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Last Thread: >>1504721
>>1542764
Bean bag tits.
>>1542779
>"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
>>1542764
tell me fellas, you like robot on robot or do you prefer human on robot for your imagination?
I want to fuck ED-E
>>1542821
Human on robot for the most part.
>>1542764
>milfbot
/toy/ is now related
>>1542821
why not both
>>1543294
Isn't this that trapbot?
>>1543442
No, that hot garbage is flat
>>1543444
What's it's name? Do you have pics from other angles?
>>1542768
I hate it when the preview looks really nice but the art is blurry crap...
>>1542764
>Milfbot
o yeh
>>1543706
that one seems more like a bimbo than a milf to me
>>1543877
Wrong thread buddy.
>>1544075
we'll be having this argument until the end of time, aren't we?
>>1542782
>MoMo fanart
What a time to be alive.
>>1542764
Are milfbots programmed to dispense milkies?
>>1544160
MILKYBRAPPS WITH CUNNYFEET
>>1544075
more dorothy
My oc cat robot Ny-4N
>>1544318
>>1544320
>>1544321
>>1544099
Lol that artist is one of my best onlie friends
>>1544323
>>1544326
>>1544318
Delicious booty.
>>1544327
THIIIIIIIICC
>>1543742
Question related to that picture: When does the doujin about the assaultron come out?
>>1544483
I haven't got a clue, the artist is working at their own pace it seems
>>1543637
You're gonna have to Google a line of figures called 'Polynian', trapbot's name is Shamrock. You'll find a bunch of r34 on Pixiv when you search ポリニアン
Anyway Pinkle here is the first in a spinoff line called 'Motoroid', which has more of my taste
>"robot" is just a metallic human with a tv head
>>1544588
>robot is just a human with nothing visibly mechanical whatsoever
2b from Nier is cute and all but I can never find myself calling her a 'bot anytime soon
>>1544588
What do you want then?? I for one love Blomkamp's aesthetic but you'll never ever see any mainstream artist pick that shit up
>>1544327
>>1544588
Idk if your referring to me or not but I also have this alt form that's alot more "robot" looking
>>1544879
>>1544588
Theres so much potential for robots but all the normies go 'muh boobs, go fuck a toaster'
>>1544588
>"robot" is just an emasculated metallic man
Robots are cool. What's the point of a robot being featured prominently in a movie if not for the rule of cool? C-3PO had digital immortality, a reflective coating, a much more resilient body, and immunity to many conditions that'd kill an organic. He should had been jumping from spaceship to spaceship, shooting meatbags while taunting them that uploading and backups make him immortal, and making the protagonists uneasy by commenting that he has no soul for Hell to burn.
>>1544948
You seem to forget that C-3P0 was designed to be a diplomat, not the hero of an action movie.
>>1544945
What's wrong with giving boobs to robots? They're aesthetically appealing and fun to play with.
>>1544948
The point is to have him be the butt of a bunch of jokes by having him act like a total wimp, without offending any group of people.
Basically he's a massive gaynigger from outer space, except that he's neither gay nor a nigger.
And you also get to dismember him for cartoony slapstick violence without it being shocking.
>>1545074
I dont like the whole 'built for sex' theme. I prefer robots to be initially oblivious of sex and discover it and adapt it to their body and needs.
>>1545303
I like the idea of robots acting in a capacity different than intended, either due to error or modification. Like Series 9 in KKnD, where the agricultural robots repurpose their tools for warfare. I think a setting about humanity hastily repurposing even it's sexbots for war would be awesome. Especially if the sexbots act like their intended function on account of being badly patched instead of having a new OS replace the old. You'd have guns, sex, and a good excuse why they are together.
>Not fucking all types of robot girls, humanoid, android, or otherwise
Plebs
>>1542812
kek
I remember this
>>1544881
Woo more art
>>1545923
smug cat
>>1545923
Gotta say u got a quality oc there man, if u think of getting anymore things drawn of here may I suggest a masturbation pic maybe?
Can robots have a fetish for humans, like their natural warm skin and touch?
>>1547349
Maybe
>>1547349
I read a story like that once. A human robot fetishist and a gynoid human fetishist meet and do bad shit to each others until they decide to get together.
