Homesmut thread #39
Old thread:
>>1222319
Image resources:
rule34stuck.booru.org
mspabooru.com (SFW only)
rule34.paheal.net
rule34.xxx
recommended fic list:
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8 (Recommendations welcome!)
MSPARP room:
msparp.com/acohsg
HSG smutbox (old, no longer maintained)
https://mega.nz/#!B8whxARY!2IkDWquXfMaATz1YfH8I3tMdaNKHB8QbIaijxn6rCUc
Strip poker game by Anon:
http://hs-strip-poker.tumblr.com/
Homestuck mods for HoneySelect:
https://honeymodder.tumblr.com/
Nudestuck Archive:
https://mega.nz/#F!D4UHXBgI!_ePBb6bBcv4JOHYPoEyXYw
Sister thread:
8ch net/homosuck/res/15605.html
Pitkin archive: (lots of Homestuck, some other stuff too - was purged from the internet a while ago)
https://mega.nz/#F!Ds9nhIBa!LK9YTjr5pxoHjEXflmAAfg
more cheerleader jade
homestuck ruined my life
it took everything from me and i have nothing to go back to
>>1252424
whats it like to eat ass?
>>1253546
really depends
usually dry and rippled, not actually that fun desu if you are giving
receiving is pretty cool tho, but every chick i've been with prefers being eaten out
>>1252424
>green cheerleader
>fucking the red team
Traitor!
>>1253546
>>1253838
>>1254143
>>1254151
post buttholes
>>1254189
I thought this was a homestuck thread, not scott pilgrim
>>1253543
iktfb
>>1253546
>>1253838
>>1254143
>>1252424
Is this honey select?
>>1256280
Yes, Honeyfag posts regularly here and does requests too. He has a tumblr if I remember correctly, but I didn't save the link.
>>1256679
what? thats not honey select dude
>>1254164
I gotchu senpai
I think I found I Roxy cosplay set from the misc part of the nudestuck archive. gimme a minute to upload
>>1256830
You can link it but try not posting it in the thread, it will just get deleted.
>>1256679
It's DAZ Studio, not Honey Select, though I did that stuff too.
Not the original modder though, my stuff is
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/
Have some JohnRose.
>>1256897
>>1256830
https://mega.nz/#F!lw1jQD4K!6-K2azKcHTgsT86XxwNdaw
this should be it plus a few others I felt like grabbing.
They came unsorted and I'm not about to fix it.
>>1256965
Some Dave/Rose or Rose/Roxy would be swell
I literally came hands-free when I stumbled across this.
>>1257597
Nice to see someone with some level of appealing art still doing HS stuff. I'm tired of overweight/bony uggos.
>>1257597
anon, you just might be a pedophile
request was for more dialogue stuff
>>1257728
her fucking boobs suggest otherwise
>>1258566
Nice.
>mfw this thread
>>1257728
homophobe
It's honestly inspiring that people are still making porn for this comic.
Will this train ever stop?
>>1258566
the guys on serketchan hate you
>>1259113
Being disliked by retards is always a good thing. Plus they're welcome to do better, it's a free program and facial settings can be shared.
>>1259113
...why?
>>1259113
HSG is full of literal autists and women. Who cares what they think?
>>1259114
I was super happy with your happy grimdorks day post on your blog guess I'm folllowing that.
Whatever happened to that grimdorks fic a thread or so back? Is that still going?
>>1259366
Working on it. Had some shit at work and RL going on and I write in spurts. Had some trouble with a transition in particular that I need to redo but I'll have something decent in I hope a week or two barring another blizzard meaning I need to put in double shifts.
>20 minutes just to get the first shot of the render
Welp, probably could have made this better but hey. Request was for slutty beach girls.
>>1252340
what happened to msparp? its dying
>>1259896
why does your Rose always has that retarded off-character face on? Rose is the only of human girls that I care for, but I just can't fap to this stuff cuz of how unappealing Rose always looks.
>>1259898
kids are moving on I guess, cherubplay's got the same handful of prompts and prompters too.
>>1259924
Then fix it, the program is free and you can export that stuff.
>>1259924
>off-character
Rose's face is a circular blob in the comic, and ugly in Hussnasty mode. It can't be "off character" when there isn't a realistically rendered version of her in the first place.
