Homesmut general: tender love for the purposes of procreation edition
Previous thread >>1316930
That reminds me, whatever happened to the guy who was writing that fic with John using the windy thing to dom Rose?
>>1363078
probably still working on it
>>1363090
Wonderful
[spoiler]If you could how about something with Rose and Kanaya getting a moneyshot
>>1363090
>>1360945
now that's what I'm talking about. Vanilla stuff is daz's strong spot. keep it up.
Post some Nepeta lewds.
>>1363486
Looks like part of a comic
>>1364169
It's just an old sketch
>>1364198
Well, they're cute. You got any more?
>>1364262
>>1364283
10/10 cuteness
Sometimes I wish there was more romantic smut. It's a nice contrast to the slew of pin-ups and wacky porn situations.
>>1364353
There's plenty if you know where to look
>>1365018
>ketchup and mustard
Colored cum (and pussy juice) looks nasty. Why do people do that?
Reminder that a homestuck thread exists on /co/
This thread needs more inhuman bone bulges
>>1365343
it really does
>>1366288
Dave's gonna get that bit
>>1366309
He's used to it.
>>1362826
for fuck's sake, people, pick the OP pic carefully. It's the only thing people see while viewing the catalog. It's functions are to represent and attract. Those generalised, dull looking pictures achieves neither.
My Terezi collection is pretty small. Anyone care to help a brother out?
>>1368238
You... you realize you can filter threads so that they show up at the top of your catalog right
>>1368326
what does this has to do with what I said, huh?
>>1368349
That'll highlight the thread and show you its a Homestuck one. Why do you not use this feature?
>>1368413
Ok, since you obviously struggle with understanding what I'm talking about, I will explain it in greater detail. It's not for me. I can pin or ctr+f in order to find the thread I'm looking for. It's for people who might be interested in visiting this thread (and thus preventing it from turning into a ~10 people circlejerk), but instead don't, since the OP pic doesn't catch their attention at all. It's dull, mediocre, and just looks like some uninteresting vanilla of some ocs. Colorful, attractive OPs result in a healthier thread. I have been thre since the #1, and every time a faggot like you post a random pic without thinking the threads go really slow, attracts a max of 30 posters and is generally shit.
Clear now?
>>1368442
If someone is going into a Homestuck thread they are already looking for a Homestuck thread. You're not very clever are you?
>>1368442
"So you like homestuck?"
"Yeah, I've been following mspa for years and years, ever since mid-problem sleuth - what about you?"
"Oh, I got into it after seeing a pretty OP image on 4chan."
>>1363078
Damn, I know. I need more of that. It was too good.
>>1364379
Where would one look for this material?
>>1368258
>>1368483
Go to paheal, try tracking down davejade or johnrose art, that has the highest percentage of cute romantic stuff
>>1368467
>>1368476
Stupid dipshits. Logical reasoning incapable fucktwats. Dense motherfuckers. Shit-taste sperglors. Eridan fuckers.
shitty OP:
*browses catalog*
*doesn't notice that there is a homestuck thread*
*visits some other thread instead*
good OP:
*browses catalog*
Oh! A homestuck thread! Neat.
*visits homestuck thread*
Long time goers know there's a homestuck thread (always). Active anons also make sure to find and visit homestuck threads. Not all homestuck-liking anons are like that. Some visits /aco/ only occasionally or for something else, often not aware that there is a homestuck thread at all. A flashy OP guarantees the thread cathes their eyes and they will join. It's simple, really. But when you think with your ass, no wonder you have trouble understanding that a good OP >>> bad OP.
>>1368533
What kind of person randomly sees and enters a Homestuck thread like that?
You're an idiot.
>>1368546
I'm sure there's one or two people who do that, in fantasy land.
>>1368546
A better question: WHY do you want people to enter Homestuck threads so badly?
>>1368546
>>1368557
>literally retarded.