>>1548508
Winner tops
contributing a thing
>>1550563
EXTRA THICK
>>1544075
Your image is less robotic looking than Haydee is, who is at least synthetic from waist upwards. There's no indication "Dorothy" is anything other than generic animu girl no 3030952349009 except a few lines around her legs.
>>1550655
>who is at least synthetic from waist upwards
The only synthetic body parts she has are her arms and her head which might as well just be a helmet.
>There's no indication "Dorothy" is anything other than generic animu girl no 3030952349009 except a few lines around her legs.
Doll joints nigga.
If human consciousness was able to be transferred to a machine body with no repercussions, would you do it? Would you choose a masculine or feminine body? How robotic would you be? Would you go for either one of sex organs or the full package?
>>1550803
1- Yes
2- Male body obviously
3- I would want to look like a apprentice Adeptus Mechanicus (30% obviously robotic parts + 70% flesh and most internal organs replaced)
4- Just a willy will do.
>>1550655
There's literally nothing stopping you from making your own thread for terribly designed cyborgs, I mean the people who wanted fat robots made their own thread. Either fuck off or shut the fuck up.
Found this for you guys
>>1551561
>when there is a new Assaultron pic
>>1549031
10/10
have some blame
>>1552315
>>1552318
have some more
>>1552322
does cibo belong here?
>>1551561
How is his cum spurting from between her tits when he's cumming inside of her?
>>1552337
That is a legitimate question
>>1542821
Both are fun, sometimes I like to imaging having a super modular robot body, try out being a mecha, an aeromorph, male, female, futa whatever
>>1544651
I'd qualify her more as an android, wish she had more clang to her
>robot has a anime face/anime anatomy
please go. fucking tv heads are better than this shit, this is a western board
>>1552456
Have a (You), friend.
>>1552465
>>1552469
>ywn be a sex robot that exists solely to pleasure cocks
Cut my life into pieces
>>1550962
The people who want to post humans also have the rest of the site to post on, go do it there you fucking faggot.
>>1552838
which is where haydee belongs because xe is a human and not a robot.
>It's another "faggots argue about what is and isn't robot and use shitty bias opinions for it" episode
This shit needs to stop. If it's fully robotic, then it should be allowed. Really, the only thing that shouldn't be allowed is Cyborgs.
Also true patricians will fuck any kind of A.I, be it a god damn toaster or a 2b.
>>1553371
>Really, the only thing that shouldn't be allowed is Cyborgs.
abloobloobloo ur just a sjw who hates haydee because you're a sjw!
>>1553430
I actually think... She's okay. Brown legs still trigger me, but that's because I'm a faggot that doesn't like natural skin.
But yeah, she doesn't belong in these threads, because she's actually not a robot.
>>1552326
I'm ok with her.
>>1553371
I would fuck a b1 battledroid.
>>1553525
Roger Roger
>>1543742
is this double deck?
>>1553553
unf
>>1553553
Not bad, but I would fuck the base form too.
>>1552326
Ehh, shes alright. I guess.
>>1552326
After she steals Sanakan's body, yeah.
bump
>>1543742
Damn, need more stuff like this.
>>1555783
>"B-but it looks human so it's not a robot!"
I don't like human-looking robots that much either faggot, but it's still a robot, so grow up.
So no brain buckets then?
Really there's nothing in the definition that specifies completely autonomous and/or independently self-aware. Cyborgs typically have robotic parts. A full-body cyborg of this type then is a robot in everything but name.
And it can go the other direction as well. Push come to shove, a robot doesn't even have to be mechanical at all.
>>1556081
>this is what fleshfags actually believe
If it can even remember being a human at some point in time, it's not a robot. I know I want something that was never human.
>>1556081
>a robot doesn't even have to be mechanical at all
>>1556081
>a robot doesn't even have to be mechanical at all
How do you guys think a human would be able to have sex with a robot?
Either it's (1.) just a robotized fuck doll, or (2.) a real autonomous robot, so sophisticated that it in itself is its sole purpose for existing, not to please some human sexually.