>>1259395
>in spurts
Of course.
Fair enough, I'll wait with crossed fingers you get some time to work on it.
>>1259925
kinda sad, it was a great place to meet homestucks. Actually met my best friend through there. met at a con, i think its because homestuck got kinda hard to follow after a certain point.
>>1259924
I like his Rose, especially when he gives her decent tits instead of the lame "Rose is clever so she's got tiny tits." headcanon that took over Homestuck General. She looks kind of shocked that she's getting laid, which is kind of appropriate for a repressed booknerd.
>>1259896
Nice Job.
>>1256988
>Smoking
MUH bENIS
>>1259959
>Rose has small tits
>headcanon
The defense presents Exibit A, a panel from late in Act 6. We see that Roxy and Jane have small breasts, a fact that the fandom often attributes to Hussie's inability to unwillingness draw large breasts on his characters. Regardless of what their breasts should "really" look like outside of Hussie's somewhat minimal art style, we can see that Rose's chest is much smaller, being drawn here as a completely straight line, and assume that her breasts are especially small in comparison to other characters.
>>1260479
Pardon the defense's retardation, the defense forgot to upload an image.
>>1259113
>serketchan
????
.... oh wait, I get it now. Good double-entendre.
>>1260497
>>1260481
Yeah but that's drawn by a fanartist
>>1260844
So's this. Still canon.
>>1260882
Not really. Compare Roxy and Jane's chests in Dirk:Unite synchronization. Jane's clearly got the bigger titties.
>>1260479
Its drawn by fanartists who are deliberately inconsistent in a deliberately abstract style.
Like what you want, don't tell me what I can like.
Also you made me look at a "Rose and Kanaya only looking at each other their relationship is SO important." panel, fuck you.
>>1260509
My only issue with cherubplay is that it's got a rude ass culture centered around the coding. People just fucking bail on shit without a word or exit out of an RP without so much as a "Hey I didn't like this, could you please change it?"
Like fuck I'm a grown ass man I can take a little constructive criticism or no for an answer but don't waste my fucking time going into scared fawn mode for a goddamn week to a MONTH or just being really quiet and hoping I'll go away.
>>1260497
we meet again, front-gina.
>>1261134
>guest art
>canon
by that logic Jane is fat, Karkat wears a short sleeve shirt, and Bec Noir is furry and has pupils.
>>1260366
insta-diamanten
>>1261151
If it was used IN CANON, it's canon. Deal with it. Also, Jane isn't fat, just kinda thick.
>>1262299
>If it was used IN CANON, it's canon
Then by your logic Act 7, where all the girls have visibly heaving breasts, is canon as well.
See, this is why you can't claim guest art is canon, when it has shit like Karkat wearing a long sleeve shirt in one panel then a short sleeve shirt in the next.
>>1262299
>Jane isn't fat
She was drawn fat in that art. Guess that means she's fat. Deal with it.
>>1262299
Objection, these same artists are the ones who have time and again made animation errors, inconsistent character depictions, and even fucked up basic elements of canon.
To accept a character depiction by anyone other than Hussie himself, one must also accept so many self contradictions as to render the comic unintelligible.
>>1260681
related
>>1262452
This shit's getting out of hand. Mindwipe isn't even any good anymore. He used to be pretty decent several years ago but now his work's just a mess and he has a poorer grasp of anatomy than ever.
>>1262684
the people that commission him want his art abilities to turn into shit and regress because they ask him to draw weird shit
>>1262684
actually that's an edit i made, nobody commissioned that from him
original attached.
>>1260222
Its [spoiler]weed[/spoiler] because I'm a degenerate
>>1263983
Getting better.
>>1263983
Overcome with the desire to see Rose and BBC. This is the only time a black dick has crossed my mind, I swear.
>>1264127
This fucking general sometimes
>>1262702
This version is worse.
>>1263983
There was supposed to be dialogue for this one but I couldn't think of anything that would sound too cringey. Also I'm not good with writing Jane.
>>1264681
Nice Job.
>>1264404
You mean this fucking general all the time!
So what's up with the Homestuck Kink Meme? I only heard about it recently and apparently it's over now, even though it's been going on for years.
>>1265367
idk it was mostly writing fanfiction about kinks which ended up being 'trolls fucking'.
