Gerudo Link Thread

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>>1260422

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why did they make him so fucking hot what the hell
this shit is the best marketing for the switch

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Fucking 4chan, now I'm fapping to Link?! God damn this place.

which trap link do you prefer; shy and embarrassed or slutty and seductive?

>>1261048
both at once??

>>1261048
Why not two Links? Why not FOUR LINKS? With each their own trap personality!

>>1261048
Slutty Gerudo Link turns me the fuck on like very few things do.

>>1260422
nice gyno faggot

sincerely, /fit/

>>1260898
you mean God bless this place

>>1260892
i had a boner until i saw this picture.

I've never lost a boner that fast, seriously, fuck you nigger faggot.

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>>1261265
The game has been out for like 2 weeks and I have way too much porn of link

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>>1261267

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>>1261268
Something about femboys in slut clothes turns me on way to much

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>>1261272

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>>1261273

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>>1261275

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>>1261276

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>>1261277

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>>1261279
Fun fact if you have the 8bit link amiibo you can get the pants of the hero which are basically booty shorts

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>>1261287

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>>1261290

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>>1261291

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>>1261293

twink ink""

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>>1261294

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>>1261299

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>>1261303

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>>1261304

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>>1261308
Oops wrong pic

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>>1261310

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>>1261311

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>>1261313

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>>1261315
OK that's it for me. Ending with my all time favorite pic of link.

Can we post all Link

so is link twink now

>>1261401
twink just means a gay, attractive young lad. basically a male bimbo. so yeah it's kinda always been a qt

>>1261401
Please desist on being new

>>1261335
shall we try and keep it to crossdressing/trap Link maybe?

>>1261636
That was always the idea

>>1260898
someone make his dick smaller please

>>1261401
link is a girl (male)

>>1261917
>He only linkes small dicks
What are you, straight?

>>1261409
At least since OoT. Thank Miyamoto's thirsty wife.

>>1261202
>Not liking boy titties
I think you'll find that YOU'RE the faggot.

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>>1261048
Slutty boys are best boys

>>1261238
wow thanks for the redpill :) upvote!!

>>1261238
>being insecure about his little dick
Newsflash, /pol/ack. Niggers don't have bigger than average dicks, you have a smaller than average one. Probably from all that European inbreeding.

>finds Link strangely hot
>wtf I'm gay
>check this thread
>the penis is instant turn off
What the fuck is my problem? Is it the outfit?
I'm gonna say it's the outfit.

>>1262270
>Outfit makes him look like a boyish girl instead of a girlish boy
>Turns someone who's attracted to girls on
What a shocker!

>>1262276
well shit sorry if I'm of open views

>>1262270
The best solution is to like what you like and not like what you don't like and be comfortable with that. Anyone who tries to tell you you're anything but what you want to be is probably trying to sell you something. Appreciate the boner, explore what it might mean, learn something one way or another, and move on.

>>1262270
it's not gay if it looks like a girl

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>>1262424
G spot is absolutely a real thing

Talking about the g-spot, no matter how much I try I can't find it. Wtf is wrong with me

>>1262440
It really only happens after being turned on enough, it's not an instantaneous 'fuck yes' button

>>1262444
I understand that, I will be rock hard and edging and still nothing.

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>>1262308
>>1262321

>>1262466
Oh come on, I didn't even use any big words. You need to read something besides the Book of Mormon and expand your vocabulary, honey.

>>1262497
>Falling for his bait

>>1260422
Did anyone catch the Gerudo Link greentext from the short lived /trash/ thread? It was really cute and I couldnt save it.

>>1262537
No, but now I want it.

>>1262506
>Implying that there aren't repressed morons out there that believe this. The same kind of fucking perverted weirdos that feel guilty after jerking off to ladyboys so they go tell their bishop about it so he can spank it under his desk while telling them they aren't allowed t be on the sacred mormon b-ball team anymore.

>>1262545
>sacred mormon b-ball
W
wat?

>>1262553
Basketball is an integral part of the mormon or LDS religion. Every single mormon church has a basketball court in it. Look it up or ask a mormon.

>>1261294
>>1261303
Artist?

>>1261303
>>1262657
Y'all got to start posting sources with these things.

