Homesmut thread #38
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>>1192826
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MSPARP room:
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Sister thread:
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Pitkin archive: (lots of Homestuck, some other stuff too - was purged from the internet a while ago)
https://mega.nz/#F!Ds9nhIBa!LK9YTjr5pxoHjEXflmAAfg
>>1221562
Okay I'm sure there is more to this, anyone have the rest of this comic? I need to know who she was using that vibrator on.
>>1222480
I don't have the comic, but I know for a fact it's Karkat.
Ignore the dark rendering error.
>>1223411
"hey rose if you were a website i'd be using a backdoor!"
"As long as you don't go up my wormhole without lube, John."
"tish! you spoke hacker!"
remember that time that Rose was covered in cellophane
>>1224080
Why does your Rose have such giant fat saggy tits? And what's with the resolution on those images?
>>1224092
>And what's with the resolution on those images?
These renders take a huge amount of time to, well, render. Higher resolutions would take much longer, if they could even be done.
>Why does your Rose have such giant fat saggy tits?
What?
>>1224095
Dude is into the tiny titted Rose headcanon /hsg/'s obsessed with.
I dunno why a girl who sits on her ass reading all day is gonna be thin but the groupthink is strong on that. It's frustrating because I love me a big titted Rose but what can you do.
>>1224132
What are you talking about?
>>1224149
I think he's talking about the lack of feet.
>>1224158
>footfags
Not even once
>>1224178
When that first dude complained about the lack of feet in the first thread, I agreed with you. There's no need to cater to a fetish that's not your thing. But I went back and looked and all but like two of your pics have the feet cut off. It's starting to seem kinda odd.
As for the saggy tits complaint, look at any non-sprite panel from the comic. Rose's tits do not look like this:
>>1224095
>>1224221
she's also what, 13 at that point? Puberty: it works wonders.
>>1224221
Rose also doesn't fuck John, it's porn
>>1224221
Who cares if there are feet in a pictute or not? That's a really odd thing to care about.
>>1224234
it sure is, that's why the fact the guy is cropping them out purposefully is so weird
>>1224240
I think you're just being paranoid.
>>1224240
I don't actually crop these pictures in any way, that's the resolution I render at. I'm sorry that you think that somehow you're being spited. I can understand, given how fucking annoying you are, that you're used to people not wanting to do your awful fetish. From now on, I can crop them out intentionally if you want.
>>1224257
im not even the footguy but okay
>>1224265
You seem awfully invested in it for someone who isn't a footfag.
>>1224267
i made one post in the thread about it and now im invested huh
amazing
>>1224080
Looks nice if a bit glossy. Is she supposed to be sweaty from all of the sex?
>>1224221
excuse me
Lol. Actual the actual footfag here.
As you can tell, >>1224257, here is a real piece of shit. And wanting to view the entire form of the female body isn't disgusting, you fucking ape. Honestly, your stuff is pretty shit anyway, so it really isn't losing anything, but you could at least go about it in a way that isn't the most dick-assholey-ish way possible.
So fuck you and go fuck yourself.
-the "footfag" from both threads
>>1224632
>footfag
Not. Even. Once.
>>1224872
of all the fetishes, its probably the tamest
>>1224919
Yeah, too bad it's like being a brony. Maybe you aren't a bad person, but if someone told me they were a footfag, I just kind of immediately they are a complete aspie, and on the rate occasions where this doesn't turn about to be correct, they have to fight quite an uphill battle to prove otherwise.
>>1224325
Yeah, trying to work on getting a good sweat map, but the settings are weird and the documentation isn't too well written.
>>1225016
Can you do a Roxy and Rose double-teaming John?
Can we declare a thread dead if enough people bitch about something nobody else cares about.
>>1225115
Still working on Roxy
How did these threads turn into nothing but SFM and bhloopy?
>>1225483
Please.
>>1225572
Keep up the good work.
>>1225604
I'm not complaining
Post Karkat getting dommed.
Bonus if he's dressed like a little girl.
That bukkake maker website's really helped breathe new life into old pornography.
>>1224919
Saying that a fetish isn't the worst is meaningless. There is always a worse fetish.