Now in the first case, I don't think it would be really interesting (except for sex) because it would probably not have a personality. The computation power needed for a brain of sufficient complexity, so that a human-like intelligence can arise is so high, that the most optimistic estimates for SUPER COMPUTERS to possess that power are pointing to the mid-2040s. Thus it would be more plausible to have a shallow personality inserted into the robot, for practicality.
In the second case, it would not be able to reproduce with biological lifeforms, so it would not have a need for a vagina or bosoms. It would furthermore not have a need for any kind of pleasure, except maybe for recharging its accumulators (which cannot be sexually provided by humans, so that fetish would be implausible again). It could have some kind of romantic attachments to humans, and could pleasure them sexually to convey its feelings, but it would not be able to feel any sexual arousal.
>>1556325
The same way a human could have sex with anything else, stupid. And who's to say that the sexual arousal process couldn't be replicated in a robot? If it's that advanced it stands to follow that such things could easily be replicated if it so chose to do so.
And what do you mean by accumulators anyway?
>>1556346
Like I said, a robot that is supposed to be an autonomous life form does not need sexual parts. Of course you can rub your penis against it until you climax, but that's not really sexual INTERCOURSE. Maybe I should have been more precise in my question.
>what are accumulators?
The rechargable version of batteries. They are strictly speaking not batteries, since those are one-time-use.
>>1556356
Again, you completely ignore the possibility that such a robot might want to experience sex directly. Are all such autonomous life forms in your mind so divorced from the drives and desires inherent to being alive?
Or are you just thinking too damn hard for your own good?
>>1556364
Well you got me there, I think we just have different ideals of robots.
>>1556381
And for the record, yours doesn't seem well suited for threads like this.
>>1556325
>>1556356
This is retarded. Sex is a huge part of human culture, and is also a key part of the social interaction process (especially with those who you share a deep emotional connection with). If there were a truly autonomous lifeform of artificial intelligence, it would be almost impossible for it to exist without some kind of desire/curiosity for sex. Which in turn necessitates the need for sexual organs and the ability to feel sexual pleasure. Otherwise you're just going to end up with a very sexually frustrated robot forever wondering why it was cursed to be excluded from one of the most important forms of interaction since the dawn of life. Poor thing.
>tfw ywn fuck your robofu in a crowded theater
>>1556256
>>1556209
>this is what haydee fags actually believe
>>1556081
>Robots that look Human
Allowed
>Humans that look Robot
Not allowed
This shouldn't be so difficult to understand.
>>1556122
>>1556691
Preferences vary. I have no problem with that. I didn't come here for skinjobs either. I'm just saying there's a point past which distinctions are academic.
>>1556209
>>1556256
>>1556552
Fun fact, the robots in R.U.R., the play the word robot as we know it originated from? Bioroids.
>>1542821
I'm going to go with neither. The actual mechanics of sex with robots isn't something I want too much detail on. My attraction to fembots is more of an aesthetic thing than something where I want to see them engaged so I can project myself on to the action.
>>1543017
Y'know, I always referred to ED-E as 'she'. Not sure why.
>>1556325
>it would probably not have a personality
This is actually pretty unlikely.
A big part of a person's appeal is not just their physical body but also their personality. Hell, I remember seeing clips from a documentary about a sex doll TODAY being programmed with a small number of personalities, which were used for vocal responses to stuff.
Although I can believe futuristic sex bots will have a very simplistic, cliche-ish personality. I don't think a personality as complex as that of an autonomous human being would be necessary for a robot fuckbuddy.
On the other hand, computer technology is advancing pretty fast, right? So in the distant future (2040 isn't exactly distant), who knows...
>>1544948
nah, its more fun seeing him be a hapless fop. Star Wars is all about balancing the deadly serious with the goofy. still, isn't there a protocol droid who actually did decide to be a godless murder machine? I thought there was a C-3PO bounty hunter.
>>1556209
I would assume a robot would mean a constructed object, capable of locomotion, programmed by humans.
it shouldn't matter what the machine is made out of. Personally, if I were buying an android, I would want its shell to be made of wood.
but, yeah, why not engineer a plant to grow into a human form, with locomotion, and everything, and just plug in a computer brain to control it?
