Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?

>>>/ck/

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>he doesn't eat his "burgers" like sponge cake

>>161867065
The only incorrect way of eating is not putting food into your mouth.

>>161867065
>stabs the food in a random place with the fork and cuts somewhere else, instead of using knife and fork in unison

Why the FUCK do shows do this? You can't cut shit like that, you'll just make a mess.

>using a knife and fork
>not blending it together with fries and a shake

>>161867165

You are just not using sacred nippon steel folded 10000 times stupid gaijin.

>>161867226

Germans invented the hamburguer

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Is this how to eat a Snickers bar?

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>>161867226
What do people say when they eat something from Europe?

E-U!

>>161867065
I'm not really a "burger purist", so I don't care how you eat it, as long as you remember to clap afterwards.

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>>161867210

>>161867165
Same reason you're a dumbass when it comes to chopsticks

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>TFW Celiac
>TFW always have to order burger without bun and have to cut it

>>161867293
Actually romans did, look it up

>>161867654
>Romans
>Actually doing anything for us.

>>161867065
This is how the fucking Swedes would do it.

I hate the way Swedes eat everything.

They eat EVERYTHING with a fork and knife and take a fucking century to eat.

>>161867699
Brought peace?

>>161867654

That's even more interesting, I'll read about it, thanks.

>>161867737
Shut up.

>>161867129
>he doesn't regurgitate his stomach and directly consume food with it
pleb

>>161867065
murkajin here

if i see this i will gut you like a pig with my freedom knife

have a nice day

>>161867065

Do Americans really not do this?

>>161867491
but chopsticks are easy to hold

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>>161867065
Is it that time again?

>>161867838
It depends on the burger.

>>161867821
You're forced to do it if the burger is too huge to fit your mouth or the span of your grip.

>>161867838

Why would you? The entire point of a bun is so that you can hold it in your hands. You don't eat a sandwich with a fork and knife

>>161867838
Only at Kumas

>>161867893
if you're a fucking handlet/mouthlet then eat some sliders

>>161867293
>>161867654

Putting meat on bread is surely an invention as old as agriculture.

>>161867938
What's a slider?

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>>161867065
Depends on the size of the burger.
That one looks way too small to bother cutting.

>>161867967
Yes but the romans were the first documented to grill it and eat it on a bun

>>161868002
Little tiny burgers

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>>161868005
>A poptart is a sandwich

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>>161867065
I can't believe people are discussing this.
This is obviously not how you eat a burger.

I mean maybe if you wanna look like a retard then this is the thing to do for you but normally you just grab it and take a bite.

>>161867654
WE wuz burgers n shiet

>>161868107
Why? OP's image looks pretty elegant and less messy. No chance of things falling out from the other end.

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>>161868107
>~80 stars in the text
This bothers my autism.

>>161867838
If you're ever in a situation where a burger requires a knife and fork, you're either a tight mouthed pussy with lips more fit for Chad's cock, OR it's some poorly put together Bubble Bass meme burger.
There really doesn't need to be more than meat, cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato. Shit most people forgo the tomato. Pickle or bacon is also acceptable.

If the patty needs to be stacked, then the patty is too small. Fix your meat to veg ratio or get another burger.

>>161868187
>counted every star

pure autism

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>>161868005
Is a jelly doughnut a sandwich?

>>161868304
If you have something between bread then it's a sandwich

>>161867365
Clap as in after a Hollywood movie or clap to the deity Gochiuso-sama?

>>161868352
>implying a hotdog is a sandwich

>>161868352
does it even have to be bread? what about s'mores?

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>>161868352
So a layer cake is also a sandwich?

>>161867699
They made an unwieldy yet fancy numerical system.

>>161868437
>Not getting the reference

>>161867874
Has she been able to finish anything since her scandal-breakup?

>>161868424
cookies/biscuits are bread too

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>>161867598
Get some hambagu

>>161868529
This looks disgusting for some reason.

