Second life of everyday objects.

Nigga wut?

>>1358711
I really really like this image

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Would the switch dog count?

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>>1358854

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>>1358860

well this is something different

>>1358801
wat

>>1358844
Should be the other way around shouldn't it? The iPod or whatever has the "vagina" and the speaker has the "penis"

Is this the new ROBLOX thread?

You should go outside more often

Well this was unexpected

>>1358707
>"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said

Ummm why.

>>1358707
Needa source.

I like

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lol

>>1363164
Is that... a garbage bag? I should not be this aroused by a fucking garbage bag.

>>1358707

>this entire thread...

>>1361214
KEK

I lost my shit

>>1358707
this is hot

what the fuck

>>1358707
I called this "Riding a bike"

>>1358811
Thanks, Anon

>>1358854
cute

>>1364919
>girl is a pencil because women make more mistakes

>>1365013
Anon its cool if you make mistakes bruv. How else are you going to grow as a man if you dont experience yourself what from your point of view is a mistake and what is an achievement.

>>1365024
But I'm a woman.

>>1358707
>the entire thread and everything after this post
>mf

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>>1365251

I'm speechless. For the first time since that thread of the dead body inside a freezer from /b/, I'm fucking speechless.

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>>1365329
>thread of the dead body inside a freezer from /b/
Weird

>>1365350
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>>1365355
>mailbait

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Does Burnbot count?

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>>1365482

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>>1365487

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>>1364811
That's actually amazing

>this kind of thread
It has been a while

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>>1365307
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>>1365314
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>>1365350
>>1365352
>>1365355
>>1365358
I've never wanted to fuck a mailbox more than now in my entire life.

>>1364811
neato

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>This whole thread

I love my species.

>>1365352
Ashamed to admit that I'm kinda turned on by this.

>>1365426
>filename
Good one

>>1358844
hot

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I tried to contribute

>>1364248
Sometimes the bike rides you.

>>1366360
I'd like to take their cherries.

I really want to request more objects getting anthropomorphized like these, but I doubt anyone would.

>>1367369
I would. Request away.

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>>1367418
Basically, I got a major boot fetish, so I'd love to see a shiny boot with a cute face getting cummed on, stepping on a cock, etc.

Is this a YLYL thread or something?

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>>1368050
Sure, why not?

>>1363164
it was a toss up between jerking to this or the toilet. I chose this one. And wrapped my dick in a trashbag while I did. I am ashamed. But it was a great cum.

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>>1368098
lol

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>>1367520

>>1368296
Damn, that's awesome! Thanks, man!

>>1368320
You're very welcome!

>>1368296
God forgive us for we have sinned

>>1368352
We're already in hell. The only thing we can do is be honest with our own twisted nature.

>>1358707
So that's why Calvin's bike always chased him.
it just wanted his D.

>>1368296
DUDE
A+

>>1364811
Mother nature is fucking hot.

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>>1368296
Nice

>>1368340
Do you have a Tumblr? I'd love to commission more.

>>1368404
Best one.

>>1360897
It's from a tumblr user called "zuzlr".

Some anon post that pic of detailed reproductive organs of cars

>>1368296
Now I'll feel even worse watching that judge doom dip scene in who framed Rodger rabbit. I didn't even know that was still possible for me, great job! (No seriously good art, kudos anon)

>>1358707
This is a use of 『Gold Experience』 I had never considered.

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Bump

>>1367952
DUCKTITS WOO HOO

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>>1368405

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>>1368121

>>1371416
I have no idea but I'd personally like to see more

>>1371638
Well thanks for this. I do enjoy seeing doll stuff

>>1365445
>tfw had a spoon that i used all through childhood, perfect size, weight, etc
>puberty, hands got bigger
>perfect spoon now too small

its real

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Best part of these threads is seeing how confused, aroused, and/or freaked out the normies get.

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>>1371904
Well, besides the extremely weird stuff.

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>>1371909
Heard there's an MLP artist who does a lot of weird stuff like this, but with ponies.

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>>1371912
Badumsquish, I think.

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>>1371914
Anyway, this is all I have that fits the thread. I need to save more.