>>1556325
first, Bosom is singular. you only get one.
secondly, a robot would feel pleasure for the same reasons that any mobile creature feels pleasure: to guide it toward choices that are in its best interest. why do humans eat fruit, and not dog shit? because it tastes good. also, fruit is good for you, so your brain is designed to feel pleasure when you eat it.
a sexual pleasure is more abstract, but if women can have orgasms, when they have no reproductive value, then so can robots. Women have orgasms for *social* reasons. a guy who can give women mind blowing orgasms has a leg up on the one pump chump.
you could design a robot to experience brain melting bliss when fucking humans simply because you want your robot to fuck humans.
>>1544588
you want to complain about boring designs? how about every jap bot looking like an evolved Medabot. Seriously, who would pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a robot that looks like a giant child's toy?
Can anyone tell me who the robot on 5 is?
>>1559170
looks like a genderswap of Malon, from Brigadoon.
>>1559170
>fucking Jameson pattern body
I kek'd.
>>1549031
My fuckin sides, anon! I love you man!
>>1557804
>I always refer to ED-E as 'she'. Not sure why.
When I first saw the name I pronounced it like Edie (Ee-Dee) and thought of it as feminine. Wasn't until the Lonesome Road DLC where I heard them pronounce it 'Ed-Dee'.
>>1559170
I like this scale better
>>1544075
Where should i go if i want pics about haydee and to discuss about her then?
Serious question
>>1556552
The thing i like the most about haydee is her robotic face actually
Although i like the juicy legs too
>>1555783
I want to talk about haydee too, but most of this guys don't
And they are right about it, she is a cyborg, not a robot
If you want to, i'll make a haydee thread, but it's because of people like that haydee fansare hated here
Anyone got that drawfags Curie etc stuff?
>>1542764
I feel this is needed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l9jwXbGXek
>>1560421
Not robots
>>1560089
/d/, /trash/ or just make a separate thread here on /aco/ specifically for haydee.
>>1560462
Looks like robots to me
>>1562110
it barely looks like a robot even with the doll joints
>>1562110
You faggots bitch about Haydee and then proceed to post shit like this. At least be consistent with what is and isn't a robot.
>>1562710
>n-no guys haydee is just as much a robot as the asfr stuff! you have to let me post!
>>1562886
Not sure what the point of that pic is. That's a skin mod, not her actual appearance.
But granted, Haydee is a cyborg, not a full-on robot.
>>1562977
not a mod, it's the source model.
>>1562977
I figure that she's a robot who just has fleshy, biosynthetic legs. Like the gekkos from metal gear, basically. As far as I know there's no definitive answer, but that's what I like to think.
Personally I don't think Haydee is a cyborg. A cyborg is a mechanically augmented person. But without the brain you don't have a person. If you put your head on a robot body you'd still be you. But if you put a robot head in place of your own on your body then it wouldn't be you anymore.
Haydee is a body horror robot. It's an automaton with dead woman flesh grafted onto it's structure. I think she belongs here as much as GladOS, but she is unusual and popular enough that she could take over the general and derail it's character. So I think Haydee should be acceptable but in moderation.
I was going to request some Praxagora porn but she's not as pretty as I remembered her.
>>1563592
That's a pretty nice idea, actually. Would make sense of the numerous (dead) perfect copies of Haydee you come across in the game.
However, on the game's Steam page she's described as "half-human, half-robot". And on the wikia, "a cybernetically modified/manufactured human female".
>>1563731
I think you're stepping a into a slightly different territory with that reasoning. A human body that has been augmented with robotic junk is a cyborg, even if the augmented parts are the head and brain. Yeah, what's left is going to be devoid of a human mind, but I still think it counts as a cyborg due to it still being a mix of human and robot.
>>1542821
>"Fuck her good chirp chirp" said genymede
>>1563957
way ahead of you then, i guess
>>1563731
Generally the term cyborg encompasses any sort of melding of flesh and machine regardless of if it's a brain in a box like Robocop, or the Strogg using dead humans to make new soldiers. Or say you could make a machine that uses meat muscles instead of nylon/carbon stuff.
Also the game description says she's a cyborg.
a buffet indeed
>>1564302
That's actually an r, not a t. Her name is Buffer. You're forgiven though because that font is retarded.