>>161868304
No it's a fucking donut.
>>161868352
No it isn't. It's not called a fucking donut sandwich or a hotdog sandwich.
You could put hotdogs between slices of bread and call it a hotdog sandwich, and that would be a different thing than a regular sausage inna bun.

The trick I use to know if something is a sandwhich is to see if people use the word "sandwich" to describe it.
Submarine sandwich? Looks good.
Burrito sandwich? You're a fucking idiot.

>>161868417
Isn't it?

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>>161868005
I'm right and you all know it

>>161867065
I think Toga knows how.
>>161868503
Who and what know?

>>161868417
a hotdog is just a submarine sandwich, just smaller and with different meat

>>161867065
There is no right way to consume the cholesterol bombs which are American burguers, senpai.

>>161868472
Sorry, I don't know ALL the cult classic movies worth knowing by society.

>>161868611
Is an "ice cream sandwich" a "real" sandwich, in your mind?

>>161868644
spot the europoor

too worried about ruining your girlish figure, huh?

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>>161868617
No.

>>161867065
If they're too big.

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>>161868352
What about invisible sandwiches

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Nice and rare. Mmmmm.

/ck/ get out

>>161868659
I just don't want to die at 35 with my arteries clogged desu

>>161868733
This guy is a joke though

>>161868611
KFC calls bacon and cheese between two pieces of fried chicken a sandwich.

>>161868636
The eating girl (Yuka) and another youtuber (Hajime-shachou) were an item and they broke up after Yuka found out Hajime was cheating on her. Fan backlash for everyone involved.

>>161868755
I'll start eating healthy tomorrow I promise.

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yummy

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>>161867210

This. I bought a good blender and just blend my food and drink it. Makes eating faster and less troublesome.

>>161868850
usually girls eat more when depressed so I'm pretty sure she must be unstoppable right now

How fucking disgusting. Just like fags who eat pizzas with forks and knives.

>>161869110
>eating like a savage
fucking caveman

>McdDonald's anime comercial kicks in

>>161868755
36 fatass here. The trick is to NOT EAT THEM ALL THE DAMN TIME.

>>161869110
>not folding your pizza so you've got two layers of crust

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I thought this would be a loli liek burg thread.

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nice anime thread

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>>161869235
And now you've made it a sandwich.

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>>161869336

>>161868913
mos burger?

>>161868417
Is a sub not a sandwich?

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>>161869379
>A pizza sandwich
I fail to see a problem

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>>161869574
Also, while looking for this pic, found pic related

>>161868304
IDK, Brock, are onigiri sandwiches?

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>>161869620
That's fucking disgusting. Leafs can never criticise food again.

>>161869703
Nigger, have you ever HAD poutine? Best fucking hangover food ever.

>>161869805
But why would you eat microwaved pre-frozen poutine?

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>>161869356
Can we start posting burgs already.

>>161869805
Objectively false. The best food hungover, drunk or sober is meat from something you killed yourself. Preferably a deer.

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>>161869883

I fucking hate these people so much. If you're going to just look slack-jawed when ordering and waste everyone's time, why don't you just go inside? The drive-thru is for people who want to get food quickly, and to do that everyone needs to know their order.

Yes I mad

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>>161867304
How do YOU eat it? With your hands?

>>161869860
No restaurants open?
>>161869907
Agreed, but what if you're in an area with no available wildlife?

>>161867065
Only if it's really messy.

>>161869574
>>161869620
that's not a crust. That's like pasta dough.

>>161869379
It's tasty though. And you can eat it with your hands

>>161870046
>Agreed, but what if you're in an area with no available wildlife?

That's when you hunt the most dangerous game.

>>161870004
I don't eat shit made from cheap chocolate

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>>161867065
I as an overweight American consider it insulting when people don't eat burgers with their hands
No matter how greasy or wet, eating a traditional USA-style burger with any utensils is disgraceful

>>161868656
Not him but yes, its ice cream between two slabs of choclate cake.

>>161868813
The fried chicken is battered, so it technically is a sandwich since the outermost layers are fried batter.

>>161870080
Tigers?

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Someone post the GJ-bu webm damnit.

