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Horizon Zero Dawn rule 34

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I cant seem to find much rule 34 of this goddess from the new Horizon Zero Dawn
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Posting what i got 1/5
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2/5 this ones a bit strange, supposed to be freckles but it just being a sketch it looks like hairy ass
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3/5
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That's because she's an ugly mong
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>>1237674
literally fucking machines: the game
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Is a shame that there are more porn of that shit called Zelda than this beauty
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The best pic so far
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>>1237983
98>88

Horizon is objectively shit. How the fuck dont you get a 90 in these days?
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>>1238045
>metacritic
So you are new here, go to play your shitty game, faggot
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>>1238052
>Implying you wouldnt be circlejerking it if Horizon got the 98.

Metacritic is always valid as long as it pushes your agenda.

Aniways happy fapping with what litle ya have pinhead.
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>>1238062
Go with your skeletons and goblins, kiddo <3
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>>1238068
Will sure do.
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>>1237672
dude, you uploaded a thumbnail
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>>1237675
>>1237674
>>1237672
>>1237669
Lost some pixels there friend
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>>1238080
what is this shit
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>>1238128
Monster Girl Gamu.
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>>1238147
get that shit out of here
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>>1238161
Its an Horizon Thread.

Shit is on topic.
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>>1238300
Are you happy, nintendo kid? Now go to your mom and tell your achievement
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>>1238330
Are you mad Sonyglet? Go comission some porn if you want this thread to be alive.
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>>1238401
>Sonyglet
>Don't have any sony machine
>talking with a kid
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>>1238404
>I-im n-not a Sony user.

Sure you arent.
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>>1238421
of course kid
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>>1237983
Even on /aco/, /v/ children feel obliged to shitpost.
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>>1238100
definitive proof that boipucci is the new normal
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Isn't there a pic of Link fucking Aloy while they both have signs with their metacritic scores on them?
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>>1238497
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>>1238643
Now I want more of this crossover.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
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>>1239106
How are you this triggered on a porn board?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6__TvBzAVj8
>B-but that's different!
Sure it is
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>>1238643
>>1238709
lol i find it almost hilarious how this exists already
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This thread gave me cancer
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>>1238643
top kek
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They're two different games in terms of tone and focus. Why the comparison? I haven't played BotW yet, but I don't expect it to have thrilling science-fiction aspect or an the fun of exploring the lore of a new IP.

I'm also not playing Horizon: Zero Dawn to explore a fantasy world and plot out all the different takes on previously treaded ground.

tl;dr, don't compare HZD and BotW unless you compare Skyrim and Mount & Blade.
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>>1237669
Try blacked.com

Fucking degenerate race traitor.
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Also why is no one talking about Vanasha? She's a sultry seductress who turns out to be strong as hell and has abs you could grate stone with.

Or Avad, who's probably the sexiest king in any game ever.

Or Varl, Helis, Sona, Talanah, or even Rost!

There's a lot of super duper fuckable characters, is what I'm saying.

(For real though I would let Varl plow me so hard)
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>>1241783
Wait, what? What about OP's post implies interracial sex?
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>>1241766
Did you mis the whole Zelda Killer stuff?

Aniways both are open world so is enough to warrant comparisons.

>>1241791
Seems like the porn community disagrees with you.
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>>1241791
the game barely came out give it time
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>>1241858
When both Hyrule warriors and Splatoon had trailers there was tons of porn literally in the next hour.

Horizon should had a lot at this point, the problem is that the characters looks either ugly or generic.
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>>1241849
What "Zelda Killer" stuff? Zelda has historically been a dungeon-based game series. Also, open world is not enough to warrant comparison. You wouldn't compare Gravity Rush, GTAV, Far Cry 4 or Just Cause to Zelda, so why HZD?

Also, the game's been out for a week, and there hardly seems to be a consensus aside from Aloy being hot.
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>>1241879
Its good old Sony vs Nintendo so both being open world and releasing so close to each other warranted the comparison.

