Xeno thread: ௮ classic edition

>>1102628
>tfw after seeing all the Xenomorph porn I can't watch Alen without getting aroused
JUST

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>>1103033
Im glad I'm not the only one

>>1103746
>>1103033
Hey, the way I see it, you don't want to ACTUALLY fuck a xenomorph, but there's no shame jacking off to the thought

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>>1103766
>you don't want to ACTUALLY fuck a xenomorph
Wanna bet?

I love xeno porn but I'd rather be a lonely xeno than be a human with a xeno gf

>>1104232
Well fuck you too

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would you fuck a fallen captain?
would you let him force you to the ground at gunpoint?
would you let him force you to rim his tight fat asshole?
would you let him gently drag his big musky balls across your face?
would you let him use you as his own permanent sex toy while you bring honor to his fallen house?

>>1105398
>rim
no, butts are for fuck not for suck

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>>1103033
My girlfriend loves Xenomorph's and the Alien movie series, wants to become an Alien Queen and pump out endless Facehugger eggs. Pic related.

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>>1105398

>>1105422
>>1105560
you guys are no fun

>>1105398
Ye also there really needs to be more Xeno porn from Destiny.

>>1105566
yeah on the obscure xeno list, they're pretty high up there.

>>1105398
Is that from ssocrates?

>>1105635
no, JustMeGabeNewell drew it as a commission for r-a-s-p

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oh right, forgot

there is also a splicer captain for you lorebugs out there.

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>>1105398
Look I made it better.

>>1105744
God bless you, photoshopanon

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>>1105665
And the other cheap-o edit.

>>1105748
Just love doing my work, poorly editing porn.

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>>1105753
Well you are doing a better job than I do and I've been using ps since 2012

>>1105398
Let him do all that to me? No.

Break him into my alien fuck-pet and do all that stuff to him? Hell yes.

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>>1105398
I don't know. That sounds kind of gay senpai. If I was a vagina then maybe.

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i want to suck on a xenomorph asshole

>there may be an alien civilization
>they have been watching the humans for a long long time
>they established on a planet in a galaxy far away
>their technology is hundreds maybe thousands of years ahead of ours
>there is a slight chance that a qt alien female has a fetish for humans or wishing to be fucked by one
>every night she wishes she could be able to join the HOA (Humanity Observation and Analysis) (bad name i know)
>she wish that she could travel to Milky Way, see the solar system and then the Blue Marble of the galaxy
>she imagines landing in a plain field at night near a village
>finding a house with an young and lonely male adult inside it
>she would get inside, watching his body rising with every breathing
>then she will try sucking his meaty cock, lust completely taking over her body
>they would then fuck like rabbits, until she could barely think straight
>she would lay on his chest, thinking about how amazing that experience was
>then she would get sad that she has to leave to observe the other side of the planet with the team
>he would see her tearing up, then try to console her by holding her in his arms
>she would look into his human eyes, then gently kiss him
>he will wake up and realise what happened last night
>but she isn't there anymore
Sorry for bad englisho

>>1106275

>we are the niggers they are the whites

>>1103746
Damn, thats like the hottest xenomorph pic, this thread has produced. Got any more?

>>1105398
>Yes pls
Got any turrians?

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>>1106649

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>>1106649
Ill post more. Can't do it during school :^)

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>>1103033
iktf

I can't play Alien games without needing to fap afterwards.

I'm not completely unhappy with that, though.

>>1105398
no
no
no
no
no

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I wanna keep this thread alive, but my tastes are pleb.

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>>1109171

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>>1109176

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>>1109179

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>>1109181
And that's all the Cassidy I got.

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>>1103033
Alien was meant to have an erotic subtext from the very start. That's kind of what makes the franchise so unique.

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>>1105398
yes
yes
yes
yes
dear god yes, I love everything about it.

MORE SHARP TEETH
MORE CLAWS

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The world could always use more Alien Erotica.

>>1106275
Do you think they are capable of monitoring the things we do?
>Alien decides to look at the famous 'Internet' that humans tend to love so much
>Visit one of the more infamous sources of entertainment
>See a directory known as 'Xeno Thread', do they know?
>See this, flip out and become disgusted.

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xeno thread must live

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>>1109183
I'd missed some of these! If anyone else has more, then plz post!

>>1106257
>tfw you can't tell exactly whose art style that is
I can't decide between Sca or Datareaper.

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>>1102633

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>>1111311

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>>1111312

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>>1103033
fapping either way

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Does anyone have anymore generic looking aliens like this?