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>>161870230

>>161868005
radical sandwich anarchy sounds like a band name

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>>161870182
But they also offered it with grilled chicken instead.

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>>161870230
Yes, post more burgs

>>161870214
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk

>>161868562
It's because it has the exact same visual appearance as a lump of shit, even right down to the vague discoloration.

>>161867598
>Not finding alternate ways, such as a corn tortilla
My nearly-90 year old grandparents are smarter at finding new solutions than you.

>>161870311

I know it's a literary reference but men are not that hard to hunt, they generally panic and choose "flight" when in fight or flight scenarios. Tigers on the other hand kill skilled hunters all the time.

>>161868733
this would give you an illness unless the meat was raised privately in the best conditions

>>161870275
Tama has the right idea. Fuck the bread.

>>161869860
hes a degenerate that lives on processed food and has no idea how to cook, like most of north america its very standard

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The question should really be why aren't you consuming burg?

There's no one out there, aside from maybe vegans, who dislike a good burger. And I mean a genuinely well-made burger and not fast food.

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>>161870456
Is a burger really food though? it's a snack. Maybe it's just me but the bread is the worst part of the burger.

>>161868656
Yes.
100% of this is just disingenuous faggots looking to be retarded or have a "gotcha" thing.
An ice cream sandwich is a sandwich. Yet an oreo is a fairly fucking similiar thing in principle - but no one says "give me a glass of milk and 6 oreo sandwiches" because that's fucking retarded. Use language like a normal person and adapt when the public adapts.

>>161868813
If KFC or some other corporation wants to meme some disgusting shit and call it a sandwich, fine. It's their creation and it will be likely be referred to as such, even in notoriety.
A good rule of thumb is to imagine you're taking an order from Stacy and her friends, and she orders the food in question.
"We'd like the fish taco's please"
"Do you mean the fish taco sandwiches?"

Did Stacy crinkle her nose and give you a weird side stare? Did she in her friends sort've softly giggle-laugh at your autism? I want you to concentrate so hard you might trick yourself into hearing this audibly: "Uuuhmm... ok...?".
If you can picture this sort've response, then it isn't a fucking sandwich.

>>161870456
pretentious people won't enjoy them as well

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>>161867065
I've done this once with pizza
it was really hot so I didn't wanna touch it

>>161870550
a snack is food you fucking moron

>>161870605
Is it though? You just eat it.

>>161870550
First off, a snack is obviously food because you eat it. If you mean "is a burger a meal?" Well it depends on the size of the burger, but usually no not on its own.

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>>161870556
Nabisco calls Oreos sandwiches.

>>161870556
Oreo is a brand of sandwich cookie

>>161870594
well, i do the same thing except i dip it in tons of sauces

It's funny considering that prior to the Meiji Restoration, Japan was a vegetarian nation for 1200 years
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-japan-became-hooked-on-meat-2016-3

>>161870657
>milk's favorite cookie
Motherfucker that's not chocolate chip

>>161870456
How many people actually know the difference between a good burger and run of the mill fast food?

>>161867129
or putting ketchup on it

>>161870632
>food because you eat it
That's a flimsy definition. If I eat dirt or shit does that make it food.

>>161870725
neither of those give nutrition that will sustain you. As much as burgers have unhealthy components, they do still contain at the very least protein.

>>161867129
intravenous saline isn't food?

>>161867065
what the fuck are you doing, faggot?!

>>161870725
Worms eat dirt. Flies eat shit. So yes, both are food.

>>161870298
Wercome to Carers.

>>161867129
Enema?

>>161868005
>tacos are sandwiches

This irritates me to irrational levels.

>>161870707

Most people have had at the very least a restaurant burger.

>>161870298
>actual Carl's Jr menu
How?

>>161870657
>>161870659
Cookie supersedes sandwich here. You can remove sandwich but you can't remove cookie.
So "Pass me some oreo sandwich cookies" works but is still pretty fucking gay. I doubt anyone has fucking heard that said in their life.