This thread makes me scared but also a bit aroused

Requestig porn of this sexy Fruit and Nut bar from an old 90's advert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MaifD8lK_0

>>1364813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

>>1366295
link to the artist, thier tumblr got deleted

>>1372790
>A stack of plates

Fuck it, why not?

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I need the big OJ cock

>>1363164
Your waif is trash

>>1365358
>>1365355
>>1365352
>>1365350
s-stop making me want to fuck my mailbox

>>1358844
what am I looking at

Great, now I have a fetish for objects. I'm going to be going around cumming on all the different things in my house calling all them little sluts.

God. Fucking. Damn it.

>>1365350
>>1365352
>>1365355
>>1365358
imagine the neighbors seeing some mailman fuck their mailbox

this fucking thread

>>1363164
Not gonna lie, I did try humping a blown up trash bag when I started tugging on my cyclops.

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So I'm the dude that animated the gif in the OP, and decided to draw something new for this thread.

>>1363164
>knowing that this pic is actually based on a real thing in Secondlife

>I'm not sure what OP meant with his picture let me just look in this thre-

>>1358801
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this

>>1374345
>fucking a speaker

Shit I think you're onto something here

>>1358707
This is /d/ tier degeneracy.

>>1377857
>When you sexually identify as an attack helicopter

god is dead

>>1358707
That pic reminds me of a really old RPG Maker game. The only thing I remember about it was that you could make a half human hybrid with literally anything. Even a bike.

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>>1365567

>>1368296
Hey, you're the snipper clips drawfag!

>>1363164
Love the artist

>>1364826
W A T

>>1358811
I like it too

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>>1379847

>>1374345
>>1374782
>playing galo sengen at max volume
Penis annihilated

>>1385426
https://youtu.be/6vCGwJ1vs0w

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>>1387121

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Sweet, a reason to post this.
I drew these a while ago.

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>>1387218
Amazing

>>1387125
>>1387121
>>1382054
>>1379847
>>1365567
I've always fucking loved these

>>1365567
F-forgive me, ExplorerChan! I love you!

>>1387121
>>1387125
Thanks a lot, f/am, I didn't know that he was still making programs porn.

we have seen som shit we have never seen before

>>1365350
>>1365314
For fuck's sake I really can't afford to develop a mailbox fetish

why is so much shit getting deleted ITT

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God is dead

ilove how a lot of the pics got deleted

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>>1394967
I think it's because the janitors are confusing it for furry content.

>>1365399
This is fucking crazy.
This is a concrete structure designed is asia to break up the intensity of the waves and weaken the water coming in to protect the land.
Now here's one in a thong.

>>1395093
There were some lalaloopsy dolls that git deleted too

>>1391600
>>1395093

I thought most of the deleted stuff were reaction images?

>>1395174
They probably thought they were lolis.

This place is more autistic than reddit, I swear to god...

What happened to 4chan?

>>1396529
>Saying it like 4chan was not autistic to start with

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>>1396529

>>1396701
I'm mad that I cannot use this in SFW boards.

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Silly pic I drew ages ago in a /co/ thread discussing some of the ridiculous lanterns

>>1358707
>there is someone out there that saw a bicycle and wanted to have sex with it

>>1398921
iirc the artist made it as practice/jokes.

>>1365358
As I just came to this I had on the face of dissapointment. I might have reached a new low in my life. I just came to a fucking mailbox. If you excuse me, I will now rethink life...

>>1399074
what even is that?

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>>1399145
>>>/toy/6251951

>>1398930
Doesn't mean no one doesn't wanna fuck a bike

Why won't this thread just die already...

>>1399145
It's a fidget spinner.

>>1365025
kek

>>1387218
>>1387222
That's really nice stuff.

>>1365310
that dick looks really wrong. like a fly's face

>>1365843
kek

>>1399289
Fuck outta here this is the most fun aco has had in a minute

>/aco/ gets raided by /d/
top kek

>>1364813
Spank that bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz70aw1trOA

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>>1379369

>>1366378
I laughed.

>>1405320
I did.