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>>1109183
>have xeno fetish
>have cowgirl fetish
>fell light headed at the amount of blood rushing to my dick
thanks for the pic.

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>>1109258
According to legends, they were meant to have even more erotic subtext than what they got.

Supposedly, Giger wanted to give the first xenomorph tits. And he made designs for egg silos that looked like giant boobs. And then there's the famous lips-xeno design for Alien3.

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>>1111595
Somewhere. some bastard has the textless version of this languishing in a portfolio.

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>>1112444
I love this guy's stuff.

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>>1112444
Also, not sure which design you're talking about, but here's a lipped Xeno.

>>1112737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yxASWCpd_4
This shows his initial design for Alien3.

>>1110011
Your FRIEND, Variks, yesssss.

>>1112866
4:33-4:39

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>>1112444
the eggs were designed to look like vaginas, but the catholic church wouldn't let the movie be shown if they kept the design.
So they made it a cross instead.

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>>1113071

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>>1113071

>>1110884
>>1110895
>tits on a turian
>bloated proportions
There should be a rule against content this bad.

>>1113699
>>1113183
>>1113071
It's always creepy as fuck to me to see pictures of Giger himself, because a friend of mine looks fucking EXACTLY like he did in his younger days. Knowing he'll probably end up looking like old man Giger when he gets old is... unsettling.

Anybody here got the XCOM 2 snake story? I still haven't finished the last part

>>1114511
Which one?

>>1114512
Found it
http://pastebin.com/DVTusz4B

>>1114519
http://pastebin.com/z2wJLg7V - Snek 2

http://pastebin.com/GnT0gJaS - Snek 3

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Neytiri!

I need more xenoxHuman Female fics cuz dang they be good. Kommisar bav killed it with the one done in the smut archive.

>>1114535
Human male x Xeno female fics are much better.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8796513/1/Xenomorph-X-Human

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10252553/1/Xenomorph-Emotion-or-Instinct

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11452754/1/Talk-to-Me

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918944/1/Fall-for-Me

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>>1112651
>some bastard has the textless version of this languishing in a portfolio

>>1105744
>>1105566
>>1105599
>>1110011
Just seizing on a small bit of fluff text here, but from what I remember the first time you do Iron Banner since the Iron expansion, you get a quest about raising your IB rep. There's a bit about Shiro distrusting Efrideet and wherever she disappeared to, and one of the quest steps has a quote that went something like:

"There used to be a lot of groups that tried abandoning the Earth to look for someplace else out in space, traitors to the City, pacifists, bug-huggers..."

I guess "bug-hugger" could just be some kind of derogatory term for people who tried negotiating for peace with the Darkness races.
Or I guess you could look at it like at some point there were groups in the setting that tried to have relations with the Fallen, and that Shiro might be accusing Efrideet of having been one of them.

>>1113183
>look at me Hector

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>>1102628
http://pastebin./whpfEWBw
this link is broken in the smut document, how do i find this shit brehs

>(MHuman/FXeno, big hips/ass, heat/rut, drugs, xenobiology, breast expansion, little bit of bondage, emotional support)

brehs

>>1115318
>http://pastebin./whpfEWBw
If you bothered to look at the url you can see the 'com' is missing from '.com'

>>1113699
>Now they're doubly obscene
Fucking kek

>>1105469
You...you hit the jackpot.

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lets bring some life back into this general shall we?

>>1113699
Fap in heaven you glorious bastard.

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>>1114523
five facts about Neytiri
1. She is blue
2. She values tradition and honor
3. She hates humans that doesn't share her traditions and definition of honor
4. Her favorite book is The Lorax
5. The only book she's ever come in contact with is The Lorax

(full resolution pic http://img.rule34.xxx//images/2057/5d0c454f395cc8362374859b45c04140.png)

>>1113699
How can be someone such much of a bro?

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why is xeno thread so slow? Why is/aco/ so slow?

>>1119159
Good new material doesn't come out very often. Sometimes there are interesting discussions that liven up the thread but otherwise there isn't much to do here.

>>1110895
That lack of ass, though.

>>1119229

>lack of ass
Are we looking at the same picture??

>>1119251
It's a small ass incision (literally) at the bottom of her buttox. Hardly a satisfactory ass, most of what you're seeing is the thong.

Trust me, I'm a proctologist.

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H U T T
U
T
T

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>>1119904

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>>1119905

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>>1119906

>>1119904
>>1119905
>>1119906
who's the artist for those?

>>1120759
c'mon man its there in the filename, open your eyes once in a while.