Found a couple from an artist I like.
>>1224221
anyone have that pic of rose masturbating to dave's joke wizard fanfic
Who would you most wanna knock up, /aco/? Assuming legality and all that shit goes out the window (and that there's any correct answer other than Jude)
>>1228217
Calliope.
>>1228217
Jade is for breeding, Roxy is for loving and Rose is for kinky bdsm play.
>>1228350
>jade is for breeding
t-those frogs, anon! the frogs!
>>1228350
Why not Jade for all of that stuff except instead of BDSM it would be something else like pet play? Jade does not get enough love.
>>1228310
>you will never have a humongous snake blow you for the world to see
why even live?
>>1228454
>bred by Bec
You mean Dave.
>>1228492
>filename
What did he mean by this?
>>1228497
That Jade is for breeding cute blonde puppies.
>>1228454
Both are good. The more pressing issue is that there simply is not enough Jade. We need more.
>>1228635
You sir, have fine taste.
>>1228635
Sorry man, that's how it goes. Dave cums in Jade, John cums in Rose.
>>1228771
They can all cum in one another.
>>1228771
Hopefully, this picture will display why you are wrong and why John/Jade is good.
>>1228771
Alternatively, this anon >>1228804 has a good idea.
Rose (not pictured) is busy becoming a worse character, only defined by her relationship to Kanaya.
>>1228860
>Only defined by her relationship to kanaya
We are all defined by our relationships to other people. a person in solitude has no character traits, and you've clearly never been friends with someone who got married.
>>1229028
Rose went pretty off the reservation when she ditched her friends to go afk with....no payoff or real reconnection. Actually you could write a pretty good story about Kanaya as a controlling presence cutting Rose off from everyone who loves her "For Your Own Good They Were Beneath You Anyway".
But this thread isn't for bitching, have some porn.
>>1228860
>>1229028
>>1229122
>Rose has moved on from horrorterror-san, who probably thinks/assumes she's dead
>>1229028
characters are defined by the author, retard. When Rose and Kanaya hooked up, Andrew effectively stopped writing either of their characters and they disappeared from the story
>>1229281
this desu - I get that the whole nihilistic, "let's trash the game just to see what happens" side of Rose died with the grimdark, but after Cascade she fades into irrelevance faster than basically anything else.
Also, reminder that post-retcon Vriska pushing Rose away from alcoholism is a more thoughtful act than literally anything in the history of Rosemary
>>1229028
>We are all defined by our relationships to other people
In part, not solely. Note that you said people, not person. A character who is defined wholly and completely by their relationship with one other person is not good, especially when they once had depth.
The fact that Rose (somebody who is prone to getting up her own arse to the point where she harms herself and everybody around her) ending up with Kanaya (who worships the ground she walks on and is an enabler of such destructive behaviour) is treated as a 100% good thing that requires no growth from either of them to make work because "lesbeans" is a bit frustrating to me.
>>1229311
But anon, we already learned that from Korra - "lesbeans" instantly makes characters immune to criticism!
>>1229281
Rose had a very cute dialog with Roxy, and she gave up a piece of her mind about Jasprosprite being stupid.
>>1229311
To a lot of us, friend. To a lot of us who were like, "Okay so she grimdarked when does she tearfully go back to her friends and make amends."
*IRL YEARS PASS*
"...?*
>>1228492
That's a weird way of spelling "Karkat."
>>1229901
Making amends for her hubris? I don't think we're talking about the same character anymore. Why don't you content yourself with "lesbeans"?
>>1230166
Flustered jane best waifu
>>1229122
>Fatferi
>>1229122
Source?
bit of an odd request. Anyone have some good RPs they want to share?
I think its something about knowing there were two people typing out the story together makes it really appealing to me.
>>1230369
Yeah, maybe but I don't see why Jane has to be fat. She's basically lived in the same environment as John. If Jane is fat, John should have at least been fat when he was getting fed cakes non-stop when he was 13.
>>1230166
Nice.
Because John is sick of cakes and you see him trying to avoid it while Jane is, A-called fat by Caliborn and B-Grounded instead since people try to assassinate her so she most likely doesn't get much exercise so she can't leave the house.