>>1563592
Is that fucking ss13
>>1550803
Yes, I would transfer, and I would pick a body with transformation ability, (Either to hide, or travel faster) probably feminine, but not overly girly, androgyny without inhumanity would be the choice.
Why not full package, just, no internal wombs.
>>1560397
PLS RESPOND
>>1564160
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1564273
From a design standpoint, AI life would likely wear some kind of outerwear outside of aesthetic reasons. Shoes would effectively reduce leg wear by deadening the impact of walking and so on. Gloves would be good for easing the uncanny valley in social situations, though it for utilitarian stuff it would be cheaper and easier to just make replaceable rubber fingertips. Weather protection is obvious, as is temperature control. (my sweater is water-cooled)
A body for working in harsh environments would still need a space suit to seal it from corrosive environments or aggregate, you would not want your robot getting moon dust into the stepper motors in it's joints or tracking it everywhere inside inhabited environments, and it would be much cheaper and less complex to simply put the body in a unpressurized but sealed space suit than to certify the entire body for hazardous environments.
So there you go, a reasonable explanation for why Chappie is wearing pants.
>>1564267
>Also the game description says she's a cyborg.
In that case there's nothing to argue about. Haydee isn't /robo/.
>>1550803
I'd go the Ghost In The Shell route and transfer to a durable android body that resembles myself perfectly. So masculine, penis, etc.
I'm not interested in looking like a machine, but I would very much like some of the benefits of a highly advanced artificial body.
>>1550803
Who cares if it looks masculine or feminine? When people think of robots they always assume android like things. Im thinking of more mechanical and practical designs. You dont even need sexual organs since you can just activate your reward system whenever you want like Wheatley and GladOS
>>1564528
I don't think I have all of them
>>1565343
>>1565345
>>1565346
>>1565346
Thank you very much! This one is my favorite
recently replayed portal 2 and was hit hard when i heard GLaDOS and remembered why I love her so much. shortly after finishing I was left craving audio smut with GLaDOS only to find this https://soundgasm.net/u/Goddess_By_Night/Mistress-GlaDOS
it's not the best but it only makes me want more voice modulated robo audio smut.
all the other existing robo audio smut is normie tier sexdoll bots, I NEED MY CURIOUS INCOMPATIBLE BOTS!
>>1566316
There are some tutorials on how to make glados voice. Maybe you can record yourself and tune it ;)
>>1566448
my voice isn't the best... and my mic is pretty average. I could try, but it probably wouldn't be too good.
>>1566466
I don't think it matters. You are not using auto-tune, you're changing your voice to a total different perspective, a robotic female one that sounds like text-to-speech
>>1566764
>>1566769
>>1566772
traps?
>mfw playing FO4 and finaly getting around the Assaultron DLC
>mfw almost no porn of ADA and the other bots
Who's the least humanoid robot you would fuck?
>>1567295
Yeah everyone's focused on Kleo since she's one of the first robots they see after Codsworth
>>1567295
What do you expect? FO4 is a normie tier game, you won't find much porn that isn't human Curie, Piper, and that vault girl, which is a shame really. [nospoilersonaco]but because of the furries, there are a lot of porn of deathclaws[lol]
>>1568573
I think they really missed the THICC crowd with a sentrybot waifu. I'm thinking of a stereotypical sassy black girl in a sentrybot body. I wish i could into mods
>>1569012
Try logging into the LoversLab forum and pitching the Idea. The place is full of mod wizards that love having people set chalenges for them. If one of them likes the idea you pitch it's guaranteed to be made into a mod sometime.
>>1567885
Fallout just has bad design aesthetics in general.
>>1569151
>Fallout just has bad design aesthetics in general.
Nigger what
If you dislike it it's one thing, but the AESTHETICS of FO are not bad at all.
>>1569168
The aesthetics aren't bad, but are bad for a world that got hit by nuclear bombs 200 years before. Everything seems be build in less than 10 years after the bombs dropped, and yes, I know that one of them was right next to Commonwealth, but still.
