Samus thread

>>155230
dammit I was trying to fap!

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why do I have so much porn of Samus getting fucked by reptiles?

Any samus feet?

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>>156220
I have one.

>>156984
What are you a faggot?

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>>156167
this shit give me a boner

>>156984
why not

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>>153439
Is there a reason why Samus is depicted as being sexy as hell in fanart, but is ugly/frumpy in-game?

Also, which of the designs pictured do you find the best?

>>159586
Dear extra-terrestrial life form.

Here on earth we like our females attractive and if we can improve on their original design by make-up or computer generated imagery, we have no qualm in doing so.

I sincerely hope this cleared any confusion and we hope you will cease you're aggressif "memeing".

An Earthling.

>>162296
You're gay and not welcome.

>>156984
>>162296
>muh triggers!

>>159586
1 to 3 i'd say

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I can't stop starring at this one!

>>163787
>My delusions

Why is literally everyone on this board a faggot.

>>161249
Japanese artist. Pls delete or face ban.

>>165253
not having a dick doesn't make you any less of a woman, femanon :3

>>163770
>>162296
FUCKIN OWNED!

>>159586

Because Samus was depicted as a stern bounty hunter woman, not a Japanese sex object.

Besides, I'd hardly call her ugly before.

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>>159586
>ugly/frumpy

Do you exist in a different reality with a different Samus?

>>155230
Legend

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Just for the closeted homosexual who lashes out at futa because he thinks seeing a dick will make him gay, I'm gonna find all the Samus futa in my folder.

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I'll finish with a regular picture so you don't turn gay from looking at too many dicks.

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>>170451
here's to that

>>153439
>welcome

>>163770
You can post it.
It's still gay though.

>>180143
That's Purgy, not Samus.

More samus

>>170402
Now that's just depressing

>>184430
Thats Ino from Naruto you coon

>>183136
look around dumb ass

>>153439
You might want to check your definition of Futanari.
That's newhalf.

>>188867
Another brain damaged individual who wants to explain to all the lesser mortals how all fictional cartoon images should be 100% anatomically correct. Including, but not limited to, his superior translation skills, cultural norms, and common usage in multiple countries.

>>189258
A cock and cum filled asshole with no pussy is gay as shit even with tits senpai

>>156147
Holy shit, that Kirby

>mixing futa and straight in the same thread
This is why we can't have nice things.

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>>192198
That's Peach.

can i get some samus on mega man shota up in here

Is there a version of OP without the dick? Nothing wrong with it, just not my thing

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>>196724

okay two questions,

1. is this supposed to be scenegirl samus or something

2. is she fucking a sandwich

>>183849
>>184430
>>191572
>>192198
>>193367
>>196724
Can people honestly not tell Samus from other blonde-haired girls with ponytails?

>>200318
let me see that shit

>>192813
Zonks art is awesome

>>199654
Face reminds me a lot of Rangiku from Bleach

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Favorite one.

>>175723
you literally just said it was not welcome here. looks like someone is a faggot who cant stick to his own arguments

>>191128
well the the title did say futa welcome, so i do believe it is you who needs to FUCK OFF

>>205224
who is that

>>165378
Its ok if the artist is Japanese doing western art syles and vice versa
Read the rules before being a faggot

>>197782
>>196724
>Go make me a Fucking Sandwich.

>>157994
who the fuck is that

There is a criminal lack of Samus x Gandrayda porn on the internet. I mean really, a hot purple shapeshifter lady makes vaguely flirty comments and calls samus "Sammy" canonically and yet nobody makes porn of it?

>>159586
I'd actually take in-game any day.

>>210326
>I have a conniption every time I see a penis because I'm Totally Not Gay guys

>>170400
As a bisexual man, i can comfirm futa is not gay, as i cannot get off to it, whilst being able to fap to gaysex and straightsex

>>170404
wtf is with peaches face

> Have blonde hair
> is automatically Samus

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>225780
Seems like it

>>153481
why is this so fucking hot, christ almighty

>>225755
not even related
>>226824
because you're gay

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>>178172
Makes me really happy whenever people save my screenshots

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holy shit
a good 1/3rd of these aren't even Samus
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>172016
That's Jill, not Samus.

>>202665
That's because it is Rangiku.

>>178077
Have this without the dick?

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>>229985

>>229985
They are still futa so stop complaining.

>>231092
Why?

>>231178
But this isn't a damn futa thread
this is a Samus thread.

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>>231178
>Why?

>>231178
Because I've seen the version without the dick before and I haven't been able to find it. Nothing against futa.

>>231515
>hurr futas are gay!
Fuck off, dipshit.

>>231178
>They are still futa.


That's not the issue here. The issue is that a bunch of these aren't even Samus.

>>155230
"THAT STILL IS NOT A FUCKING MOUSE"

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Take that you fat cow!

>>234104
Yes
>>235319
now THAT is fucking mouse

>>235334
That looks more like Jill's catsuit.

>>235334

That's not Samus.

>>170451
>implying you can be turned gay by looking at cocks
sounds like you, anon, are a faggot

Go away futa scum

>>238200
oh hurr durr, whats this? a picture of futa? i better click on it and what this? more futa? oh gross why is there futa in this thread? how can people like things that i dont like? i dont understand how other humans work hurr durr

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>>182809

Needs more Sparrow.

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>>239766

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>>239768

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>>239769

>>222783
Also a bisexual man. Can get off to lesbian, gay, straight, or fits. It's a personal preference thing.

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I have a slightly erotic wallpaper of samus. hopefully someone here likes it as much as I do.

>>239636
Nice ??

>>224387
It's Hank Venture's face

>>236901
This is 4chan. We're all faggots here.

>Whole thread full of blue suit.
What the hell, there is more.