Xeno Thread

Someone should add the c-sec human/turian smut in the Docs if it isn't there already.
Also, I wonder how similar a Yautja and a Sangheili blowjob would feel like.

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>>1548191
>Pictured: Aliens before earth

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>>1548646
>Pictured: Aliens on Earth

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>>1548647
>Pictured: Aliens after Earth

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>>1548191
>Don't get a blowjob from a Yautja
Pffft!
I'll do what I want!

>>1548648
i think something's wrong with the moon...

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>>1548685
I got your moon right here!
See the craters?

>>1548646
>>1548647
>>1548648

Source?

>>1548707
Dingoringo30.
http://dingoringo30.tumblr.com/

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>>1548707
Thanks.

Also the _raw images are huge

>>1548647
>>1548721
>pregnant xenos
All my yes.

Logically unsound, but still...

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>>1548738
>Logically unsound
Get that shit outta here.

>>1548744
>not being super anal about implausible xenobiology
C'mon, man.

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>>1548906
No.

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>>1548698
There really should be more Halo related art of non-sangheili species

>>1548926
I hate how every 3D Halo porn uses the retarded 343i Sangheili models

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>you will never cuddle with Neytiri in her hammock

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For the anon from the previous thread asking what book.

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>>1549750

>>1550072
Hammocks are shit everything when there's more than one person

>>1550072
>>1550219
I suppose that's why you see a family sleeping on the platform under Neytiri, they want to be close but can't all lay in a hammock

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>>1549088
There's still some 3D porn using earlier models (either directly or as their basis), but those porn forges generally dried up by ~2012 / 2013 when the later Halo games were released.

>>1550379

Shit, it's been a while since I saw something by Black Jackal. If I'm not mistaken, the guy literally died.

>>1550379
Where are her nips?

>>1549982

I remember having that book as a kid... Was one of my very favorites. Still looking to get a new copy...

>>1551055
creatures with those kinds of mouths can't even use nips.

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>>1550394
Very possible: I don't think he's updated anything since '09. Not even favorites or likes.

It sucks that tumblr's search engine is such shit as the site's old enough that if the original blogs are still around there might be a few models hidden in its depths. Checking FA Blackjackal's the only person to have modeled Sanheili women before 343i started cranking stuff out, and while there's probably some (doubtfully animated) 3d porn on Tumblr the fact that you'd need to search "Sangheili" and then manually scroll through seven years of tag posts to get to older stuff kills any motivation.

>>1551055
Enjoy your animated 343i Sangheili nipple-tits.

>>1551271
god I fucking hate these models

>>1549982
I'm the one who was posting the pictures from it in the last thread. Its a aneat book. Got it when I came across it on eBay while doing my semi annual eBay search for a cheap copy of Barlowes Inferno, bought on a whim, dig it.

>>1551379
>Barlowe's Inferno

That book's ridiculously rare.

>>1548659
It's like getting a blowjob and fucking a pussy at the same time.

>>1551394
Yeah I know. Easy to find but not for under $100. One day I will spot one go up for auction.

that turian on the cover of the new mass effect comic is very fuckable.

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>>1551418
That sounds perfect.

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>>1548207
https://e621.net/post/show/95655/alien-alien_-franchise-anus-bent_over-breasts-cara
the translation is pretty funny

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>>1551895
You could at least post that cover.

>>1553034
It's probably going to get deleted for being non-porn.
Look up Mass Effect: Discovery.

I don't know why. but Predators just aren't sexy to me, whereas Xenomorphs are. I guess their faces just look too goofy to be considered attractive.

>>1548303
This?
Did he do more?

https://pastebin.com/FHNVLMpX

>>1553510
Before I bother opening this and erading through it:
Is it gay?

>>1553520
No

>>1553520
No, but it is relatively poorly written

>born too early to find alien qts
If I kill myself can I reroll my life?

>>1553916
Cryogenic freezing might only be a couple years away, anon

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>>1553433
I can acknowledge that predators are pretty standard xenos. Besides their faces (and skin coloration), they're very human-looking.

But they still work very well for me, since they combine several fetishes I have.

Aliens.
Tall women.
Amazons.
That's just insanely arousing.

>>1548744
Got any more of her?