>>161870697
>Back then, typical conscripts were small and thin—over 16% of candidates failed to meet the minimum height of four feet eleven inches.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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>>161868753
This is /a/ related.

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>>161867065
You don't cut it like a cake.
When eating a hamburger at a restaurant, etiquette dictates cutting the hamburger in half and then picking it up with your hands. Or if the hamburger is excessively saucy, cutting it further and eating it with cutlery.

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>>161870697
>Back then, typical conscripts were small and thin—over 16% of candidates failed to meet the minimum height of four feet eleven inches.
This is why you always eat your burgers, lads.

>>161870771
Is this a One Piece reference?

>>161870891
You get it though, right? it's not really food because people just eat it.

>>161870848
Sponsorship like the other real locations used in the show?

>>161870883
>restaurant that serves hamburger requiring etiquette
I guarantee you're either at a restaurant without etiquette OR you're at a place so fucking obnoxious you're a dumb asshole for going there anyway so why bother?

>>161870697
Did pre-modern Japan not consume as much fish as they do today?

>>161870928
Don't know, never read One Piece. Source is Soredemo, guy uses it as a pick up line for some reason.

>>161870883
>cutting a cake
Why not just fold it double and eat it like, say, a pizza?

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>>161870963
>never read One Piece
How new?

>>161870855
>So "Pass me some oreo sandwich cookies" works but is still pretty fucking gay.
"Pass me a cheesesteak submarine sandwich" sounds gay, too, but it's still a sandwich.

>>161870943

Fishing was something only for people in coastal towns did. Everyone else was too busy farming.

>>161870865
>>161870906
I heard the lack of dairy also contributed to their short height and Asian women getting hit particularly hard by menopause.

>>161869883
I'LL HAVE

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>>161870940
Etiquette is about being considerate of the people eating around you. Always practice etiquette, regardless of the class of the establishment.

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>>161870928
when I read posts like this I wonder why I'm even alive anymore

>>161870964
>folding an open-faced, double patty chiliburger

Fork and knife is sometimes required for the messier affairs.

>>161871039

Lack of protein I'm guessing.

>>161870995
Too old. When I read shounen, Houshin Engi was still the new hotness.

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>when americans switch their fork over to their right hand

>>161871062
>everyone brings up the Big Smoke order
>my mind always first goes to Tenacious D's drive-thru track first
I feel old

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>>161871032
>cheesesteak submarine sandwich
I don't know what sort of midwest/west coast/southwest/deep south hellhole you hail from, but if any Atlanticfag ever said some faggy shit like that...

>>161871078
avatar fagging is against the rules

>>161871117
it's parody. Not really a shonen. It's more a seinen. I do wonder how someone as old as you can still appreciate anime though. I would ask for your MAL out of sheer curiosity if it weren't against the rules

>>161871174
I don't care you stupid troll enough with your bait

>>161867865
There is no real training needed to use a knife and fork. A pair of sticks, though? Nope. Nonsense at.a glance.

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What's the best cooking anime and why is it JK Meshi?

>>161871229
I'm waiting for an adaption of a Gordon Ramsay show.

>>161871217
>There is no real training needed to use a knife and fork.
I don't know, have you seen some people use a fork? They hold it like a stabbing knife and then twist their wrists around to pust it in their mouth.

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>>161871032
? What the fuck are you even saying?
If you mean that because "sandwich cookie" is awkward to say making something not a sandwich, you're confused. My point wasn't that Oreo's aren't sandwiches because no one says "sandwich cookie", they're cookies because the cookie part is essential to the common meaning and use.

If you mean someone saying "pass me a X submarine sandwich" in reference to any sub is socio-contextually comparable to someone saying "pass me an oreo sandwich" in reference to a single fucking oreo cookie, we're back to disingenuous retards.

>>161871068
M8 if you eat a burger like that in front of me I'm going to consider you a woman or a dry asshole.
Close your mouth, eat over a plate if you're scared of droppings, and don't pick shit off just eat it and ask without next time. You've passed burger eating etiquette.

>>161871281
At least the untrained fork user actually eating their food. Meanwhile the untrained chopstick user will drop their food most of the time.

