seat of control of the Weyland-Yutani corporation.

How do you proceed with attempts to exploit the perfect lifeform?
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>>164704
Sparrow is the Artist in case you did not know
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>>165102
>Giger apparently also had the idea that the aliens would sometimes kidnap people to rape and play with in their nest.

''take me to your fucking leaders right now!'' whould be my reaction
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>>165726
>How do you proceed with attempts to exploit the perfect lifeform?

With sex obviously. There's way more money to be made in selling the xenos as sex objects than there is in selling them as a weapon. There's a much bigger market for sex, basically every man and woman in the universe wants it, right? An average Joe or Jane isn't going to have a need for an army of weaponized space reptiles.

Provided there were ever a way to condition them to be completely obedient and/or willing to live out their lives as glorified dildos/fleshlights.
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>>165747
>there were ever a way to condition them to be completely obedient and willing to live out their lives as glorified dildos fleshlights
Well, in the fourth movie the Queen was able to give birth mammalian-style.

That does leave some interesting implications regarding reproduction and sexy things.
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>>165751
Indeed. I know for a fact that I'm not the first to wonder what would happen if a particularly deranged facehugger decided that it wanted to investigate that curious orifice between the host's legs, and ended up causing pic related.

Afterall, it seems like the next logical step for the xenomorph reproductive method.
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>>165687
Thank you
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>>165761
It always struck me as odd that the xenos insisted on killing their hosts upon birth. Surely the more logical thing to do would be to exit back through the mouth at birth or use a female's womb instead of the stomach. Thus preserving the host and allowing for multiple uses.
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>>165769
Of course, yeah. Not to mention that the womb can fit many larvae instead of just the one, and they are perfectly shaped for emerging through the vagina.
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>>165761
>>165769
Yeah, it does seem a little wasteful and costly to need to kill in order to reproduce. Alternative methods would need to evolve sooner or later.

And xenomorphs evolve fast.
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>>165726
Probably something stupid like making a sexbot droid of one, in secret, along with keeping up the usual business of trying to find practical applications for killer aliens.
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>>165451

>like, if someone just started posting drawings of 2X4 planks with dragon dildos strapped to them and said they were aliens, and people responded with autistic old memes to any form of criticism, you might not be happy about that.

did you not even read my original comment?
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>>162917
I say just an SM/SOB r34 thread.
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Anybody got any pictures of the xeno queen?
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>>165769
You need nutrients to grow that fast.
Those nutrients are provided by the host body.
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>>165900
They can survive and mature without needing to eat the body of their host though. They get all the nutrients required to mature from their hosts long before they emerge and wastefully killing them in the process.
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>>165898
Those are sadly rare.

Sadly and surprisingly since they're the only canon females.
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>>166028
I'm pretty sure Specimen 6 is called female/she throughout her campaign, though I'm not sure if that game is considered canon or not.
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>>166079
At the end of AvP 2010 her storyline resolves with her becoming a Queen.
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>>166079
I seem to recall something about all aliens being female, although only the queen is fertile.

Or maybe I'm thinking of a type of insect. I can't remember clearly.
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>>166105
>She forced Groves to watch as she molted into a queen

That scene was so lewd.
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>>166028
That egg sac strangely does it for me everytime
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off topic but was beast banned here or something?
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>>166124
Who the fuck even knows? What is/isn't allowed here seems to entirely depend on which mods/janis are active at the time.
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>>166119
Heh.
There's something strangely not-totally-gross about that, that's true.

The whole "breeder" aspect with the queen turns me on very nicely.
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>>166107
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>>166126
I don't know why we don't just have a single board for digital porn
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>>166343
Because that would be too simple, and far to removed from autism.
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>>166343
Because it would end up with /b/-levels of traffic, causing threads to 404 way too fast and quality of discussion and writefag-drafags thread to dissapear.
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>>166391
What do you mean? /h/ had no real issues when it was solo
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>>164844
>>165056
Originally, the Xenomorphs were a race that had a complete sapient/sentient society, but which just had to gestate in a living being and then was ravenous for a few months or years or something.
It was written in a making of or something book. I have a scan of that page somewhere around here. I'll look for it later.
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>>166170
yep, GOOD TALK
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>>166498
That was a long time ago man, 4chan and the internet grew.
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>>166558
That was like 2 months ago, the only thing not really allowed was /d/ stuff and furry stuff
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>>166563
>/d/
>2 months old