If you are mildly interested in homestuck and notice there's a thread for it on some website or non /aco/ thread you are browsing, you visit it. It's one of the ways new people get there? (since you are both retarded, by saying "new person" I mean homestucker that doesn't regularly come to /aco/ or /aco/'s homestuck thread)
>>1368579
a thread full of people is better than a thread, where 95% of posts come from 5-10 anons. I won't explain it why and how it becomes better - try to figure it out yourself or you will never advance beyond your retardation.
>>1368579
>WHY do you want people to enter Homestuck threads so badly?
Why do you NOT want people to enter Homestuck threads so badly?
>>1368533
>being genuinely autistic enough to not realise that homestuck is niche enough to not be noticed unless someone wants to notice it
Shitty OP:
*browses catalog*
*doesn't notice that there is a homestuck thread*
*visits some other thread instead*
good OP:
*browses catalog*
*teleports behind u*
what the fuck is a homosuck
*visits some other thread instead*
>>1368635
>autism intensifies
>>1368727
this whole thread is *autism intensifies*
>>1368762
don't laugh, you are part of it.
>>1368762
If you're gonna post a Rose at least make it a Rose getting FUCKED
>>1368822
>snake torso
anon, no
>>1368820
>>1368821
This has been posted every thread for at least the past 3 threads.
We got any John/Rose/Kanaya stuff, preferable without futa?
>>1369543
2, actually. and you're just mad your aradiaposting can't compete.
>>1368516
Bless you kind soul, may good fortune and plentiful lewds come to you
CEO Jane, who can fuck every 80 year old stockholder you could ever want her to fuck.
>>1370091
But I don't want her to fuck 80 year old rich men.
>>1370091
THICC WHORE
>>1370101
I don't either but that's what you have to do to get ahead in this cutthroat corporate environment.
Anyways, nother pic. I will never be satisfied with Vriska's look.
Oh well. Hail to John Egbert, king of the gods and father of a thousand Lalonde bastards.
>>1370112
looks good
>I will never be satisfied with Vriska's look
try straight hair instead. Those wavy, random strands of "hair" looks terrible on every character you do.
also, Rose looks like Cercei.
>>1370112
>>1370131
>Rose looks like Cercei
>implying she isn't basically Cersei
>>1370142
And how exactly is she basically Cersei?
>>1370143
Well she's fucked her brother for starters.
>>1370145
continue...
>>1370131
>try straight hair instead.
I'm not sure Vriska actually has straight hair. It seems kind of unkempt in canon.
>>1370302
Pretend John makes her straighten it out like a good housewife or something
>>1370302
Vriska has long hair. That's all that matters. Messy or relatively straight, doesn't matter as long as it looks good on her (and reminds hair to begin with). And from what we see your version of "messy" looks like shit. So yeah.
Hair should have consistency and form. In your works "messy" hair tends to lack both, that's why they look terrible. I honestly believe that you would end up with better results if you tried straight hair instead (doesn't have to be completely straight, but hair should form strands at least). It's not like your current version looks like Vriska to begin with.
Dang, if my PC wouldn't be so shit and I wouldn't be so busy, I would download daz and try doing something myself. It looks like a perfect tool for modeling poses and learning anatomy for drawings.
>>1370112
Vriska looks awful
>>1370593
Vriska is canon uggo!
>>1369600
No, I'm just tired of seeing the same pics in consecutive threads, that's all. Post other Rose pics, if anything.
>>1371405
It's hard to find new pics these days. I blame Cohen.
>>1368533
I can read
Although the OP image is pretty shit
>>1370091
Requesting this Jane, as pregnant as you can possibly make her. So many babies.
Fuck the retarded Davekat hotpocket fucker.
>>1372587
Everyone hates him, but /co/ in general has a huge moderation problem.
>>1372593
dawww
>>1372587
>thread was bitching about Karkat again
Man, Hussie really made his fans butthurt as fuck.
>>1372593
Can you do some Terezi/John stuff?