>>1260555
God yes this is exactly what I wanted out of Link in this outfit

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haven't seen this mentioned in any of these threads, but the amiibo can unlock outfits. Since the original Link wasn't wearing pants, for the Hero set unlocked with the 8-bit 25th anniversary amiibo, the pants are basically just boots and a pair of spats short enough to not be seen under the tunic. They've got a cute little octorok on them.
They literally cover less skin than the shorts Link wears when he's "naked" in this game.

>>1262549
He's cold anon, warm him up

>>1262150
Y-yes

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>>1262873
Anon...

>>1262497
G spot is not a body part, go read a biology book you fucking retard

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>>1262537
How long is it? I have this one from /d/

>>1262657
>>1262674
spazkid

>>1262446
It might be a matter of just needing to build sensitivity over time.

Once upon a time my nipples were not sensitive at all, but I started playing with them regularly - even just gently (and I found the gentle cranks up the sensitivity much more effectively than clamps and such) - and now just a little bit of poking can be an immediate 0-60.

I also remember hearing one time in some sex ed-type class that you have to build up the connections in your body and brain; that it's pretty normal for [insert sex act] to not rock your world when you first start trying it, but if you keep at it your brain actually builds more physical connections for whatever it is, and as a result you start feeling it more/better.

I wish there was more Trap Link with hot Gerudo women.

>>1262446
There's a handy thread right now on /gif/: >>>/gif/10245331

>>1262797
moar of this

>>1262986
That's it! Thanks anon!

>>1261202
Says the landwhale

Came in not sure what to expect and got mostly cuck shit. It's like I'm really on /gif/.

>>1263850
so leave and stop being an attention seeking faggot

Great, now I want to rape Link. Thanks /aco/.

>>1264221
>now
where you been gramps?

>>1262797
wow, now i want underwear with a little octorok in them

>>1262256
thats an edit. someone felt it necessary to edit the white dick to be black.

really makes you think about the type of individual who is insecure.

>>1264684
why not just post the original and move on, it's just dick

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>>1264730
I don't know, the original is superior anyway, the edit fucked up the cum.

The edit clearly wasn't done by the original artist, since I'm friends with the dude.

>>1262497
Aren't we being a little harsh now?

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well nobody mentioned there was basically a gimpsuit in the game

>>1264736
Tell your friend that the faces he draws are fucking adorable.

>>1264736
>>1264736
cucks btfo
doing gods work anon

>>1262256
>projecting
wew lad. honestly kys
also
>implying ooga booga tribes didnt commit incest.
fucking wew. how about you check an actual incest chart instead of talking retarded shit.

There should really be porn of Sheikah outfit link too. Those thighs, hnnng~

>>1266930
that's a lucha costume you cumt

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>>1262256
hmmm really makes you think.

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>>1261175
I like you.... I REALLY like you

>>1261267
I don't have enough. While we have gotten good pictures of Gerudo Link I don't think we have gotten enough great ones or high quality ones.

We definitely don't have enough pictures of him taking the wolf knot and I don't think I have even seen him get fucked silly by an horse. Or even fucking Epona for that matter
>>1261048
The former turning into the later when cock enters him

>>1262986

>fetishizing flaccidity

lost me right there.

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>>1261267
I like the idea of Link being a slut for rupees.
>Once a week, Link strips down to his skimpy underwear and walks into the village square, carrying a large pot
>He stands above the pot, his underwear arranged so that his cute cock pokes out the front and his tight pucker winks in the warm air
>whenever one of the village men walks by he bends over and wiggles his bottom at them, enticing them to have some fun
>Once they drop a rupee in his pot he spreads his cheeks and they take him roughly, pounding his plump backside while he moans giddily.
>He positions himself so that his pecker points down into his rupee pot, and while the locals hammer at his prostate he periodically shoots excites ropes of cum inside
>Sometimes the men get impatient and use his mouth too while his poor rump gets abused, he hums and moans enthusiastically when they do.
>The men can either fill his cute pucker with jizz or pull out and shoot it into the rupee pot with links own seed. He thanks each customer with a kiss and then takes position above the pot again.
>At the end of the day he takes each rupee out of the pot and licks all of the mingled cum off of them, and pores the remaining jizz into his potion bottles to help catch fairies .
>Then he winks his cum-filled rosebud and strides out of town.

