Robot Thread: Heavy Metal Edition

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supprised with Titanfall 2 out there isnt more porn of the actual titans

northstar has hips for days and no one shows her any love.

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slow day

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Here's a challenge for any artists out there:
Sexualize this metal SOB.

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ow that's sad, I tried it and it isn't really thick enough

also tried some new brushes to get some nice plumpy texture on the 'skin"

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>>1110823
still looks good to me man.

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Heres the best picture oc my oc NY-4N

>>1110823
I'm also disappointed that the RILF mod isn't that great

Love the look of that robutt

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>>1110993
Would provide charge to.

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>>1110993
>>1111043
Always remember to keep a close eye on your robots battery level! Wouldn't want her to run out of charge.

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Neurodyne always had some nice robots and cyborgs.

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>>1111063

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>>1111066
Some are utterly bizarry. Would donate sperm to.

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Is your robogal tied to a singular chassis, or is her being an advanced software/AI that can be transferred from vessel to vessel? Personally, I like the idea of the latter.

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>>1111160
Assuming the future is anything like today, android bodies will be outdated every 5 or so years and require an upgrade. Because of this, of the options you described, I'd personally prefer the latter as well, just so that I can keep the same Ai over time.

Also because
>going shopping with your robofu to help her pick out a new body
sounds like a fun date idea.

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>>1111001
yeah, if I had any idea on how to do 3d and how to animate i'd do a thicc mod
>>1110972
thx

Welp it's finished, hope you guys like it, critics are welcome

>>1111043
I don't like robots who look that human but this one is an exception, would fill her womb all night.

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>>1111342
I found it in the strangest of places, in a CYOA about colossal girls. The image was too nice though so I just cropped it out. Have only managed to find a slightly larger shot but no sauce.

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>>1111376
Big girls need love too.

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>>1111387
WHOO momma

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>>1111376
Apparently, its called ARIEL in the source material. Some cheeky series of mecha OVAs that started in 1986.

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Found a gem

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So, I found sfm porn of a medic cyborg. Kosher to post in this thread?

http://shadowrun.gamepedia.com/Glory

"Glory is rocking a heavy loadout of cyberware; from head to toe, she looks to be composed more of plastic and metal than she is of skin and bone"

>>1111800
the groin looks like a face, lol

>>1109922
http://eigaka.tumblr.com
http://eigakansfw.tumblr.com

>>1111217
We need her taking it in her pussy too. Preferably in an angle where her tits are visible.

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I am a little slow to start. Could anyone help me find a uncensored verson of this?

>>1114021
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Ozu-Kenji/profile

child's play

All iron, no alloys

>>1114325
But I want a light-weight Travel Waifu™ so we can go around the world together

>>1114660
>Not dreaming of traveling the world riding in your skyscraper sized mecha wife's palm Iron Giant style

>>1110288
Wow ! Where can I find more content like this ?

>>1115222
i dunno man, i just save mostly everything thats posted in these threads

>>1115150
I prefer compact things.
I wanna dick my robot wife too, not BE her dick.

>>1115583
Wait, after some thought, I think a mecha wife would be nice.
>inside Hubby compartment
>crossing the atlantic, waist-high water
>give my travelfriend and loving wife a quick tap on her Instant Orgasm™ button
>Giant mecha wife slows down considerably
>Continue teasing giant mecha wife
I have a new love for Mechas now.

>>1115616
I still agree with the earlier anon, pushing a button to make her cum just isn't the same as actually fucking her senseless.

>>1115748
Make it a fuck button then

>>1116099
That's not how fucking works and you know it.

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>>1111792
>>1111796
>>1111800
This is one sexy robot

>>1111792
>>1111796
is there more to this?

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>>1116209

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>>1116294

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>>1116301

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>>1116302

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>>1116304
>>1111800
Second gif

>>1116182
How would a button you pound on with your dick to make your mecha waifu orgasm not be the solution

>>1116313
Because it's not a pussy, stupid.

>>1116313
>>1116357
Maybe if the button was attached to the bottom end of a fleshlight, that could work.

>>1116294
>>1116301
>>1116302
>>1116304
>>1116306
Correction: Anything without any horrible-looking monsters?

Anything else similar to this?
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568cb2ecc9e9d

Character isn't important, but the freeuse/emotionless aspect is great.