>>1370302
>>1370334
something like this.
>>1368238
>>1368442
>>1368533
Anon I just want to let you know that I'm glad someone besides me gives a shit. Unfortunately the majority here dgaf, and because this is 4chan they're going to start calling, "Autism! I have detected autism! Autism here!" the moment anybody expresses interest in anything. You can't win the fight because all your arguments are going to come from a motivation of trying to make a better thread, and for the most part there's just nobody here who cares. If you're concerned about the quality of the first post, your best bet is to make sure you're the only who starts the new thread when it's time for one.
>>1374391
This always makes me laugh.
>>1374307
danke, anon. Appreciated.
>>1374381
Damn, What do you call it when "childbearing hips" just doesn't quite describe that kanaya hip game?
>>1375545
>AU where everyone has a penis but Kanaya
Is this hell for lesbians?
>>1375547
bad anotomy
what do to dogmom
>>1375925
She looks dead. Bury her or feed her to dogs.
Who do you prefer Thicc or Sticc?
For Me its always STICC.
>>1376014
Both!
But Vriska will always be the 8est!
>>1375925
Kiss the dogmom.
>>1374307
>completely ignoring the actual rebuttals
>genuinely believing that people will get into homosuck purely from an interesting OP image on an anonymous venezuelan mango smuggling carrier pigeon network
Yep, it's autism.
Please post any Aradia/Kanaya content you may have, this ship is virtually nonexistent.
>>1376105
be more specific
>>1376359
Puppies, the term is puppies.
>>1376488
bec isn't a puppy you pedo fuck
>>1376493
Bec is not Jade's child
>>1376494
To use shorter words: jade deserves bec and bec only
>>1370112
I really dig this, even if Vriska's involved. Conan John's p great.
>>1370112
>Vriska
>not Terezi
>>1376240
>genuinely believing that people will get into homosuck purely from an interesting OP image
You dense dense idiot, moron beyond my physical ability of comprehension, why are such a stupid, autistic, pathetic little shit and how in hell with that little pebble for a brain you have managed to get so far into life as to be able to use a computer properly?
NOONE is talking about NEW (as in what's homestuck?) people joining in after seeing pretty OP. EVERYONE but you, faggot, is talking about NEW (as in into homestuck, but aren't aware there's a thread for it on /aco/) people joining in, and seeing a proper OP is how those people join.
I sincerely can't decide whether you are literally autistic or just a stupid, pathetic troll, which makes your existence even more pitiful. KYS.
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>>1377176
>post-retcon ship
Ew
>>1377657
>disliking the only good (in my opinion) post-retcon ship
lol baka
>>1376014
>>1377672
>Sticc jade
faggot
>>1378002
>projecting your insecurities onto other people's tastes.
>>1378002
All Jades, except gelasticat-tier Jades, are valid Jades.
>>1375551
id read that fanfic
>>1377387
Please stop feeding the troll.
>>1377429
something something breeding duties
>>1378350
>none of the characters had kids at the end because tumblr would be upset by the implication and some teenager somewhere would try and shoot Hussie if that happened
>>1378142
What is this referencing?
>>1379697
It's lyrics from a Britney Spears song.
>>1380278
Why would Jade fuck John when furry Dave is right there.
>>1380348
>because he's got a phantom dicc
>because he totally didn't get with rose in the doomed timeline
>because prospitcest is the cutest fucking thing
Bump
>>1377624
For a moment i thought that was a vagina tattoo
>>1381210
Why do you like davejade so much 3D guy?
>>1383070
>bad taste
>>1383070
Because johnrose and davejade are OTP.
>>1383308
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>>1383381
No.
>>1383381
I don't know what you're trying to convince me of but it's not working and it's not going to work. Johnrose and Davejade were the best things that Hussie had, and the one silver lining of the ending was that the latter at least survived. Plus there's some great porn.