>>1106275
Our planet is going so far to shit I CANT believe any sane alien species out there would want to fuck us. Fuck with us for shits and giggles maybe, but not fuck us.

>>1109183
I'm sorry, what's this from?

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Fertile Xeno


This was the first time you saw a female “Gnawer” (actual species name unknown). A weird mix of insectoid, crustacean and humanoid elements, they were a strange and unsettling type of extraterrestial life. After a series of unfortunate skirmishes on outer rim colonies, it was finally time for diplomacy. You were part of the official diplomatic envoy, and the apparent commander (Queen?) of the alien forces requested specifially your presence in her chamber. You were alone in this dank smelling, humid and dimly lit room, when she finally emerged from the shadows. Naked. No exoskeleton, no heavy armor or weaponry. It was quite a sight!

From her pussy the bioluminescent slime dripped and ran down the insides of her legs. The distinct “Chk-Chk-Chk” of her mandibles and the wet sound when she stretched her auxilliary claws were a bit distracting (and horrifying), but the feminine way she swayed her hips and the wobble of her boobs were certainly alluring…Time for some diplomatic negotiations!

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>>1119159
We take.. time, to appreciate our xeno.

Also new content is often slow.

>>1106275
>she would get inside, watching his body rising with every breathing
>then she will try sucking his meaty cock, lust completely taking over her body

This approach sounds highly dangerous

I'd assume she would stun him or something first, in order give time to make herself known as a non-hostile entity? Otherwise surprising a person like this would likely end up with a hostile encounter where someone could get shot, stabbed, tazed, pepper sprayed or badly beaten.

Something like that wouldn't make a pleasant, nor erotic scenario. Though maybe tazing and pepper spray situation could somehow work itself out some way without further injuries being inflicted.

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THICC

>>1121188
Love that we writes little stories to go with his pics.

>>1121188
More "Gnawkers", amirite?

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This thread proves there is literally nothing guys won't fuck.

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Any more of these xenos?

>>1113699
>>1113071
So the Catholic church would be ok with vagina's if they where crossed shaped?
As in they litteraly want to fuck the cross?

>>1122069

women fuck vegetables so I don't see the difference lol

Greys need more love desu

>>1121379
You don't think they always wear an invisible shield or bulletproof skin? Or a deadly weapons tool detector?

>>1110037
Turians.

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>>1122069

I think that was pretty obvious from the first Xeno thread ever created.

>>1122928
That doctor is a sister

>>1122234
Here is link to the tumblr page of the autor of this xenos
http://komissar-bav.tumblr.com/tagged/jujehyu

And here is smut about enslave human and horny horde of this aliens
http://pastebin.com/a88zqWpj

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>>1122983
Thank for the link. I've been desperately searching for any and all 'human male x female xeno' fanfics. I don't know why I've suddenly developed this obsession with the concept, but it's sexy as hell.

>>1123000
Then why haven't you checked link to smuts in OP post? Almost all stories here are human male x female xeno.

>>1123042
I am doing right now. Wish I discovered it sooner!

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>>1123000

I don't have any fanfics but here is link to 2000 images of human male X female furry/xeno porn.

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>>1123154
Link, please?

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>>1123228

Duh, I can't internet today.

https://exhentai.org/g/944850/041f0499d3/

>>1123237
Dunno if it's just me, but it's coming up as a dead link.

>>1123246
is it a dead link or are you another you can't get past the sad panda?

>>1123250
The latter. Is there a trick to getting around it?

>>1123256
Yes, just google "how to get past sad panda". It's very easy and there are multiple ways.

>>1123246

Try this one.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/944850/041f0499d3/

>>1123260
Ladydevimon is the best Digifu.

>>1121379
>stun him
>non-hostile entity

Uh... anything that stunned me I would automatically assume is hostile.