>>161871552
>stuffing your face while shit falls out and splatters everywhere
>etiquette

>>161871552
>don't pick shit off
But what if they put shit on?

>>161871687
Then you don't eat it at all.
Were you going to take the shit off and then still eat it?

>>161870275
>>161870298
>>161870771
The fact that I do all of these regularly makes me proud to be an American.

>>161871281
Still works. Can't say the same for chopsticks.

>>161871646
If someone has given you a messy or poorly constructed burger, then they are colossal idiots if they then get offended at a messy plate.
I can see a knife & fork as CONVENIENCE in such a case, but not etiquette.
It's not fucking foie gras, someone is having a BBQ and they're not going to care about some scattered sesame seeds.

If your friends care, bully them. The scenario goes like this:
You: "Wow, it's pretty chilly in here, is anyone else cold?"
At which point your fellow collaborators shout: "PENGUIN HUUDDDDDLEEE"
Box the offenders within the penguin huddle, roughly jostling them. Jostle harder if they try to escape.
You: "You know, penguins travel many leagues risking predators and storms just to bring their babies food from the ocean. I think it's an act of utmost bravery and love."

Chew up some hamburger and stick your tongues out at the victims in the center. Repeat this every time you eat hamburgers until they stop being spergs.

>>161871687
should've requested no shit beforehand

>>161867708
Add a spoon to all that and it sounds like the French.

>>161871131
>when europoors think it matters which hand you hold your fork with

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>structural purist
Fucking austist

>>161867065
>eating bread with knife and fork
Yuropoors are fucking retarded.

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>>161867065
>western """"food""""

>>161872911
>not using knife for butter
Just what kind of a barbarian are you?

>>161872958
That show went full nippon stronk damage control because the japs hated it. What a mistake.

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>>161872970
It's easier to pick up butter with a spoon.

Was just thinking about hamburgers, and now this thread..that's it I'm making one.

>>161870275
Anyone know which episode this is from?

>>161873048
Wouldn't it be really convenient if we had some kind of utensil made especially for butter? Like, a knife but for butter. Oh wait.

>>161873109
Put extra pickles, faggot. And no ketchup.

>>161873203
It's the OVA.

>>161868850
>Fan backlash to girl for breaking up with a dude who was cheating on her
What the fuck?

What a strange dish.

The only winning move is not to eat.
How about a nice piece of cheese?

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>>161868431
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
maybe

>>161868733
how raw/hard was everything in that burger to apply pressure in order to cut it?

>>161867598
Lettuce instead of bun, man.

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>>161869883

>>161873523
it only needed pressure to get through the inch of tomato.

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>>161873429
>Place of origin : United Kingdom

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>>161870275
>that mouth srinking before giving the bite
this triggers me

>>161873629
You have to understand, she had to eat Gawain's cooking. The canon reason she's such a glutton is because she basically starved herself rather than eat Gawain's food.

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>>161873604
who the fuck eats burgers with tomato? tomatoes are disgusting

>>161867129
Instructions unclear. Didn't chew, choked on burger.

>>161868005
Don't you fucking dare. I was on /tg/ and one motherfucker made a chart.

>>161867065
>not eating burgers with your hands
Nigga I eat at Mudman and I eat the burgers with my fucking hands, dripping chili and all. It's fucking great.

>>161867129
Or eating overcooked meat with ketchup. Or being a vegetarian.

>>161873700
t. onion eater

>>161868005
>radical poptart anarchy
Somewhere, someone's made a poptart burger, with ketchup.

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>>161867065
This is actually understandable when one thinks how it's considered poor manners seeing a woman take a large bite out of a burger to the point they invent special napkins to cover it up.

>>161868619
Correct.

>>161868733
I love ja/ck/ with all my heart and soul. Please post more webms.

>>161867065
I just cut in in half and eat the halves with my hands. I eat pizza like that though.

>>161873946
Akiba's Trip.

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>>161874894
>cut in in half and eat the halves with my hands
This lad gets it.

