Homestuck #46
Ship wars edition.
When discussing a ship, please post porn of said ship.
Previous thread >>1466705
>>1507244
Fuck you, I do what I want.
[spoiler]Davekat is nonironically pretty fun desu[/spoiler]
>>1507952
Fixed
>>1508079
fuck god damn it i fucked it up
>>1507559
Jade no when did you get implants?
... (looks closer) oh. ooooooooh I see now
>>1508105
Insecure flat spider is best spider.
>>1508759
>pregnant slider gets all warped when it goes to any position other than standing upright
I swear, this is what my own personal hell would be like.
Anyway, Nepeta next.
Why does Nepeta have to be so fantastic? Just... semi-muscular huntress catgirl who loves games and shipping... I just...
>Boop, killed off.
Let's just kill a shit ton of people and then never bring them back even though you have a multitude of ways to do so without creating doomed timelines, because John's retconning powers are THAT versatile, but no one ever uses them for anything but bringing worst girl back to life so she can ruin every bit of character development in existence. Oh but we can bring her back as a sprite that disappears almost immediately. Just like 95% of the plot threads.
>>1508699
A slight adjustment for those put off by pure white forms.
>>1508762
w33d
>>1508079
>femdave
moar now
Behold: The Nep
>>1511132
Also re-biggened Jade's chest. Because fuck you, the supreme headcanon is that Harleyberts have tits and the Lalondes have asses.
>>1511152
approved
>>1511199
Be more specific.
>>1511152
That being said we all love a busty Rose.
>>1511267
What are you using to make these, again?
>>1511218
Well, John screwing femDave or femKarkat would be cool if you had something like that.
But either Rose or Kanaya cheating on their respective partner with John would be nice too.
>>1511653
DAZ3D, with a lot of custom content and textures.
>>1511267
I'd rather have a Rose flustered about her fat ass.
>>1511887
why not both???
>>1512398
You can't have big tits AND a fat ass!
>>1512039
I require more Meulin and Nepeta.
For reasons.
gimme hiveswap porn
or else
stop making homestuck threads on /co/, fags
>>1513507
>>1514305
Shut up and stop deleting on-topic threads hotpockets.
>>1514410
>this makes the Terezi leave
How does Karkat even compete?
>>1511678
>undone skirt sliding down a woman's hips
I am a man of simple tastes and this is gourmet for me
>>1511152
>supreme headcanon
You're doin god's work, renderfag. I don't know if this shitty fandom deserves to survive but at least we still have the porn.
The Rose model seems off somehow. Hair not bobbed enough, too much cheek, I dunno
>>1515034
I've always felt Rose's hair was off. but I never could find a good example of what Rose's hair in "real life" might look like. It's weird fucking hair.
>>1515282
>>1515287
>>1515289
>>1515034
>I don't know if this shitty fandom deserves to survive but at least we still have the porn.
The porn is the only thing worth looking back in the long run. Well, that and the music.
>>1515255
It's like a mess bob-cut, at least that's how I see it. Mind you fanart nowadays draws it like some ugly black person's hair, same with Dave.
>>1515427
The sheer volume and variety of porn that Homestuck produced, usually within minutes of updates, will live on in legend, especially since the author outright encouraged it.
If there's one thing I'll truly miss, its the comedy porn. Sex makes the best jokes.
>>1515549
It was actually supposed to be a pixie cut in the very beginning, which is more apparent in some early sketches by Andrew and a friend of his, but it was interpreted as a messy bob, which rightfully took over canonically by sheer overwhelming force.
>>1515570
Frankly she's cuter with a bob cut.
>>1515570
it went from pixie to bob to afro
>>1515584
afro get out
>>1515590
>black rose, green sun
>>1515255
How's this
>>1515731
Oh my god. That's really cute.
>>1515731
Holy shit, that looks good!
>>1515731
That's more what I'd imagine her hair to be like.
I've been out of the loop literally since the comic ended. What the fuck is Hussoe doing nowadays? Did anything happen with those snapchat upd8s? Is there any HS related content coming out of MSPA at all, or are we all just gazing deep into the yawning void that used to be out fandom and our sanity?
>>1515615
Dumb Vriskaposter
>>1515760
As far as I know, Hussie is either in seclusion or fuck-deep in Hiveswap stuff. Snapchat stuff happened for a couple of months, and then abruptly stopped a bit before Christmas of last year. There's seemingly no content of any sort going with MSPA, and we're mostly just twiddling our thumbs, waiting for them to pull their thumb out and actually give us a date for Hiveswap that they'll no doubt end up overshooting.