You are either a retard, or an accidental timetraveler. Its November 1st, 2015, in case of the later.
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>>166569
"10/09/15 New trial board added: /aco/ - Adult Cartoons"
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>>166580
I am talking about /h/. The guy said
>What do you mean? /h/ had no real issues when it was solo

So I told him that when /h/ was solo it had to deal with less trafic.
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>>166584
I meant before this board was made
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>>166543
Exactly. As awesome as Aliens, and the video games are, I want that earlier idea more.
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>>166558

What's that alien? Looks interesting
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>>166774
Just someone's OC. Here's the page with the description and stuff.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hydra-I-342205964

>the males have tits too
That's pretty hot.
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>>158448
remember to go complain on >>>/qa/ if you want to go back to /d/
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>>166829
Holy shit, that lovingly sculpted butt.

God dayum!
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>>167045
People have been complaining about all this bullshit non-stop for 2 months now. If anything was going to change, it would have by now.

Additionally, from what I can tell that board is nothing but mod/jani bootlicking anyway so there'd be no fucking point.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WANNA POST XENO PORN WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING BANNED BECAUSE I POSED SOMETHING EASTERN/WESTERN/ANTHRO/FURRY
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>>167102
All they have to do is allow western comic/cartoon/game "furry" characters and ban the OC/fursona shit. It solve a lot issues and keep the dumb shit out. Hell, Wakfu threads here lack variety due to not being able to post certain classes/races.
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>>167107
There just needs to be Digital Porn

And Alternative Digital Porn
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>>167108
That would be too easy, gentle anon.
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Ayy Lmao
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>>167771
You don't see many classic aliens in porn. Probably because they're meant to be creepy and otherworldly, where stuff like Aliens are meant to be sexual to some degree.
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>>162902
I prefer the look. Just purple humans. Much better than naked mole rats or purple asari with bigger headcrests or whatever the hell people come up with.
Maybe I just read into it too much, but when sheperd pulls off tali's mask, he doesn't flinch or get shocked or anything to imply they look too different from any other female he can get with.

Also, anyone got Teqa's comics and paywalled pictures? I hear it's all flat colors and other scammy bullshit.
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>>167897
I can understand that. It helps make her more familiar to the audience and helps with the idea that aliens aren't so strange or unique to these future humans who aren't even supposed to be the dominant species.

What does bother me is that I feel like they intentionally made Tali more of a 'waifu' character because they realized what appeal she had, so they tried to throw her at the player a little more and try to make her cuter when she was okay as is.
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>>166343

because furries. don't get me wrong, there's some pretty HQ furry stuff out there, but the community is just straight up autistic.

not /b/ autistic, but genuinely, clinically autistic.
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>>167045
honestly? i like it here better. the mods are way less likely to shit on us, and rule 3 hasn't infringed on our xeno porn.

I mean, yes we have been having issues with newfags (looking at you "painted human" posters) and shitposters that are worse than on /d/, but i feel like those things will eventually level out at the same as in /d/ in time.
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>>168334
>the mods are way less likely to shit on us, and rule 3 hasn't infringed on our xeno porn
>it took 3 tries to get this thread going because mods kept deleting them for breaking rule 3
>people don't like painted humans that must mean they're new


You obviously have no idea what you're talking about, so you should stop pretending you do.
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What in the Emperors name is going on here???
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>>168640
Nothing to worry about good sir!

