ITT: post your literally me

>>161875711
>literally me
>>>/t/umblr

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>>161875711
You're spooky

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Me if I were a cute girl.

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Literally me.

>>161876254
I want to rape you!

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>>161876271
I want you to rape me!

>>161876350
b-brah

>>161875711
big head
>>161875761
dead
>>161875795
nerd
>>161876167
autist
>>161876254
poorfag
>>161876312
scardycat
>>161876350
thot

wow you guys literally suck

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>>161875711
I am real black swordsman.

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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor

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Me on the right.

>>161876834
You're a SJW?

>>161876312
I'm not the only one who is unusually scared of toasters right?

>>161876861
I just wish they came with a timer so I know when it comes out.

>>161876861
when it doesn't pop all the way up and you gotta put your fingers inside to pull it out
even when it's unplugged i get weirded out

>>161875926
hownew.ru

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>>161876861
>>161876877
>>161876897
You wouldn't happen to be cute little girls would you?

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For me it's Yui - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>161876768
oh hello ZAKU

I am here to posy nobody, because i am nobody.

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Just not cute.

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Always has been.

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intelligent nihilistic etc. you know the drill

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Literally me

>protagonist's fat friend.jpg

>>161878073
>and the protagonist is the main character of a harem show, while you're hated by every single girl
it hurts

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>>161878072
Fuuka is the best Nanoha that will ever Nanoha.

>>161878047
You're great.

>>161878066
You can sit on my lap.

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Literally me

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;_;

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as of 2017, i have fully plunged into being an alcoholic.

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>>161878228
Very true

>>161878066
u wish
i bet u dont even squat

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For me I'm literal - sense, wicked, nad have a nihilistic humor of intelligism

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Dumb, optimistic and with a clean sense of humor

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I just want to be fucked hard and silly in all my holes by big hard cocks, is that so much to ask for?

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>>161875711

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I take the lead but my childish outbursts tend to take it way too far, i also hate shitty brats.

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I just grunt all day but people think my show is good lol what a bunch of try hard assholes

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>>161878331
My sister in law! Considering, since Kagami is mai waifu. <3

>>161878975
the OP says LITERAL, not FANTASY

>>161879007
I know
I didn't want to be born like this

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>>161876897
Lewd

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>>161875711
At the risk of being associated with tripfags and their never-ending quest to give cancer:

Mostly the faults of these two.
An idiot who sees things coming but can't stop people from doing them anyway and can't move forward while adhering to archaic and simplistic ideals and morality.
I'm kind and dedicated to others but they seldom return the same.
I deny my desires.

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me on the lower right

>>161878706
well, now i know what i have to go read before i go to bed. again.

>>161879165
get outta here raph, i might be a coward but i'm pure

>>161879440
Yeah its a great one, I wish I could service some anons like that

>>161879531
i wish you could, too.

>>161879531
this has ruined my mood to read them lol

>>161879531
what's stopping you now?

>>161879801
Sorry anon, I guess Im getting carried away

>>161880011
i just wish there was a way i could help, so now reading them makes me feel sad.

>>161879816
The fact that I don't any anons that would use me like a dick sleeve In my area is pretty much the only reason.

Too serious too have friends or social life

>>161880189
whats the general area you live in, anon

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>>161880285

>>161880300
Southeast Texas, its hard to find stuff like that in my area

>>161880473
well, if im ever back in san antonio

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Imagine if people in this thread weren't 100% ironic.

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>>161875711

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;_;

According to akinator, I'm Yamagami Lucy.

Does that count?

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Including the bear pyjamas.

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I don't like UMAs though.

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>>161875711

>>161876167
>2 right feet

>>161881916
>facebook filename
Fuck off and stay there.

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>>161875711

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>>161875711
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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literally me

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for me it's Yui - dumb, optimistic and funny as cancer

>>161879291
"anon, anon, wherefore, art thou anon!? deny thy morality and refuse thy simplistic ideals"

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>>161875711
>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>161879291
I'm kinda like that too, but in addition, I also love guns and explosives.

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i-i just want everyone in /a/ to get along!

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It doesn't matter where I am, I never know why I'm there.

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We have disturbingly similar opinions and world views.

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We actually do feel pain and could've been the coolest guys

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>>161886392
Are you as cute as Akari?

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>>161875711

>>161886750
Let's just say that that picture's inaccurate to my situation because it's not a different enough comparison.

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>>161875711
D E E R E D

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we are both completely irrelevant.

>>161886938
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off chimeraphiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

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>>161887047
>every time

>>161887047
thanks doc

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I just love old men.

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>>161875711
For me it's Sakura from Sakura's quest. She's wicked and with an intelligent sense of nihilistic humour.

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>>161875711

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>>161876837
Me my right, but your left.

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>>161875711