Horizon has been announced for quite a while, there should had been more porn at this point.

>aside from Aloy being hot.
Fucking really? Have you not seen any criticism about her being ugly as sin in the entire internet?
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>>1241870
Horizon does not have an exaggerated artstyle and rarely has overt sexuality in it. Aloy is practically Asexual and there's only 3 characters I can recall flirting at all.

HW had an accentuated female antagonist and was already a popular series continuation. Splatoon had a very cartoonish artstyle and for some reason a lot of people immediately want to stick their dicks in kids on this website, squid or otherwise.

HZD has a photorealistic style, and that doesn't seem to spark artists' interest. How often does a new television series or movie inspire waves of porn?
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>>1241881
I try to filter out the ridiculous judgements, honestly. These are the same people who call Filia (Skullgirls) fat and Kate Upton a whale.

Also, Aloy's a befreckled, green-eyed redhead with braids. Slap a flannel shirt and jeans on her and you've got your quintessential country girl fantasy.

To be fair, I like women who are more realistic (as in closer to average) looking. Plus, realism =/= ugly, so there's that.
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>>1238300
bruh wrong thread
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>>1241881
Fucking really? Have you not actually played any of the game to realize Aloy is a cute, A CUTE! It's best seen during the talking cinematics.
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>>1238643
LOL Link looks cuter than whateverhernamewas.
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>>1241893
>realism =/= ugly
TW 3 agrees.
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holy shit i hate you fucks
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>>1244045
Its sad that this is probably the most pornless thread on /aco/ right now.

Feel sorry for Horizon lads.
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>>1237989
>white guy present
IMMERSION BROKEN
We all know there's no white guys in HZD, its a cuck breeders paradise.
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>>1244061
go back to /v/ and shitpost retard
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>>1244061
surely he is a nintendo nerd, leave him alone, poor soul
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>>1244061
>>1244067
>>1244086
Can you play as a guy in this game, or is it 'muh stronk womyn who don't need no man'?
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>>1244113
I prefer play as a strong girl more than play with a trap sissy faggot like link
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>>1244121
Cool story bro, but it doesn't answer my question.
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>>1244137
stronk womyn ma niggi
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>>1244143
That's some bad news, but thanks for the info senpai.
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>>1244113
>Metroid
>Tomb Raider
>Bayonetta
>Games where you play as a "stronk women who don't need no man" yet are still fun to play.
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>>1244376
It can still be fun, I just prefer to play as a bloke. No hate m8.
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>>1244937
Link is a trap
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hello i came her for the porn please can somebody please direct me to the porn thank you
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>>1245038
Same here. Aloy is an absolute cutie. Would wife/fuck for hours.
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>>1245038
Second. Porn please!
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>>1245021
Your headcanon isn't real.
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>>1245062
She's ok at best, though she has nice tummy.
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>>1244376
Those actually look like women so you at least get some semi-boners while playing.

Aloy is too man-like to get people stiffy.

The lack of porn in this thread after a week of its release proves it.
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>>1238643
Think that's the first time I've seen Link porn where he isn't the cuck or getting pegged.
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I threw my two cents in
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>>1245038
This man knows
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more content plz
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>>1245201
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>>1245358
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>>1245135
a trap is usually reffering to male dressed in females clothes that in them looks like a female. Link in the ingame gerudo costume does fit the requirements so yes trap link is real
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>>1245135
*insert faux intellectual statement about imagination being the ultimate joy of video games and head cannon being truth for the individual*
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>>1245184
Like I said beforehand, to see how pretty Aloy is you just need to see her talking scenes, static pictures don't do her justice.
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>>1245603
>to see how pretty Aloy is you just need to see her talking scenes, static pictures don't do her justice