This is just an Inquisition approved meeting to discuss the biology of xenos and how to properly perform exterminatus! Especially on Dark Eldars and Slaneesh possessedd ones!
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>>168670
Hmm...very well, you may continue doing this...especially more on that thing!>>167897 whatever it is...hmmmm.
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>>168670
Report and ignore, newfag. Don't even humor them with a reply.
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>>168679
You must be fucking fun at parties arent ya?
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>>168682
You're using up images, so really not needed mang.
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>>164621
>>165102
>>165545
Here is a sketch from Giger himself of a xenomorph fucking Sil from the movie Species, whom he also designed.
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any good doujins and/or fics?
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>>168815
Well, there is the titanpad with smut here https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x

And >>158848 said he would deliver another story but still no word.
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>>159187
>lovecraftian r34
I've waited years for this
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>>168855
Yeah where the fuck is he?
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i like posting these in the occasional xeno thread, it's some smut i wrote a while ago

this one's based on this meandraco image
>>165687
http://pastebin.com/FwGAiKEp
>xeno, alien anatomy, mild pregnancy fetish, very mild lactation, lovey dovey, mild female mindbreak

http://pastebin.com/31C6DHPa
>xeno, alien anatomy, rough sex, mild drugging, switching roles
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>>162087
>$5 for a dozen drawn images is too much
Yeah nah fuck you, be fucking happy he's not using industry prices, or that would be $200 per drawing. Just do it.
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>>164621 >>164844 >>165056 >>165102 >>165545 >>165708 >>165726 >>165735 >>165747 >>165751 >>165761 >>165769 >>165774 >>165780 >166107 >>166170
Stumbled upon this thread yesterday and saw these posts, I haven't drawn a new race of xenos in quite a while , so I did a quick sketch earlier today during a break at school.

Inspirations for the design being split between xenomorphs, predators, and raptors.

Also wrote a few quick things on them based on what I managed to cook up on a bus ride to school and back, I put it on my pastebin http://pastebin.com/Dpxtj188 , line 240

I'm trying to come up with some more stuff for these ones, any ideas?
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>>168992
Your first one was fantastic
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>>169055
I'll have to come back to you on that, but I'm liking it all so far.
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>>169055
>>169074
Unfortunately I'll be occupied with schoolwork for the next day or two, but I'll try to get more drawn when I get an opportunity.
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>>169083
You have other alien races?
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>>168670
>Reverse high heels with spikes.

That's really clever in a torturous kind of way.
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>>165854
not that guy, but what do you mean about "autistic memes"? also, a board with dicks isn't any less stupid than a rubber forehead alien. I mean, convergent evolution makes sense, but complete and total replication of every detail and proportion is hilariously stupid.
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>>169120
You really should not expect anything less from a race so kinky they gave birth to a god through orgies alone.

Hell. I dont even know if I can post Dark Eldar porn out of fear or breaking rule 3. I mean, look at this shit: that is the AVERAGE Dark eldar sex.
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>>169067
thnx bby
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>>169190
In fact, I wont post it. I wanna be safe. Here is the link if anyone is curious http://i.imgur.com/rfkG1vm.jpg

It is VERY borderline rule 3.
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>>169190
>[File deleted]
Please tell me that was you that did that. I'm gonna be pissed if your file got deleted by mods before the spess muhreen shitposters did.
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>>169206
>>169208
>6 seconds

How embarrassing
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>>169214
It happens. Hope you guys enjoy the Dark Eldar pic tough.
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>>169222
>posting snek

Yeah, you might as well go ahead and delete that right now before you get banned/warned for posting 'furry' porn.
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>>169229
God fucking damnit I forgot.
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>>169103
I have many, I even have a handful of other sketches on my blog.
komissar-bav.tumblr . com/Spaessgaem


Should I post my other xenos? As you can see, I've got quite a lot.

[GOD DAMN IT 4CHAN THIS IS NOT SPAM]
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>>169190
I wonder if it'd be okay for a Sphes mareen to get away with plowing a Dark Eldar. Assuming he's from a lenient chapter like the Space Wolves.
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>>169237
Yeah shit's pretty fucked right now. Basically anything even slightly animalistic is enough to get you put on mods shit list.
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>>169240
Probably not. Unless it was done in secrecy, but I belive that would defeat the point of your question.
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>>169248
Blegh, that's worse then the jackal porn I accidentally saw before...POST SOMETHING BETTER ANON!
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>>168992
you ever gonna write a follow up to that first one?
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>>169265
Better?
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>>169278
This one is normally a big hit
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>>169265
>>169278
Hey memelord stop wasting the imagelimit on your reddit ass reaction images. The less shit you post the more room we have for actual content to be posted in this thread.
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>>169297
You have lost a lot of respect with me. I will post this last image before I go to sleep.
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>>169238
Fuck it, I'm gonna post what little I have.
Here's a quick sketch from a while back that I never got around to finishing.