>>1515731
Would you ever consider doing stuff closer to the character's actual age/bodytype?
>>1516260
Fuck off, pedophile.
>>1516260
You mean 21 years old?
>>1515731
Waaaaaaay better.
Looks a lot like potato, but not as potato-faced as the real thing. So, pretty much spot on.
>>1516260
>actual age
>>1516357
That's been the gorilla in the room since Rose's first appearance. Decent people have been drawing them as 18-ish since the comic started, and so should it be.
Rose thread?
>>1517246
>>1517249
>>1517254
>>1516260
Careful, last time we talked about "real" or "correct" body types we had about 2.5 threads worth of shitty bickering
>>1511152
>Prospit has tits
>Derse has ass
Funny that the trolls are opposite.
Hips and ass: Terezi Kanaya Vriska
Big fat tats: Aradia Feferi (and Nepeta for lols)
>>1517403
>Vriska
>not flat
Really it's
Prospits: Built like fertility gods/depleted uranium tanks
Dersites: Fairy people
>>1517367
Let's just all agree that everyone has large breasts.
Also I've god tier outfits now.
>>1517492
Cloth physics are wonky, but otherwise looking great.
>>1517800
Same. Except I can just reset my router.
Rose or Jade?
Who is the best?
>>1518197
aradia
>>1518197
jade's better than rose, but roxy's better than both
>>1518197
a well written character vs a meme clusterfuck? Easy. Rose all the way.
>>1518197
that filthy mutt cant possibly win against Rose "literal perfection" Lalonde
Using void powers on smallness.
>>1518197
Jade turns gay men straight. Jade obviously.
>>1517203
>tfw stalkers scared Toradoki from doing more nudes
>tfw you'll never see her vagina/solo-masturbation vid/ girl-on-girl with a Kanaya cosplayer
>>1517800
I haven't been on /co/ in literally years. What's all this about?
>>1518465
no terezi... that's not karkat...
>>1518543
ded ship
>>1518465
Current janitor is insane, he deletes homestuck threads on sight and when they're too big to delete he sits in them fuming and trying to ban people at random
>>1508512
Sauce
>>1518608
I don't remember.
>>1518624
>>1518625
Reminder that the troll race was visually modeled on Howie Mandel's character in Little Monsters, that all troll porn is really Little Monsters porn, and that untold numbers of people have unknowingly produced and gotten off to Little Monsters porn.
>>1518744
But I loved little monsters.
>>1517492
god damn jade.
I don't know why but I've got a hunger for some Terezi. Help me out.
>>1519792
>>1519797
>>1519801
>>1519804
anyone got any good fics? looking specifically for stuff involving pyropes or leijons, but anything will do
>>1519801
>Terezi no
Terezi yes!
>>1519170
fondle jade!
>>1520037
god tier tits are best jade tits
>>1520037
you guys are quick. i barely finished this an hour ago.
>>1520110
do more jade getting fondled
>>1519170
God bless Jade you mean.
Question has probably been answered at some point but did http://heirofhardcore.tumblr.com/ delete or change url?
I'm looking for a gifset I remembered
>>1518599
Ah, so THAT's why I got banned for a day?
>>1519792
Big thick twink dick.
>>1518197
Even if Rose was straight Jade would be better.
>Cures yellow fever
>LOVES doggystyle
>Probably does that cute face scrunch thing some girls do when they're about to climax
No doubt Rose is probably more open to kinkier shit, but Jade would open up and be loyal to whoever she likes and would probably be down for oral and occasional buttsecks which is really all I need.
Plus she isn't a disgusting drunk
Jade vs. Roxy would be a far harder decision. Even though she's a gross drinker, she's WAY better gf material than all the HS girls
>>1520839
Plus is willing and expects to breed, knows actual useful skills, and isn't a bitch like Rose.
>>1515593
DELET THIS
I'm surprised to to see these kinds of threads still around! Don't you guys ever change it up and jerk it to, i don't know, Awful Hospital or something?
>>1521318
>anything about Bogleech being appealing in any way whatsoever
Nice bait.
>>1521232
>What happened after mspaf died?
We came here. Right before /co/ banned us.
Nobody held eulogies for us.