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This Story was lovingly taken from Strange Relations by Phillip Jose Framer
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Hey guys, what do you think of breasts on Xenos? How should it be handle?

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>>1559218

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>>1559220
The biologist in me is incredibly annoyed by the anatomical unlikeliness of breasts on aliens.

That being said, I can fap to aliens witth or without tits so long as it's hot and the art is good.

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>>1559285
Do you think it could be done right?

>>1558775
That was disappointing, disgusting, sad and terrifying all at the same time.

>>1559220
Depends of the xeno really. Tits on turians triggers my autism for example

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>>1559220
Generally, I'm totally into it. But that's just because I'm a guy who likes tits.

It's particularly nice if the xeno in question actually works like a mammal, though, and they're not just slapped on for sex appeal.

>>1559287
>>1559286
I fucking love these elite/brute amazons with ODST niggas that are essentially mute

>aight

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Does anyone have that image of the invertebrate caterpillar looking xeno sex add looking for kinky fun with bipedal vertebrata?

So, thought I'd show something to the xenofucker's club. New Star Wars promo had a split second flash of two aliens I want porn of.

https://youtu.be/ye6GCY_vqYk?t=2m6s

Insectoid gentleman seems to be a real ladies man, and the pale, mouthless lady has serious waifu potential.

Overly-obsessive fans and EU writers, please give their races a name so we can make an entire genre of porn art.

>>>1560337
Messed up embedding, they're at 2:06

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>>1560339
Here's the bug alien

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>>1560337
>>1560339
>>1560351
Here's your new waifu

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>>1559220
I don't mind them as long as there is reason why they are here and they don't look off with the rest of the alien design.Like >>1559644
said for example. Turians with tits just don't work for me. They are species almost whole covered in semi-stiff shell, try put two soft balls on their chest without making it looks wierd.

>>1560337
>>1560353
>mouthless

I think I see an upper lip complete with lipstick.

>>1559220
I'm with >>1560363 when it comes to breasts. If it looks like they're stuck on to give it human sex appeal, then I hate them. My issue is that 99% of alien art has human genitalia despite being radically different from us. It's a lazy cop out in my opinion and it detracts from the xenophilic allure.

>>1560337
>>1560353
Nice. She's pretty cute.

I hope we get to see more than a glimpse of her in the movie.

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>>1559958

>>1560363

I agree

Aliens absolutely could have tits. There's nothing stopping mammalian like traits from evolving somewhere at some point. In the end, they're very useful.

Furthermore, the prevalence of convergent evolution in the history life here on earth makes chances of similar traits evolving elsewhere not that astronomical. For example there are non-mammalian creatures that produce kind of 'milk' for their offspring - google it.

Alien 'tits' don't even have to look like human tits. Though external glands would probably be more easy to sexualize than say internal glands whose secretions are expelled via regurgitation. Which is probably what Turians would do if they could lactate - she'd vomit in your mouth, except it wouldn't taste like vomit.

>>1549750
If you're the same anon who linked me that GB sized folder of Neytiri a month or two ago, did you literally go through the entire movie and screenshot almost every second Neytiri was on screen? Like holy shit dude.

>>1548191

Legit science question;

Say a species became a purely space faring race but their ships were at the technological level of the earth's older space programs (as in zero gravity and all those other complications). How would they evolve the ability to reproduce in these conditions if they initially had similar reproductive systems to humans? I heard it'd make human sex extremely difficult/complicated.

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>>1560803
I have a sizeable Neytiri folder, yes. However I did not compile the original folder, I found it on a now defunct avatar forum. This album is not complete and I know of some frames that have been left out.
I have added two folders to the original collection, one for lewds and one for artwork/misc stuff since I had that since before and it compliments the screenshots.
I've been thinking of adding in the missing scenes, but I haven't really gotten around to it yet.

>>1560879
>That name
James Cameron shouldn't let his cat walk across his keyboard like that.

>>1560831
It's a question of if they'd evolve that ability at all really. It might be something completely impossible to do with their current biology and if they're already in space traveling around, they're going to die out. Evolution doesn't have foresight. Nothing guarantees that a species will evolve a solution to a problem.

But if it's something that's only difficult, and let's assume they're on a huge ship with a sizable population, maybe dicks will become longer and thinner in order to get sperm up farther? Less need to travel means less chances for mistakes.