>>169278
>>169297
>>169309
Less memes, more xeno babes please.
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>>169309
Screw off chucklefuck I'm at least 1/3rd of the images in this thread.
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>>169320
Forgot to include the written smut.
http://pastebin.com/czqm7TuQ
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>>169320
MOare.
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i need more scary creatures. ones that would normally make you piss yourself but instead make freaks like us cum
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>>169336
Not posting images is better than wasting them on you ebin 40k meemshit.
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>>169343
There's a robot thread open >>157251

better safe than sorry
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>>169343
Good news! I found something!
>>169344
Also you're still retarded.
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too many tentacles?
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>avatarfaging
>namefaging

40k fans are literally the worst.
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>>169356
ach. Thanks for the heads-up.
>>169359
close enough.

god fuck this capcha bullshit
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>>169359
>Also you're still retarded
Man you sure got me good. You really proved me wrong with all thoes well constructed arguements.
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>>169333
>>169335
I'd post the rest of what I have, but it's unfinished and >>169356 said there's a robot thread open.
Sorry.
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any one have any librarian from halo porn can't seem to find any
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>>169198
np bby
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1124568
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>>169055
That is far too cute for me to want to have any sort of sexual relations with. Writing-wise, they're interesting, and I like the whole set up you have going on.
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>>169809
And some porn to make up for using up the image limit.
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>>169809
Many thanks.
My plan from the start was pretty much "Xenomorphs, but softer looking and super lewd", but they're definitely still bloodthirsty and/or rapetastic, and I still want them to have that terror that regular xenomorphs have. Even wanted them to be into some form of vore [even though I'm not really fond of it], but I didn't write it down in the pastebin because it's kinda public, lel.

I do plan on adding some details and such to the design, as well as coming up with their battle armor later, thinking of doing something predator-esque for that.

You got any ideas or recommendations for what I should add?
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>>169882
Nothing that I can recommend that you probably aren't working towards yourself. Seeing this race in different poses, with different expressions, may help them look less cuddly and cute. And their armor could be spikey or even kind of trashy - for some reason I imagine the circuitry of a computer exploding and being welded into a crude series of gauntlets and other arm protection (they seem to kind of lean forward, so I imagine protecting fast-moving arms would be just as good as protecting the head or chest). Might be hard to make them look scary just on that, but intimidating pose, spikes and teeth can help with that.
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Thanks for all these xenos thread guys, really like them
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>>169960
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>>169971
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>>158640
Sweet jesus his pelvis is broken. Those things are about 4 tonnes.
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>>169206
Holy shit now that is what I call kinky!
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>>170156
Well, her knees are on the ground so she doesn't have to bring her full weight down on him.
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>>169240
It's okay if it's written in codex.
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>you will never have your ship invaded by bloodthirsty aliens
>you will never live in fear of the monsters that killed your family
>you will never become an alien sex slave
>you will never spread your seed among hundreds of alien clans
why live
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>>170722

>they'll never bring you back to their hidden station
>you'll never mercilessly insult and mock their appearance and sexual skills even as they fuck you
>hordes of ayyliens will never flock to the station, hoping to the break the famous and supposedly unbreakable human

I don't know why but I've had this particular scenario stuck in my head for weeks now. I love the fantasy of being some non humans sex slave but I want there to be some resistance and struggle. Just bending over for them from the start is no fun. Make them work their slaves!

That's just me though.
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>>169363
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>>170825
Please take the time to thoroughly read through this post >>169298 and then do the the thread a favor and fuck off, thanks.
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>>170722
Fine, let's greentext fantasies then.