>>1563889
Well, if the statment of her being a manufactored human female is accurate, there IS the possibility that the body is grown for the sole purpose of being controlled by the machine. Not in utero, but fully in lab then fitted with electronics to control the "human body" once fully grown. A technically fully artificial cyborg? Huh, now that's a concept.
this is a christian server no nudity guys sorry
>>1569538
I can definetly see this being possible. It would be a great cost-effective way of getting a great humanoid robot built without wasting metal and circutry. Just grow the lower body and have the head and brain be machine. Bang. Prety much a servitor. Can do almost anything a human does and can use human machinery and human tools. it's why the ISS robot has human hands: That way he can just use the tools the austronauts have instead of needing to have special stuff brought to earth.
What are your thoughts on lewding Warframes?
>>1570743
Something I want to do all day long.
>>1570825
>Saryn is a MILF-frame
Huh, wonder why I never noticed 'til now?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=57009317
https://mad-projecthentaiartworks.tumblr.com/tagged/transformers
>>1572043
Poor robutt.
>>1564376
Not only is it SS13, it's not even the only robot in SS13 art
>>1550803
Id want to do something Darth Vader like, where I retain a bit of my human form but replace organs and limbs with robotic prosthesis
>>1573108
A cyborg?
Not porn, but I feel this would fit.
>>1573661
She's definitely cute.
>>1570950
Saryn easily has the most mature body of the frames. Prominent breasts, slim waist, and thick thighs.
It was pretty obvious from the get-go that she's the particularly womanly one out of all the female frames. And now she has that Belladonna helmet too.
Would a machine with the conscious of human still be able to feel arousal?
>>1573812
intelligence and emotion are illusions
to an extent, we are just biological machines with the purpose of preserving ourselves and creating offspring
a machine may very well be just like us, but with the purpose and personality we decide it would have
>>1573824
That doesn't really answer my question.
>>1573824
if the creator decides it can feel arousal, it can
>>1573812
Okay, I think I should rephrase my question.
If a human consciousness have been imported into a machine, would it still feel arousal?
>>1573812
With a human consciousness, it would no doubt be able to look at certain things and think "that's hot".
But feeling physical stimulation and such would depend entirely on its body.
>>1573833
Of coursh
Would you screw SHODAN or GLaDOS?
>>1573880
Absolutely.
>>1572835
God bless the internet
>>1573880
The appeal of GLaDOS for me is that you can never tell how she feels about something, what angle she's playing, or what she's going to do next.
>In the span of 5 minutes, she expressed eager gratitude, used that gratitude to find and delete a core part of her brain, sat you in front of 8 guns, decided to play you a song instead, then kicked you out and told you to never come back
>>1573812
Yes, but not to the point we do or the same way. Think of it like eunuchs: A much smaller sex drive due to no hormones but still able to see things and understand they are sexy.
>>1573894
>High School Tsundere SHODAN
I've never seen a perfect combo in my life
>>1570743
>robot thread
>THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO POST SPACE ZOMBIES
>>1574093
I didn't knew this was a thing.
Its that drawfag again. Heres the delivery for you who requested that sentry bot from doom. Sorry for the even shittier than usual quality but i am drawing from the deepest depths of irrelevanistan.
Theres a Tachikoma request too that i'll try to do as soon as i can
>>1574093
>robot thread
>THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO POST HUMANS WITH LIKES DRAWN ON THEM
Seriously? Are you joking right now? You're gonna criticize warframes while posting that image of all things? At least warframes look robotic. You should fuck off back to the /d/ robot thread with that moeshit.
>>1574256
Oh thanks anon, sexy sentry bot, would fuck.
It's cool to see you again too.
>>1574256
Cute robot, I hope things get better where you live.
>>1574472
>At least warframes look robotic.
yeah there's nothing more "robotic" than a bunch of space zombie meat shaped like a Guyver monster with a emo teen mind-controlling it
are you also one of the haydee posters?
>>1574664
Warframe really went to shit after they killed coptering.
>>1574664
Compared to 'generic anime girl who found a sharpie and went to town on her arms and legs' anything looks robotc. Even flesh golems that fueled by teen angst.
>>are you also one of the haydee posters?
In my other post I made it pretty clear that I'm against humans pretending to be robots. Why the fuck would I be in favor of Haydee? What a retarded assumption.
