jerk off encouragement

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If anyone here is taking commissions, I have one.
You walk in on Filia naked, which startles her at first, annoyed by your presence, but she quickly decides that if you're going to be a pervert, you may as well be useful. She then asks you to jack off to her body until you cum.

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Anyone want to try making a caption about Tharja seducing anon with her wet pussy?

>>1011669
> shitty writefaggotry thread

something penetration, creampie, maybe impregnation

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>>1011669
At least post proper size numb nuts

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req what the meridia's saying to her brothers

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Req that you walk in on her. And she asks you to stay and help.

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dominant please

why is this a thing

anyone have the image guide

>>1015024

>crybaby shitposting

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request for this one please. It would make my day.

whatever happened to the official version of these threads

>>1021740
Died with dee I suppose

>>1018081

6spooky8me

>>1024180
Thank You!

>>1011669
>on /aco/, a board meant for western art
>proceeds to start a thread with a thumbnail of a japanese rpg character

New, or just stupid?

>>1026863
Lol autists like you are the worst. It's western art of an eastern character you dumb faggot. And someone above him just posted azasuke above you but it's finen cus were gonna write a bunch of words on it. Kys. BTW Does anyone have that booru of joi pics?

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>>1028311
>sexism and racism deduct 10 points
shit chart

>>1028324
You forgot

>automatic 4chan filename (-5)
>slightly modified automatic 4chan filename (-25)

>>1028329
Seems hardly fair to deduct points for something you have basically no control over and the filename is mostly irrelevant to the caption itself.

>>1028333
Don't have a faggy userbase then

>>1028334
>Don't have a faggy userbase then
?????????

>>1011670
Let's see how many points this one is, shall we?

Base score: 100

- Deductions
Typo x1: -5
S-stuttering l-like t-this x10: -100
Bad conveyance: -10

Text is completely italic: -5
Floating text: -5
Text overlaps onto the character: -5

Score: -130

+ Bonus points:
Didn't use a picture of a well-known model/porn actor/celebrity: etc: +20


Final score: -110

Conclusion: Stop s-stuttering s-so much and make better format & editing choices. Only one typo but always proof-read before uploading.

>>1028350
>>1028367

Grats on killing the thread mang, can you fuck right off now? I'm allergic to faggots

>>1028311
>>1028324
>>1028350
>>1028367
>some of literally the most insane autism I've ever read on 4chan
While I commend your devotion to pornography I absolutely cannot abide those type of rules lawyering for a burgeoning subgenre. Grammar and syntax have absolutely no place in fictional spoken dialogue, let alone shitty pornography. Read a book, and I highly recommend you never bring this shit up ever again because it's the work of a serial killer.

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requesting some hilda

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>>1028324
>You thinking this is a problem is part of the problem.

>>1028708
>lawyering for a burgeoning subgenre
Did you read the note at the bottom? I don't think you did.

>>1028708
>because it's the work of a serial killer.
lol. Which is worse, that there are too many terrible captions or that someone who cares that there are too many terrible captions exists and hopes that maybe, maybe, MAYBE, it's possible to reduce them just a little bit?

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>>1028367
>>1028350
>>1028324
>>1028311
All of these fucking images and captions are to get your noodle wet, no one actually gives a shit about your scores. This is like if I walked up to a porn producer and said, "hey your porn didn't have a good story, it wasn't politically correct and the editing was shit, so I'm going to give it a 20 out of 100 in my personal rating". Porn isn't a media that needs to be rated, it was solely made to fap to and then turn off. I seriously wonder how sperg ridden autists like you get to use the internet.

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requesting my boy shauna

>>1028367
KYS

>>1028311
Alex get off here you nigger

>>1028311
Are you ceral

>>1028740
You're definitely worse because someone else made something awesome for me to fap to and you derailed the thread with your autism. No one was complaining about these. People actually request they get made.

>>1028311
A U T I S M

>>1011669
I can dig this. Where would I have to go to request something like this that plays specifically to my fetishes?

