Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?
>he doesn't eat his "burgers" like sponge cake
>stabs the food in a random place with the fork and cuts somewhere else, instead of using knife and fork in unison
Why the FUCK do shows do this? You can't cut shit like that, you'll just make a mess.
Is this how to eat a Snickers bar?
What do people say when they eat something from Europe?
>TFW always have to order burger without bun and have to cut it
Depends on the size of the burger.
That one looks way too small to bother cutting.
I can't believe people are discussing this.
This is obviously not how you eat a burger.
I mean maybe if you wanna look like a retard then this is the thing to do for you but normally you just grab it and take a bite.
>~80 stars in the text
This bothers my autism.
If you're ever in a situation where a burger requires a knife and fork, you're either a tight mouthed pussy with lips more fit for Chad's cock, OR it's some poorly put together Bubble Bass meme burger.
There really doesn't need to be more than meat, cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato. Shit most people forgo the tomato. Pickle or bacon is also acceptable.
If the patty needs to be stacked, then the patty is too small. Fix your meat to veg ratio or get another burger.
So a layer cake is also a sandwich?
Get some hambagu
No it's a fucking donut.
No it isn't. It's not called a fucking donut sandwich or a hotdog sandwich.
You could put hotdogs between slices of bread and call it a hotdog sandwich, and that would be a different thing than a regular sausage inna bun.
The trick I use to know if something is a sandwhich is to see if people use the word "sandwich" to describe it.
Submarine sandwich? Looks good.
Burrito sandwich? You're a fucking idiot.
The eating girl (Yuka) and another youtuber (Hajime-shachou) were an item and they broke up after Yuka found out Hajime was cheating on her. Fan backlash for everyone involved.
This. I bought a good blender and just blend my food and drink it. Makes eating faster and less troublesome.
I thought this would be a loli liek burg thread.
nice anime thread
>A pizza sandwich
I fail to see a problem
Also, while looking for this pic, found pic related
That's fucking disgusting. Leafs can never criticise food again.
Can we start posting burgs already.
I fucking hate these people so much. If you're going to just look slack-jawed when ordering and waste everyone's time, why don't you just go inside? The drive-thru is for people who want to get food quickly, and to do that everyone needs to know their order.
Yes I mad
I as an overweight American consider it insulting when people don't eat burgers with their hands
No matter how greasy or wet, eating a traditional USA-style burger with any utensils is disgraceful
But they also offered it with grilled chicken instead.
I know it's a literary reference but men are not that hard to hunt, they generally panic and choose "flight" when in fight or flight scenarios. Tigers on the other hand kill skilled hunters all the time.
The question should really be why aren't you consuming burg?
100% of this is just disingenuous faggots looking to be retarded or have a "gotcha" thing.
An ice cream sandwich is a sandwich. Yet an oreo is a fairly fucking similiar thing in principle - but no one says "give me a glass of milk and 6 oreo sandwiches" because that's fucking retarded. Use language like a normal person and adapt when the public adapts.
If KFC or some other corporation wants to meme some disgusting shit and call it a sandwich, fine. It's their creation and it will be likely be referred to as such, even in notoriety.
A good rule of thumb is to imagine you're taking an order from Stacy and her friends, and she orders the food in question.
"We'd like the fish taco's please"
"Do you mean the fish taco sandwiches?"
Did Stacy crinkle her nose and give you a weird side stare? Did she in her friends sort've softly giggle-laugh at your autism? I want you to concentrate so hard you might trick yourself into hearing this audibly: "Uuuhmm... ok...?".
If you can picture this sort've response, then it isn't a fucking sandwich.
I've done this once with pizza
it was really hot so I didn't wanna touch it
Nabisco calls Oreos sandwiches.
It's funny considering that prior to the Meiji Restoration, Japan was a vegetarian nation for 1200 years
>milk's favorite cookie
Motherfucker that's not chocolate chip
Cookie supersedes sandwich here. You can remove sandwich but you can't remove cookie.
So "Pass me some oreo sandwich cookies" works but is still pretty fucking gay. I doubt anyone has fucking heard that said in their life.
This is /a/ related.
You don't cut it like a cake.
When eating a hamburger at a restaurant, etiquette dictates cutting the hamburger in half and then picking it up with your hands. Or if the hamburger is excessively saucy, cutting it further and eating it with cutlery.
>Back then, typical conscripts were small and thin—over 16% of candidates failed to meet the minimum height of four feet eleven inches.
This is why you always eat your burgers, lads.
>restaurant that serves hamburger requiring etiquette
I guarantee you're either at a restaurant without etiquette OR you're at a place so fucking obnoxious you're a dumb asshole for going there anyway so why bother?