>>1265665
iirc it basically birthed the tentabulge thing, which spread from there.
>>1266564
delet this
>>1266343
Sounds terrible
>>1266672
Anyway, here are some renders. Playing around with various settings.
>>1266672
I'm expecting a fart sound in the third panel.
(because that's what my ex- did to me)
>>1266674
>>1262322
Jane is thin in comic tho lol
>>1262433
So basically we should all fucking shut up and deal with what art exists, if you want fat Jane go find fat Jane, thick Jane go find thick Jane, etc.
arguments, while they keep discussion and the thread alive, aren't porn and this is a porn board so post porn and everyone quit bitching about a fucking webcomic's inconsistent character design
Finally figured out how lighting works in this thing, documentation being nonexistent.
>>1268416
There needs to be more pregnant Homestuck stuff anyway. Mindwipe holds a near monopoly on that.
>>1268734
Please post some Karezi stuff, I'm not even that big of a fan of the ship but all the art is so loving and cuddly
>>1268738
>>1268741
>>1268746
>>1268747
>>1268746
>wild penis spotted
Penis safari?
>>1256988
thanks for the roxy set, she doesn't capture the character as well as a couple other cosplayers but she's damned cute and quality
>>1268748
I always liked your art but man you've gotten so much better and I'm excited about it
Killer Aradias
>>1268748
I've always loved your stuff
rock on
>>1268748
did the kids actually age? It was kind of hard to tell.
might draw some more good-ass shit later
>>1268987
Suggesting Dolorosa or Calliope if you take suggestions!
>>1269052
up the butt
nsfw version of a sfw request
>>1268987
Could we get a Latula?
>>1269132
hey if i don't see an answer to a request should i just assume you weren't interested? only i've never used tumblr before and am half afraid it ate my shit, but i also don't wanna spam your inbox like a dick.
>>1268498
Crablouse does some good shit
>>1269334
>hey if i don't see an answer to a request should i just assume you weren't interested?
More or less.
>>1269595
>>1268740
Posting my personal favorite
>>1269595
Too bad all she does is play FF14 nowadays.
>>1269643
MORE
RAPE
>>1268825
No prob senpai
>>1268734
>>1269873
>>1269595
Shes also a smug cunt
me currently
>>1260366
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO
>>1262684
His problem is he keeps taking the shittiest fucking comissions with zero filter.
>>1270915
pic related
>>1270935
Filters are for the weak
>>1269050
Seconding the Dolorosa request. She doesn't get nearly enough porn.
>>1271596
>>1271939
hrrnng
>>1270548
I feel like you're trying to force a meme upon us, anon
>>1271596
>not davesprite timeline dersecest
>not 3 Year prospitcest
shit taste desu
>>1272173
Sure buddy
>>1272078
>>1272420
i need a towel
>>1272480
PUBES
U
B
E
S
>>1272579
>>1272583
>>1272586
>>1272604
He's working in the javascript mines of russia
>>1272505
Fuck that reminds me of a fic I was going to write once but never got around to it.
Equius comes to psychotherapist Rose with problems. After much anaylsis and Equius beating around the bush he tells her it's a Flushed issue regarding Nepeta; basically she's goddamn tiny and his horsecock is too big for her, and there's just no goddamn way they can fuck so he hasn't gotten laid in far too long. Rose offers to help him to "relieve" himself, thinking she can handle it, I mean how big can he even be. Turns out his cock is really too girthy for Rose too but it's too late to go back and he fucks her pussy harder than she was really prepared for and cums an absurd amount to boot. I started writing it but never got past their initial conversation - turns out I'm bad at writing Rose's dialog and also bad at writing Equius' dialog.
>>1272906
No dialogue?
>>1272937
Putting dialogue to renders is harder than putting renders to dialogue. Most of these are pretty standard lovemaking scenes so it's hard to fit something that doesn't end up as "dave imma ride your face till you die!!! <3 <3" or something out of a hentai, and I'm not really down writing that shit y'know?
>>1272914
A great thing that will never be
>>1272937
You can suggest dialogues for pictures that don't have any. Create the smut you want to see.
>>1272942
Welp, could you make John fucking Jane's brains out? Knocking her up in the process?