>>1383412
So weird seeing someone else agree with me, everyone's like "johnrose is literally murdering gay people." or "yeah i ship dave with an avacodo, and why would jade want a relationship?"
>>1383720
This isn't tumblr with it murderous rosemary shippers and idiotic davekat shippers, both spacetime and grimdorks are a favorite here. Act 7 should have been just one big beta kid fuckaroo.
>>1384947
>Felt train
>Snax
that is a fucking piece of archeology
I'm not really into Homestuck but I saw a nsfw fan comic about it that I thought was pretty hot. however, I can't seem to be able to find it again. it had this one troll girl sending a picture on snapchat of her getting fucked in the ass by this one troll guy, and then another troll girl suggests to the guy that they send a picture back of the her sucking the guy's dick. The first girl receives the picture and gets off to it while saying "god damnit" or something along those lines. anyone seen this?
>>1385870
You mean this?
>>1386351
>>1385870
2/2
>>1383765
Man you should see the discord.
Speaking ill of davekat is banned.
>>1377436
any more??????
>>1386511
I don't know why you would subject yourself to that, but I'm really not surprised that they do that. These days it seems like everything is fat tranny jaderose and reeeeeeing because some is het. And it leaks into other fandoms.
>>1386351
>Black John
>>1386353
holy shit what's wrong with Aradia
Any dersecest?
>>1385209
A dude dug up all of assstuck, text included, and stuck it onto Sadpanda. To quote Indiana Jones, it belongs in a museum!
>>1387548
What was your favorite part of assstuck, anons?
>>1387775
Ms. Paint vs. The Black Queen.
Also, anyone got some BQ/Jack Noir?
>>1387545
mein negro
>>1387237
You don't want to see the Jades.
Who likes it?
>>1389149
The muzzle is for your safety
>>1377639
anyone know who drew this? or where any of their other stuff is?
>>1390956
It's fucking SDT. Anyone can make anything that you can themselves. Also, it's bad CGI, we don't really need any more of it here.
>>1390956
I don't think people care about SDT anymore, but if you need something to do here's 4 requests of the top of my head.
Happy nude Jane with some guy(your choice/No Gamzee).
Happy topless Roxy with John.
Ahegao nude lipstick Vriska with John.
Ahegao nude lipstick Terezi with John or Dave.
>>1391000
charName:Jane;mood:Happy;bodyScale:1.05125;arms:onlegs,onlegs;throatResist:50;hair:sdchan2,;iris:normal,0,213,242,1;breasts:118;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,0;eyeshadow:0,0,0,0;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:196,80,77,0.35;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,1,20;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,89,67,51,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,0,0.34,1;skinhsl:0,1,1,1;hisskinhsl:-67,1.22,0.69,0.97;bg:2;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:0,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,25,25,25,1;hisBottoms:slacks,11,65,29,1;hisFootwear:none,0,0,0,1;collar:none,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,255,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:mari,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:none,183,187,195,1;herTan:none,0
>>1391000
charName:Vriska;mood:Ahegao;bodyScale:1.075;arms:onhislegs,onhislegs;throatResist:0;hair:sdchan2,;iris:normal,0,65,130,1;breasts:149;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,1;eyeshadow:55,26,99,1;sclera:255,186,41,1;blush:0,65,130,0.349;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,1,0;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,89,67,51,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,1,1,1;skinhsl:0,0,0.79,0.73;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:1,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,0,134,235,1;hisBottoms:slacks,0,110,233,1;hisFootwear:loafers,255,255,0,1;collar:none,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:none,183,187,195,1;nipplePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;herTan:full,0;customHair:vriska.png
>>1391000
I'm not sure if I can do Roxy but I'll try
Anyway, do you like them?