>ship gets captured by aliens
>turns out human semen, in large enough doses, is nutritious enough that most aliens use humans as a living food source
>tie you naked to a wall
>pump you full of drugs that make you constantly hard and horny so that even the four-armed alien's vaguely feminine curves seem attractive
>they will occasionally come by to suck you off for something to eat, drugs mean you'll cum buckets with only a little prompting
>some treat it as matter of fact, others know how much it teases you and like to force you to wait, a few others find the idea exciting and come for more meals than others
>eventually an alien equivalent of a hippie comes to free you, planning to set you free somewhere because humanizu shrros mrokapl
>as soon as she gets you free you start ripping her clothes off, the drugs making you lustful and you hadn't had proper sex in weeks
>eventually you bend her up against the wall, find you what you hope is her mating slit, and then start pumping your hips as hard as you can
>she begins letting out loud trilling sounds and you stop, thinking it's an alarm
>she grabs your hips with those lower arms and starts forcing you to thrust again
>the drugs make it so that you keep cumming inside, you manage five times before she has what you assume is her first by her trilling
>after you've exhausted yourself for once she suddenly picks you up and locks you back up in the wall
>gives you what is probably a lascivious gaze
>unlocks you every other night and takes you to her quarters for more fun
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>>171001

breddy gud

I migth post one myself later.
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>>171001
I DEMAND MOAR
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>>171001
>four arms
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>>168992
>that second one
>when they're fighting for dominance

the first one made me really hungry for some reason
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>>171071
That is a tragically uncreative use of four arms.
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>>167897
I do. or at least I have A paywalled package. Dunno if its the most recent since apparently TEQA pulled a runner and disappeared with commission money.
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>>171442
I guess it "worth" whatever I paid for it? I dont remember how much but it wasnt a lot.

But frankly this "Exclusives" folder is really the only one worth anything.
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>>171446
final in that sequence of images.
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>>171442
>>171446
>>171448
Thread needs more Quarians
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>>171490
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>>171491
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>>171493
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>>171490
>>171491
Alternatively, go take your painted humans and go post them in the thread for tali. Im sure they wont mind.
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>>171495
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>>171496
>Bitches about humanoid aliens, doesn't post any images

What's the point?
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>>171503
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>>171506
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>>167897
The problem with how cheap it looks. You can have some slight oddity to the whole thing, while keeping the face incredibly anthropomorphic and attractive as well.
Take this as an example .
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>>171511
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>>171514
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>>171503
The point is that there's already a thread up exclusively for Tali and you're posting her here instead for some dumb reason.
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>>171515
Because she's an alien and honestly I haven't looked through the catalog for a few days because of shit tier threads.
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>>171532
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>>171538
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>>168992
any more? fantastic!
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>>171532
>Because she's an alien
Barely.

>honestly I haven't looked through the catalog for a few days
You should do that more often. I'm sure this place is only about half as bad as you think it is.
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>>171553
am i into prehensile vaginas because i am subconsciously lazy about sex and want to just set there getting vag-fellated?
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>>171569
Maybe you are subconsciously a cheetah-man.
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>>171553
It's funny that you say

>barely

In regards to an actual alien when the picture you just posted is an anthropomorphic Graboid.
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>>166829
Consider me a pleb for enjoying that booty because GODDAMN I'd eat it like groceries!
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>>168068
That reminds me of this crossover.
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>>171553
>Barley
That's basically fur/scaly shit you just posted.

>honestly I haven't looked through the catalog for a few days
It's about as bad as /d/ on a good day.
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>>171661
I don't give two shits about the literal definition of what is/isn't alien, all I care about is how alien the subject looks. Quarians are seriously just purple humans sans a few fingers and toes. That is not what I'd call alien. Like honestly how boring can you be?

>>171727
>That's basically fur/scaly shit you just posted.
Yeah, and what about it? Lots of good aliens have fur/scales/animalistic qualities, so what?
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>>171661
>is an anthropomorphic Graboid.
That's also wrong. Source says its a spices called the Dikan. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheTenk/184091/Invitation