>>1520037
>>1520357
Man I wish I had the knowhow to slap some models and skeletons together with a GUI. Homestuck deserves an eroge barely-game.
>>1521928
Sweet lordy, imma need some sauce on this
>>1521928
Sweet lordy, imma need some sauce on this
>>1521638
>tfw no programming or artistic skill to put together a HS erotic game
>>1521318
I enjoy it, and Fern could be somewhat alluring, I suppose, but overall, there isn't a whole lot that catches my attention that way in AH.
>>1521638
I know how to do that and considered the idea + a basic outline, but these renders just take so damn long.
>>1517419
>Vriska
>Not being shaped like a figure of eight
Come on, Anon.
>>1522591
At least you're keeping the dream alive.
>Jade's ring
Well that's new.
Don't suppose you could throw an old shipper a bone with some Jadekat?
>>1522711
Plenty of people prefer a small-chested insecure Vriska, but hey, pic related.
I just always pictured a decent ass, because big round spiderbutt.
>>1521928
>>1522095
I like this picture, but the rest of that blog was pure-strain insanity.
Wish there was more good Kanaya cheesecake that didn't have Rose's drunk ass in it.
>>1522725
>Jade's ring
Well yeah, you don't expect them to raise a family when they're unwed do you? Dave's got a ring too but you can't see it.
>Don't suppose you could throw an old shipper a bone with some Jadekat?
As long as it's not Davekat, I'm down. I'll add it to the list.
>>1522804
This is kind of horrifying and she comes off as a human-shaped, human-sized version of one of those pink and black poison frogs but that's also kind of hot in and of itself
>>1522725
There you go.
>>1525272
And this.
>>1525284
Also this
>>1525286
And lastly this.
>>1525288
>requester asked for rose instead of roxy
>>1525401
I hadn't done Roxy in a while. Neither had John.
>>1525272
>holds
Mmm, excellent.
>>1525288
>>1525425
Good save. But that Roxy does look kinda underwhelmed.
Surprised I've never seen porn of Roxy and Terezi.
>>1508771
>people being put off by pure white forms
absolutedisgust.png
>>1525288
I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but is there a place where you post all of your stuff ?
>>1526454
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/
>>1526723
>>1526457
>https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/
Great stuff
I saw your note about:
>Maybe making Vriska intentionally kind of ugly wasn't the best idea
Any plan to revist that? I wanna see spider gf getting the full treatment
>>1527452
I redid her to make a little bit more appealing, but she's gonna be the emaciated flatspiderbitch she deserves to be.
I've got an actually curvy Aranea coming up after I finish Feferi though.
>>1527460
>emaciated flatspiderbitch
You say this like it's a bad thing and my boner doesn't care.
>>1527858
can't stop won't stop
>>1527848
Vriska being a frail girl that is easily manhandled is a good thing really.
>>1528004
Also Karkat seems to fuck up my renders. Even his porn model is so cancerous it causes the program to quit halfway through. I feel like it's a metaphor for his character arc really.
>>1528005
This one turned out okay though.
>>1527858
Did anyone else read this to the tune of spooky scary skeletons?
>>1526457
noice
>>1528102
can't unhear now
>>1528342
that's some quality friendship right here
>>1526678
>>1527858
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
>>1528005
>Even his porn model is so cancerous it causes the program to quit halfway through.
Aw man, I was request him to :(
Not that I'm an expert, but is there anywhere you might have too many polygons? Hair is a bad culprit. Short of that, just delete him and make a new Karkat (just like the real thing)(my poor husbando). All the boys look pretty standard anyway?
...
I can't stop thinking about that picture. Jane is the most Karkatable parts of John and Jade without their baggage. I'm surprised I've never seen anybody do this before.
>>1529187
>>1527858
you called?
>>1521629
>trolls are extremely apathetic to sex
But surely something must get them off so they can fill those buckets?
I guess that's what the drones are for, no one is willing enough.
>>1529335
There's no fucking way Vriska has enough testosterone to grow that kind of hair.
Meanwhile...
>>1529450
And as penance here's a lack of hair, because why shouldn't we enjoy a fantasy.
>>1528342
I love what he made, you're both good
>>1529409
I mean iirc they were all terrified of the drones - maybe trolls only get off when afraid
>>1529409
Trolls are obsessed with sex though.
>>1529815
preg jane gangbang when
bonus points for super confident crocker tier
>>1529333
I can't stop thinking about your picture and how Condy should just sit on Karkat's face.