>>1230189
Because I don't LIKE lesbians, especially badly written ones, especially that fucking attitude.
Rose thought she knew everything, she blew off her friends to prove it, got proven wrong hard. The next stage of that is making up for the shit she said which we never got, that's what bugs me, it's real fucking simple I don't get why people I talk to go into "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEEAAAANNNNN" spasms when I try to explain.
>>1230478
I dunno I found it on a chat. I wish I knew, haven't seen troll art I thought was hot in ages.
>>1230558
I'm in a few decent ones right now but they're active and the ones that ended did so abruptly/has some contact info in them. Nature of the beast I guess.
>>1230755
Quick clarify I'm fine with RL lesbians, just don't dig the porn. You guys have every right to exist and shit.
>>1228804
Anyone got more pitkin?
>>1232284
>>1232287
>>1232290
>>1232284
There's a goddamn mega link in the first post.
>tfw I can't play Sburb and acquire troll waifus
>tfw i'm bad at art so i can't even make a fanventure
>>1230641
>>1230655
Jane also actively bakes in her free time, and is the literal heiress to a company based around fattening baked goods.
Doesn't mean you have to see her/like her as chubby/fat, of course, but there are a lot of reasons she's so commonly seen and drawn that way.
>>1232410
Jane just has to have big boobs is all, that's completely canon. Out of all the sburb players she clearly has the largest chest.
>>1232506
>canon
you keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means. The only thing canon about her is that she's fat.
>>1232534
Is that supposed to be some sort of ironic joke?
>>1232587
>Caliborn literally describes her as fat
>>1232902
>Using Caliborn as a reliable source.
>>1232912
>Caliborn bullies Jane for being fat
>anon thinks this isn't a reliable source.
you are one of those "beta and alfa kids aren't white" people, aren't you?
>>1232454
Sorry. Used to that just being the reaction. Here have a dog sucking a dick.
>>1228492
Anyone have the full comic on mega?
>>1233325
Just nab 'em straight off ehentai, fampai
>>1233369
Couldn't find it on ehentai so I just googled. Re-up'd here
https://mega.nz/#F!1152UQ5a!tsWXNt09NUiqLNhvARMFkg
>>1233405
>those banging milf jade titties
>not once shown
A shame
>>1232534
>>1233637
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61205528
>>1233471
the artist showed them in a follow up pic when specifically called on that but apparently it's not saved as part of the comic.
>>1233638
how does everyone not think it's fucking ominous that she's wearing her brainwashed by crocker colors.
she's even got a tiaratop necklace.
>>1233731
i dont think anyone cares enough anymore
>>1233731
Crockertier jane is hot though
>>1233662
>half of these are top tier, the rest are fucking disgusting
>>1233731
how do you know what everyone is not thinking?
Hey, try me -- what am I not thinking about right now? go on, tell me.
>>1233638
> jane not thicc
c'mon
>>1233770
Scotty Pippen's free throw record.
dumping tentacles
fin
+1
this technically counts too
>>1233910
>mfw it looks like the tentacle is going into her ass and out her vagina
Satisfied with this Roxy. Sort of. She's really not got a hairstyle you can replicate.
>>1234515
And a Jane
>>1234665
More Jane
>>1234699
Autismo pls
>>1235235
Does anyone have that weird pic of past jade being spitroasted by her dogtier self? Weird as shit, but it ticks so many boxes
>>1233779
I don't know about the guy who posted the Crockercorp Jane but I like my Jane lithe rather than "thicc". Jane seems to me like Jade but with a different personality. Jane would be more like a housewife rather than the eccentric silliness that Jade is.
>>1235235
Is this from an active tumblr? I'm having a bit of trouble finding it.
>>1236298
Jade's a soccermom
>>1233064
I think he was implying that caliborn would say anything just to make someone angry or sad and that he was probably just kicking her insecurities that every woman has about their weight
>>1236788
Or maybe, being a skeleton, he finds everyone fatter than him.
>>1236308
http://hiddenharddrive.tumblr.com/post/154622581941/lmao-heres-that-last-request-futa-jade-railing
>>1236788
>he was probably just kicking her insecurities that every woman has about their weight
tumblrinas get out
A request
>>1236956
Thanks a bunch
>>1237058
nother one
>>1233896
finally some porn of best troll
>>1237432
Nice harem Rose.