THIS
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The thing about HZD is the protagonist actually looks like a real person. So all of you poor idiots who can only get turned on by "2D girls" can't appreciate her. I feel bad for you as this probably stems from psychological issues that make you unable to talk to women in re4l lyf3
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>>1246339
Also HZD has a dedicates hate base it seems, every where it is posted someone seems to come out to yammer about how much it sucks incessantly with no breaks
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horizon > zelda
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>>1238643
>>1238709
I need more like this.
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>>1238643
Link is mad because his tiny dick is too small to get past her phat ass
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>>1246518
>Also HZD has a dedicates hate base it seems, every where it is posted someone seems to come out to yammer about how much it sucks incessantly with no breaks

It is essentially some offshoot of gamergate and /pol/ trying to give the overall impression that any game with a tough girl lead is unpopular, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

They seem to have no objection to women characters per se as long as they're the more traditional sex objects, but their he-man woman-hater whining would even have fought against Lara Croft were she created nowadays.

They're dedicated because they want to make the gaming industry think they're a majority even if actual studies show they're just a loud, fairly small group of trolls and shitposters.
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>this fucking thread
fucking stop
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>>1246667
I'm just going to say this: if I made five games in a row each starring the same archetypal white male dude eventually I would start writing games with different protagonists just for some fucking variety.
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Tbh I wasnt expecting to be to happy about being forced to play a female but zero dawn turned out to be one of the best games ive played in years.

Voice acting, story and visuals are all perfect and without shitty frames aswell. Not to mention aloy is absolutely banging once you get her in the flame carja outfit.

Ive been a zelda fan since ocarina first came out and idk why u faggots are using it to diss another good game?
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>>1246916
>Carja Blazon outfit
YES. Midriffs are great, and she's got some nice subtle abs.
They're using Zelda to shit on HZD because it got a higher score and they're both heavy on exploration, so they use that tangential connection to say 'this is the better game.'
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>>1246339
That doesnt stop games like Mass Effect to have shittons of porn.

The game might be great but Aloy is a terrible fap material which is why you dont get much porn despite the game´s hype.

>>1246703
This is one of the saddest threads on /aco/
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>>1247705
<3 Is that Vanasha x Aloy? Thank you so much, as soon as I met her in game I fell in love with her HARD. Do you have more?
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>>1247701
>>1247702
>>1245201
>>1245358
>>1245360
Im gonna fap so hard to these
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>>1246667

Oh you mean the handful of SJWs who posted that shit with alt accounts then went running to bigger SJWs to show off what they'd found and pretend they hadn't set it up?

To be honest based on play time / spending etc the majority of the consumer base is gamers and gamers aren't just one sex and one colour.

However SJWs most definitely aren't a major part of the base as their failure to support just the kind of games they say they want shows again and again.
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>>1247717
HOW is aloy not fap material. Shes the hottest game character ive seen
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>>1245603
Looks like a little boy
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>>1246666
Her crying tells us the exact opposite :)
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>>1246339
Yes, a real person. A not very attractive real person.
>>1246667
Spoken like a true sjw.
>>1248208
So you either have shit standards, or this is your first game ever.
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>>1248334
yeah shes thinking, should've married a black man
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>>1248350
Link better hung than black men confirmed.
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>>1248126
>it's more likely that this is a coordinated effort by people who like the game to pretend like there's hate for it, than it is that there's actually hate for it because the MC is a woman