>>1560831
>I heard it'd make human sex extremely difficult/complicated
I read an article some time ago that sex in space should actually be a lot of fun.

Then again, as far as I can tell, all you have to do is hold on to each other and then things should be fine. Although I guess bumping into things would be annoying.

But I would guess that the species in question would evolve very agile frames. Long arms/legs/fingers, flexible bodies, etc., which would make it less awkward to stick together in zero gravity.

>>1559220
I mean, I fucking love breasts to an unhealthy degree. So I'd actually prefer more breast variations rather the "something instead of breasts." if that makes sense.
There aren't many artists that goes crazy to make breasts "alien" rather then to just remove them.

Elite mouths doesn't make sense for nipples? Just draw crazier nipples until it works, then! We got no canon female models for Elites, go crazy artists! You can do whatever you want. As long as it's breasts I'll be happy.

>>1559220
Depends on the xeno itself really. If it's a dangerous, primal hunter like the xenomorph, then tits are a definite no-no. The idea of it chasing you through the darkened halls of a derelict while two globs of fat dangle from it's chest just ruins it for me.

But if it's more a civilized and intelligent xeno, breasts start to have a place. Not huge ones, bimbo xenos of any kind sort of turn me off, but small, restrained. They'll give them another angle of pleasure, something else to play with during intercourse.

>>1560363
This, definitely this. As with anything in life, a xeno should have a consistent design. Slapping on tits just so you can slap them is wrong, from both a sexual and design angle.

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>>1561868
>Referencing Warhammer in a xeno thread
I wish I had money to buy you Reddit gold, good sir!

>>1548648
Those basTARDS CRASHED THE MOON INTO THE EARTH!!!
THOSE COCK-HUNGRY MANIACS BLEW IT UP, THEY BLEW IT ALL UP, AUUUUGH!!!

>>1548906
>>1548738
A-aliens breeding with humans? Absurd! Poppycock!
> Yes, yes, they know about the indigo kids, shut it down,

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Give her some privacy, anon.

>>1559220
I like it but then again, I like tits in general. I think the more human like the design already is, like the twi'liks or Tyr'ahnee, the easier it is to accept they have tits and the farther away from human-like they are, the more you should avoid it.
If you're already starting out with "This alien is supposed to look conventionally attractive to humans despite being an alien" then you might as well have them.

>>1561868
Thanks we really needed that three decades old joke

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Submissive Tyr'ahnee sketch

Ximema around?

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>>1561079
>James Cameron shouldn't let his cat walk across his keyboard like that.

It actually means "Neytiri, daughter of the matriarch* Mo'at"
*na'vi call their shamans/priestesses matriarchs

>>1561982
>Give her some privacy
But I do so love the view!

Although since she's a predator, maybe peeking really is a bad idea.

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>>1548646

>>1560353
You can easily know that they wanted to make her look cute because they give her big human eyes instead of black bug ones like the male has.

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>Neytiri will never hold you close to her large warm blue body

>>1561217
The theory is that you need something to brace against, otherwise your momentum is just going to make you bounce away from each other. Concept artists designed this tube like bed for two people to sleep in and be intimate for microgravity cruise liners. I'd show a pic, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

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Doing requests again.

There's going to be slight pause before the art comes out tho, so don't panic when the first image doesn't show up in
2 hours. I'm putting this up so I can pool the requests first.

Same rules:
No copyrighted characters.

>>1563210
>tfw have a size difference fetish
That scene was cute but also arousing.

>>1563230
Amphibian-like alien girl with very stretchable, transparent cheeks cheaking out how much human cum can she hold in her mouth.

>>1562098
i'm here

>>1563230
How's the game doing?

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I'm not into guys, but this is different, right? Right?

>wake up
>no turian gf
life is pain
how do you anons keep going

>>1563503
Excessive amounts of masturbation.

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>>1563444

>>1563464
yes, it is different.

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>>1563464

Sure it's different, but it's still gay.

>>1563503
>wake up
>no turian cock to enjoy

>>1563619
xeno gay doesn't translate to irl for me. it's just a fetish, i guess.

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>>1563503
>wake up
>see this
what do?