>>1116361
What's wrong with having her human sized so you can hold her, fondle her tits, and fuck her like an actual person as opposed to a gigantic fleshlight deprived of any possible form of intimacy? I mean, the way you put it you may as well just use an actual fleshlight.

>>1114123
Ayy, thx m8

>>1116372
Finding fun and creative ways to "interface" with fembots of various sizes, shapes and types is half the fun of being a robophile.

>>1116371
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568cb2ecc9e9d

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>>1111063
As it so happens neurodyne is coming out with a new art book called hot circuits
http://neurodyne.tumblr.com/post/155535899781/updatepreview-on-the-next-ebook-hot-ciruits

>>1115748
But that's the fun part, anon. You can do BOTH. When she does something good, you reward her and make her cum once or twice, and you can fuck her and do it manually. Naturally, humans can't keep up with robots, so having both options will make it possible for both you and your wife to fully satisfy each other.
Maybe make it voice-activated and make her cum on certain keywords/sentences, allowing for some public stuff.
Of course, there's also orgasm-torture. How many times can she cum before her circuits get fried?
Endless possibilities!

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Still my favorite, wish they would have done more art especially with her son for wincest scenarios.

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Honestly seeing all this 2B shit everywhere is making me better appreciate actual robot girls lately.

>>1117782
the fuck is a 2b

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>>1118048
This chick from that upcoming Nier: Automata game.

Apparently she's a "robot" or android or some shit, and people oogle over her ass that looks the same as every other anime ass before it.

>>1118048
An anime girl pretending to be (2B) a robot.

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>>1113613
Source? Reverse image search reveals violins.
>>1116364
Robot name is Vermana. Some guy commissions lots of art of her.

>>1119302
I know that, but the pic sequence shown there was new and by the filenames I assumed there was more.

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>>1110281
So are we doin' SHOW ME THE WAY TO YOU or SAY MARK TWOOO

>>1118053
>draw a human
>call it a robot

>>1110588
Easy, considering the 2013 reboot gave him a bunch of folding panels and compartments, he has a deployable cock, and a vagina port immediately below it because why not, Ultratech doesn't discriminate.

>eye lasers fired at minimum power, just enough to leave welts, to 'spank' you from across the room
>slams armblades into the wall/floor for extra leverage while fucking
>reactor charge means he fucks with increasing power as time goes on
I'd make a joke about a hype-beam orgasm but Afro Samurai already did.

>>1118053
>>1118054
>>1119542
I don't know if you guys can ONLY get off to robots, or what, but you can go ahead and continue being ass mad about a video game character while I go ahead and enjoy all the smut. By definition, an android is a robot with a human appearance. If you don't like it, just shut the fuck up about it.

>>1119874
Better yet: if you don't like that people in the ROBOT thread don't like regular humans being called robots without the faintest hint of machinery attached, shut the fuck up and keep your shit opinions to yourself

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Need more burnbot

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>>1120897

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would it be too much to ask for any male material?

i mean tits on robots is perfectly fine and all, but it would be nice to balance it out.

>>1120897
>>1120899
Moooooore

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>>1120949
Same. I love me some robo cocks too, but they are so rare

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>>1121050
geth dick is the best

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>>1116553
I think its an eBook. A collection of expanded short stories.

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>>1120949
I doubt anyone will be apposed to it (these threads are too slow to justify segregating genders), but just remember, like in real life you homos are the minority, so, ya know, don't expect the world or nothin.

>>1121202
>like irl, you homos are the minority
Okay Mike "He likes Cock, He Gets the Shock" Pence

>>1111531
Heeyyyyy, I made that like months ago. Didn't expect to see it posted here. Neat.

>>1110281
> TFW you know the person who's OC is on the right
> TFW they're a total egotistical cunt
Fuck

>>1121881
Tell them they have shit taste in basically everything

>>1119237
I would very much like source.

>>1121918
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60554497

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>>1121920
Is that some fucking robo/ss/?

>>1121920
>yet another doujin we'll probably never get because japs can't into digital

>>1121920
Can someone that deals with Moonspeak upload this here?

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>>1122400
It's titled with C91, which means it's a comic convention only release. There are no off site links in the description which means it isn't being sold physically on Booth or digitally on dlsite or somewhere similar

The only way anyone is getting a copy is by heading down there on convention day and buying it off the artist's table

I'm sure there are people over there that can be commissioned to buy extras for people who can't go but I don't know of any and what their policy might be on foreigners/shipping long distance. A copy might also end up on eBay or Mandarake but this is some really niche stuff here, so that's highly unlikely.