What kind of logic
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>>1248472
t.Small dick Hylian
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any pics of Aloy being fucked by the machines, lads?
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>>1237989
Copy-Paste from Reiq pics...and she need moar big cocks!!
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>>1248589
You're trying too hard, mate. Let it go.
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what we need is a pic of her getting reprogrammed into the network
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>>1248775
you're taking it too hard m8, take a chill pill and post some memes
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I need her being analized by robots, please
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>>1248218
Should be right up your alley, then?
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>>1248343
Fit and ultra-practical women can be hot- don't hate.
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>>1246816
Which was fucking bullshit because we all know that Echo should have been the PC of Shadowfall.
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>>1247167
Well, they need some consolation for owning a Nintendo. It's basically the only good game their going to get for the next 3 years.
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>>1241791
>Not deepthroating Nil's bow
You a faggot or something?
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>>1241893
Dunno why, but realizing some of her bottom teeth were slightly crooked made her even more attractive to me.
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>>1241511
The game is kinda a joke right now
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Of course the rule 34 would be this boring.
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Zarya x Aloy crossover when?
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Came here hoping for more, contributing what I have, really surprised at lack of rule 34 for Aloy.
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>>1254668
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>>1254671
>>
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>>1254709
Utter trash most of it.
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>>1254711
Where's the 3d model given the witcher/bioshock treatment?
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>>1241791
This, so much this. Not only an unforgivable lack of main character, side characters left wanting. I hate to say it but given the amount of potential robo animal cock you'd have thought the furries would have had a bash if no one else. Seems not.
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>>1244113
It's stonk womyn as fuck but so inconsequential as to barely register. Telling that not only did they make the features of the main character more ordinary than the actual actress they were based on, said actress is more or less nude in a risque drama film whilst videogame-land Aloy is largely unsexed and very much played safe.
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>>1247167
Carja Blazon forever and ever.
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>>1238709
best ITT
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>>1238643
We need a version of Aloy domming link with user scores.
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>>1254747
http://imgur.com/a/FeKQJ
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>>1238643
Could've done without the tears
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>>1254714
Because nobody realy is interested in Horizon.
Or deeply interested. No deep lore and many lotholes didnt give you a undertale or link hidden lore thing.
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>>1256943
That's semen
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>>1254747
I hate how the heavy version has that yellow fluffle thing.
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>>1246666
>trying to shill-cuck a 2D character

wew lad, heres your (You) shekels thoughs
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>>1245603
>>1245603
I'm loving the game but I gotta say, girl looks like a fucking potato
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>>1237989
pretty good but wonder if someone got a sfm
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>>1245603
Bitch looks like Lee Evans
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People who say she is ugly clearly have never seen a real vagina and expect all women to look like porn actresses.
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>>1261949
People who argue about her attractiveness clearly don't understand that it's completely subjective and there's no point in arguing.
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>>1251285
HES TOO EASY TO STUNLOCK
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>>1254714
it being a ps4 exclusive limits its playerbase, certainly. less players == less demand for r34.
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>>1238643
God I want this but with Link in Barbarians armor
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>>1267337
Also since aloy is so progressive and feminist that no one is commissioning r34 of her.

As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate SJWs

>pic somewhat related showing off zelda's gap and aloy's puffy ginger mound
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>>1267555
that's a convincing fake sir. what i never knew I wanted till it'd been given.
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>>1245603
>>1245360
>>1245358
>>1245201
THE BROWS THO
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>>1267555
>colorize
What did they mean with that?
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Any good stuff on just the robots yet?
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>>1267840
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>>1267657
Yes and?
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>>1241849
So should we compare these games to gta V? Open world alone isn't enough to warrant a comparison in my opinion. However, the open world, together with mounts, ancient hostile machinery, and bow and explosive based combat does make them similar
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>>1241881
I want to find her attractive but she reminds me of the mad kid
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Who else gets off on the image of Aloy's dinner plate sized, door mat of red pubic hair? Are there any pit shots of her? Do you think the developers chickened out and made her hairless for aesthetic reasons?
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>>1267311
what the fuck this is hilarious lmao
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>>1254668
surprised on the lack of robot fucking
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>>1267645
Image on the right ain't fake bruv
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>>1270568
So Aloy is confirmed for having a puffy twat?
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>>1267337
Actually I'm not even a PS4 owner but I want some Aloy lewds
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Aloy a cute. Shame most people don't seem to agree
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>>1271182
I'm with you bruv.
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fucking finally! Something!
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>Not a single fucking picture in this thread is of good quality/fappable