>>1268065
i like the idea of link desperately needing rupees for gear and some sleazy guy taking advantage of him over it

>>1266930
If you think that's the gimp suit you haven't seen the rubber armor

>find trap link
>dick is enjoying this
>been playing dnd so it works
>been furiously beating my meat to this shit
>open up this thread, scrolling and stroking
>it's all pretty much the same images
>isn't doing anything for my dick

did I poison my own well, anons?

>>1268236
No, variety is the spice of life is all. Try looking at other cute boys.

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>>1268236
For test purposes:

>>1264736
other version is superior, tell your friend to learn better

>>1268672
It's actually not, as it fucked up the cum shading, and the color choices in the editing are poor.

But to each their own.

>>1268672
they're right about it not being a very good edit though

>>1262986
>>1263788

Writefag here

I had a feeling this would find it's way around 4chan. Posted it on /d/ as well as the sequel.

Yes, there is a sequel.

http://pastebin.com/u/SilentWhispers915

>>1268023

I openly admit it's not for everyone.

>>1268680
just let him be on his own delusion.

>>1268672
>60 seconds of photoshop by changing the color of 1 piece while fucking up the cum shading is superior.
honestly kys.

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I have loved botw since the link reveal in 2014 where he looked like a girl. i knew there would be crossdressing in this game fucking called it. I basically bought a switch just to get gerudo veil link fuuuuuck

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I fucking LOVE how link gets embarrased in the game too during dialog where someone calls him pretty or a cute little Vai. He loves it!

>>1262256
>what is Allen's rule
Why are you even a poster on fetish boards without being a cock connoisseur ???

>>1269812
>arguing about drawn cum on a virtual 17yo boy's face
What a time to be alive

>>1270596
>being so self conscious about the color of skin you edit the dick color and fuck up the artists original piece in the process
Really makes you think

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>>1267479
I agree, I just wish I could do better.

>>1270733
I mean it's just a dick, really as long as the edit is done well I wouldnt care if the dick was indigo

>>1271497
Right, I agree if the edit is properly done it shouldn't matter.

But when you go in the thread, and start bitching about dick size/arguing about the bbc meme over a shitty edit that pales in comparison to the original, it's fucking stupid.

>>1271486
It's not bad, just needs a little perspective work and maybe some touch-up. At least you made the effort

>>1271486
i like it, a lot.

>>1271486
cute!

dont let this shit die

>>1273275
Any barbarian armor link? That stuffs hot as hell.

>>1273542
finally some link gape

>>1271502
>>1271497
>>1270733
>>1270596
>>1269812
>>1268672
Look at what you're fucking arguing about. Dicks and cum on a cartoon. What has happened in your life for things to come to this?

>>1274350
and yet you re here arguing about others arguing over dicks and cum on a cartoon.

>>1270476

I was actually highly disappointed that it only really happens in the desert.
I was hoping I could stride into Kakariko or Hateno and the charade could continue.

I NEED Gerudo Link servicing the Ganondorf Horse

That massive thing against Link small body. Fuck!

>>1274456
Fuck it, I can't hold out. I'm drawing this myself

>>1274668
pretty sure bestiality isnt allowed on /aco/

>>1274689

Didn't stop these

>>1261272
>>1261265
>>1261303

>>1274689
Pretty sure you should mind your own damn business you goody two shoe

>>1274693
zozzle

>>1274693
nice job dumbass

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>>1274689

>>1264736
Tell your friend that this was the first time a look got me hard.

>>1262270
It's not gay if the balls don't touch, or if you don't make a sound, or if it's a full moon out

>>1261238
Triggered.

>>1267479
The barbarian set needs more too.

That's actually amazing how much trap/gay link porn this single game makes.

>>1276425
its entirely expected to be honest. they knew what they were doing.

Reggie straight up called link hot on live television.

>>1261048
I can't be the only one that prefers shy and embarrassed boys right??
Cute>>>whorish

>>1266930
I KNOW, right?

>>1261048
if it's a boy, he's gotta be slutty

>>1261276
>that well-used hole
yes

When the fuck is shad gonna stop with his campaign of edginess and draw some botw link?

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>>1282426
>shad

>>1282465
Problem?

Last week I kept having erotic dreams about Link. It was really troubling because I -never- have erotic dreams.

I would just wake up with a cold sweat and a raging boner, wondering
>What am I doing with my life?