Get your facts straight, kiddo :^)
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>>171754
>Not what I'd call alien
Nobody gives a shit about your opinion. An alien is an alien. It's bullshit like this that constantly ruins these threads for everyone who wants to just enjoy some sexy aliens.
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>>171786
Whatever. Say that shit doesn't look exactly like a somewhat modified graboid.
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>>171868
>It's bullshit like this that constantly ruins these threads for everyone who wants to just enjoy some sexy aliens.
I don't see how that's the case. It's encouraging discussion and image sharing. What's the problem? Other than your hilariously shit taste, of course.
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>>171901
You almost had a valid point until you finished by insulting another's taste like a shitposter. The only shit taste here is people who think they can throw their stupid ass opinions around and try to police what is or isn't "alien enough" like some kind of autism police.
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>>171754
Who gives a shit about your opinion? They are considered aliens by a lot more people then yourself.
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>>172135
>Who gives a shit about your opinion?
You apparently considering you still bothered to get pissy and reply 3 hours after the discussion had ended.
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>>170753
I like the idea, it's very kinky

>>171001
Well, I'm hard now
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>>172152
Well you are pretty fast to reply if the discussion ended 3 hours ago. Even if there is nothing to imply it is over, unless you admitted you are wrong.
Because even if it doesn't look like an alien, quarians are literally another race from another galaxy, pretty hard to not call them aliens in a classical sense.
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>>172323
Yes they are aliens - As in, a being that comes from another place

No they are not alien - As in, something that looks or is unfamiliar, disturbing or distasteful

There is no right or wrong for either side of the discussion, it's just a matter of which definition of alien you believe is more relevant/important.
Given that pornography is a visual medium, I personally choose to believe that it's much more logical to prioritize the definition of alien that relates to visual characteristics, not their location of origin.

But to each their own and wotnot.
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>>171511

I'd give her plenty of genetic samples, hurhurhur.
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>>171053
>over the many, many nights you spend together, a routine forms between you two despite lack of proper communication
>before she unlocks you, she sucks you off enough so that you can wait until her quarters
>the tongues of her species are similar to a humans, except a little larger and more dexterous
>when they feed on your semen, they form a tube with their tongue and slide your dick inside of their mouth that way, and normally they just apply enough pressure for a few seconds to get one feeding
>your girl knows she needs to get you to cum multiple times before your ready, so she takes her time with you
>her dexterous tongue massages and squeezes every inch of your shaft, almost like a human pussy, only there's also a sucking pressure
>she makes you helplessly orgasm time after time before she's exhausted you enough that she'll let you down
>she wears a loose robe when she comes to visit you that she likes to open, letting you admire her form
>you used to think that she rubbed her chest to show off her small mammary glands, but it turns out that's also where the stomach is - reminding you she's full of your semen
>not long after that you're dragged off to her quarters and thrown onto a series of blankets they use as a bed - they seem to normally wrap it around themselves when they sleep, which is very comfortable for after-sex cuddling
>there's no real foreplay - both of you are too sexually charged for that
>the decision of who's in charge tonight is decided by who manages to grab the other first and wrest control
>most of the time you think she lets you win, enjoying being taken by this humanizu male and his many orgasms
>sometimes it's missionary position, where she's crooning something in an alien garble why rubbing your shoulders with one pair of arms and massaging her breasts with the other
>usually she likes it doggystyle like your first time together, keeping one pair of arms about your hips so you don't waste a drop

[cont]
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>>158618
I don't understand how I'm turned on by it either.
I just accept it.
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>>173204
>when she's in charge, things are different
>her mating slit is disappointingly similar to a human females - despite the fact that her clit is actually a tiny tentacle that will cutely wrap around your base when she orgasms
>what really makes her species special is the complete control they have over their hips - thrusting, rotating, shifting side to side without any loss of balance
>so when she rides you cowgirl style, she's bouncing up and down on your dick in a million different ways from a hundred different angles, twisting around it and rubbing against it this way and that in a continuous blur of sensation
>she doesn't have to slow down or stop to change her position during any of this, and even uses her hands to rub her body in a lewd display of self-pleasure, trilling her happiness with her mate
>there's no point in stopping when you orgasm, so you'll be forced from one to another without pause by the constant pleasure around your shaft, your seed leaking out of her
>despite being a little shorter than you, with all four arms she can lift up your entire body with ease
>the two upper arms grip your sides below your armpits, giving you enough freedom to helplessly wrap your arms around her as she nuzzles against your neck and says alien dirty talk while appreciating your moans
>the other pair just grab your hanging hips and start pulling them against her mating slit as fast as she can
>when she orgasms, you can feel her arms quiver and she holds you in close, letting her tentacle wrap around your shaft to help hold you against her
>she can usually handle three times before she's too exhausted for more
>if she's worried about you getting caught, she'll lock you back up again with a last lewd cleaning routine
>on good days she curls the blankets around you both and cuddles with you, warbling and admiring your alien form
>this is the only point where she lets you feel her breasts, which it turns out are far too sensitive to play with during sex
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>>171001
>>173204
>>173238
Unf. Good stuff, anon. Don't forget to stick that shit in the titanpad.
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>>172402
Well, really Quarians would look pretty alien under the masks. they've got some kind of nose-type structure and two eyes, but their heads are longer and they don't have ears.
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>>171727
>That's basically fur/scaly shit you just posted