>>1531412
sauce?
>>1531653
>>1530380
I kind of want to know the story behind this one.
>>1531992
Once upon a time, John didn't wear a condom.
>>1531657
https://aqualence.tumblr.com/post/160426501310/troll-version-activated
>>1531992
Alright. It'll take a bit though.
http://fujiweeb.tumblr.com/post/161915877865
thanks whoever started the condesce dump
>>1533922
What the hell is going on with her face?
>>1534049
>What the hell is going on with her face?
bad taste, that's what.
>>1533182
I like this spanish weeb's art but I'm disappointed by the lack of fish tits.
Gotta get my fishtit fix.
>>1532542
>>1534221
is she. holding onto blinds?
>>1534339
Bedframe with bars.
>>1534354
I love that Jade and Rose are using the same place as a fuckbed. You call it reusing assets, I call it kinky girlfriends.
>>1534484
Why did I bother using that pic?
>>1508267
And then Crablouse started hating chan culture.
>>1534525
About the same time that she stopped drawing decent porn. No harm no foul.
Not enough good futa Fanfics. a shame really
>>1531408
That's some of the best Condy porn I've seen. And I love a lot of Condy porn.
i got a whole stash of homestuck porn that would take too long to dump. here is a sample
>>1535382
>here is a sample
everyone has a stash of homestuck porn that would take too long to dump, baka. Unless you're talking never-seen commissions up my ass, gtfo.
>>1534586
I'll take the blame for that hahahaha
>>1528005
Karkat shouldnt have a defined jaw, this is wrong
>>1536031
make aradia use her feet next please. love your stuff when you're not torturing borbs
>>1536087
Too much of the cast wants to fuck him for him to not be at least somewhat gorgeous. God knows his endearing personality isn't winning anyone over.
>>1536247
>at least somewhat gorgeous
Correct, he's not handsome, he's something else...
>>1536247
More to the point, who wants to see a fat hairy slob fuck anyone?
>>1536031
Why do I never see any art of Megido's taking huge green cock.
>>1536279
time girl time
>>1536283
>>1536286
>>1536290
>>1536292
>>1536295
>>1536296
>>1536301
Bunch of new characters, first up Feferi.
>>1536345
And Aranea.
>>1536346
Which finishes all the trolls.
>>1536348
Also all the humans to round it out.
>>1536345
>>1536346
>>1536348
Came out pretty great.
Time for casual molestations.
>>1536348
I feel like Aradia could use a better face and some bigger boobs.
>>1536383
Aradia looks fine to me, although there's some late arrival boob inflation.
Nepeta's teeth still look weird. Kanaya has bigger fangs than her and they don't stick out like that.
hsg sucks
homestuck was shit
at least there's still the porn
>>1536295
the perfect pic
>>1536405
hsg did suck
homestuck was shit and regret
at least porn remains
there I fixed your haiku
>>1536346
>thicc serket
Can't wait to see those nerd boobs bounce. Unfortunately that program you use doesn't seem to do boob-physics, they're always cast in place.
>>1536346
Any meenah?
>>1538337
Don't have anything close to that kind of hair. You'll have to settle for Karkat impregnating Feferi for now.
>>1538380
acceptable
>>1531408
oh jeez
>>1538452
More fef
>>1526457
I like that dave mentions she's a furry because that's often an overlooked aspect of Jade. She is quite literally a furry and daydreams about being a dog
>>1539097
Yes but Dave is a furry as well.
>>1539092
>tfw too shit to edit the human into Karkat
Anyone know where to get the rest of these pieces of history?
>>1539358
http://crablouse.tumblr.com/tagged/dakimakura
they're tiny as fuck though
you CAN get something out of these by using waifu2x
>>1539358
>>1539453
I wonder if she actually sold any of those.
>>1539179
*Davepetasprite :^)
>>1541029
No, Dave. He did furry ERP with Jade in canon before the game started.
Drew/Shameful-Display back at it again!
>>1541114
Pube version (for anyone into that thing.)
how 'bout some more troll-on-human action?
>>1541086
>bite marks on Jade
>but Dave gagged up and clearly being forced into it.
But how
>>1541163
Space powers are weird, man.
>>1541163
He was gagged because he bit her.
someone said troll on human?
>>1541254
What is this, porn for ants?
didnt realize how small of a pic it was
new thread?
>>1542322
New thread here