>>1282478
Plenty, but also concern

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>>1282426
Some day, there has to be a reason behind these tweets.

>>1282511
Sorry bruh, shad just gets me
>>1282520
I sure hope it's soon, I keep checking back

>>1282988
shame about the two on the left not getting it on

>>1260422
THOSE AREN'T LINK'S CANONICAL NIPPLES!!!

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>>1260422

>>1285076
Cosmic luck on that gifycat name.

>>1262549
I like to imagine minda forced link into having an rc vibrator in his ass set to the highest intensity

>>1286221
Electric technology...In a fantasy setting. That is stupid.

>>1260555
Two THOUSAND rupees for a blowjob? Sure thing, that's easy money!

>>1267479
>>1271486
He definitely needs a bulge in the Sheikah set to explain how it doesn't count for crossdressing.

>>1286247
no kidding, he'd be crazy to deny that deal

>>1286228
You're stupid

>>1286228
right because the lightning weapons, the circuit based puzzles, as well as actual conducting electricity aren't at all indicative of that being a possibility.

Fucking retard.

>>1286221
>>1286228
Could always just stick a stalkoblin arm in there. It would be hotter and immersive.

>>1286504
That sounds way worse than a fantasy vibrator

>>1286470
Nah you are just butthurt that your shitty idea is shit.

>>1286924
im not the same anon, fuckwit.

instead of continuing to act like a retard and defend yourself when you're clearly in the wrong you could just admit you were a bit retarded and we could go back to posting porn.

>>1278017
cute and blushing is always best.

This is hot, but I am not into gay shit in the slightest. Is there any R63 yet of this?

>>1286928
>Doesn't go back to posting porn
wew

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>>1287438
neither did you fuckface

>>1288335
Not saying was I was going to so fuck you neener.

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>>1288448
Did you just have a stroke?

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>>1288460
Maybe. What of it?

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>>1288517
just making sure you didnt fall over and die after your post

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>>1288531
Found this guy. Hope they do my Link.

https://touch.pixiv.net/member.php?id=18450398

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>>1288543
*More link

>>1262270
I have a butthole fetish. Only reason I'm here

>>1288859
Kek idk why that is funny.

>>1287329
Even if there was, it wouldn't be as good. Why limit yourself?

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>>1291520
>>1291526
>>1291527
>>1291530

>>1288591
Why is he so goddamn perfect.

>>1293273
The proportions are kinda wonky but it's good.

>>1293219
I want to rub my dick on links tummy and hips :(

>>1293688
lewd

Does a Zora's vagina smell like people?

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>>1293219
>blond hair
>dark eyebrows

>>1282988
Yo i wanna fuck myself from an alternate universe now what the fuck

>>1293717
What does people specifically smell like

>>1295953
Foxy buughhhh

>>1261317

the fact that his hair is up like a gerudo girl's is really igniting my dick

>>1295956
Goddamn that's meek, I love it.

>>1261048
shy beta but into it

>>1261048
Shy, embarrassed and shocked and ashamed of how much they secretly love it.

>>1298073
>>1298072
>>1298070
You have a source for these?

>>1298253
not him but the source is
theterriblecon.tumblr.com

have fun

>>1260555
Artist?

>>1298779
>fo
nigger detected

>>1298231
what is the name of that gerudo lady?

>>1298888
Urbosa, theres an unfortunately small amount of r34 or her

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>>1262424

>>1298939
>replying to month old posts

>>1298231

Holy shit yes dude.
This game awoke some weird urges in me
Where else could I turn but 4chan

This may be my new favorite thing on the internet..

>>1299179
This is great!

>>1298588
Anyone?

>>1300206
I tried to find it, no such luck

>>1300209
head back over to your containment board lad

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>>1300475

>Used to look up to and admire Link.
>Now I can't stop fapping to all the pictures of him riding cock, sucking dick, getting cum in his mouth, on his face, or in his ass, and him slutting himself out for rupees.
>Then came the cheerleader and princess outfits
>Now the Gerudo outfit.
Please have mercy on my dick, he's taken so much of my cum.

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>>1298231

>>1298231
>Ywn give a cute shy Link a very slow and passionate first fuck to slowly get him used to being a cockslut.