>>161874894
You cut a pizza in half to eat it? Most people cut it into 8ths, maybe 6ths if it's small.

>>161875044
No I cut burgers in half. I cut pizza up into little bits to eat with a fork like in the op.

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food thread?

>>161875066
Oh, I think I did that when I was 5.

>>161868431

Go and look at "Victoria Sandwiches" Limmy

GO AND OGLE THEM

>>161875066
> I cut pizza up into little bits to eat with a fork like in the op.
You monster

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>>161875106
I had japanese pizza, and it looked nothing like anime pizza.

>>161874233
This shit pisses me off so much
How fucking weak-willed do you have to be to use that for eating comfortably

This thread is funny as shit.

>>161875143
it's pretty close, just add mayonnaise to >>161875106

>>161874233
These are so ugly. Just use a regular napkin.

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>>161874233

REMOVE TOMOKO

>>161875147
they are women, anon, women are self aware even over pointless things

>>161867065
No. The sandwich was literally invented to be held in your hands. The burger is obviously inspired by the sandwich. Eating a burger with knife and fork may make you feel refined, but you're actually a fucking pleb.
>>161867708
I've heard this before and it must be a regional thing. I live up north and fucking nobody does this.

>>161875143
what are they sitting on?

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>>161867065
Good god what are you even doing ?
Take some sauce, fill the fucking thing to the brim, take it with your hands and smash it until it starts leaking from its sides, then give it a big bite and make a mess of your mouth.
That's how you eat a goddamn burger.
Same thing with pizza, you eat and tear it with your bare hands.
What is wrong with some people, you lack manners.

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>>161875359
>he doesn't squat to eat

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>>161870848

>>161871078
You are so edgy that you cut everything. You tried to slit your wrists and sharpened the blade to a razor edge. Stabbing yourself divided the knife in two. No rope can hang you as the fibers shred in your fabled hands. Its true anon, your ability to divide is extraordinary, and just to think it all stared with your parent's previously successful marriage. The military wants you to cuddle a chunk of Weapon's Grade Plutonium in hopes of developing a new weapon. Maybe, just maybe, you won't cut through the blast and be granted mercy.

>>161875143
Going to Saizeriya is not the same as having Japanese pizza.

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>>161873700
>not eating your vegetables
And that's why you died at thirty.

>>161875400
I suppose that pic is how you eat soup, too, fucking neanderthal.

Who is this Jack person?

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>>161875452
>The only time Noctus will show any character ever
Also I love my burgers with lettuce. I love something crunchy to bite off in my burgers and also onions

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>>161875496

>>161875473
You don't eat soup, you drink it you mongrel.
You're the one who lack respect for the food you're given, some shit is meant to be eaten with your bare hands.

>>161875496
Nigger, he has more character than 99% of JRPG protags. Being reasonable and not a retard doesn't make him boring.

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>>161875492

>>161875555
Being an emo faggot doesn't give him character.

>>161875537
I thought you sup soup?

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Are drinks a food? If not is soup a drink or a food. And is a burger a sandwich?

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What is a "meme" food? Stuffed peppers is %100 a meme food.

>>161875616

What do larks tongues taste like? Can you taste what the lark's eaten?

>>161875660
avacados are reddit as hell

>>161875660
Stuffed peppers are delicious, fuck you

>>161875616
Soup is food cause its role is to give you energy and most often comes with solid stuff like vegetables, meat and noodles in it. Drinks are meant to quench your thirst.
Burger is a variety of a sandwich.

>>161875660
Activated almonds. Bowls of boiled eggs. Pistachios from California. Guacamole.

>>161875616
Anything you can consume for nutrients is food.
The distinction is meaningless, because all food is just drinks that you haven't blended yet.

A burger is not a sandwich, unless you consider the species itself a sandwich. Consider a wolf and a fox. Both dogs, but unique. You do not call wolves foxes or burgers sandwiches.
But what if we say for the sake of this analogy dog = sandwiches? You would have dog, subspecies fox and sandwich, subspecies burger.