im actually sad people look forward for HZD porn.
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>>1267657
Yoooo jotarooo
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>>1262983
>attractiveness
>completely subjective
Just because your mom said so, so you wont feel so bad about yourself doesnt make it true.
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>>1237669
Where are the Nude models or sfm webms??!
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>>1272010
Console exclusive. Gonna be a while.
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>>1272520
well.. it didnt took long for som TLOU memes
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>>1271406
well... Aloy doesnt have a love romance soo..
people have to make theyre own
btw aloy is super hot. 9/10 would fuck her
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heres something. People need to hurry up and finish this game so i can fap.
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>>1275979
That had the loli angle going for it.
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>>1275979
PS3 =/= PS4
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>>1275979
JUst found a whole thread on /gif/ of nier: automata sfm
Wtf is the hold up?
>>10296319
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>>1247167
I think both games have good things to offer, the debate is kinda stupid
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>>1279457
Content!
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>>1278691
lurk more baiting fag
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>>1268781
Finally.
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>>1263429
I tripleshotted his face and he went down.
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>>1279467
>>1279457
hey thats pretty good
MORE PLEASE
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>>1281331
All i could find. The last ten images are all me.

>Pic unrelated just an image of Aloy's snaggle tooth
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>>1281331
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>>1281331
See what i have to work with?
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>No porn with the robots
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>>1245603
i was never super attracted to her in my playthrough
she has a pretty toned stomach in a couple of outfits though
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>>1281337

Thank you for your service.
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>>1247167
>They're using Zelda to shit on HZD because it got a higher score and they're both heavy on exploration, so they use that tangential connection to say 'this is the better game.'

All I care for is crossover porn.
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>>1282248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBcF6n-skk
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Not porn, but funny.
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>>1283340
thats just cute as fuck
Yabba dabba doo!
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>>1238643
9.7
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what's going on in he-nope
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Sinner, Sinner chicken dinner!
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Y'all motherfuckers need to start pulling your weight!
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>>1291434
Fuck yes! About time Sinner did HZD
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>>1291434
Feels like his new art is more QUALITY than old.
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Gotta say, after playing BOTW, Link is gay as fuck. Man, that game is super SJW
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>>1294976
Horizon or NieR >>>>>>>>>>>>> Zelda or Mario
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>>1291453
yeees MORE plllllz
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>>1241783
>degenerate race traitor
>>>/pol/
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Who finds this ugly bitch attractive?
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>>1299867
I do.
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>>1263429
>killing Nil

what are you fucking gay?
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>>1246916
It really is the other way around. Tumblr is super upset that gamers liked BotW and NieR2 more than their multicultural noah's ark and stronk female character. So they started shitposting and it was very clear who was the mayority when we started shitposting back.

I sincerelly feel bad for Sony, they really tried this time but their timing was worse than Disney releasing The Princess and the Frog against HP7.
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>>1248208
She's not even the hottest redhead game character so far.
Hell she may barely be top 10.
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>>1248350
It's not like there's white men in her game anyway.
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>>1272009
You don't automatically want to fuck everyone who passes the "healthy and fit" line unless you're super desperate.
Aloy isn't a 10/10 and for the jungle whitey fetish most of us have had years of MonHun girls in kinky scrap outfits.
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so, am i a bad person for liking all 3 of the games pretty much equally? i have about 100 hours each into all of them so far and while i like them for different reasons and think each has its pluses and minuses, they are all great games and a great way to start out the year.
>can't wait for State of Decay 2 to surprise us with a release date
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>>1300915
I'm sorry, healthy, fit, and realistic is my fetish. its why i am attracted to my wife.
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>>1300961
But Aloy doesn't look like a dakimakura
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>>1300951
Depends on who you ask.
>If you ask reddit you're a graphicsfag for not liking BotW most.
>If you ask weebs, NieR is obviously too deep for you and you're a tard
>If you ask tumblr you're a sexist racist homophobe for not liking HZD above all else and becoming a black bull's bitchboi to show your appreciation of their progressive gaming masterpiece
>If you ask /v/ all three are shit and you're a casual
I think you're a fag, but that's completely unrelated to your gaming likes which I find perfectly fine.
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>>1299943
He asked for it. I thought he'd drop good loot.
It was a chance to battle an interesting character in an awesome location.
I was hoping for a unique boss theme, and a battle against a foe who wasn't so easy to break.
I was dissatisfied by the ordeal.
Left a bad taste in my mouth.
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>>1247717
Aloy is too realistic and falls well within uncanny valley for a lot of people. This doesn't happen with Witcher and Mass Effect characters because despite being rendered realistically, their features are still cartoony so we recognize them right away as vidja characters.
No woman could ever look like Yennefer or Ciri, but someone could look like Aloy, if they had some weird illness that made your skin unnaturally glossy and gave you jumbo ears.
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>>1301917
You people know that Aloy, along with many other characters, *is* modeled off of a real person right? There's a reason that someone "could look like Aloy" you know. Not at all coincidence.
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>>1301962
And that's why she looks so bad to so many people.
The model is average tv attractive, nothing to be uber wild about. But with those tiny little modifications they made to her brow, ears and jaw she suddenly looks swollen and wrong which triggers the uncanny valley reaction.