>>1300713
>Grew up wanting to be Link
>Now want to be inside of Link

TimesChange.gif

... Still wanna be Link...

>>1298809
Nice eye m8 I didn't catch that one

>>1301170
>Not still wanting to be Link
What are you fuckin gay?

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>>1301255
Yeah, do you see the amount of pussy and cock he gets?

>>1288331
What is this armor?

>>1301988
Hylian Hood, Gerudo titty veil, barbarbarian panties

>>1301625
>Link whoring himself off for rupees

I need more of this kind of content in my life

>>1269612
My friend, you are too good to be writing shriveldick fetish porn. You've got great world building and character writing in those pieces.

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>>1303563

>>1303708
Bless

>>1303708
>no footjob

>>1269612
Are you still planning on continuing this? Because my dick desperately needs more prostitute trap Link getting his brains fucked out.

>>1296594
the fire rises

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>a sea of gerudo links
>still no barbarian link

>>1307380
he is too feminine for that

>>1307436
>not wanting a cute boy savage
shit taste tbqhwy

>>1307380
he looks so cute in that, theres something adorable about cute boys trying to be manly

>>1307380
>That hand print just above his crotch
Somebody else had to put that on him.

>>1288583
Love how he is "excited". Makes me excited

>>1307645
"somebody" with three large fingers. judging by the size, maybe a moblin.

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>>1307438
its worth remembering that were link ever accosted on the road by bandits, etc. he could easily carve them up with his sword. That he gets bent over and taken like the femme he looks like is because he's looking for it.

>>1308299
I will never not be put off by this nose design

I'm glad I decided to browse /aco/ today.

>You'll never be pretty as Link
Why.

The Legend of Lelda /storytiem/.

this game was created with 4chan in mind. the Zelda franchise truly is dead, or at least on its last limbs. and look who's to blame. it's been a fun, 30 year adventure filled with magic and fantasy. keep cumming, literal faggots, you earned it.

>>1309961
>nintendo creates brand new game that consistantly gets high ratings from critics and fans alike yet zelda franchise is dead

>>1308299
only because they underestimate him because they think he's a 12 year old girl

>>1309961
overreaction much

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>>1310387
it made people he doesn't like happy, so it must be horrible

>>1309961
if anything it brought the franchise back from the brink of being dead. It's more popular than ever now thanks to BoTW.

I hope they do some more 2D zeldas though. I really liked link between worlds.


That being said, anyone got any ravio and link? That shits hot as hell

>>1307438
even better is when cute boys actually succeed being manlier than your grown up computer nerd ass despite being like 12

>>1310772
gee marge, you didn't have to tell it like it is

>>1310841
when I said "your" i actually meant "mine" like in "isn't it great when your bus arrives just in time"

>>1310844
addendum: and I wasn't being insulting, I actually like it

>>1310772
classical bucolic poetry tends to be gay alexandrian poets imagining what it would be like to be even gayer greek shepherds, wandering around the countryside, having really chill singing contests, and occasionally finding cool minor treasure. Theres other stuff too, like witches or apollo getting in on the singing/pining/loot, but mostly just shepherd husbandos being really chill. I guess I mean to say that its a very old tradition.

>>1310387
>consistantly gets high ratings from critics and fans alike

I've heard differently. why do you settle for shit when there's so many better games out there?.

>>1310425
>it made people he doesn't like happy, so it must be horrible

this is what happens when you give Nintendo head and you keep on suckin'.

>>1312289
>I've heard differently
>it's in the top 5 highest rated games of all time on metacritic
You're a moron, anon. The game is almost universally praised.

>>1312295
>Metacritic

that's one website, idiot. you only think so highly of it because you're a regular cocksucker for Nintendo when they make shitty games. you can have your sacred universal praise, it doesn't make it a stellar masterpiece above all else. go back to playing your degenerate fucking Kirby and Splatoon shit.

>>1312336
.......Are you stupid? Do you realize metacritic is an aggregate? It's collecting ALL the reviews and averaging them. If you have a very high score on metacritic it means there was an internet-wide consensus on it.

>>1312420
>Dozens of newspapers and sites like Kotaku like it.
>IT'S THE BEST, YOU MUST AGREE.

>>1312420
>Internet wide consensus
>the internet
gee, I wonder why "everyone" luvs it so!

go out and literally ask people who have played it if the reviews reflect their opinion of it.