>>1563629
wake up again

My favorite xeno kink is the idea of cute alien girls fantasizing about doing nasty things with human males, such as affectionate sex with cuddling and petting and impregnation and stuff. I know it's neither rare nor original but it's nice to me either way.

>>1563629
embrace her from behind.

>>1563230

Inhuman xeno sleeping on a human's shoulder on a park bench/couch/back seat of car etc. I especially like your less human xenos, but if you decide to do this I'd be happy with anything.

>>1563629
Get on my knees and thank whatever deity exists that it happened.

>>1564097
Same here.

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1/5

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3/5

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4/5

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5/5

>>1563230
A human man trying and failing to have sex with an incorporeal eldritch alien that has one eye, two arms and a wispy tail

>>1563230
Astronaut in orange suit and a orange female xeno doing a mating display

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>>1564364

>>1563230
A chubby mind flayer milf, hugging her human boyfriend.

>>1563230
A male human and a female alien looking confused and trying to figure out how to have sex with radically different sexual organs.

>>1564609
>>1563230
please do this. its sounds funny as fuck.

>>1564364
>>1564367
cute bug

>>1563230
Chitinous girl with pronounced or exaggerated body segmentation (head, thorax, abdomen, etc) and bird-like legs and soft heterodactyl grippers jerking a guy off with hands and/or feet

also seconding >>1563300

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>>1565648

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Ah I see the turian poster has been through here

>>1566568
wasn't me this time.

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>>1566568
it was me

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Would you a Vortigaunt?

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sauce on these

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>>1568737
2/3

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>>1568739
3/3

the artist is dark-young but I can't find more on his fur affinity account

>>1568103
Probably. As long as he;she agrees to use lotion to make their skin soft like it looks on the newer randers.

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Wonder if anyone else felt the same about the Chimera Ants arc

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>>1568103
No sir I don't like it.

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Neytiri is for ______!

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Turposting

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>>1571205
I want to see more Jake aswell.

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>>1571247
some Neytiri and Jake then

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cute couple, I have to assume Jake went balls deep in Neytiri every day once they got reunited

>>1571243
>>1571247
>>1571252
>>1571255
>>1571257
What with that flatass loincloth? If you have to post gay shit, at least gve us a nice package.

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>>1571205
pumping full of human cum

anybody have that 'cut vetra sex noise' vid saved? it was removed from youtube.

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>>1572110
>vetra's sex scene was cut

Fuck you for reminding me how astoundingly bad that game was.

>>1572193
so bad it pretty much canned anything else being made for ME forever

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>>1572196
>forever
No way. Mass effect is way too valuable of a cash cow to be thrown away forever. There definitely won't be a new ME game for a long time, EA needs to recover their losses, but the series is far too valuable to just bin over one bad game.

>>1572203
sorry
>all future ME:A stuff has been canned forever because how bad it was and poorly it did
it was supposed to be a new series for ME universe after all

>>1572203
It pains me that my turian waifu is forever stuck in such a shitty game

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>>1572210
Or right, sorry. I didn't realize that you were talking specifically about mea content. Yeah It's really a shame. They fucked up out of the gate and the whole planned series has to be binned. Honestly I'd be fine with a sequel if they could just fucking do it right next time.

>>1572220
I'm more annoyed that they didn't even bother to show us what she (or any turian for that matter) looks like under her armor. It's pretty fucking inexcusable, god damn Jall got nude scenes, this is some bull shit.

>>1572251
it toke them until the 3rd game before they even showed us a single turian female

>>1572260
Which was kinda ironic since the only xenos that you'd logically never see any females of, except for on the rarest of occasions, were the krogans.

>>1572251
Jaal and his race will always look like a rip-off of that one Star Wars race to me.
Fucking EA.

>>1572193
To be fair, considering their animation problems, I'm not surprised they cut the sex scene.

If there's any DLC, maybe they'll make it.

Supposedly the game's the second best selling ME game, it's just that Bioware fucking sucks at building up new studios.

Just watched Valerian. A few interesting xenos, mainly some skinny lithe albino ones and a shapeshifting jellyfish played by Rihanna.

>>1572289
There won't be single player DLCs anymore.
And from what I've read it actually sold less than Mass Effect 3. Or 2. Don't remember.

