I want to be a witch, /a/. It looks comfy.

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>>161963095
you know what to do

if i become a witch do i get to transform into a cute 2d girl
or is that perk only for the mahou shoujou profession

>>161963095
I want to fuck a witch.

>>161963095
I bet it's comfy in her vagina

>>161963095

You can't be if you didn't get an owl.

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What is he thinking?

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>>161963384
and now?

To become one you have to have sex with Satan, though.

>>161964381
I don't mind, he seems like a pretty cool dude.

>>161963481
>mh witch tits

>>161963136
If you become a witch you get burned at the stake.

>>161963095
Best part is, you can use your broom to masturbate in the air with no one noticing. It sounds like a lot of fun.

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>>161964381

Can't I just have sex with a girl that's already a witch?

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>>161963095
It looks painful.

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>*develops blisters and calluses on her cooch*
Disgusting show on so many aspects.

How fat is Chinatsu's butt?

>>161964435
Now that you mention it, that sounds like a really enjoyable pastime.

>>161964594
That looks very lewd to me.

>>161964787
Not fat enough.

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Kei gets to plow this ass whenever he wants

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Fuck senpai

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Not enough doujins

>>161964879
Yes, I do want to fuck senpai.

I want to be a witches wife.

>>161965364
Is she being molested?

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I want to have unprotected sex with the brown one.

>>161965892
I'd taste her moon pie if you know what I mean.

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>>161965892
you couldn't handle her.

>>161963095
i got i to the occult because of this shit, astrally projected once, stumbled upon a meeting with other projectors, and now, i think one of their fucking pigeon familiars won't leave me alone. i feed it, too, because he hangs out at my house. great manga, though. that last chapter was something else. pls post more pics and weeb 'ems before the pigeon gets to me

>>161967825
bost green text with story

It would all be nice if the author released more than 4 chapters a year.

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>>161963095
>It looks comfy.
it's not

>>161968005
>do the thing in bed (i don't want to say it because i don't want to give people any ideas)
>lift out of body
>look around everywhere in strange form
>see small tavern-like place
>people gathered around
>most noticeable was little girl speking with really old man
>she somehow found out how to do it
>she kept saying, "come on, we have to do this RIGHT NOW"
>had no idea what she wanted to do or was trying to say, but i just didn't feel right
>old man kept advising her not to
>leave
pls be little girl's pigeon

>>161965979
jesus christ i havent seen that gif all the way through in so long.

>>161964883
LOL SHE'S LITERALLY READING ABOUT TASTY TREATS. that's some real comfy

>>161963481
Witch milk

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>>161963095

>>161968267
how far did you have to travel to get to the place
are you sure the girl wasn't in fact an old man taking thw form of a little girl?

>>161963095
Heh, no you don't. You'd just as gladly become a witch as you would a martian gondolier or a candy shop owner or a data processing club member or a type A7M2 robot. Because in the end, it's not about what you want to be, but what you DON'T want to be, and most of all you don't want to be you.

>>161968237
My man.

>>161969047
He dead, anon. You can get the pigeon for him if you want.

>>161965847
Nah. You must not have a younger sister. This is a special facial massage you have to give them before they eat a big meal like breakfast or dinner. Basically it loosens their facial muscles so they don't get cramps. You have to do it at least twice a day. Some schools will do it for girls for lunch but most don't. Some girls pair up before lunch in the bathroom and take care of each other (it's hard to do to yourself) but girls can eat a small amount before they start cramping up. If it was done in the morning though they're usually okay through lunch.

>>161968267
I'm curious. How do you know you are astral projecting instead of just lucid dreaming?

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>>161963095
Damnit anon.

>tfw don't live in Hokkaido subsisting on mountain vegetables and a family garden and chicken flock
>can't understand heavily accented country-nipponese
>their internet is probably shitty
>no flying broom to run errands on
>no cousin with a giant orchard to steal apples from
>don't own a teashop cafe in the middle of nowhere whose biggest customer is literally a fox

>>161964381

My friend in elementary school was a wiccan because it was trendy. She had this book illustrating in graphic detail witches having sex with satan, who had a giant rock-hard cock. The text explicitly stated it was hard as rock. I masturbated to that so many fucking times I got a fetish for it now. I wonder if /x/ has a pdf.

>>161964594

No worse than being a cyclist.

>>161974136
Do you remember the title?

>>161974351

No. It's been like 15 years anon. That book was my first porn.

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>>161964381
I would if I could, bitch.

>>161974136
I didn't know what sex was in elementary school while people were already riding satan's giant rock-hard cock.

I guess that explains a lot.

>>161964435
>with no one noticing
>oh, seems like it's started to rain
>but there are no clouds

>>161975066
That would be hot as fuck.

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>>161975066

I want to sexually assault Chinatsu

>>161974946
That's a shame.

>>161975610
Me too.

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>>161975610
She would sexually assault you.

>>161974136
Aomori, not Hokkaido.