charName:Terezi;mood:Ahegao;bodyScale:1.075;arms:handjob,handjob;throatResist:0;hair:sdchan2,;iris:normal,255,0,0,1;breasts:149;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,1;eyeshadow:55,26,99,1;sclera:255,0,0,1;blush:0,130,130,0.349;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,1,0;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,89,67,51,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,1,1,1;skinhsl:0,0,0.79,0.73;hisskinhsl:0,0.57,1.2,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:1,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,183,13,14,1;hisBottoms:slacks,142,21,22,1;hisFootwear:loafers,27,29,29,1;collar:none,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;herTan:full,0;customHair:terezi - glasses.png
>>1391000
haaaay john
charName:Roxy;mood:Happy;bodyScale:1.075;arms:onhislegs,handjob;throatResist:0;hair:sdchan2,;iris:normal,255,110,243,1;breasts:116;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,1;eyeshadow:0,0,0,0;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:255,48,109,0.318;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,1,0;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,89,67,51,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:-32,0.22,2.72,1;skinhsl:0,1,1,1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:1,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,0,134,235,1;hisBottoms:slacks,0,110,233,1;hisFootwear:loafers,255,255,0,1;collar:none,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;bottoms:skirt,255,255,255,1,0,0,0,1;legwear:garterbelt,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:school,0,0,0,1,254,248,238,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;nipplePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;herTan:full,0;customHair:terezi - human_noglasses.png
>>1391228
I think the most recent with I think sby's loader but I dont know
>>1391282
Wait I think I found it
SDT Loader v5.45d
Tsavo Highway Edition.
Wow, I haven't seen interest in SDT in years. Would anyone be interested in a dump of all my homestuck SDT stuff?
>>1391549
i mean theres no reason not to
>>1391549
Just don't spam thread with it. Put it in a zip on mega or something.
I get it but I don't -_-
>>1392616
Yodel at yolorosa. She thicc but doesn't get naked and paywalls it all anyway.
>>1389184
washedtomatoes
but their tumblr is dead
>>1387237
Its an edit. The original is somewhere in archive.
>>1376178
This confuses me on so many levels
>>1396433
Gimme a second to remake them
Lost the saves
Whys there never anyporn of calliope in these things? Shes so cute i wanna see her cry
>>1396498
Jade
charName:Jade;mood:Happy;bodyScale:1.05;arms:onlegs,onlegs;throatResist:0;hair:nami,1,1,1;iris:bright,74,201,37,1;breasts:85;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,0;eyeshadow:0,0,0,0;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:196,80,77,0.35;freckles:0,0,0,1,100;mascara:0,0,0,1,0;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,79,40,21,1,79,40,21,1;hairhsl:0,0,0.22,1;skinhsl:0,1,1,1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:1,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,0,134,235,1;hisBottoms:slacks,0,110,233,1;hisFootwear:loafers,255,255,0,1;collar:none,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;bottoms:skirt,51,51,51,1,0,0,0,1;tops:shirt,0,0,0,1;legwear:stripedthighhigh,85,85,85,1,136,136,136,1;footwear:school,254,3,0,1,254,3,0,1;eyewear:pincenez,0,0,0,1;headwear:catears,255,255,255,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:none,183,187,195,1;herTan:none,0
Grimbark
charName:Grimbark;mood:Angry;bodyScale:1.05;arms:back,back;throatResist:0;hair:nami,1,1,1;iris:bright,74,201,37,1;breasts:85;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,0;eyeshadow:0,0,0,0;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:0,0,0,0;freckles:0,0,0,1,100;mascara:0,0,0,1,0;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,79,40,21,1,79,40,21,1;hairhsl:0,0,0.22,1;skinhsl:0,0,0.25,1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,1.2,1.2;balls:1,1.3;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,0,134,235,1;hisBottoms:slacks,0,110,233,1;hisFootwear:loafers,255,255,0,1;collar:leather,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:leather,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;ankleCuffs:leather,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:tube,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;bottoms:skirt,51,51,51,1,0,0,0,1;tops:shirt,0,0,0,1;legwear:stripedthighhigh,85,85,85,1,136,136,136,1;footwear:school,254,3,0,1,254,3,0,1;eyewear:pincenez,0,0,0,1;headwear:catears,74,74,74,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:none,183,187,195,1;herTan:none,0
>>1366363
lovin the bulges in this one
>>1396674
>I'll take Sentences Only Found in the Homestuck Fandom, for $200 Alex.