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>>1572289
>Supposedly the game's the second best selling ME game
I can believe that if most of the sales were when the game just released, before people had time to review it.

ME1-3 left one hell of a legacy, so I can easily believe people expected good things from Andromeda at first.

>>1572442
>And from what I've read it actually sold less than Mass Effect 3. Or 2. Don't remember.
It beat 2, but fell short of 3.

>>1572459
Are there any sources? Because so far I'm just stuck with "I read it somewhere"

>>1572559
NPD's data tracking:
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-04-20-nintendo-switch-drives-march-games-sales-to-usd1-36b-in-us-npd
>While Nintendo and Ghost Recon each had big impacts, it's important to recognize the contributions of Mass Effect and Horizon Zero Dawn, which helped the industry reverse 9 consecutive months of year-on-year declines since May 2016. Indeed, Mass Effect: Andromeda, although maligned by some crtics, was the third best-selling title during the month and actually enjoyed the second best launch in the popular franchise (behind Mass Effect 3).

>>1572600
Neat.

>>1572600
This is why developers and publishers keep getting away with ever increasing levels of bullshit. Normies never punishing them for their mistakes.

>>1573161
They just buy the newest shit simply because it's new and move on when the next newest thing comes out. I doubt these people even finish the majority of the games they buy unless it's some really short campaign like most of the modern multiplayer shooters have.

>>1573168
Call of Duty probably has the shortest shooter campaigns out there and people still don't finish them

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Can someone dumb some xenomorph?
[spoiler]I don't want too much lewd though keep it sfw mostly[/spoiler]
[spoiler]thanks to that /v/ fag who sent me here[/spoiler]

>>1573225
Aw shit, I couldn't remember if spoilers worked on red boards, guess i know now.

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>>1571976
Jake probably took care of that

>we will see MILFtiri in our lifetimes
best timeline

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>>1573225
>>1573228
I'm the fag that sent you here. We're horrible degenerates but nice I guess. I might as well dump since I'm here.

>>1573242
dump the best you got senpai

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>>1573250
I'll try to keep it tame

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read the filename

>>1570088
sauce?

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>>1573295

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Didn't mean to reply to myself

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>>1573299

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It keeps happening

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That's just under half my folder but I'm going to stop here because I need sleep. If you want some more I can post tomorrow I guess.

>>1573306
Shoulda posted more ass desu but alright i'll try to come back tomorrow

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>>1573317
Well ok here's one more before I go

>>1573320
smdh

>>1573300
i'm not totally into xenomorphs, but this is my fav pic.

>>1572193
not into thin women but damn with turians it just works.

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>>1572193
Is this romance even worth the game?

>>1574383
If you can get on PC for $30 or less, it's an alright deal. The mod scene has fixed tons of dumb time wasting things in the game:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=241516845&postcount=11004

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>>1574416
>neogaf

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Anyone has full picture? I can't find it.

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>>1574383
I'm gonna say yes. Honestly as mediocre as the game is, I find myself struggling to completely hate it. The combat is fun and if you pretend the game released in 2010 you can mostly ignore the clunkieness of it all.

I pirated the game (including the 1.05 patch) only so I could enjoy the novelty of romancing Vetra and I can't say I regret it. Her route is a bit lackluster I think it was only like 2 full cut-scenes and then some dialog at certain parts in the game, but It's better than the nothing they just as easily could have given us. Also the emails she sends you are really cute.

But yeah, definitely make sure you download the mods that >>1574416 suggested. Unless you really like sudoku and watching the Tempst taking off and landing.

>>1574441
NeoGAF is mostly shit, but one things they do tend to have is people who'll make lists of mods to recommend to people.

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>>1574444

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Fucking typo

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I used to be so into Yautja but they have really gross skulls. I know, it's an odd thing to notice.

>>1572193
>Sex with best Xeno girl was cut
Fucking Bioware is infested with normies.

>>1574416
Or just pirate it. Pretty sure the latest update was cracked.

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Any of y'all seen Valerian yet? They've got some pretty good qts.
Intro sequence alone had some promising creatures (around 12 diverse species), though I could only find pic related.