Where the confusion arises is sandwich, subspecies sandwich. That's like dog, subspecies dog. It's just less confusing to call burgers burgers and sandwiches sandwiches.

>>161875660
>bacon
>sriracha
>"superfruits" ie. acai

>>161875697
>its role is to give you energy
Does that make Red Bull a food?

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>>161875496
>>161875536
i always thought the rice was inside rather than just underneath

>>161875590
my dick ain't complaining, why is yours?

>>161875555
Damn. I might just buy some new parts just to play it in 4k

>>161875660
How is that a memefood? Even my grandma did that.

>>161875660
Nutella.
Nutella is fucking disgusting and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking faggot.
Just eat chocolate you piece of shit. Real fucking chocolate, just eat that shit for breakfast instead of your sugar nut asshole paste. .

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>>161875777
wouldn't that be just an omelette?

>>161875805
This

>>161867065
That's how Trump does it.

Seriously.

>>161875738
Nah, that's a category of its own, an energy drink. Food is something like lasting energy, with other stuff like minerals and vitamins as a bonus. Anything that contains high level of sugar and caffeine will just give you short bursts of energy and do more harm than good in the long run.

>>161875860
You would do it too if you were wearing a $2000 suit.

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>>161867708
>This is how the fucking Swedes would do it.

Pretty much no one does this. You eat taco, burgers, kebab with your hands.

The only time you might eat it with a knife and fork is if you order one at a restaurant and it's massive.

Where the fuck did you get this ignorant idea from?

>>161876007
>kebab
ask me how i know you're a euro

>>161875974
I wouldn't be eating a burger if I was wearing a 2000 bucks suit.

>>161876073
Even Bill Gates loves a big fat juicy burg. What kind of American are you./

>>161876039
>ask me how i know you're a euro

Wow, you think you're so smart? I responded to a post about how swedes eats their burgers and called him ignorant. I intentionally said Kebab over Kabob because that's what swedes say it.
>Wow, I think this guy might be from somewhere in europe!
Way to go, Sherlock.

>>161876131
No it's because only euros consider "kebabs" normal everyday food

and sandnigs of course but you get my point

>>161876088
I'm not murrican, just a yupoor.

>>161876039
Do you really think ethnic food aren't global?

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>>161876152
>implying kebabs and burgers aren't the same thing just in a different form

>>161876152
my mall's food court has a kebab place. what backwoods state do you live in?

>>161876207
you think people in japan, canada, or america just order kebabs like it's an ordinary sandwich?

>>161876212
A place that isn't a muslim infested hellhole

>>161876224
Hey now, I get the meme kebab and shawarma every time I go to Akiba. If there's one thing Turks can do (besides genocide Armenians) it's cook meat.

>>161876236
fuck off back to /pol/, inbred-kun

>>161875860
Trump is at second term Reagan levels of dementia, though.

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Why is ketchup bad?

>>161876321
It's not. Neither is well done steak or Doritos or mall food court Chinese food.

>>161876292
In the presidents own words.
"Plus this way you can take the top of the pizza off. Not just eating the crust, I like not to eat the crust so that we keep the weight down at least as good as possible."
What a fucking monster.

>>161876152
It's fast food, Anon. The only reason you think otherwise is because you hate the sandpeople more than you hate for example Italians or Greeks.

>>161876321
It's not bad but it really easily overpowers food it's used on. And people that put it on everything tend to use a ton. Ditto with Ranch dressing.

>>161876321
it is a meme condiment for small children that you're supposed to grow out of
it's good on fries but so is just about fucking everything

also my shithole country invented ketchup chips, which to an unaware party-goer can seem like BBQ

>>161875805
Imagine being so fat you get mad at food.

>>161873700
>Muricans
Guess thats why you die of heart failure at such a great numbers.

Mods are doing an "amazing" job.

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>>161867065
Someone post the gif of Noctis from FFXV doing the thing from the anime.

>>161867708
The fuck are you on about?

Im a swede and i can confirm that no one does this.

>>161876321
Its not, but it better compliments foods that has stronk tastes.