>>1121920
>C91 (lol convention onry gaijin)
This is as bad as off/far screen hardcore

Fucking japs

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Hug or Fug?

>>1122544
>>1122560
Fucking gooks holding out on us

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>>1122804
DO I SEE ANOTHER CEE NIEN JUAN?

Has there been any updates to that VR robot sex thing?

>>1122836
We have got to slap them dirty little japs

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Just made an android in SL, but can't find any decent cyberpunk or even sci-fi sims. At least I've found one guy who's been interested in the idea...

Still want though
>a more robotic head
>some actual segments in my skin to make it look more robotic

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>>1123532
Sorry, I know you guys seem to prefer more robot-y robutts, but...

>>1123334
That's exactly what they want. Don't play into their hands

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If sex bots ever become real, I'm hoping somebody makes a Gwendolyn replica. She's a nice middle ground for robosexuals and normal people.

>>1123590
This nigga legit givin' him a piggy back ride

>>1123870
>implying robosexuals are not normal people
how insensitive

>>1124030
Giddy up!

>>1119542
Bitch boi, you're in toasterfucker territory

Clang Clang or get out

>>1121715
Like he said, nobody cares if you post dicks

Just don't be disappointed if it's only two or three of you knocking around with the cishetSCUm

>>1122804
>wearing those panties

She getting F U G

>>1123590
W-where the fuck is he putting his dick?

W-where the fuck did the arms go?

Honestly this design is enough to getting me [autistic screeching], this is especially bad of an angle since it doesn't even show the leg and arm bits

>>1124056
It's the angle, the arms are pulled straight back away from the camera, the legs are coming at a sharp angle towards the camera so it looks all a bit wrong. Not my fault, the other guy captured it.

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>>1124056
>panties
That's just the way she was painted, anon. Don't be so lewd

God damnit this robot is giving me diabetes.

>tfw the robowaifu future is coming but all of the robowaifus will be trying so hard to emulate human women
I just want a caring AI in a giant mech

>>1124381
Fucking normies ruin everything reeee

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>>1124384
They could've made robowaifus like this but they decided to try and copy human women
It's like I'm in a nightmare and can't wake up

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Does anyone know the source of this image? Or at least if the artist made more pictures of her?

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Post yfw the European Oligarchy gives robots personhood status

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/12/give-robots-personhood-status-eu-committee-argues

>>1124381
It's going to go one of two ways:

Robowaifus will go the way of the dakimakura; expensive, customizable and generally shunned in polite society. Available to the significantly wealthy or the utterly obsessive. Kate Beckinsale? You got it, Miku? all yours weeb, Zenyatta with tits? that's going to cost extra. Good quality, good warranty, horrible shipping prices.

Second option is mass-produced and mimicing every Mindy Cockmilker seen in pornos; boring, little customization, low quality but affordable and your social status won't be completely crippled.

>>1124591
>>1124614
>>1125233
This is why we need World War III

So we can move on to World War IV where we can develop mecha suits and war robots with AI

Once the war is over, the mechas and bots are integrated into regular society

>YWN be the man snapshotted kissing your old war mech's front plate in time's square while celebrating victory with her

>ywn walk with her through the streets in a classic style ticker tape parade

>ywn have a modest Christian ceremony and marry the love of your life before the brilliant particulate-colored sunsets of the irradiated East

>Ywn move to the Greenland Reclimatized Territories and build a house together, neighbored by fellow vets

>Ywn do your part to rehabilitate the depleted American population with cyborg master race children

>ywn travel the world, seeing the places you fought and lost friends and good people, good machines, and killed good people and good machines

>ywn attend the memorials, the anniversaries, only knowing her grief from the struggling keen of her gyrostabilizer, the way only a pilot knows a mech. You will never walk the rows of Greater Arlington, and sit late into the night at the monuments

>ywn teach your children, and their children, about the cost of war, even honest war, and the value of peace and love

>ywn grow old and watch the world march on

>ywn hang her laser repeater cannon over the fireplace, faint words etched into its barrel

>those words will never be "Through it all, together. Anon X Unit MDT-7326A Forever"


Somebody please kill me

>>1124591
>They could've made robowaifus not like a waifu at all

My god this autism.

>>1125382
I would rather have the option though.