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Xenomorph dump 2: spooky boogaloo

>>1573321
You seriously have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that image

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I feel like this is someone's OC donutsteel

>>1575419
There's even guns from Mass Effect in it

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>>1575421
Didn't even notice that before

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Not really porn but I really dig this picture

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THICC

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IIRC the story behind this one was someone requested Samus to be drawn as a xeno and this is what came out

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I think I'll stop here

>>1572600
>>1573161
You people are reading that source wrong.
Notice how they say it had the second best launch of the franchise not that it sold the most?
Thats because it probably didn't have very good lifetime sales.
That and since more people download their games digitally instead of going out to a brick and mortar store it is way easier for newer games to beat the launch sales of previous games released when digital downloads weren't as popular.
The only reason ME:A didn't beat ME3 launch sales is because they stupidly released that demo.
Publishers always use misleading statistics when reporting on their game sales.

>>1575629
>a game that bombed in reviews and is only 4 months old didn't get more 'lifetime' sales than good games that have been purchasable for 5, 7 and 10 years now

Keen fucking deduction, Sherlock.

Hell, given the astonishingly bad state that the game released in, personally I'm completely astounded it was able to get better launch sales than 2 of the 3 other me games.

>>1575648
>Hell, given the astonishingly bad state that the game released in, personally I'm completely astounded it was able to get better launch sales than 2 of the 3 other me games.
There's literally no other options if you want a decent non-Star Wars space adventure game.

Also, CDKeys had preorders at nearly 50% off at one point, which is when I got my key.

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>>1568103
If I can put a paper bag on the head to hide those down syndrome teeth.

>>1568737
>>1568739
>>1568742
sauce ???

>>1575466
>tfw no domme xenomorph gf
Also really getting turned on by the thought of her using facehuggers in some kinky way on you

>>1575801
Not him, but aside from the animation issues which are somewhat fixed now (right?) What else was really wrong with the game. I really enjoyed the combat system in it personally and I liked the open world a lot

>>1576138
There were really no other objective issues that don't plague 99% of other games on launch besides the animation glitches but even then I've had much worse playing games like new vegas than in andromeda. And as for story and stuff that's really subjective, I thought it was good but not great though them having to write themselves out of a corner I feel is the likely cause of the major story beats being not fantastic. As for companion story stuff only Liam I felt was an issue, that I couldn't say grow the fuck up to. Cora and peebee are similar but they do get better after their loyalty missions but those are super far into the game so your likely to spend 70% of gameplay time with weablue Cora. Most people compare the companions to OT ones but they had 3 games of development and most of andromedas get way more than any character in me1 and at least on par with characters introduced in 2 or 3.

Is the game a masterpiece? No.

It's a flawed game with peaks of good and valleys of mediocre.

>>1576138
>What else was really wrong with the game
It was slapped together in 18 months and REALLY feels like it, since there are a lot of pacing problems and one of the planets forces you to constantly go through an elevator to get from the open world and where your ship is.

>And as for story and stuff that's really subjective, I thought it was good but not great though them having to write themselves out of a corner I feel is the likely cause of the major story beats being not fantastic.
Some of it is from Casey Hudson writing the franchise into a corner, but most of it is due to the lack of time for revisions.

>>1576138
Writing. Just compare it to the older games, I have some pics of my own but I can't post them here. It seems very low quality and you can clearly see the team didn't have time to work with the game neither did they have any idea what the fuck they were doing at times.
And of course, you have to get past the pandering like that infamous tranny NPC and the female salarian who is a fucking dock worker.

>>1576728
How is a female salarian being a dock worker pandering? Considering all the shit that's gone down in andromeda and a lack of salarian government importance I would assume the political importance of salarian females would be reduced. It's kind of all hands on deck/do whatever you can to get by situation

oh no, Andromeda talk.

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>>1577157
But 90% of the salarian offsprings are still male. Females shouldn't be wasted on tasks like these when there are so many males available, they would stay protected for breeding, especially since the salarian population is obviously lower now, and because of this, they would also keep (at least some) of their political importance.
Combine this with dialogue such as the "asari prefer male pronouns" stuff and, well, you get the deal.

>>1563230
>slight pause
>7 days
>Thread is almost dead

I guess you might don't have time, but you could at least write something.

>>1575648
It got better launch sales for the reasons I outlined above.
Not because people liked it.

New thread >>1578802