>>1237543
I'd have rendered her in some sort of ambient harem room with pillows and a hookah or something, but I don't have five hours to spare.
>>1237558
Still looks nice
>tfw you realize you're going to be terrible at drawing forever
>>1237839
try redrawing lines/shapes sometimes. Now it looks like you just draw lines and don't bother fixing/redrawing them again to maker it better.
I see a lot of people complaining that drawing advancement is hard, but not bothering to spend more than 30 minutes on a drawing. However that is Pro's privilege. Spend several hours on your stuff to advance or practice several minutes doodles to get good at figure and movement drawing.
>>1237839
>tfw no aradia jerking off huge cocks with her bare feet
>>1237909
>footfet
>>1222319
You all made my day, I thought this fandom was dead...
>>1238767
well i mean, it is
>>1237432
Hey if you're doing requests, John and Rose with Rose in some bondage'd be dope. Bonus for collar and leashplay.
>>1237057
How the fuck is that a tumblrina thing to say you raging autist, women don't like being called fat that's not feminism that's just common sense
>>1236877
Probably this honestly, anyone who has body fat seems like a landwhale to him.
>>1239014
I mean you can draw her however you like, she's been depicted as slender, generic, and chubby in the comic because there are no consistent body types.
But if anyone in that story's gonna be a big girl, yeah, it's gonna be the shut in who bakes all the time and is implied to be voluptuous at least.
Request for Dave/Jade double penetration
>>1239275
But what about her diqq?
>>1239682
Her what?
You know, it could just be that she's at least a bit chubby AND sensitive about her weight because of societal pressures.
And maybe this general gets way too angry about people's headcanons. Just a suggestion.
>>1240235
Maybe we like arguing about this sort of thing
Maybe YOU'RE the problem
>>1239690
Everyone knows Jade has a dog-dick. Just makes her getting bred by bec even better.
>>1240919
I don't do futa, and dogdick is a dumb meme.
>>1241089
UR A DUM MEME
>>1241102
Basically anything ipgd likes is gonna be ignored.
>>1241089
She's already a furry, why not add more to the mix? As long as she stays white, of course.
>>1240919
There is, frankly, too little of Jade getting doggie'd.
>>1241102
there's like a frillion places for hs futa do you guys have to be fucking everywhere.
>>1241595
I'm sorry, should we not talk about homestuck porn in the homesmut general? Where should we migrate our discussions to? Link plz.
i wish there was more rape
i want to hurt rose lalonde
Honestly im not here for the porn, only the drama that unfolds on every single homestuck thread here
>>1242219
why not for the drama and the porn?
>>1242303
Shit m8, tell me theres a version of her masturbating a Porrim female genitalia.
>inb4 reverse image search
Too lazy/im on the shitter and needing to hurry
>>1242356
no but there's this
>>1242727
>selfcest is bestcest, we need more of this shit
working my way down requests.
Anyone know what happened to the one anon that was writing the John/Rose smut?
>>1243316
>this guy hates feet so much he is now rendering people having sex while wearing socks and sneakers
>>1243622
Can you just fuck off already?
>>1243622
>this guy who is so butthurt over his shitty fetish not being represented
>>1243622
the actual footfag here
this is actually hilarious, i wonder if I start complaining about hands, then all the characters will start wearing gloves.
>>1243675
More teeth. Please.
>>1241830
i'm cool with hurting rose but only if she's into it.
I did have a pretty grim story idea just today that's basically, "Rose realizing humans can't handle troll relationships.", like she skips off with Kanaya and just ends up passed around for hate-sex, expected to do three ways for 'auspisticing', and more and more neglected as Kanaya finds the ultimate child to mother, her species.
but i don't know if dealing with insane rosemary fans actually doxing me is worth it.
>>1243374
Still here, work happened, trying to get full time so i can get insurance before shit goes down. I write in bursts, I'll have it finished soonish.
>>1243675
>this guy who is so butthurt over his shitty fetish not being represented
>>1243622
I'm pretty sure biking outfits have shoes.