It's unclear wether it's consummer tech or artists themselves who are not ready to reproduce natural looking humans without causing aprehension. If Aloy was slightly stylized like The Witcher's characters or the new Lara, she'd be gorgeous.
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>>1300961
Putting a ring on your right hand doesn't count.
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this game has several barriers to porn
>western
>single console exclusive
>not enough implicit fetish fuel
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>>1301997
Love how you zetas rate women... And to top it off you rate according to your fake standards made by fake people.
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>>1302293
You're waifu a shit
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>>1247167
Does Loish ever not draw herself?
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I've played a lot of this lately, Aloy a cute. Give me more paragraphs why she isn't lmao
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>>1302591
Aloy is cute, but 2b and Link crossdressing stole all her thunder.
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Maybe there'd be more if the game hadn't come out at the same time of one of the best asses in video game history.
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>>1267311
Lmfao
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Aloy strikes me as a girl that is really quiet in bed. Since she is so stealthy she probably keeps all her moans and gasps as quiet as possible. She probably likes being on bottom under you're not doing it right then she takes over and basically uses you as a sex toy.

>There needs to be more rule 34 of this girl
>the thirst is real
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>>1306024
>Dewey Wilkerson grows his hair
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>>1306401
I get what you're saying, but it doesn't kill my boner for her.
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>>1244113
The only issue I have is you have to authenticate your purchase with a 1000 word essay on the virtues of female supremacy, race mixing and the killing of males of all ages. You'll even get flagged if you cut and paste!
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What do you guys think about Chrissy Fox as a real life analog?
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>>1307903
>See Above
>For one brief glorious second thought they had finally made a SFM model of Aloy

Have we reached the point where content is so scarce we have to resort to real women?

All bullshit aside though A+ post. she looks spot on, save for a lack of primeval bush
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>>1267666
In game camera, has a pretty wide set of features, actually a cool feature given how much of the game is about the graphical integrity,
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>>1301012
/v/ ilke Automata a shitton, tho-if only for dat ass. They'll still call you fags, but they only really mean it for the the other two.
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>>1306024
This. She's been an outcast and this isn't the kind of game where outcasts get raped, so the idea of people wanting her sexually is foreign to her. She probably had to take care of her needs alone for most of her life.
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>>1309366
That poor girl needs to get eaten out till she can't stand it anymore.
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>>1238045
>i listen to critiques because i'm to retarded to form my own opinions
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>>1244113
>1000 years in the future
>FUCKING ROBOT DINOS
i would be pissed if she wasn't a stronk independent womyn that doesnt need no man
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>>1281337
>crooked teeth
not that it's a turn off but ok
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>>1310975
I liked the attention to detail in her character model.
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side boob-ish
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>>1246916
wait... do people commonly turn down games because the PC is female? this is blowing my mind. what if the PC is a robot, or a dog? does that put people off, too?
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>>1311030
its a harsh world we live in but there are those righteous individuals who stand up for us. Some heroes don't wear capes
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>>1246916
The fuck is this MGTOW-tier shit?
Have you been cucked, son,?
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>>1311047
You poor basement dweller. We don't need people to stand up for us, because by default we tend to be in an advantageous situation.
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>>1247705
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>>1282248
Reinbach detected
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>yfw Aloy looked like Christy Mack when looked at for the first time.
>yfw someone made porn of Christy Mack as Aloy
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I played this entire game, and the plot's atrocious.
And when I say the entire game, I mean I got every achievement, every datapoint, and the in-game progression counter is at 100.00%
Every story mission, side-story or otherwise, is centered around women being better than men. Every. Single. One. It's fucking sickening. A few days after I beat Zero Dawn, a friend of mine let me play his copy of BotW for an hour and a half and holy shit, I've never loved Zelda more.
If you call Zero Dawn good on any basis other than graphics, you're a moron. Gameplay is par, sound design and soundtrack are fine but aren't memorable.
Should've been a 60-65, but because of how much it appeals to Libtards of course it got an 88.