so what? do you have any idea even why that rule exists?

furry porn itself is no worse that 2/3 of the stuff on this board.

The reason it's banned is because of the ridiculous amount of autists that it attracts.
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>>173385
Thanks for the compliment, but do you think it's really good enough to be memorialized?
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>>173584
>but do you think it's really good enough to be memorialized?
Absolutely man! Go for it!
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>>171196
>not having a waifu who tastes like a desert bar
>>171549
'sall i got for now
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post gay and/or futa greentext
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>>172323
>Mfw, the only type of Xenos worth deserting for.
Post moar.
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>>173918
>Pushing us over bump limit with warhammer meemshit

40k fans, ladies and gentlemen! Literally the worst!
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Next thread, just gotta make sure to avoid anything that could get the thread deleted in the OP.

Also, need fucking turian twink guy to get his ass in here.
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>>173964
Yeah, he really needs to come back. Anyone wanna place bets on wheather he will actually deliver and when? I place my money on sunday night.
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>>171071
>titan
i have no problems with this
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>>173975
Turians are hedious,
>Only good Xenos are Quarians.
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>>162902
>>163881
I just pretend they look like Zoidberg under those things.
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>>169361
Man, those guys look fucking awesome.
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>>171071
I want Hive porn! Well, good Hive porn
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>>173975
Why is there comparatively less porn where the woman is human and her partner is alien?
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>>174156
the next two stories i'm working on involve female human with male aliens, however one of them is samus getting cum inflated by a group of space pirates and the other involves a chick getting impregnated with a predalien-esuqe stomach burster. If you don't mind waiting until Christmas or something, i can tackle a story idea if you want.
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>>174090
>turians
>hedious
Do they give good 'hed'?
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Any more lewd stories?
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>>174535
I was planning on doing something with the discount xenomorph I sketched a few days ago, I'm a bit busy with school work at the moment.
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>>174561
cool, have a tumblr or anything that i could find your posts at if this thread 404's?
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>>174573
I did post one of my pages around in this thread, but here it is again just in case
http://komissar-bav.tumblr.com/
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>>166079
>you will never brush its teeth
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>>167102
is that thing eating him or eating his dick?
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>>173550
>Being this upset over furshit

There's other websites you can go to for your furshit fix.
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>>162902
>oink!

Oh my goy
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>>160176
I have no idea what I'm looking at, but I am aroused.
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>>168323
at least 50% is due to people flipping thier shit OVER furries. not just furries themselves.
furries arent any worse than steven universe fanbase, pokemon fans or bronies and theyre allowed on this site in one way or another.

mods need to just do thier god damn jobs right and delete furry shit when it becomes a problem. not have some retarded site wide ban on something as broad as a character design type.
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>>174866
What's even funnier is the furry fandom came from this stuff. People who went to scifi cons started the fandom due to old pulp scifi novels using anthro animals has aliens and usually had them depicted has sexy. Cartoons and comics stuff was added in with how much they used and still use anthropomorphic animals. The internet helped it spread more. Hell, back then it had a larger focus on humans interacting with animal people and less on the OC/fursona shit.
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>>174873
this desu senpai
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New thread:

>>175997
>>175997
>>175997
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>>173938
Hey don't lump us all in with the fucktards who post that stupid heresy bullshit, wasting image posts with stupid ass memes from /tg.

Some of us like the xeno races more than the stupidity that is humanity in that setting. Me? I'm all about the Eldar all four types.
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