>>1243316
Cute idea.
>>1243675
At first it was just kind of odd, but after the shit that followed me quizzically pointing it out, I can't help but prod him to see his butthurt. I don't even care about feet, I just think it's weird that he's going out of the way to exclude them and calling out "fetishist!" left and right.
Post more mouths
>>1244116
>guy uses shoes on a request for a biker outfit
>HE'S GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO SPITE ME
Get over yourself
>>1244230
I didn't say you were going out of your way to spite me, I said you were going out of your way to hide feet. Who wears shoes while having sex?
>>1244306
You don't get out much do you
this thread is getting worse by the day
>>1245128
Agreed, ban the footfags already.
>>1245150
you're both awful
>>1245150
this
>>1245150
underated post
>>1245150
it's a falseflag footfag
>>1245180
>>1245186
>>1245195
>>1245210
>samefagging this hard
More requests.
Kinda sucks that can't get a good idea of what the final product will look like until maybe an hour into the render.
So how 'bout that homestuck porn, fellas?
>>1245629
>>1245627
How did you manage to stomach those feet though? Have you become desensitized?
>>1246097
are you seriously going to do this every time
at first i was on your side because people overreacted to such an inoffensive fetish but stop whining every time he posts a render
>>1246097
Dude just shut the fuck up already
>>1246097
>this guy who is so butthurt over his shitty fetish not being represented
>>1245627
Why do the bodies look like they've been covered in plastic or 50 gallons of oil? Not insulting, mind, just curious.
>>1246207
Trying to work in a sweat map, but the settings are weird and the documentation is written by people who shouldn't write documentation. Have to play around with various settings basically.
>>1246097
ok, honestly you need to stop, i was just messing with the dude, no need to do it for me
-actual footfag
>>1246248
also, more kanyas pls
objectively the hottest female troll
>>1246103
>>1246105
>>1246188
>>1246248
Okay I'm done, sorry.
>>1222319
I love Kanaya's face in this one. Does anyone know who drew it?
It was posted just the other day on Paheal but looking at it, I bet it's years and years old. Nobody's cared about VrisKan since Hivebent.
>>1246221
so is sweat even needed? Honestly, it looks like shit, so unless you have a fetish for it (or it just looks nice for you) I see no reason why you should make them sweaty.
>>1246266
no, it's ancient. ~2011. No imageboards have sauce.
>>1246221
>helping jade with breeding
>>1246501
what's with the mickey mouse gloves?
>>1246566
Yeah, it adds way too much time to the renders, I'll just go without.
>>1246857
Space is about propagation.
>>1247943
>filename
>implying Dave isn't a manlet
>>1247944
I'm fine with largedog or smallpuppy, same with fridge John, but I keep forgetting that for whatever reason the male and female figures are the same height in this.
In the meantime, Jade in various clothes.
>>1248193
>top render takes 10 minutes
>bottom takes an hour
I just don't get it.
>>1247944
i always saw dave as tall and skinnystrong in a direct contrast to his actual manlet brother. In a better world their rooftop battle over dave getting taller than him at like 16 would have been epic.
>>1248193
Fridge John is best John, dude hits monsters with a fucking hammer for actual years and people think he'll stay a skinny fuck.
>>1248395
b-boner
>>1248395
>tfw no canon barefoot qt characters
calliope does NOT count
>>1248545
top stuff, mate. as always.
>>1248307
alright, this... this i approve
>>1248307
>>1248545
At least they're machine washable
>>1248922
Well now cheerleader Jade's gotta fuck jock dave.
>>1248630
You sure anon?
>>1249827
>>1246250
>Kanaya: quickly retrieve arms
>>1248307
What the hell kind of computer do you even have?
>>1249830
delet this
Anyone got some Feferi?
>>1250248
An okay one.
>>1248307
Do you take requests here still, or mostly on your tumblr? Just curious.
>>1250569
Tumblr is a better place to keep track of it, anon ask is on anyway.
>>1249827
he said qt
>>1243724
honestly that sounds amazing, please give it a shot.
>>1249830
We're on page 10.
New
>>1252340
>>1242710
What's that chatlog for?