>>1121379
>pepper sprayed
>Be a horny femxeno
>You get permission from your supervisors to go down to Earth for a short trip to collect plantlife
>Far from human civilization, it was better than nothing
>While searching, you spotted a small polymer fiber shelter with humans
>They must be trying to build a city out here
>One of them is sitting next to an ionizing plasma pyre, using the heat to cook what you assume to be food
>They were so adorably ingenuitive
>No one would know
>This might be your only chance of seeing one up close
>Just like your Zeffarvian image projections
>You approach the small hominid, unaware of the noise your boots made through the helmet and armor you wore
>The human stood at about two-thirds of your height
>He finally spotted you as you got closer
>He stood up and backed away
>You crouch down and extend a hand to show that you aren't hostile
>Amazingly, he comes closer
>The human also extends his hand
>The five short digits nearly meet your four long digits
>He seems curious about you
>This may be the first contact ever made
>He jumps back as another human exits the tent holding a canister of some kind
>It launches a mahogany cloud at you
>It filters into your helmet's breathing system and suddenly your respiratory tract is burning up
>You take off running before you took off your helmet
>Pressurized chemical weapons
>Stupid defensize human stopping you from touching the other human
>You go back to the ship and lie, saying you stumbled upon a singular human traversing the forest who attacked you
>It didn't get you kicked off of the Surface Exploration Squadron, so it was good
>Also the samples obtained from the bear mace you were sprayed with helped to create a new chemical weapon
>You even recieved a commendation
>Go back to your quarters
>Go onto an anonymous discussion forum
>Open a thread talking about the neat critters from Earth
>Leave a post saying you almost touched a human
>Get lots of xeno (You)s demanding proof

>>1124358
this is fucking gold

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>>1114521
>that whole thing

>>1122069
i wouldnt fuck a woman.

>>1124358

Fortunately she was wearing a protective suit. Otherwise she could've been completely incapacitated. Who knows what could've happened.

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>>1125009
maximum kek, i don't blame you. the cheese can get bad.

>>1123887

What if she just LOOKED stunning?

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What is the name of that comic with the red skinned nympho aliens again? I always forget.

>>1125732
"Xenobiology" or something like that.

>>1125697

>Male snek

I didn't know I wanted this so much until now

>>1125740

Its the Viper King, i believe he even have a little cloak in the game.

>>1125777
I demand more Viper King then. It pleases my faggotry.

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>>1125783

Just look at that natty little cape. Now this is a fella that dress to impress.

>>1125821
C L A S S Y

>>1125821
That cape looks so silly on his body, it's adorable.

>>1125821
>needless hologram helmet decor
>silly cape thing
>a single, asymmetrical, pointy shoulder-pad

I'd like to imagine that he's really self-conscious, and he dresses himself up that way because he thinks it's cool and he wants to impress everyone.

>>1125821
Thats one A E S T H I C snek

>>1125873
All the other vipers are female and it's the reverse of real snakes where many smaller males form mating balls around a single larger female. The idea of the viper king being this secretly self conscious wreak while trying to maintain his rule the face of his own kind and the other alien races is kind of cute. It'd also be funny for the vipers to invade Earth just so the females have more males and the king can catch break from the huge number of females he has to deal with.

What happen if you got a alien STD? Man, that must be the worse.

>>1125892
Earth diseases have a hard enough time jumping from one species to another. More realistically, common bacteria would be deadly to both us and to the aliens creating a scifi version of what happened with Europeans meeting the Indians.

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More sketchy stuff from Neurodyne. I like how he quickly scribbles his fantasies down.

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>>1125927

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>>1125928

>>1125897
In short

>Space AIDS is totaly harmless to humans
>Space nostril bacteria causes blood farts and violent anaphylatic shock

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>>1125930

>>1121379
Danger can be an aphrodisiac. Suppose too they're like the Klingons, tough, relatively resistant to minor injuries and directly aroused by physically aggressive overtures.

>all the stories involving Sangheili have broken links or have been deleted

Suffering

It's gotten to the point where I'm writing a story for my own satisfaction

I need more Sangheili dick/tits

Don't you guys ever think that maybe we shouldn't fuck aliens?

>>1127547
No.

It would help interspecies relations immensely.

And it would be fun.

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>>1127547

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>>1127547

What a preposterous idea

>>1127517
Shit, I might write some if I knew anything about the games. Are the wiki articles enough to go on?

>>1127547
You're free to stay home if you want, bud. I'm going to expand my life experience as much as I can.

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>>1127916

Yeah they have quite extensive lore behind them, halo.wikia would probably be good.

>>1127916
If you want to write you should watch some elite dialogue on youtube

>>1122939
Pity the male is a useless lump.

>>1127916
Yeah, the wiki has a ton of information. But you could also watch a bit of the campaigns on Youtube, if you can't or don't want to play the games. Could give some ideas if you watch the parts with Sangheili.

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what aspects of human culture do you think Xenos would love the most?

our food?
our television and film?
our art?

>>1128530
They might not be compatible at all with our foods. But I think they'd be fascinated on some level by all our media which relates to extraterrestrials, they'd compare themselves to it, maybe be amused by the simple ways we portrayed them as little green men from Mars.

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>>1128530
Media and art, I imagine.