>>1397036
???
No?
Other people have bulges
>vriska smutfic
>either beyond out of characrer or doing thiiiiiiiis :::;p every other word
Anybody got any good ones?
>>1391463
This one is pretty good imo (sauce: paheal).
>>1397642
>milf roxy or teen roxy
the struggle is real
>>1398311
http://dezzone.tumblr.com/post/160687376699
https://jay-onjey.tumblr.com/post/160664533083
>>1398326
What a champ.
>>1399057
is.. is that tang?
>>1399111
http://twinkietwinks.tumblr.com/tagged/homesmut
>>1399111
tang retired from the homesmut game, dog.
>>1399057
Nice Davekat
someone wanted more jade from me so i'm delivering. dolorosa smut might be next
>>1400296
>>1400297
>>1400301
>>1397648
Dont you hate it when Frankie from Meet The Robinson's titrapes Markiplier?
>>1400303
there are actually so many smuttable homestuck characters that i should not limit myself so look forward to more variety next time i pop up
>>1400329
Pit, do you have a new gallery somewhere?
>>1400436
here yall go. sorry for becoming a bit of a boring sjw these days but i still like a good smut
homestuck -
https://homesmuthellblog.tumblr.com/
general smut -
https://sesameseedfun.tumblr.com/
>>1400295
>dolorosa smut might be next
Thank Christ and those Jades are A+
>>1400463
>becoming sjw
Why do people do this to themselves? Don't answer, it's a rhetoric question.
>>1400490
This. These are excellent jades.
>>1400519
you must be 18 or over to post buddy
>>1400519
shit i meant ssjw (Super Saiyan Justice Warrior)
>>1400784
what does disliking sjws has to do with being underage? If anything, that's the opposite, cuz most sjws are just projecting schoolers/studens going through a "phase".
>>1401174
fucking kek
>>1401436
flipping out suddenly on SJW's and other harmless imaginary boogeymen like an emotionally turbulent little toddler is also a phase
>>1401768
>sjws
>harmless
>negatively mentioning sjws is flipping out
getting all defensive and shit like that over it certainly is, though.
in my experience a lot of people grow up to become more empathetic/socially progressive and less callous, while others become more reactionary. from a social/political standpoint i've become someone that 95% of the folx here would hate, but i don't really care about that... i am a poster on a home smut board. i like to see the home stucks doing nasty.
>>1401792
It's all good, your work really appeals to me and I always liked your early, rougher stuff anyway. Can't wait for that sweet Dolorosa.
>>1401792
There are as many opinions as there are people, and each side always thinks the other one is wrong, stupid and so on. There's nothing one can do about it. And then again, this is not the place to try it.
But jeez Pit, I don't want to care about your terrible life choices. I want to care about the art you produce. So how about we all just aim our hate on davekat shippers instead. Certainly a more pleasant activity.
>>1401867
that's the most un-joey joey I've seen
>>1401883
It gets better when she fuses with anonymous.
fuck.
>>1398091
reminds me of the strip poker game that had homestuck characters.
>>1401792
"Anyone under 35 who is conservative has no heart. Anyone over 35 who isn't conservative has no brain."
>>1401867
hey my choices are pretty sweet. george soros and the Big Trans and Big Fem lobby has been paying me millions and i'm sipping on mai tais over here.
anyway, here is what is either the dolorosa or a very milfy kanaya
>>1401993
It's an exact palette swap of the WQ in the poker game
>>1402193
12/10
>>1400297
>jade is always breedslutting it up instead of being the buttlass she is
It's a crying shame it is.