>>1312485
Most of them will agree with the scores, twatsprinkle. Nearly everyone agrees it is at least a good game. The only point of contention is whether it deserves a 10/10. Very few people argue that it's "bad" and most of them are contrarians.

>>1313164
have you actually played the game, anon? Because I've put 150 hours into it.

Why are you shitposting on /aco/ of all things with your retarded /v/ wojacks?

>>1313164
My only complaint with the game so far is there's no option in the dialog trees to mess with the Yigas in disguises, I wanna see that one who pretends to be a banana merchant freak out when I call his bluff and by ALL his shit

>>1313192
>150 hours

you're never getting those back, bruv. might as well stay on the gravy train you got inevitably sucked into for some reason.

>>1313254
why are you so triggered over a videogame you autist

>>1313265
feel free to psycho-analyze, anon. I have my reasons and it's completely up to you to be angered enough to respond.

>>1313286
Or you could answer the question instead of continuing to shitpost for no fucking reason

>why dont you like it
>B-BECAUSE REASONS

>>1313291
"People like a thing I don't, hurr durr"

Most likely his reasons.

>>1313291
quite frankly, no matter what reasons I provide it certainly won't be enough to even get you to look at the game from speculative point of view. I mean, you seem so passionate about it so why would you seek or debate reasons why it could be a bad game?. you may continue fapping, senpai.

>>1313327
>i am going to bitch about a game, then refuse to list my reasons
>I am a huge fucking faggot, please rape my face
Why the fuck should anyone take you seriously if you're only going to shitpost rather than give actual reasons?

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>>1313332
>rather than give actual reasons

well, what exactly do you call a valid reason?. I don't see you trying to find a reason why it isn't good, which probably means that you're not willing to have an actual discussion about why it's bad because you think I'm shitposting anyways.

>>1313394
>i don't like thing
>why dont you like thing
>i-i'm not telling you
Seriously? The games not perfect, no game is. But it's damn good.

A valid reason is anything of substance you can actually present as an argument, which you have yet to do.

>>1313394
>well, what exactly do you call a valid reason?.
Not him, but I'd say a valid reason in this scenario is anything you don't like about it
What particular issues/flaws did you find with the game

>because you think I'm shitposting anyways.
By saying "I don't like it cause reasons" and then insulting people when they ask what reasons you're referring to you kinda are shitposting, just listing your reasons would mean you're not

>>1313406
>shrines are way too short in comparison to the dungeons in previous Zelda games
>the survival aspect kicks up difficulty especially in the beginning
>combat tasks are repetitive like the puzzles
>shrines are easy to complete given their short duration
>climbing the Sheika towers gets tedious

now then, I didn't say it was the absolute worst game in the franchise, but the change in gameplay style (especially the open world theme) serves to distance itself from other entries aside from OOT and Majoras Mask. I don't agree with the ratings because it's such an unexpected shift in certain areas. it's just not that special.

>>1313437
>shrines are way too short in comparison to the dungeons in previous Zelda games
I agree, I wish there were more traditional dungeons
>the survival aspect kicks up difficulty especially in the beginning
I'm hoping hardmode limits the amount you can eat, because cooking is actually broken in regards to raw healing amount
>combat tasks are repetitive like the puzzles
a little
>shrines are easy to complete given their short duration
some are yes, but theres several that can be quite the brainteaser. The one thing I don't like is how they all vary in difficulty so much.
>climbing the Sheika towers gets tedious
i dont agree with this however, theres not many of them for it to get too annoying.

All of your reasons are completely valid complaints, you're no longer shitposting.

However I do still think the game is great, and I really enjoyed it. Zelda has always been meant to be open world, it was their intention since the very first game.

>>1313450
it's a start, I suppose. I think the main reason it didn't click for me was because I've been playing Zelda for years and this title struck me as being quite different and wondering if it'll have a lasting impact on future releases and how those mechanics will affect those games. that and the trap link just irritated me a little, it's zelda, not metal gear. other than that, it wasn't an awful game that you'd find in a bin at Walmart.

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Isn't this supposed to be a porn thread?

>>1313500
its on page 9 and is past bump limit, so no.

>>1313500
not when the board is filled with retards who prefer to argue about games

>>1314182
you're welcome.