They'd most likely have trouble consuming a lot of our food.

But, like the other anon said, they could be highly amused by our ideas about aliens before our two species met.

And they could be interested in our art as windows into humans ways of thinking.

>>1128530
Probably the development of our culture throughout history and our literature
I imagine our art would become something very thoroughly studied and their hipsters would love to pretend to understand it

>>1128530
I'd say human physiology if they were different enough.
>maybe they don't have hair
>or maybe they're covered in fur/scales/chitin/etc
>more limbs than us
>size differences
>and any other unique abilities/features of biology

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Would you a non-carbon lifeform?

>>1129487
I suppose the better question is, COULD you a non-carbon life form? If yes, then I think we all know what the answer to your question would be.

Sadly I personally believe that several alien civilizations are well aware of us, they just don't give a shit to introduce themselves because we're basically uninteresting. I mean do you go around introducing yourself to every ant colony you see? You probably stop noticing/caring once you leave childhood.

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>>1129595
So they just fuck around with us? Those stories of alien kidnapping (yeah, most fo them are bullshit to grt attention and famous), those crop circles, weird lights that have been recorded above cities, some footages of ufo's, they are just for their entertainment. That's cool, we would've done the same thing.

>>1129419

>more limbs than us

I know this is a commonly used trait. But not terribly realistic as extra limbs and sensory organs like eyes take a lot of brain power. And any unique abilities that involve natural weapons greatly decrease the need for intelligent problem solving thus leading in natural selection favoring the brutes more than the smart ones - which is how it has been for vast majority of life forms in the entire history of life on this world at least.

I'd think any civilized aliens we'd meet would be weak compared to most lifeforms they evolved along with on their home world. This however might not be the case with beings who have a more liberal view on genetic engineering.

>>1129419
>size differences
As in like sangheili/krogan?

>>1129863
either bigger than us or smaller than us, just size difference in general

What's your favorite story involving alien bitches becoming enthralled/enslaved/bimbos by human chemistry/sexuality?

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>>1129946
>ib4 xenobiology

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>>1129863
>>1129866
As an intelligent species they'd most likely be smaller than us and physically frailer, at least if their species is older and more evolved than ours.

When you're smart, you don't need a lot of brute strength and incredible senses to survive.

>>1130185
Unless you include the chance that they modified and improved their physical strength through science

>>1130185
Not entirely true, look at animals like dolphins and orcas. Their world's environment would have a lot to do with it how they turn out too. If their world is some Hoth-like planet they'd be pretty big since arctic animals grow much bigger naturally.

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>>1128565
This kind of reminds me of that episode of Star Trek Enterprise where that Vulcan ship had to make an emergency landing on Earth back in the 1960-70s. There was that one male Vulcan who became absolutely enthralled with American TV and ended up loving Earth cultures. So much so that he stayed and the other Vulcans had to lie to the ship that rescued them and say he was killed in the crash.

I do love the idea of immersing yourself so much in an alien culture in order to study it. Best way to understand it is to experience it first hand. Sad I'll never be able to do that.

>>1129487
You'd need an interesting environmental suit in order to fuck a Tholian. I don't even know if it's ever stated that they even have different genders. I always just assumed they reproduced asexually

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>>1129487
>yfw you realize silicon based females would literaly be living silicone flashlights

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>>1130336
>living silicone flashlights
>yfw you would be able to go and find things in the dark with her

had a fun little idea about alien/human differences
>what if an alien species normally had a lower body temperature but it went up during their mating season/has a mating display and it happened to be the average body temp. of humans
>this would make humans appear to constantly be in mating season/showing mating displays from the alien's point of view
>the alien race would have to constantly fight their instincts with so many showing they're ready to mate from their perspective
>and other funny/lewd misunderstandings due to different biology

>>1130285

He had the advantage of appearing nearly identical to humans. His pointed ears could've easily been explained to other humans as a mutation or something like that.

This will probably not be the case in real life. Even if the aliens are aware of 'aliens', they'd probably still treat you very differently. Except if your residence is some sort of a hub of commerce or something for many species which would make it Sci-Fi equivalent of US in the 1800s or so.

>>1130450
growing his hair out to cover his ears is all it would take really

Hey, if aliens came here, they would be pretty advanced, I mean, they must have mastered space travel to get here. I wouldn't think that these beings wouldn't be having sex with a species that just landed on their moon. Hell, let's just hope they wouldn't try and conquer us, cause the "war" by then would had been already lost. Think of the whole US government versus a small African tribe, and multiply that by a hundred.