Etiquette is about being considerate of the people eating around you. Always practice etiquette, regardless of the class of the establishment.
when I read posts like this I wonder why I'm even alive anymore
>when americans switch their fork over to their right hand
>cheesesteak submarine sandwich
I don't know what sort of midwest/west coast/southwest/deep south hellhole you hail from, but if any Atlanticfag ever said some faggy shit like that...
avatar fagging is against the rules
it's parody. Not really a shonen. It's more a seinen. I do wonder how someone as old as you can still appreciate anime though. I would ask for your MAL out of sheer curiosity if it weren't against the rules
What's the best cooking anime and why is it JK Meshi?
>There is no real training needed to use a knife and fork.
I don't know, have you seen some people use a fork? They hold it like a stabbing knife and then twist their wrists around to pust it in their mouth.
? What the fuck are you even saying?
If you mean that because "sandwich cookie" is awkward to say making something not a sandwich, you're confused. My point wasn't that Oreo's aren't sandwiches because no one says "sandwich cookie", they're cookies because the cookie part is essential to the common meaning and use.
If you mean someone saying "pass me a X submarine sandwich" in reference to any sub is socio-contextually comparable to someone saying "pass me an oreo sandwich" in reference to a single fucking oreo cookie, we're back to disingenuous retards.
M8 if you eat a burger like that in front of me I'm going to consider you a woman or a dry asshole.
Close your mouth, eat over a plate if you're scared of droppings, and don't pick shit off just eat it and ask without next time. You've passed burger eating etiquette.
If someone has given you a messy or poorly constructed burger, then they are colossal idiots if they then get offended at a messy plate.
I can see a knife & fork as CONVENIENCE in such a case, but not etiquette.
It's not fucking foie gras, someone is having a BBQ and they're not going to care about some scattered sesame seeds.
If your friends care, bully them. The scenario goes like this:
You: "Wow, it's pretty chilly in here, is anyone else cold?"
At which point your fellow collaborators shout: "PENGUIN HUUDDDDDLEEE"
Box the offenders within the penguin huddle, roughly jostling them. Jostle harder if they try to escape.
You: "You know, penguins travel many leagues risking predators and storms just to bring their babies food from the ocean. I think it's an act of utmost bravery and love."
Chew up some hamburger and stick your tongues out at the victims in the center. Repeat this every time you eat hamburgers until they stop being spergs.
should've requested no shit beforehand
It's easier to pick up butter with a spoon.
Wouldn't it be really convenient if we had some kind of utensil made especially for butter? Like, a knife but for butter. Oh wait.
Put extra pickles, faggot. And no ketchup.
>Place of origin : United Kingdom
>that mouth srinking before giving the bite
this triggers me
who the fuck eats burgers with tomato? tomatoes are disgusting
This is actually understandable when one thinks how it's considered poor manners seeing a woman take a large bite out of a burger to the point they invent special napkins to cover it up.
>cut in in half and eat the halves with my hands
This lad gets it.
I had japanese pizza, and it looked nothing like anime pizza.
No. The sandwich was literally invented to be held in your hands. The burger is obviously inspired by the sandwich. Eating a burger with knife and fork may make you feel refined, but you're actually a fucking pleb.
I've heard this before and it must be a regional thing. I live up north and fucking nobody does this.
Good god what are you even doing ?
Take some sauce, fill the fucking thing to the brim, take it with your hands and smash it until it starts leaking from its sides, then give it a big bite and make a mess of your mouth.
That's how you eat a goddamn burger.
Same thing with pizza, you eat and tear it with your bare hands.
What is wrong with some people, you lack manners.
You are so edgy that you cut everything. You tried to slit your wrists and sharpened the blade to a razor edge. Stabbing yourself divided the knife in two. No rope can hang you as the fibers shred in your fabled hands. Its true anon, your ability to divide is extraordinary, and just to think it all stared with your parent's previously successful marriage. The military wants you to cuddle a chunk of Weapon's Grade Plutonium in hopes of developing a new weapon. Maybe, just maybe, you won't cut through the blast and be granted mercy.
>not eating your vegetables
And that's why you died at thirty.
>The only time Noctus will show any character ever
Also I love my burgers with lettuce. I love something crunchy to bite off in my burgers and also onions
Are drinks a food? If not is soup a drink or a food. And is a burger a sandwich?
What is a "meme" food? Stuffed peppers is %100 a meme food.
Soup is food cause its role is to give you energy and most often comes with solid stuff like vegetables, meat and noodles in it. Drinks are meant to quench your thirst.
Burger is a variety of a sandwich.
Anything you can consume for nutrients is food.
The distinction is meaningless, because all food is just drinks that you haven't blended yet.
A burger is not a sandwich, unless you consider the species itself a sandwich. Consider a wolf and a fox. Both dogs, but unique. You do not call wolves foxes or burgers sandwiches.
But what if we say for the sake of this analogy dog = sandwiches? You would have dog, subspecies fox and sandwich, subspecies burger.
Where the confusion arises is sandwich, subspecies sandwich. That's like dog, subspecies dog. It's just less confusing to call burgers burgers and sandwiches sandwiches.
i always thought the rice was inside rather than just underneath
Nutella is fucking disgusting and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking faggot.
