SICK QUEST! ITS ALIVE AND WELL, INSPIRED BY THE WORKINGS OF BANGQUEST, AND THE 18+ SIBLING OF SICKQUEST ON /qst/
Last time we left out hero , he had QUITE the SEXUAL ESCAPADE, beat an imp to death with his saxaphone, and is now on his way with his companions!
>>1138250
>>1138250
>>1138250
Now that youre somewhat caught up, heres the rundown
>protagonist, Zed, knight, uses sweet saxaphone
>mage, Holly, has a curse on her that make men not want to willingly bang her
>elf chick or whatever, Baile, ranger, frisky
>>1138265
Youre traveling to solve some kind of problem Zeds crazy king has bc hes a soldier or whatever and the king has been having prophetic dreams about doom or something, and Baile is traveling with you to join you on this fantastic adventure.
Youre walking along the path, your harem following you by your side, though theres a slight awkward feeling of Holly at your side.
She coughs.
"Soo... yesterday was fun."
Baile laughs, nudging you in the arm.
"Ay? Haha havent that much fun since those Lupine guys down by the river and i had a row"
She wiggles her hips at the thought.
"In any case,"
You start, rolling your eyes. Damn lupines with their fuzzy muscles and weird penises. "We should be coming up across a local village soon enough, aye?"
"Yes, a local village named Juno. They are the first larger town. Theyre a large farming town, and they deal in all kinds of goods."
You briefly wonder if they have any sick stuff for adventure. Maybe a magic sword that looks like shit but turns into a giant fang or some shit that would be baller.
>>1138300
An indestructible sax case to protect it and use as a shield
Holly should totally not try and get Zed's attention with a lower cut top and magically enhanced breasts
>>1138334
Thats...
Actually not a half bad idea!
Hm. That would be really useful. You jot that down on your to-do list.
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>>1138300
We need an actual weapon. Cant just beat people to death with our saxophone.
>>1139960
You do have a sword! And its AWESOME BECAUSE ITS YOUR SWORD
>>1140007
are we at the village yet
>>1139960
Not with that attitude we can't.
>>1140007
Cool, lets get to town and become fucking legends.
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>>1140036
>get fucking to it already
Yeah yeah right forgot we had a thing going on here.
You arrive at the village named Juno, and are greated by the town guard.
"State your buisness" a gruff elder fellow tells you, leaning on his shield.
You explain to him that youre on a kings errand, and the seal on your tunic says as much.
"Ehh" he waves a hsnd, signiling you he really doesnt give a fuck. Whatever then, you and your trio head to the tavern, decidickg to get some good and drink after your long walk.
After finding yourself a nice tsble to dit at, you order drinks and food for the trio.
A lot of interesting things going on here, but what catches your eye first?
>>1140131
A svelte, shortstack gnome chick giving you the side-eye while gnawing on a massive beef leg.
Hey what up?
>>1140740
>Eh? Is this original art or
not much,
got a resume template?
>>1140160
This
I miss Bangquest. It was just getting to the great stuff. Anyone have an archive of it?
>>1141547
This
>>1141547
http://bangquest.tumblr.com/
Froockles just posted something there today.
>>1141557
cool
>>1140160
I vote this. Get her full attention by playing the sax.
sax bump
OP will surely return. He wouldn't be such a god damn cocktease.
>>1152138
i don' think so