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>>1130195
Well, dolphins and orcas aren't tool-users, so they still rely a lot on their physiques to thrive.

You could have a point about cold environments, though.

>>1105753
Your filenames are great by the way.

>>1121787
disgusting

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i need more xenofellatio in my life, i want those teeth around my dick

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>>1125740

>>1132113
alien jesus?

>>1132113
Oh boy, it's like I'm *actually* in 2012 again. Now, back to >>>r/4chan with you

>>1130450
I was thinking about that. It could be done a la covert infiltration missions in Stellaris. In order to annex a less advanced civilization you send in genetically altered agents to look like the host species. Hell, there is even an event chain where one of your agents go rogue because they fall in love with a native girl. And you have to make the choice to let him continue to undermine your annexation efforts or bomb his location from orbit (destroying an entire city block) and have your other plants and agents make it look like a meteor impact.

That would be an interesting premise for a story. Stellaris is a fantastic game. Truly good sci-fi.

>>1132363
>only one city block

Fucking small-timers. Carpet-nuke the entire continent is what I say.

Anyone have the webm or link to a video of a green alien crash landing onto a girl's car and into a shop. She gets out and she's freaking out and then the alien just grabs her and just just fucks her on the car? It's a cartoon and there's like short versions online but I can't find the full version

>>1131650
>cum leaking from the hole between the muscle in the mouth and the rest of the jaw.

Jesus

>>1114519
>>1114521

You have actually made me the happiest I have ever been. Ever since Monster Musume, I have had the most romantic fetish for Lamias. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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>>1132918

>>1122928
>Shenecologist
I'm dead

>>1131705
Thanks, tinyface.

>tab in
>excited because I got a (You)
>it's just some dumb shitposter that replied to everbody

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>>1133197
I'll give you a (You)

>>1131705
kek'd

Never thought I'd find a Simpsons reference in xeno porn.

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>>1128530
That depends what singularity level they are. The Orion's Arm community has this postulate that a sufficiently advanced intellect can create 'perfect art' that only sapient beings below their toposophic level can experience.

If you're a Kardashev type 2 civilization and you can achieve relativistic velocities or even traverse wormholes then human culture would appear to you about as interesting as ants building tunnels. There are people who find ants interesting, but they keep ant colonies as pets, and these ants are completely unaware of their human master. They couldn't possibly comprehend that their entire world is being kept and cared for by a being with a brain thousands of times more massive and powerful than all of their brains combined. They couldn't imagine the power a being like that possesses, or the dramas and challenges of their life. There's no way either the human or the ant could relate except on a very abstract level.

Then if you're a kardashev type 3 then you're basically god-like. You're probably more concerned about what other god-like beings are doing.There are people who keep houseplants and even grow lichens and mosses as decoration. But they don't think about the drama that goes on in the life of such rudimentary organisms.

If they are between bronze age and information age in development then yeah, our art, literature, games, music, etc. will be of most value. Besides resources, arts and culture was always the big exchange between different cultures on earth.

>>1125885
Don't you know anon? Vahlen made Viper king just to keep him for herself as a toy to rape.

>>1133531
Barring the first two sentences you wrote, most of what you're saying is bullshit, as are the pop-sci additions to the Kardashev scale that alter it into something that takes the technological capabilities of a civilization into account. There's practically immeasurable potential variance among civilizations and the amount of energy that they harness says little about the technological and evolutionary development of a species beyond a few obvious points. The important thing to understand is that the Kardashev scale is a yardstick for logistics, it has very little to do with culture. The technology of a type 3 civilization would not necessarily be as far beyond that which humanity currently possesses as you seem to believe, especially if the species breeds at a much greater rate than we do.

>>1134060
Fucking this. The Kardashev scale is just a measure of how much energy a civilization uses. 90% of the people who bring it up have no idea what they're talking about and are just regurgitating some other idiot's speculation.

>>1134060
Hell we could create a K2 civilization at our current technological level.
The kardashev scale is solely a measure of scale.

>>1132425
Well the idea is usurpation and annexation, not invasion and conquest. You're trying to make the natives feel like joining your space empire was their idea. It helps with assimilation into something much larger than themselves.

As a side note, I always make sure to found a new colony with members of that species. It makes me sad (in Stellaris at least) when a whole people get wiped out because something beyond their control happens to their planet and they haven't been able to spread. Hell one time I just straight up invaded a medieval tech level planet in order to save their people from being eaten by the Unbidden. They were on the front lines of the interdimentional portal and their home world was consumed about 6 months after the initial invasion (because my fleet was only able to hold out for that long to defend the system). I really wished the AI took the end game crisis more seriously. It would have been nice to have some help from the 3 other space faring civilizations that bordered that system.