Just eat chocolate you piece of shit. Real fucking chocolate, just eat that shit for breakfast instead of your sugar nut asshole paste. .
Nah, that's a category of its own, an energy drink. Food is something like lasting energy, with other stuff like minerals and vitamins as a bonus. Anything that contains high level of sugar and caffeine will just give you short bursts of energy and do more harm than good in the long run.
>This is how the fucking Swedes would do it.
Pretty much no one does this. You eat taco, burgers, kebab with your hands.
The only time you might eat it with a knife and fork is if you order one at a restaurant and it's massive.
Where the fuck did you get this ignorant idea from?
>ask me how i know you're a euro
Wow, you think you're so smart? I responded to a post about how swedes eats their burgers and called him ignorant. I intentionally said Kebab over Kabob because that's what swedes say it.
>Wow, I think this guy might be from somewhere in europe!
Way to go, Sherlock.
>implying kebabs and burgers aren't the same thing just in a different form
In the presidents own words.
"Plus this way you can take the top of the pizza off. Not just eating the crust, I like not to eat the crust so that we keep the weight down at least as good as possible."
What a fucking monster.
it is a meme condiment for small children that you're supposed to grow out of
it's good on fries but so is just about fucking everything
also my shithole country invented ketchup chips, which to an unaware party-goer can seem like BBQ
Someone post the gif of Noctis from FFXV doing the thing from the anime.
>show any character
How fucking retarded are you? Did you even play the game? He's hilarious. A lazy, sloppy as hell motherfucker who geeks out over fishing and AC and bitches non stop about Ignis's bitching. And he also hides his pain.
>being an emo faggot
Literally nothing about him is an emo faggot. Confirmed for not having played the game.
That's the worst insult I've ever received. It just confounds me that some people have the audacity to call Noct an emo faggot. It's like they look at his Sasuke hairstyle and decide he's an emo faggot, whilst ignoring literally everything about his personality.
The sudden outbreak of autism aside, Noct really does have a great sense of humor. You could hang out with him and actually have fun, which is decidedly not the case with most JRPG protags.
I'm going to freak out
Miss..YOUR TITS ARE IN MY FUCKING BURGER
for americans drinks that contain 1k calories are only for thirst and are not your food.
anywhere else they'd realize they were drinking a molass syrup concoction and vomit so as not to complete the ritual and become an obeast
>Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?
It's the only civil way to eat oversized burger that is clearly not designed to be eaten with a normal sized mouth.
Only obese ameriniggers would eat it without a knife and fork but then again those retards are also drinking more soda than normal water so it's not surprising at all.
Just don't go out to eat my man. I've been eating Gluten Free for 15 years and honestly eating out just isn't worth it most of the time. I live in a city with plenty of GF eating establishments and I still prefer to make my own food.
You can find plenty of gluten free baked goods at health food stores and could make them on your own. I personally recommend avoiding UDI's stuff as it is filled with trash.
have to agree with these guys. Noctis is actually pretty well fleshed out. Honestly probably the only FF protag that I could sympathize with. If anything, he's closer to the spoiled kid in school who gets pissed when he actually has to work. Then does a better job than anyone else because despite his laziness, he's a noble was raised to be capable.
Except without being spoiled, I guess. He's never actually refused to do anything that was needed.
Besides, you don't hold down two jobs and graduate at the top of the class without being dedicated as fuck.
>but no one says "give me a glass of milk and 6 oreo sandwiches"
"This package includes one 14.3-ounce pack of Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies."
People also don't say "give me a hot dog sandwich" and yet here we are. In fact, the word sandwich can be dropped from less controversial sandwiches. "Give me a grilled cheese." "Give me a sub." "Give me a reuben."
Your argument is fucking bad and you should feel bad.
Lastly, how is it disingenuous or a gotcha to say that food which sandwiches filling is a sandwich? It's more of a gotcha to be anal about what is allowed in a sandwich and what is not.
I don't know what this thread is about but have some food origami.
That's not Wakako-Zake.
>falling for the gluten free meme
also, celiacs have to be careful with restaurants that say they're gluten free, because a lot of them are just catering to the trend and calling everything gluten free when in reality they are not
Men only cheat when their women aren't satisfying their sexual needs, so his cheating was directly her fault. If she was less of a failure of a human then they'd still be together.
>putting an egg in a burger
Why would you ruin a perfectly decent burger like this?
Egg is the ingredient burgers were always missing. I would highly recommend trying it sometime.
Red Robin makes a good egg burger.
Horrible place. Had the most disgusting burger I've ever eaten. Last time I eat there the food was horrendous, I took one bite and I nearly threw up. I sent it back and refused to pay.
I once saw someone eat a döner with a knive and fork.
>fucked up jaw
>upper teeth don't connect with lower teeth
>the whole slice of tomato and the whole leaf of lettuce comes out of the burger and smears sauce on my chin
gene lottery haha