Would Astolfo make a good lover?

the best

>>162213146
only if he does enema frequently

>>162213146
He was literally built for sex

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what the hell is up with that flesh tooth

>>162213146
I want Astolfo to become mother (male) to my children

>>162213146
>French dude
>good lover
He'd cheat on you.

>>162213387
Not if you are Saracen~

>>162213387
Canonically speaking he's cheated on his wife with 700 other women while wondering why his wife cheated on him.

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>>162213387
I wouldn't mind him cheating on me with women. If he cheated on me with another man, though, I'd probably be devastated. Am I weird?

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>>162213387
He's a Frog? Kek why are Frenchies so slutty? Even the ones that aren't are unintentionally sexual.

>>162214873
Is Paris literally called "the city of love"?

>>162213146
I want Astolfo to cuck me by fucking my waifu while I locked up in chastity.

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>>162214873
The French literally invented romance. It's in their genes.

>>162214671
Depends.
Are you a man or a woman?

>>162215030
I'm a man.

>>162213291
I want to Astolfo there. Anime girls kicking, stepping and squeezing balls is my biggest fetish.

>>162215368
to be*

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Would you rather be Astolfo's lover or Astolfo himself?

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ASTOLFO PLEASES FAT BALD FACELESS OLD MEN FOR FREE

>>162215468
>tfw you are a fat old faceless man
>but no cute trap is sucking your dick
JUST

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>>162215468
delete this

>>162213387
>French
He's actually English since he is supposed to be the son of Otto, king of England which is probably a reference to Offa the king of Mercia, a kingdom in Anglo-Saxon England.

>>162215452
astolfo himself, then i wouldnt exist

What would it be like being lovers with the girls from Apocrypha?

>>162215452
both

>>162213146
The best.

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Hey guys I fixed Astolfo

No need to thank me

>>162217714
Why?

>>162217729
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>162217714
gay

He would make a great Griffith replacement

>>162217714
I still like it

>>162217714
jesus fucking christ that neck

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I want to rape Astolfo's feet.

>>162217714
A giraffe.

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>>162214671
>Am I weird?
no, you're just a cuckold. It's 2017 though so don't worry , it's completely normal.

I wish I were a girl so astolfo could be my boyfriend.

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>>162217714

>>162214671
I guess it depends on your mindset? A lot of guys don't really seem to mind their girl cheating on them with another girl since it seems hot. So I guess how unusual it is depends on how much of a girl you see him as?

>>162217714
>fixed

Those thighs and hips... That shit's too curvy for a man.

>>162213146
I hear he's very tasty.

>>162218058
Wow, thanks for ruining that picture for me.

>>162218118
>male feet
Disgusting.

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>>162213146
Her puffy vulva is built for sex.

>>162221735
But they're female feet (male)

>>162213146
he would make a better rape victim

>>162222311
sick fuck

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>this thread
I I´M NOT GAY!!

>>162215452
both options are great

>>162222730
Delete this.

>>162222733
Astolfo is not a boy, he is a miracle of the universe.

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>>162217714
NOPE

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>>162222783
"no"

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P-please...be gentle... (it´s my first time!)

>>162218566
Sure thing cuck.

>>162223127
I didn't say it was right, I just said it wouldn't be unusual.

>>162222988
I'm girl who really wants to get fucked by Astolfo.

>>162223449
I'm a girl and I really want to peg Astolfo.

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>>162213146
Astolfo sucks.

>>162216146
What girls?

He's a guy

>>162223674
that image looks more horny than imposing

meme failed

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Daily reminder that only straight men of refined taste and culture, like anime girls like Astolfo

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>>162222733

wew

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>>162218118
rude

>>162223449
That's gay!

I WANT TO LIVE A ROMANTIC, LOVEY-DOVEY LIFE WITH ASTOLFO

>>162229551
Same but mostly anal sex

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>>162229674
His ass is good.

>>162213146
Name some of her good points

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>No official bulge pics or stats
But why?

>>162213146
But that's gay Senpai.

>>162233785
Jeanne D.arc will see it.