>>1125732
I want to plow a gesticulating, interrogative Quarian engineer's pussy.

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>>1127558

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>>1134743
>Well the idea is usurpation and annexation, not invasion and conquest. You're trying to make the natives feel like joining your space empire was their idea. It helps with assimilation into something much larger than themselves.
Yeah but that's not as fun :^)

>>1135217
Who doesn't?

What would aliens find hot at us? Don't say "muh dick".

>>1136879
Depends on the alien and their culture/biology.
>coldblooded aliens would like how warm we are
>furred/scaled/chitin covered aliens might like how soft/smooth we feel
>maybe our scents smell good to them
>size difference fetish
>how humans act in some form triggers some sort of mating instinct to the aliens
>good old fashioned xenophilia
>Etc

>>1124358
>new content and it's pretty damn good

>>You crouch down and extend a hand to show that you aren't hostile
>>Amazingly, he comes closer
>>The human also extends his hand
>>The five short digits nearly meet your four long digits
>>He seems curious about you
if she's smart, she'll try to go on further surveying missions there since his curiosity makes it relatively likely he'll return.
of course, the fact that she proceeded to post about it on a xeno-Xeno thread means she's quite possibly a thirsty as fuck nerd, which is another reason she might find excuses to regularly return, like an introvert going to the same bar every week because they once bumped into someone hot there who smiled back at them.
I guess since she's on a research ship, both these things are likely true.

>>1130185
Considering we're already on the edge of being able to use genetic techniques to prevent that sort of diminishing physical durability when our tech prevent natural selection killing off the weak, it's quite plausible that even a highly advanced race would be no weaker than us, or even better due to remedying any genetic disorders etc.

That's also completely ignoring they may have evolved from an already larger/stronger/whatever species due to a hostile environment or dangerous predators leaving them relatively larger and stronger, or the chance of a tendency like that of many humans to see genetic engineering as an opportunity to actually enhance our physical abilities and durability, because 1. why the hell not and 2. even if you're a super genius living in a magic crystal sky palace there's a small risk you might fall down the stairs, and being able to endure that would be nice.

>>1129745
>I'd think any civilized aliens we'd meet would be weak compared to most lifeforms they evolved along with on their home world.
So...they'd be like us?

>>1137413

In ways.

Have to compensate the lack of physical strength and natural weapons with handmade tools and weapons. Limited energy budget, maximum minimum of limbs, sensory organs etc.

External similarities like bipedalism are a really serious possibility.

>>1135217
*in a suit

You mean

Unmasked quarians a shit

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>>1138301
Mah nigga.

Im a alien and this proves that hunanity is sick. makng sexual conent of us? and not even accurately? preprae to get destroyed in ETA 24 hours. youe planet wont be missed.

>>1139907
>"makng sexual conent of us? and not even accurately?"
>Haven't revealed themselves.
>Complains about accuracy.

>>1139907
learn to spell, dicknugget.
maybe then you can complain about accuracy.

>>1139907
Pics or it didn't happen.

A.K.A Post nudes spacefag.

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Holy shit
>Tentative release date is now 31.1.2017
I-is it really happening?

>>1128530
My fat cock desu familia

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NOBODY LIKES A BIGOT

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>Still no translation.

>>1140265
Want some salve for that butthurt, Tumblrfriend?

>>1140196
what game is this?

>>1140502
thanks for introducing me to this doujin. the artist also made end of location which is pretty great as well, also do you know any other really good alien hentai?

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>>1140196
No whey.

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>>1140196
I knew he was gonna release the demo on christmas.

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http://pastebin.com/siLvrZha

Heres the story to go along with this pic.
I went through the liberty of fixing a bunch of spelling and grammar mistakes so you can thank me later.

>>1140502
That looks suspiciously like futa.

>tfw love that artist's stuff but not into futa
Fuck.

>>1140196
Well, hopefully.

>>1140537
Teraurge. Xenophilia/teratophilia rpg. Blog here: http://teraurge.blogspot.fi/?zx=515b2ca0a962a2b9

>>1140955
If only it was as easy to edit dicks out as it is to edit them in. 75% of the futashit that gets spammed on this board is edits of good images. Wish we could turn the tide on the fuckers.

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>>1140955
Trust me it's not futa

https://exhentai.org/g/989370/472793d882/

>>1102628
>no out of place human boobs
Perfect

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>>1141130
Whatcha talkin bout? There are so many boobs in H.R. Giger's art.