>>1014017
any more of Widow?

>>1018174
Some peoples imaginations are powerful, they can get off on just reading sex, the picture helps set the stage, but the persons brain animates, hears their voice and other sounds, makes it real.

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>>1011669
>arguing about porn

>>1028740
Alex just fucking die
>zero people care about your ratings
>your ratings are based off of your own personal preference
>if people don't like the porn, they won't even load it
>inb4 "HURR you care because you responded" zero people care positively about your shit ratings

>>1030987
>replying to a day old post.

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>>1028311
>things I don't like are objectively bad

>>1028311
>Some one spent time on making this because people masturbate to things he dont like

why

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Would anyone be able to write for these two?

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>>1028311

>>1028311
lololololol sexism/racism deduct 10 points lolololololol what the fuck get off the internet loser.

I leave home for a couple months, and look what happens...

>>1032614
its dead

>>1028311
>made by Alexx777

>>1028311
people will enjoy whatever the fuck they want.
your stupid chart is not gonna make the whole community cater specifically to you, ya fuckface

Alex is like the aco version of Quentin. Just ignore him and he will fuck off.

>>1033941
>Quentin
Who?

>>1028311
>...
>*holds up flame shield*
>...
>namefag with no contribution
>retarded post
this is why we don't have nice things

Weaponized Autism

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>>1028311
There is nothing wrong with floating text
There is nothing wrong with stuttering
There is nothing wrong with using "real" instead of "really," especially if that's how the character talks
There is nothing wrong with the word jizz or other words like it
There is absolutely nothing wrong with using any of the phrases you wrote in the bottom left
99% of the people here don't mind reading an "unbroken long wall of text"
There is nothing wrong with repeating a word in a sentence

This is some serious, weaponized, namefaggotry autism right here.

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>>1028311
this is the most autistic thing I've ever seen

>>1021820
He got to many requests and he's taking time off, if you go to his tumblr he goes into it more. http://h-joi.tumblr.com/

>>1028105
http://joi.booru.org/index.php
It's gotten a new influx of pictures thanks to new threads in >>>/trash/

>>1028311
>*holds up flame shield*

>>1028820
This. Alexx got so fucking told anon grew a beard.

>>1011669
we need more mom captions asap

>>1034515
(Unsheaths Katana)

>>1028324
>- Bonus points:
>No deductions in Formatting/Editing: +20
>Didn't use a picture of a well-known model/porn actor/celebrity etc.: +20
>Final score: 95
you see people, I'm perfect LOOOOVEE MEEEEEEE!

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anyone have this that you can read

>>1028311

A lot of people are calling this shit, but most of those deductions are for things like grammar, design, and use of clichés.

>>1034514
>http://joi.booru.org/index.php
man did they clean out the ones with the names or am i just imagining those were uploaded? seeing the ones with my name in them made me crazy horny

>>1035835
you posted a thumnail dude

>>1036095
He knows that. He was asking if anyone had the full image since he only has the thumbnail

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>>1028311
The only thing agree strongly with is that the use of words like "jizz and sack." Those are good indications that you're fapping to something written by a 15yo virgin and take you completely out of it.

Other than that though WEW

anyone have ones of Toph?

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>>1028311
>*holds up flame shield*
I lost S-stuttering can also imply drawn out or over expressed sylabols.
>I'll just leave this here.
you sir are an amazing writer brickleberry level. The level of writefaggotry required to be this detached and offensive to the target audience.
Astonishing a fucking miracle of the universe.
The meta level of your posting is a rare gift. It is I am serious yet clearly done for comedic purposes.

I was gonna post porn but then id rather just jack off to the pure emotion of anger revenge fucking -10

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>>1028367
dude... (thats a pause) these ... are used in commentary to show a pause to the reader.
literally you are amazing. Their is a need for men women robots plankton in the other obscure fetish threads. Use your words talk their shit down.

>>1029288
Dubs confirms.