Aloy's abs are amazing, though.
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>>1311612

Eh? They don't look very similar to me.
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>>1312600
Could you give me a couple examples of this narrative in the quests? I'm thinking of buying it but I didn't hear about this
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>>1312600
I'll agree with this on parts.
I did enjoy the world and the detail, and you could tell there was a lot of love put into the designs.
But there were parts of the game that left me severely unsatisfied.
Boss battles that learned nothing from Metal Gear Solid (and guerilla can do a decent boss fight. Radak was pretty fucking sick.)
Core gameplay mechanics that, while fun, lack depth. Once you find a strategy that works, there's little incentive to not use it.
Music was... I can't name a single tune.
Story was... Barely carried by the investment in the world. It started off strong and kinda face flopped.

Crafting lacked any sort of reward beyond numberd... It wasn't a pleasurable experience. When you crafted something, it was usually just so you could keep throwing yourself at things.

Don't get me wrong, I loved every second of it. Aloy is a smart, scrappy and endearing character.
Aloy is Bae.
She's flawed, vulnerable and warped by the land around her into something completely unique.
But I can't, forgive some of these glaring game faults.
I wanted badass fights with robot dinosaurs and a likeable character.
I wanted more then that.
I loved the badass fights and the character.

But, they really need to up their game for sequels.
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>>1314174
Some of the fights feel like battles of attrition. It felt too forgiving at times. Once i realized the game rewards you for thinking ahead it felt like it was on easy mode.
I felt like the gameplay was there to support the writing. A lot of games feel like they have good writing, for a game. This just felt like good writing. Like i was playing through a really excellent season of television.

Aloy is bae and in need of some oseram lovings and liquors

>>1314155
One mission has you track down a noble's daughter, find her trapped on an island by a snapmaw, after killing the snapmaw and grilling her about what it is she is doing, she reveals she is having secret rendezvous with an enemy soldier across the lake, you have to swim across and sneak into an enemy outpost to rescue him. Granted that is one of the exceptional side missions but that's just a side mission.
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I hate these short as fuck tumblr gifs, but aloy has got a pretty slamming bod under all those furs
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>>1315506
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>>1315509
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>>1315513
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>>1315514
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>>1315521
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>>1315522
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>>1315509
>>1315521
Why is she holding the bow like that.
Fuck, man.
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>>1315524
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>>1315526
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>>1315527
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>>1315525
Cause she is some fucking wannabe nerd chick that has never touched a bow. Be honest, do you really think she even knows what she's dressed as?
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>>1315526
>>1315527
>>1315524
Her nipples look like red crunch berries
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>>1271393
OMG moar
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>>1315352
wholesome
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>>1257573
>Plotholes

Like what
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>>1317002
Matriarchal societies thriving.
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she looks like a man that's why there's not much porn
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>Aloy's reaction to your penis size
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>>1254714
>No PC version
Sfm hacks can't steal Aloy model
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Alright I'm gonna just post some screenshots do liven this thread. In hopes someone might use them for character reference.