>>1274226
then also do the subsequent retard babies they have to raise and the awkward relationships that develop between them and their friends
>>1270202
I really need to finish writing that....
>>1272942
What are the limits of the actual program?
>>1275078
none really
Anyway trying out a new Jade
"Bat metal, deathklok". I'm good with the screenshot button.
>>1254172
does anyone have the version of this with hair around her asshole?
>>1276965
>>1276971
Are you lost?
>>1253543
all will be well, and all manner of things will be well
>>1277621
Holy shit, everything about this
moar pls
>>1277107
Couldn't find an appropriate superhero thread, so it goes here.
>>1278114
thats some powerful 'tism
>>1277691
imma need the source on this one pls
Every single Vriska post here is made by Andrew Hussie
>>1275496
Yeah I think I'm satisfied with this pupper.
>>1279501
It's definitely an improvement.
>>1279501
I prefer a hairier Jade, but she still looks nice.
when are yall gonna get back on the smut channel we missing out on material
>>1279501
Oh yes
http://pastebin.com/4kyskktV
Been on the backburner too long. Short and silly, but hey.
Contains Vriska, Solo F and tentabulge
>>1279598
what?
>>1279501
This is a 11/10 pupper, my friend. Thank you for your dedication to quality smut.
How come theres no porn based off of the sprites? That is to say the usual artwork.
>>1279962
Not bad. Pretty cute.
>>1279544
Oh the pubes are just disabled for now, I can bring them back. And also make them white and fuzzy like her ears.
I've got flexibility.
>>1280537
>Rose bush
10 out of fucking 10
>>1280537
>blond hair
>black bush
why do people do this?
>>1280675
Because that's how it works, mate? Pubes are usually darker than head hair. They match eyebrows in color. Some blondes do have blonde bush, though.
>>1280712
>said the person who has never seen a naked girl
>>1280471
No worries. Just wondering about it.
>>1280800
You mean yourself?
>>1280537
This is the hottest Rose I've ever seen in almost 8 years of Homestuck
>>1280471
Can we have Jade with fuzzy white pubes?
Is there art of any of the troll chicks with unshaved legs/pits?
>>1280712
your virginity is showing. Go rape yourself with a banana or something, jeez.
ITT: children
>>1281060
You are literally wrong
>>1281083
You're right, mister, I have the worst taste in the world, keep posting hot Roses to teach me a lesson
>>1280978
>>1281149
Very nice, thank you!
>>1281149
>>1281154
>>1281155
>>1281154
>hairy nipples and toes
Finally someone who actually draws all that, this is great.
>>1281338
A+ Face and Hair
D+ Anatomy
back to the request list
>>1281631
also cats. they're cats now
>>1281121
>being literally wrong
>literally wrong
what?
I'm assuming the guy that posted this got deleted for flaming or something, so I may as well repost the image.
>>1281934
that s a nice Rose. Thank you anon.
Source anyone?
>>1281934
>flaming
>on 4chan
What?
and last of the requests
>>1266672
Dave kinda looks like dennis from its always sunny
>>1283469
>When you go to a con dressed as Dave and start giving girls the implication.
>>1283488
oh, i was just making an observation. I love the dialogue tho, it sounds exactly like the characters
>>1283555
Thanks
>>1281631
more jade butt pls!
>>1283409
As in you're done taking requests?
>>1283819
nah, just done with that round of requests
>>1277351
Ay delicious famalam, got a lick of the Neath on you.
is it still March?
Why do Homestuck threads keep getting auto-deleted on /co/?
Hotpocket pisses me off.
>>1285035
autistic janitor and apathetic mods.
Even on /trash/ homestuck threads will get deleted.
>>1285035
There's a davekat loving janitor who has it out for us, you have to start threads at specific times when he's asleep in his pile of lard if you want to talk about it.
>why do shit threads get deleted
yeah a real mystery huh scoob
>>1285141
then why wasn't this thread deleted?
>>1285141
Fuck off hotpockets
>>1279923
I miss the rose loving anon. I wonder where he went.
>>1285282
He's in a better place.
>>1285178
new thread time I guess.
>>1286041
because bump limit is 300 ?
>>1286044
yeah.
>>1286232
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>>1286246
>>1286251
>>1286263
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>>1286357
>>1286358
New thread:
>>1287345