How to buy shojo without getting laughed at by the cutie

Dress up as a girl to make the purchase.

Buy one of everything.

>>162300455
buy a yaoi manga with a shoujo so she wont make fun of you again

Ask someone to buy it for you.

>>162300455
buy a pack of condoms with it

>>162300455
Buy it with a copy of Guns & Ammo, and Mein Kampf.

>>162300455
I dunno ask what she likes?

>>162300455
She already laughs at you when you buy shonen.

If she asks if that's everything, say no and double down

>>162300455
Write "3dpd" on her forehead and only like 2d instead

>>162300762
She didn't laugh when I bought junji Ito stuff

>>162300751
How do I do this?

>>162300455
Pay a little girl to buy it for you. Kinda like a reverse of teens paying the homeless guy to buy booze for them.

>>162300455
Show that you're serious by putting down a confident stack of shojo manga

>>162300455
Say it's for your little sister, and for fuck's sake, don't say "imouto".

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>>162300518
This.

Beware of creepy otaku though.

>>162300455
Just buy it you cunt, and stop worrying about such insignificant details.

>>162300455
Girl cashier here, we literally don't care what books you buy.

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HIT ON HER, THEN SHE'LL BE THE EMBARRASS

>>162300903
You were less sensitive while buying horror. It was as funny as checking out the 20th effete manchild in a day would have been for her.

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>>162300455
Stealth Umaru thread?

>>162301179
please be in singapore

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>>162301262

>>162300455
Is that a cutie Asian cashier(male)?
If so, strike up a conversation

>>162300455
>he buy physical copy of manga
What year are you living at ? 2005 ?

>>162301693
I'm sure you are poor or doesn't have any guts to buy one.

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>>162300455
>a nugget to shoot the nugget

>>162300455
>2017
>he still isn't a magical girl

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>>162301539

>>162300455
>Buy
That's you're problem.

I've never had that problem cause I'm also asian.Good luck.

>>162301179
Wyf qt

>>162300455
Just buy it. That's it. Social ramifications (which there will be next to none) be damned

>>162301539
>>162302493
kek

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>>162302493

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>>162301179

>>162300926
Ask what she likes instead. It ain't hard.

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I wish I had a cute Asian cashier. All I have is a hambeast shounenfag. I just wanted to buy my dirt cheap copy of te Azumanga Daioh DVD collection to add to my library, not get in a conversation about Attack on Titan

>>162300455
Buy it like a normal faggot. Why the fuck do you have to care about what that Asian cashier going to think of you. She'll forget you later on anyway considering the numbers of customers she have to attend to everyday.

Just buy it at the same time as some guy buying futa porn.

>>162300455
man up and buy your shit, dumb umaru hater

You could buy online.

give me the money and i'll buy it for you bro just wait outside

>>162300455
Say you just need it to masturbate to the hand holding.

>>162301135
Eww!

They don't give a shit you're paying their wage.

>>162300621
this

>>162300455
you can't they will always laugh at you. I just keep my composure and laugh at their minimal wage job

>>162300455
If you're white you have nothing to worry about, Asian women literally worship the big white cock.

>>162303010
I'd get in a conversation about Attack on Titan, as long as it's not fujoshi shipfaggotry

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>>162300455
>>>/adv/
fuck off

Say it's for your girlfriend.

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>>162301135
Otaku are creepy by definition

>>162301179
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>>162309562
I bet she'd laugh even harder.

>>162300824
>Muh 3dpd meme

umaru

>>162300455
Ask for gift envelope

>>162309784
How ?

>>162309784
Simply Autistic

>>162308227
Then you live with the knowledge that the guy who prepares the package is laughing at you.

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>>162309915
>meme

>>162300455
Why should she laugh at a little girl who buys something for her age group

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>>162301262
>>162301539
>>162302493
>>162302627
Give us more of those Umaru-chan stuff please. Umaru dying is a SAD ending.

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>>162300455
You think that's embarrassing to buy in person? Try this manga on for size.

>>162300455
>buy
Look at this fag.

>>162300455
Have you never heard of the internet?
Just buy it online.
That, or just walk into the store with a gun and steal it. No one will laugh at you if you're carrying a gun.

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>>162309824
Nooo, my disguise has been foiled!

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>>162311119
>No one will laugh at you if you're carrying a gun.

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>>162310903
>Y-Yes, I'd like one copy of Diaper Girl please

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>>162300455
She would probably be into shojo manga if anything, so it could be used as a conversation point.

Better than buying the newest kiddie shonen manga like a loser

>>162311746
Does this guy even have pupils?

>>162312916
Has this shit ended yet? I haven't read a chapter since the baseball dude hooked up with the childhood friend, and that was like 2 years ago

>>162300455
Be sure you by a sexy covered manga with the shojo manga or some history books/biographys to make her think your an intellectual.

>>162309646
still not gay