>>1028311
do the world a favor and jump off a bridge

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>>1034462
personally, pic related is the most autistic thing i've ever seen, but this shit is a close second

>>1028311
Please for the love of god kill yourself

Guys can we get back on the topic of jerk off encouragement, now that the autist has deleted his post

>>1041281
He probably got banned. It's really sad to see a lot of furry and feet fag in this thread

>>1036838
>ANGER IS MY LUBRICANT

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not a cartoon but can someone PLEASE do this one

>>1045793
/gif/

>>1045827
you need to have gifs and webms there though and nobody on /r/ is doing one

>>1036810
Toph is underaged, anon.

>>1047794
there are 3 canon versions of her from youth, middle age, and senior

>>1045793
story?

>>1048615
what do you mean story?

>>1036841
I'm not that guy, but, ellipsis should be used sparingly. The pauses there are really more suitable for periods, unless Pearl is speaking with long, awkward silences after every sentence instead of talking like a regular person. It really is off-putting. I'm not going to make a fucking spreadsheet about it, but it's still not good.

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Fresh OC

>>1050485
10/10, a fucking masterpiece

>>1051183
But it's an old Lux pic from league of loser XD

>>1028840
Sauce on the artist?

>>1051564
gashi45

>>1011669
Like I need it

holy fuck can the mods just ip ban alexx jesus christ

>>1011670
Curious about the character. Who is she or is she an original?

>>1018075
>>1018079
Who are these semen demons? Google is giving me nothing.

test

>>1034404
Im so sad i missed this

>>1034057
I need to see this deleted post

>>1058520

ah man this is getting pretty steamy pretty fast

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>>1058520
5/5

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Can anyone do one for this pic?

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>>1059137
I gotchu senpai.

>>1059231
I creamed

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>>1011669
>>1011669
First time writing one of these. Any opinions?

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Requesting a joi/caption thingy for this pic.

>>1059449
Das grose

>>1045793
Git out

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>>1059449

>>1059377
ain't gonna lie to you mate.

it was pretty fucking great, keep it up

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>>1028367
you are making a fool of yourself.
stop.

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>>1059449

>>1011669
you little shit

>>1045793
3DPD

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A slutty Horny af Femshep inviting some crew member to her quarters and watching them get off.

>>1060214
>>1059377
It's great in concept, but your English needs work. You had a good idea, but the execution was rife with spelling and grammar mistakes. Those are easy to fix, though.

I really liked the Aisha Clan Clan one, that I remember.

Any others like it?

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I'll post a few of my own.

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>>1066256

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>>1066259

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>>1065805
Which one?

This is the one I requested.

>>1011670
Artist?

There was one of these with Mei from Overwatch, but I've looked through Google and haven't found it. Anyone have it?

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>>1067780
this one?

>>1028350
>100 -5 -100 -10 -5 -5 -5 = -130
Did you even graduate second grade, you turbofaggot?

>>1045793
seriously can someone do this one, please?

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>>1068572

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I would really appreciate a good caption for this

>>1072795
show me ur benis :DDDD

In light of recent events, could I request some Tracer f4f encouragement?

>>1067839
Wasn't there another one with her shoving a popsicle up her ass?

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Make it about Mei and viewer masturbating at the same time and Mei being incredibly shy but still turned on about it, using nerdy phrases through out, and at the end she want to cum at the same time

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>>1078079

This one?

>>1078284
Yeah that one, but with text (obviously lol)

>>1011669
Like I need more encouragement

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>>1078284
It's this pic, I can't find it anywhere but in stupid vids

Wow, his post got deleted before I got to see it.

Interest bump

>>1066783
Yeah thats the one I liked, I was asking if anyone knows of any 'similar' ones in theme and instruction.

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Can someone please caption this pic? You get the "Deluxe Special" at a Restaurant and now get to have fun with these 3 lovely ladies. Fucking, Fisting, Licking are all encouraged (though one prefers anal play the most)

These threads are shit without Dee.