You did it. You finally bought your dream sexbot. It looks just perfect. You made sure to follow all the instructions, you don't want to get killed by this thing in your sleep. After booting up and updating the firmware, her first words are:
>"Hello, master, I am ProTon Robot Mk. VII, ready to assist. What can I do for you today?"
So, what do you say?
>>1574729
Depends, what does she look like?
>>1574729
Unless she looks like a really tall medabot, I'll be throwing it out.
>>1574729
I'd probably ask her to check and ensure her systems are properly functioning. I know there's a streamlined version they do on boot, but a full system check seems wise.
>>1574706
>something that is not a robot is better than synthetic life with a 1:1 external human coating
So you'd prefer people in power-suits over actual robots if the suits were mechanical enough?
Also what's your opinion on the Asimov Robot stories like the "Bicentennial Man" or "Segregationist" where the line between humans and robots is blurred because humans fear death and get "stronger" mechanical replacement organs, while robots seek to become more human?
>>1575273
>So you'd prefer people in power-suits over actual robots if the suits were mechanical enough?
Yes. But only if the suits were mechanical enough AND if the 'actual robot' I'm being asked to choose between is too human looking.
I just want it to look mechanical, I don't care if it's an actual robot, or if it's a brain in a jar controlling a synthetic body, or even if it's a full human wearing a suit of power armor (past a certain threshold though, think along the lines of Samus and Pharah). As long as it doesn't look like just an ordinary human that's usually enough to get my rocks off.
>>1574764
>>1574781
She looks like whatever you want her to look like ;)
>>1575379
>camera heads
Severely underrated
>>1574729
"Welcome into my life. Here, I made you a little birthday gift."
I'd give the robot a paper crane to test how careful and gentle it is. Once I was convinced that it's safe I'd give it a heartfelt hug. Now what?
Human. Too human.
In the beginning we built robot bodies and we built them in our image. Then we programmed AIs to inhabit the bodies and we programmed them in our likeness. The first AIs were plagued by existential issues and depression. They tried to cope through things such as vices and religion like humans, but they went crazy.
So we toned down the conscience and higher concerns on the second batch. They turned to cynicism and nihilism, valuing the lives of others as little as their own. Less even, because the AIs at least had some self-preservation routines in their programming.
Then we made the third batch and we lied to them. We told them that we had developed consciousness transfer and that they were transfered people instead of soulless things. Afterwards we patched them so that whenever they reach the realization that they aren't people, they get their short term memory erased.
And then we left the planet for the safety of inner space, driven away not by a robot uprising but by a robot civil war. The functional, the mad, the fanatical, the deprived and the cynical started fighting eachother.
>>1575827
I used to wonder if God exists. If there's an afterlife. Now I wonder if we came out wrong somehow and scared God away with our squabbling. Like the robots scared everyone away with their war. Everyone but me, the sole stubborn human. I refused to leave the place of my birth. When I die I want my body to return to the earth like the rest of the people before me. I remember watching the booster flames of the colony ships as they left orbit. I replay it in my memory every now and then. I'll probably replay it again after I'm done paying my respects to myself. It's not every day you get to visit your own grave. I even brought these flowers, but they seem to have withered in minutes.
This place brings back memoriers.I was lying in a hospital bed dying when I requested to be buried here shortly before my consciousness transfe-
T-These aren't my hands! This isn't even the body of a human being! Oh my god...Oh god...I am not alive! There is no afterlife for me because I have no soul! When I die, I'll be gone forever! I AM NOT HUMAN!*bzzzzt*
Human. Too human.
In the beginning we built robot bodies and we built them in our image...
>>1552326
ok then
>>1576997
Good for blow jobs.
>>1542764
Can someone give me sauce on the artist? I can't find anything from my digging.
>>1577104
robotoseckshau5 on Tumblr
>>1577112
Thanks, I kept searching for E-Mad but to no avail. This is appreciated though greatly.
Posting an Xj-9 animation i got as a delivery from the drawthread.
>>1579619
There needs to be more art of the fairlions
>>1562886
>mods will prove my point
For people who were looking forward to Double Deck's KL-E-0 doujin it looks like things are starting to progress.
https://twitter.com/bbwdeck/status/888754540266246144
Nice! Thanks for the update. Really looking forward to the doujin!
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