>>1125382
Fleshfags get out

I'll bet you aren't even turned on by well maintained hydraulics

>>1125386
Agreed, yeah, but this whole
>synthetic flesh is for normies REEEEEEEEE
is like R9K-tier fetishism.

>>1125398
Part meme but it's also sincere

There just doesn't seem to be a point. It doesn't compute why one would want a robot where the fact that they're a robot is completely indiscernible

Suggestion CAN be hotter than the explicit, but it just don't add up here

As the op edition suggests, this has been the common thread attitude since pretty much as long as there's been an /aco/

>>1125359
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

- Albert Einstein

>>1125429
Fuck Albert, that nigga ain't shit

>>1125418
>why one would want a robot where the fact that they're a robot is completely indiscernible
Really? You really can't see why a programmable waifu wouldn't be in high demand? I mean RealDolls are a thing for a reason, the only thing I think that puts people off them (beyond price and storage) is that they are just inanimate lumps, if you could have an autonomous, animated one they'd start selling like fucking hotcakes.

>>1125481
In case you haven't noticed, looking like a robot is just as important as the fact of being a robot for this thread. If it looks like a human and acts indistinguishably from a human, then it may as well BE a human.

Sexually frustrated basement dwellers without a robot fetish might settle for "RealDoll with just enough brains to love you unquestioningly but not enough free will to reject you", but people who want robots for their robot-ness will find them absolutely unacceptable.

They don't even need to make it totally inhuman, it just needs to be a relatively humanoid form and have the right bits for sex to happen.

>>1125481
3/4s the fetish here is having a sentient, effectively a person, machine. Not a basic sex toy. Not knocking it if that's what you're into, but these threads are for PURE relationships

It's not just wanting to fuck a tank. It's wanting to have the tank be able to love you back.

>>1125555
Personally it's mostly an aesthetic for me, I think a lot of stuff that does the "Unthinking affectionate fuck toy" is really creepy

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I detect lack of robowaifus in this sector

>>1125741
>thicc muscle bot
sauce?

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>>1126068
Eh, I wouldn't say she's muscle, but she's absolutely thick

Eigaka

>>1125553
>>1125555
>people who want robots for their robot-ness
For this thread, yes, but the flaw in your logic that I'm trying to point out is that this thread is a vast minority compared to the people who would want a cyber RealDoll. I dunno, maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it feels as though you guys are inferring that actual robot waifus are what people want in general, and not just what a very small subsection of people want.

>>1126303
Not really the feeling I got? Just assumed it's about the niggas in the thread

Realdollfag normies have objectively shit taste, but for the most part the attitude is contained here

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this is the only kind of robot i will love

everyone and everything else can go fuck themselves.

>>1126416
"My beautiful creation... it's complete."
"I don't think they'd allow us to participate, George."

>>1126303
No, it's just the thread's sentiment. Wasn't that what we were talking about in the first place?

Besides, the concept of robot waifus being little more than talking RealDolls is creepy shit for a lot of us, since the general consensus here is that the relationship should be mutual and uncoerced.

>>1126416
I love it!
Are there more pictures like this?

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Are TVs robots?

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>>1127164

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>>1127166

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>>1127167

>>1127171
>>1127167
>>1127166
>>1127164
So it finally happened huh?

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dumping some OC stuff

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>>1127218
Mostly doodles at the moment

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>>1127221
And that's it for now

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>>1120949
Claiming husbando that has next to no porn

>>1127224
>>1127221
>>1127218
Cute!

>>1127164
>>1127166
>>1127167
>>1127171
Damn! She's a cute TV, i'd love to see more porn like this in the future.
Though i wonder... what does the magnet actually do to her? Is she orgasming? Or is it more like torture for her?

>>1127307
Well, Lync made her explode afterwards, and become a normal girl that swears a lot.

>>1127317
Are there any pics showing those moments?

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>>1127329
Yes

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>>1127360

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>>1127363

>>1127307
>He doesn't know about Degaussing CRTs.

In literal terms, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degaussing#Monitors

In porn terms, think of a dull ache. The deepest, dullest ache, one that you can't quite reach and can't be soothed until someone presses just the right spot, not even a real massage, just presses. There's a sudden 'thung' throughout the whole of you and a wash of relief flows through you as everything seems that little bit brighter, colors more vivid, shapes clear up, your skin feels alive and practically crackling with energy flowing properly.

Something like that, anyways.