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>>1122069

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>>1141206

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>>1141212

>>1137413
In most every aspect. The universe follows patterns, life is a part of the universe, hence, life will also likely follow patterns.

>>1140196
What is that?

>>1102681
That looks like a lot of fun!! I wish I had one of those.

>>1140956
Thank you based anon

>>1141028
> "Phase 4"

> no phases 1-3
GOD
DAMN
IT

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Does anybody have the pic of the guy fucking the different stages in the Xenomorph life cycle starting with the egg then going to crotch hugger and so forth?

>>1142643
it's on e621 if you search the tags for that stuff

>>1142645
I shall go on a journey then

Pull me back up when I tug the rope three times

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>>1142653
I found a piece of it

Still looking

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GENTLEMEN BEHOLD

I found the pieces and put them together for you guys

>>1142664

Just imagine how fucking horrified the general population would be if the first aliens we discovered were like that, and then there's that small few who'll take that giant leap for mankind

>>1142670
Better than them bursting from your chest and killing you in the process. Human woman might be in trouble though given they would want to monopolize the males. Granted, they'd still need to keep humans breeding in order to have their own breeding partners for an indefinite time.

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I doesn't happen often but I love the trope of big/scary looking alien/fantasy race being friends with the human race/them being overly friendly with humans.

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>>1142664
Good thing to skip the version where you shoot a burster out of your urethra.

>>1142684
Aw, this is actually kinda cute.

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>>1105398
>>1105753
>>1110011
>>1112886
>>1114757
>>ywn see Bungie's original concept for Destiny, where before becoming corrupted the Hive were fluffy humanoid moth aliens

>>1142827
and they also had tiger furries/people too which make a sort of appearance has that one halloween mask

>>1142675
It's fine, I'm sure there would be a variant musclebound xenoform that would specialize in needlessly explicity ovipositing within human wombs followed by adorable chitinous snuggling. the need to encourage human populations to stay bouyant would remain, but I'm sure figuring that out is a part of their survival strategy.

>>1142664
Man, as much as I like the concept, that is one incredibly irritating looking guy.

>>1142684
It is a high tier taste.

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>>1131705
>>1133226

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>>1142664
There's actually 4 pieces, and the colorist put story text in the description of each panel.

source is filename

>>1129595
There's something to be noted here though
You can't uplift ant "civilization" to human levels, not even with enough times and resources without going through evolutionary changes first.

So it might be more of a "modern human meets neanderthal tribe" situation, in which case the answer to why they don't want to do contact or uplift us becomes quite more complex.
Either that, or human "civilization" can't be uplifted to alien levels, not even with enough times and resources without going through evolutionary changes first.

But hey, maybe the singularity will solve that and machines will get to meet the ayylmaos once they've abandoned the primordial goop that birthed them to their own devices. Hopefully some will take us up there as pets or something. And maybe we get to meet other "pets" in heat

>>1111860
what is the source for this amigo

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how about some yautja?

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So anons, I was thinking. I like these Xeno heavy threads. I do, I really really do and I quite look forward the future threads.

But um, I was looking for something more on the Weird edge of thing.
Horrors, Weirds, Strange things that don't really count as Xeno but often overlap- like the

>>1102632

Posted here. Things that are listed as "Other".
Like for here we have on the (literally) lighter side of things I have no idea what. But it's weird and I'd totally fuck that shit.

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On the other end of that spectrum would be Horror, like so.
Horrors, things from beyond comprehension. That you can FUCK.
What I'm looking for here is, like I guess erotic horror or something.
Fics that reconcile some guy figuring out what the hell he's looking at and finding a slow brooding romance with it.

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Another example.

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>>1145335
>"Earthman, give me your seed!"
>implying I wouldn't want to anyway.

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>>1145217
>>1145230
>>1145257
>>1145335
I feel ya man. There is something beautiful and erotic about Cosmic horrors, eldritch abominations and Lovecraftian creatures that normal humanoid xenos or robots doesn't seem to have.

>tfw no gentle transdimensional madness-inducing cosmic horror gf will take you to diner in some desolated planet decorated in a way to make you keep your sanity in check and to admire the alien landscape
>tfw no gentle transdimensional madness-inducing cosmic horror gf to teach you about the cosmos, the small and big dimensions across the multiverse, the different languages she speaks
>tfw no gentle transdimensional madness-inducing cosmic horror gf to make sweet nightmarish love
>tfw