Pic related is Vanasha
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>>1321374
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>>1321376
Got a smile
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>>1321377
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>>1321378
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>>1321381
>>1279457
Aloy and Talanah is my favorite
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>>1321384
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>>1321386
And sadly that's all I've got. Banuk a best and I wish I could find more of their Tribe.

I wish I had porn to share, but I hope more porn will come.
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>>1315352
>>1321388
Cantarah, Envoy of the Banuk is the closest I can think of.
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>>1321457
>>1321388
>>1321386
>>1321384
>>1321381
>>1321380
>>1321378
>>1321377
>>1321376
>>1321374
You're doing god's work here sir. I too have the same issue. I even stooped to plumbing the depths of tumblr for stuff. Which is a mine field of weird little asides about how Aloy is agender non-binary feminigender and "don't need no man"!

This game needs more smut!
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>>1310975

wants dental care in the future apocalypse
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>>1321637
I like her snaggletooth its cute
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>>1312600
If anything, of the semi-open world games that came at roughly the same time, Hollow Knight should have been the 10/10 for not taking millions of dollars and dozens of useless company-padding bureaucrats to produce.
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>>1248208
She's hot yeah, but she has the sexuality of a newborn. When we see her in the game she's more caught up with who gave birth to her than giving birth. Hell the only person she seems remotely attractive to is the black chic near the end.

Which isn't a bad thing. This game already proves gay couples are a thing so...who knows?
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>>1255853
>http://imgur.com/a/FeKQJ
That's a cherry popping face right there.
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>>1310975
Eh, dentist are hard to come by when everyone is basically a caveman or a vault dweller skeleton.

I'm surprised she has that many teeth and that they are clean.
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>>1311030

While I like Jim Sterling for standing up to greedy corporations, I feel that he is a bit of a blow hard troll when it comes to his SJW leftist beliefs.


He says game developers don't do female leads or put them on the box cover because young 12 year old boys won't buy the game because they don't want a "girly" game

My counter to him is that I grew up in the 80's and 90's and Fantasy and Sci-fi art was all about warrior techno barbarian babes fighting aliens and dinosaurs.

Just look at comic con and tell me guys don't buy comic covers with female leads on them.

Yeah some of it maybe to sex appeal and that sells, but I say to that..."So?"

Joss Whedon is fucking hypocrite and just because he has fetish for petite or athletic flat chested girls and uses those types for super strong heroines makes him just as guilty of using sex appeal as the comic book creators with big tits and wide hips female leads.

When I grew up I enjoyed Xena Warrior Princess even before I was really sexual awakened and even after I was I didn't lose any respect for her even when fapping. If there was a ever a hypothetical battle and I needed back up fighter in my crew I always included Xena for her legit fighting skills, strategic thinking and strength.

I also had a thing for Scully from X Files and that gave me a fetish for intelligent women or female detectives which actually led me to read old school Nancy Drew stories

Farscape had tough females though granted they were aliens and thus were actually physically stronger than human men but were still weaker than their species male equivalent.

Point is the world isn't black and white.
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>>1322437
Further if said game developers were questioned 13 year olds instead of 12 year old, they would respond more positively to females on the cover.

Also for what few old fags are here, who instantly bought the OG Tomb Raider back in the day because of the Boxes featuring of her big tits CG model back in the day but when actually playing the game, forgot about the sex appeal and was distracted by the puzzles, platforming and combat?
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>>1322437
>>1322445
I think at this point people already love it, hate it or have 0 legitimate opinion on the game because they haven't played it. There's not much sense arguing what kind of playable character a game has, just post porn of that character. Whether you think she's ugly or not. We just want porn.
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>>1322421

Honestly, I'm hoping that SOME understanding of medicine/hygiene survived. They may not understand mental illness anymore, but maybe they know that you can get insulin from a sheep, or not to put the midden next to the water supply.
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>>1322569
>Tfw Aloy's whole body wreaks like a sweaty girl's panties. Specifically that part that clings to the perineum that is soaked in both twat and ass sweat.
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>>1315348
I'm in love with all that hair
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