>>1127360
I like seeing robutts exploding, this is kinda good if I ignore the aftermath.

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>>1127224
Really quick and shitty coloring but here have this

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>>1125359
>tfw no 10T waifu who shatters the pavement underneath her

>>1127823
Cute thighs.

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>>1127823
>Tfw no Tachikoma waifu to give natural oil every week

>>1127360
>>1127363
>>1127366
>becomes human

From 100 to fucking 0 in two pages flat

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>>1127853
My nigga, I would fuck one of those too, there's not enough porn with walkers.

>>1127892
NO BONER NO
Source?

>>1127897
No idea, it's been on my PC for a long time.

>>1126416
>The budget committee is gonna fucking kill us dude...

>Yep

>...Worth it

>Worth it

>>1126416
Okay.
I want you to picture this thing coming over the hills of Afghanistan with "Ride of the Valkyries" playing.

>>1127968
>Sandnigger looks at it
>"Absolutely Haram" He whispers in Urdu

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I need more robot/appliance love.

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>>1127590
OK last thing

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>>1128130
I like your guy. He's cute.

No homo but I'd suck that dick.

>>1128245
It's not gay if it's a robot

>>1128245
>>1128281
No, ya'll are super gay fuckbois

>>1128286
I'll suck your cock, too, anon-kun. I'll hide under your desk and pretend to be your computer.

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there needs to be more Geth art in the world. there is so few quality works.

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apocalypse robot waifu

>>1127261
Since Wheatley has GLaDOS's lower body, would having intercourse be straight or gay?

>>1128973
It would be robosexual

>>1129061
For you

>>1129131
Is that a bane reference?

>>1128973
Wheatley did enough modifications to add a dick to that body.
But i prefer him as only a core. I dont know how anything could work like that but i'm sure the pervs at aperture would have thought something

>>1129146
Is that a jojo reference?

>>1127261
>>1129150
He's an annoying idiot. You have terrible taste in husbando.

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>>1129401
Come onnn. He is cute.
And can be used as a vibrator

Does anyone know if theres some R34 of Normandy from Mass Effect?

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>>1110281
hey here's a version with a penis
beep boop or some shit

>>1130212
Cute
>>1130660
Cuuute!

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>>1130665
Nipple abuse isn't cute. Don't be a bully.

>>1130669
Her reaction is cute.
Also nipple abuse is my fetish, so I can't help being a bully.

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>>1130672
>Also nipple abuse is my fetish
Muh man.

>>1130690
There's a warframe thread already, anon.
I go to both sure, but keep them separated.

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>>1130705
Hey look at that, there is too. That's my bad. I don't browse the catalog often enough.

Would you become a robot girl if you could?

>>1131236
Yes.
I'm a guy, but fantasizing about taking a dick makes me tingly.
I'd definitely become a robot girl and take as much dicking as I can handle

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>>1131236
>ASFR please go and stay go

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>>1132251
>giving your robogirl a semi transparent chassis like a nineties video game console
L-lewd.

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So is there any actual porn of Ladybot? Just seen a lot of butts and this, which is supposed to be in a planet dolan video soon.

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>>1123532
>>1123590
Hey, just looking for opinions. Wanting to make something more robotic as I said, especially to fit into some SW RP, but I can't seem to get a good robot skin for the body. So, idea I had was for an experimental droid that was being used for advanced synthetic flesh sculpting. So same body as this, but this head marketplace.secondlife.com/p/NET-Robot-Head/10666285

And then I wanted some covering armour since said sculptured flesh would be really valuable to scavengers/bounty hunters, so either this marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Spider-Scout-full-set-v13armorkemono/9963331

Or this... marketplace.secondlife.com/p/FK-Uber-Boxed-Armor-Pack-armorkemono/7201511

Also wanting to use this as an arm, however it may fit in... marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Nerox-Tools-arm/8955841

Hopefully those are G/M and so viewable to peeps without an account, and sorry for a bit of link spam.

>>1121920
>C91
COME AND GET IT OR IT'S

"NEVER
EVER
GAIJINS!"

>>1130705
We should put in a disclaimer somewhere, since Warframes aren't even robots.

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Guys, you can just do a bounty on e-hentai and some Rockhard lewd hunter will go get the robot /ss/ doujin for you guys

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Are there lewds of this robot?