>>1402639
she is being a buttlass right now, if you think about it
>>1402676
OH wait i'm dumb
you're right. it is a shame
>>1402639
Hey they don't call her Jade "impregnation or decapitation" Harley for nothing.
>>1402336
Not entirely, the WQ has filled out nipples, whereas this one has not.
>>1402898
open it in image editing program and invert colors dumbass. It's an exact palette swap.
>>1402944
No it's not.
>>1402336
What poker game?
>>1403374
https://hs-strip-poker.tumblr.com/ (Warning tumblr!)
Direct mega link: https://mega.nz/#!QAAUjKwC!Kv-GPxTzVkNPjPoKlf7pL0-fhiKDPoxnMjc_iImI3_E
>>1403383
>Warning tumblr!
Seriously? I have, like, five posts on there and not one of them even mentions anything related to your SJW boogeyman. I swear, this general sometimes...
>>1403502
Just joking around. Wasn't being serious at all.
>>1403507
Sorry. Just that I see that sort of shit in a few places in /aco/, and I know that not all of them are joking.
>>1402956
It fucking is, are you bllind? It's a fucking colorswap.
>>1403383
They aren't getting naked, what is this?
>>1403761
a strip poker game. Download the files and play it. You beat characters in poker, they get nekkid.
>>1403810
I'm playing, no one's lost clothing, not even me
>>1403997
post screenshot. Either something's really wrong or you just hit a stalemate. Or... don't know how to play poker properly.
>>1404030
I don't know the first thing about poker but I played Strip Poker Night at the Inventory and clothing comes off very quickly in that, and it's also easy to win by clicking random shit there.
>>1404038
well, this is a game from the 90ys. Games were more like games back then, not the baby-tier garbage you mostly see around these days.
>>1404045
The art assets for this are beyond garbage anyway.
>>1404050
the Queen is pretty good and on-model.
There's also the 3D Vriska.
>>1404050
you play it for fun, not to fap.
>>1404096
what do you mean how do you play? You make them run out of cash, and every time they do, they remove a piece of clothing. Simple as that.
post a fucking screenshot, I told you already.
>>1404104
So there's no good reason why this hasn't happened. I don't even run out.
>>1404121
Ok, this is some newer version of it, dunno why there's more than one opponent. But the problem is that everyone has a fuckload of money - bid more, risk more, or just start with lesser amounts.
>>1404127
Should do it, thanks
>>1404130
My strategy for it was to start with minimal cash, max bid value and minimal credit, then if you have goodcards just kepp raising as much as you can, it forces opponent to quickly run out of money and then a chain reaction starts. Surely, this only happens if you win few first big bets. It's easy to keep opponents clothes falling off when you have much more money, but if the roles get reversed I usually just start anew.
basically, if oponent has 400cash and you raise by 500, it causes them to lose, drop a piece of clothing, get some 800-1000 cash as credit and you just keep doing it.
>>1404140
This, basically. It's the same way for a LOT of strip poker games, especially the old online flash ones that were so popular about a decade ago. It's not exactly nuanced and it can be a bit difficult, but it does give you a bit more control over how the game's going compared to, say, SPNATI
>>1404106
This picture will always amuse me. Someone made an edit of the original to make it Dave and Jade (back when DaveJade making sweet sweet love was a fad), but the edit only had some of the positions. So this restaurant owner then tracked down the original with all the positions, edited it into DaveJade, and then made it into a tablecloth.
>>1404564
That looks like tiles, rather than a tablecloth, though.
>>1404083
haha oh man i remember this entire string of pics you're postin here. i wanna redraw somethin old to demonstrate improvement or just for kicks.
>>1404564
Sometimes I'm forced to wonder whether the Homestuck fandom was actually a thing.
Now that it's dying off, the sheer ludicrosity of it all kind of mystifies me.
>>1404582
nah, it's cloth under a glass, a lot of places have that.
>>1404587
I approve of it.
>>1404083
whamo
>>1404083
thicc ara's cute but the blobby fef meme needs to fucking die