>>161867065
The elevens are filthy uncultured swines anyway.
Who fucking eats fish with any sort of culinary tools?

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>>161870723
>putting ketchup in eggs or rice

>>161877043
>gif
>not webm
>>161875452

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>>161875452
TOO SOON.

>>161875496
>show any character
How fucking retarded are you? Did you even play the game? He's hilarious. A lazy, sloppy as hell motherfucker who geeks out over fishing and AC and bitches non stop about Ignis's bitching. And he also hides his pain.

>>161875590
>being an emo faggot
Literally nothing about him is an emo faggot. Confirmed for not having played the game.

>>161877474
XVkun, is that you?

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>>161877614
That's the worst insult I've ever received. It just confounds me that some people have the audacity to call Noct an emo faggot. It's like they look at his Sasuke hairstyle and decide he's an emo faggot, whilst ignoring literally everything about his personality.

>>161877614
The sudden outbreak of autism aside, Noct really does have a great sense of humor. You could hang out with him and actually have fun, which is decidedly not the case with most JRPG protags.

>>161868733
Don't people get grossed out by the meat? Looks like its pussy or human flesh.

>>161873973
Please define "overcooked meat".

>>161878125
Medium is borderline, anything past medium is overcooked.

>>161878140
Are you talking medium rare, or medium well?

>>161878163
Are you retarded?

>>161868733

DON'T FERGET TA BUY MY SOSS

>>161878125
Anything above medium rare.

If only Bright was here.

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>>161868039
I'm going to freak out

>>161878046
>Looks like its pussy or human flesh.
both look pretty gross desu
no homo

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>>161869356
Miss..YOUR TITS ARE IN MY FUCKING BURGER

>>161875616
for americans drinks that contain 1k calories are only for thirst and are not your food.
anywhere else they'd realize they were drinking a molass syrup concoction and vomit so as not to complete the ritual and become an obeast

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burder :(

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eat the fucking burg cunt

>>161868187
It's over 110

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>>161873705

>>161873654
The other knights(or at least Bedi) liked his food a lot.

>>161881149
Anon, the only girls we've seen chomping on burgers are Misaki, Lessar, and Thor. Make it one of those blond girls. Misaka just doesn't fit

In Theory a loaf of bread is also a sandwich.

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>>161867065
>Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?

It's the only civil way to eat oversized burger that is clearly not designed to be eaten with a normal sized mouth.

Only obese ameriniggers would eat it without a knife and fork but then again those retards are also drinking more soda than normal water so it's not surprising at all.

>>161867598
Just don't go out to eat my man. I've been eating Gluten Free for 15 years and honestly eating out just isn't worth it most of the time. I live in a city with plenty of GF eating establishments and I still prefer to make my own food.
You can find plenty of gluten free baked goods at health food stores and could make them on your own. I personally recommend avoiding UDI's stuff as it is filled with trash.

>>161877991
>>161877853
have to agree with these guys. Noctis is actually pretty well fleshed out. Honestly probably the only FF protag that I could sympathize with. If anything, he's closer to the spoiled kid in school who gets pissed when he actually has to work. Then does a better job than anyone else because despite his laziness, he's a noble was raised to be capable.

>>161883152
Except without being spoiled, I guess. He's never actually refused to do anything that was needed.
Besides, you don't hold down two jobs and graduate at the top of the class without being dedicated as fuck.

>>161872280
>requested no
Never works.

>>161870556
>but no one says "give me a glass of milk and 6 oreo sandwiches"
"This package includes one 14.3-ounce pack of Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies."
People also don't say "give me a hot dog sandwich" and yet here we are. In fact, the word sandwich can be dropped from less controversial sandwiches. "Give me a grilled cheese." "Give me a sub." "Give me a reuben."
Your argument is fucking bad and you should feel bad.
Lastly, how is it disingenuous or a gotcha to say that food which sandwiches filling is a sandwich? It's more of a gotcha to be anal about what is allowed in a sandwich and what is not.

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Is this the correct way to consume chicken?

>>161883665

oh my god fuck you