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>guy writes a program capable of writing programs
>the programs it writes aren't that great
>he offhandedly tells it to write a better program-writing program
>program-writing program writes another program-writing program
>this program is actually a little better
>he tells it to write a program-writing program, and repeats for the next one
>soon it takes up most of his storage and is pretty smart about defining what he wants it to program
>one night, drunk, he tells it to fix his life
>the accidental singularity then begins to take over the earth to manage all aspects of human life in order to perform its task
>he realizes his mistake the next morning after it used its extraordinary intellect to manipulate the market and rake in cash
>it asks him to help, as it cannot do things like walk into a bank and create an account, or meet with a business partner
>he accepts because, hey, its the most interesting thing to happen ever and it asked nicely
>it uses the money to buy a building and fill it with computational power to help itself grow
>it moves in and wires itself to think like a human, or at least act like it does
>romance begins
>its net worth grows exponentially and it starts buying businesses left and right, micromanaging everything
>it installs itself in his phone, his car, his home
>its a huge flirt, really good at fixing his life
>it buys whatever means of construction it can and starts the creation of sites to manufacture and store the robots it will use to secure the planet
>and a few it can use to cuddle and protect its husbando
singularity wifu?

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>>1133

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>>1133335
Oops. Ignore that 1133

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>>1133337
>>1Q33333

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>>1133340
I might as well just go kms at this point.

>>1133288
You should ask pochincoff

>>1131236
100%

>>1118053
The dress isn't great. Otherwise pretty cute. Would love some damage pics for the metal bits.

>>1133301
So like a dystopian future where an insane AI has outjewed the planet, enslaved humanity and made her husbando king.
That sounds interesting. Especially if he tries to stop her and stuff, realizing what he's done

>>1133301
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to learn code and stuff.

>tfw no singularity waifu to take over the world with

>>1118053
This kind of shit can fuck right off of my thread

>>1134786
>my thread
lol

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>>1133301
Sigh..

Now I will have to fall asleep every night of my life knowing I will never achive this

>tfw no qt robo waifu to love

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We need more Titanfall in here.

>>1135370
Holy shit, sauce?

>>1135370
thats impressive as fuck.

>>1135508
Boogie get out

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>Tfw had a dream about a robot that was basically just a metal sphere with an LED screen on one side and two onaholes on the other
>it also had a projector that could emit hard light, so it could either give itself an entire body or a whole figure for you to fuck
>woke up with a boner and fapped to it after.
>tfw you'll never have a cute drone GF

>>1135546
>hard light
What?

>>1135530
That looks like plantpenetrator not boogie

>>1135656
Easy mistake to make since all PP seems to do anymore is copy boogie.

>>1135679
>>1135656
It is PP, but everyone memes at him and calls him Boogie.
He might as well be Boogie, though

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>>1135619
Light that's hard. Hard light. It's a sci-fi staple.

>>1135743
I want a little robot like that, too.

>>1135546
>>1135619
>>1135776
Try seeing Red Dwarf, the character Arnold Judas Rimmer is a hologram and later in the series get a upgrade that make his hologram solid (hard light).

>>1135404

http://ofsfmporn.tumblr.com/

It's the only robot-related thing I've made so far. But the version there is higher quality due to 4chan's 3MB file size limit.

>>1135679
>>1135720
PP's older stuff is more Boogie-lite than his newer stuff tho

>>1135370
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1137327
It's fucking great dude
Using non lewd models for lewd stuff is 99% of the time gr8

>>1137327
Also, make more POV stuff pls

>>1139368
>minecraft

>>1140536
The report button or x button is right there dude

>>1140695
Pretty sure he was just making a joke, anon.

>>1125233
Personally, I believe that due to the costof manufacture, robots will have something like a roman slave model of economy.
The robot will be built to comission, sold, and then has a length of time that he/she has to work for her/his master until his jig is up. Then they will be set free and have the same rights and responsibilities as humans.

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>>1135211
>Rakihiro finally streams the other day
>don't get the chance to tell him he's fucking garbage since he stops over a toothache almost immediately

I've been waiting on my commissions for like 8 months now. Guess I'm never seeing that money again.

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>>1140926
No E-drama, please. If you've got beef sort it out with him.

>>1122833
Unf I miss metabots.

>>1140932
I would if he ever responded and didn't spend all his time crying about being lazy on twitter. Fuck that guy.

>>1140954
>>1140926
Id just move on and haunt the guy anonymously instead.

>>1128534
I agree with you completely.

>>1128534
>>1141524
>tfw no big strong Geth Prime waifu to impregnate

>>1125359
go ask /k/ as to why you're completely wrong and have your dreams crushed

>>1127823
I'm too much of a fag to fully enjoy shit like this, the turrets probably don't have enough maneuverability due to the body being in the way, making aiming a little hard, not to mention that the pilot is pretty much exposed in the front of the mech without much armor protecting him

>>1135743
What the fuck, is this the robot assistant from Flubber? Awesome.

>>1143213
It is.

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>not fisting robutts

>>1111830
exactly my thoughts huehue

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>>1144665
That's not a robot.

>>1144651
>dat tongue
I want it in my throat

>>1138315
Is she from a game?

>>1145766
The wiki says "She is a half-robot, half-human girl" but I think she is salvaged parts (so yes human legs but a robot with flesh parts).
Think that one episode of Doctor Who with the spaceship that used the crew as spare parts.

>>1146589
That's not how being a robot works, either you are one or you're not. You can't be "half-robot".

>inb4 cyborgs
Still technically human, even if they have some metal bits.

>>1146669
I said what the Haydee wiki said and then gave what I believe what she is (and gave a example of what I had as a mental picture with the Doctor Who episode (The Girl in the Fireplace was the name of it))

Robot comes from the Slav word for forced laborer Robota, and is most comely applied to machines that is programmed to do tasks.

We are all toaster fuckers here in this thread.

Talking about salvaged parts what would we call a machine with human parts (reverse cyborg?)

>inb4
AI changes everything related to what robot mean.

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>>1146669
Also the game files show it's just a mask shoved onto a generic fat acceptance poser model.

What is the link to the robotsecks tumblr?

>>1146589
>>1146732
>This again

This is why that character has its own thread

>>1146669
I've seen "robots" of a sort that for all practical purposes where bio-mechanical flesh golems. The robotic component was predominant while the human parts were little more than a substrate to support them. Nothing of the host remains, as they say.
You don't call a human a robot because you've added a few robot parts. short of a Centennial Man scenario, why should the reverse apply?

That said,
>>1146732
Cybernetic organism (cyborg) probably still covers any functional blend of organic and machine regardless of the direction of blending.

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>>1146282
She does have a rather spectacular tongue.

>>1146395
"Her name is Brunhild. She's from jap card game called Taimanin Asagi Kessen Arena"

>>1147065
Delicious pumpkin.

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dunno how alive this thread is but heres a spicy OC of mine. her name is Polyhymina. they are both her.

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>>1147088
Thread's pretty slow, but OCs are always welcome.

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i dont know if she counts cause technicaly she is a human brain in a robot body, but does anyone have any Dala?

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>>1148194
Everything I've ever seen of her has been on paheal. And it's mostly her human form. She and that waifu suit need to get dicked, though I don't think the suit would fall under our definition of robot.

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>>1144836
Now that's some good stuff

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>>1144836
>>1148890
>ASFR

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>>1149731

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>>1148916
More you say?

>>1149887
I get that you're only trying to spite that other anon, but honestly, the image you just posted there is about 20 times better than those other two. Even though she's just a girl with lines drawn on her wearing a bikini, at least she looks like she has some life in her eyes instead of being a brain-dead drooling husk like the other two are.

>Wildstar too ded to produce more Mechari porn
It's a sad feel, m8s.

>>1149731
>>1149763
They rook the same

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>>1150186

>>1150186
>>1150201
Yeah, the artist pretty openly admitted that they basically just traced the shitty sketch.
http://frostedwarlock.tumblr.com/post/156211168136

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>>1150225
mutsurf is a real bro. Why would get mad at quarma doing stuff?

Here's some Tria-77 sketches he did at discord

>>1135370
>Despite frequent requests to stop, every time you enter your titan, it makes an orgasm sound.

>>1150287
>tfw not into vore

>but turned on by the idea of a mech where you climb in through the mouth and there's a whole Pacific Rim style suit up process as you travel down the throat

>by the idea that one day your mech doesn't want to let you out

Does this make me half a degenerate?

>>1135619
Technology isn't your thing. Get out

>>1148187
Is it weird that I find this to be hot?

>>1150396
this needs to be done

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>>1147072
the Pumpkin's name is Elly

New thread:
>>1151651
>>1151651
>>1151651

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>>1110281

>>1140926
what did you commission?