The End Of J/a/pari Park
>>161818996
guidebook vol 1-5 raw
Volume 1 - https://serena.s-ul.eu/bsZkE1Z0.rar
Volume 2 - https://serena.s-ul.eu/hyTymTZi.rar
Volume 3 - https://serena.s-ul.eu/amzkFPFy.rar
Volume 4 - https://serena.s-ul.eu/wCT2qN3N.rar
Volume 5 - https://serena.s-ul.eu/xioAeAJf.rar
>>161819158
God bless your soul anon
Ha sanyone drawn an "It's Sandstar, I ain't gotta explain shit" meme yet?
>>161819158
No Vol 6 scans yet?
Do you think Serval does "that face" when intimidating Friends?
If you could be any Friend which Friend would you be?
>>161819666
Which one has to work the least?
>>161819666
Tasmanian Satan please contain yourself.
>>161819666
The snow leopard. Resilient, agile, powerful and fluffy as heck. Being able to handle cold and high altitudes very well is a huge bonus, too.
am i the only one who was enjoying that big dumb argument in the other thread
>>161819666
Can I be a Cerulean instead and eat Friends?
>>161818996
No topic on OP means this thread would get pruned, isn't it?
>>161820006
No, you're not the only shitposting retard on 4chan.
>>161820022
You already are a cerulean.
>>161820041
Who knows. Yesterday there was a second KF thread floating around that didn't even have Kemono Friends in the subject and it was arbitrarily deleted.
Remember to lewd the friends
>>161819666
I'd rather just fuck the friends desu
>>161820154
This is the whole reason I want to be a Friend if we're being honest.
>>161819958
There aren't many Kimono Friends, are there? There's Snow Leopard and Jinmengyo, any others?
>>161820041
Maybe.
>>161820006The guy even admitted that he did it on purpose to get a reaction out of people, it was pretty stupid.
>>161820211
>Kimono Friends
Good one.
>>161818996
At least every Friend will find love.
>>161820154
>>161819666
>Tasmanian Devil
>Satan Trips
I'd probably be a Reptile Friend though
made some KF Wallpapers
>>161820429
>>161820464
needs more post-apocalyptia
>>161820302
Is there a timetable for S2?
>>161820464
>>161820482
>>161820517
>>161820554
>That Face
>>161820647
Please take your /w/core "art" back to /w/
>>161820673
>>161820703
I wonder what kind of keyboard Gentoo plays.
Tragic development lads...
http://rrd.2chin.net/may/b/src/1504095753810.webm
>>161820673
SORA WAAAAAAA
TOBENAI KEDO
YUME NO TSUBASA GA ARUUUUUU
Geez, man
5 wallpaper edits are enough. Flooding is never good. Just link the rest to imgur or something
>>161819958
Snow Leopard's tail is LOOOONG
>>161820766
Yoshizaki mine is great
>a bunch of shitty wallpapers
>not even in a proper wallpaper size
>>161820797
>>161820938
fin.
The quality of these wallpapers is all over the place. Some, such as >>161820486 and >>161820517 are good, but the latter is let down by 75% of the image's visible area being blurred to shit. The rest have bigger issues: >>161820766 and the other owls wallpaper before it are floaty, with the characters not interacting with the central symbol in any meaningful way (also, everything's blurred). Also, almost all of these have terrible issues with pixelation and unclean edges, making them essentially unusable in my opinion.
From all the blur and smudginess, I'm wondering if the creator is in need of eyeglasses. Still, the structural idea behind these isn't bad. These should really be in an Imgur album rather than on the thread, though.
This is the ultimate KemoFure wallpaper anyway.
>>161820517
I'm considering using this. Not sure if I'm ready to replace my edgy Altair wallpaper yet though.
>>161821138
>ultimate KemoFure wallpaper
>no tits anywhere
>>161820762
She'll return in S2.
>>161821203
Is the one with a pussy good enough for you?
>>161821320
It's a start.
Sugoi!!
>>161819666
Human.
I am proud of my species.
>>161820511
I love this meme
>>161821296
Sorry, the position of Revived Friend has already been taken.
>>161821490
I too wish to be the little girl
Are there any Tiger or Panda friends?
>>161821546
Indeed.
>>161821637
IIRC there are both giant and red pandas, and there are several different tigers.
>>161821637
Yes but what you REALLY want is a crocodile or alligator friend
>>161821490
>I am proud of my species.
You human supremacists need to extinct yourself.
>>161821899
Whatever you say, Aurochs.
>>161821883
They just recently redesigned spectacled caiman.
>>161821637
She looks friendly.
>>161821966
I would be friends with her
>>161821948
Excellent beef.
Maltese Tiger
>>161821966
She's also very attractive.
>>161822095
This may have been said before, but I still want to be princess carried by this handsome Friend.
>>161821949
why are crocodilians so best?
>open shirt
>punk boots
>punk gloves
>amazing tail
>cool personality
3 episodes in.Hippo best mom
Golden Tabby Tiger
White Tiger
Capybara is the most powerful Friend.
>>161821966
>>161822129
>anon said Lion wears school uniform because social cat
>Tiger also wears school uniform
What's the reason this time?
>>161822243
It looks good on her.
>>161820954
That's wallpaper material.
>>161822207
White Tiger with Arai-san.
>>161822156
This isn't tanoshii.
>>161822576
please remove k thx bye
>>161821949
I want to marry this nerd
>>161822095
>>161822156
>>161821637
This shit is getting REALLY FUCKING OLD.
>>161823033
When will panda friend awaken to her true carnivorous self?
>>161823053
>six months after it's finished airing and Japan is still going apeshit over it
I disagree.
>>161823119
I'm talking about the goddamn threads getting deleted every single time.
Pap
>>161823100
Around the same time when the real panda awakens to their true carnivorous self.
>>161821948
>>161823138
I'm 100% fine with mods deleting threads filled with shitposting, as was the case with the last 2.
>>161823283
That's fucking idiotic, that just encourages shitposters to come back and shitpost in every other thread and get them deleted too. How about we--CRAZY IDEA HERE--ban shitposters, and not fuck over everyone's threads instead? At this point this is obviously just arbitrary "I'm a mod and I hate this show so I'll delete it at every possible opportunity" shit.
>>161823283
The last one was deleted at 520 posts at page 7
Yeah it was deleted but that's like complaining about a thief who stole your trash
>>161823283
This just gives any poster the power to get threads deleted just by shitposting in them.
>>161823416
>complaining about a thief who stole your trash
Sounds like a certain someone.
>>161823416
>complaining about a thief who stole your trash
Identity theft is a serious problem.
every time I bring up that one doujin that hasn't been scanned and never will the thread erupts into shitposting and is deleted
the mods have never taken any action against me
wakaran
>>161823401
>>161823456
Except there was nothing but shitposting with no decent conversation between that. And as >>161823416 points out, that thread was basically dead already. Then the next thread was literally just about futa/yuri shitposting and was promptly taken care of.
>>161819666
Hyena so I can have hot futa sex with the other friends.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqLppJqrqn6OL9ARMcyaiZfx2Gx6_UOyZ
The mobile game's OST, plus the Banban music video that was one of the first pieces of KF media ever released.
>>161821948
I need to fug her!
>>161822095
Is blue the official color of the flat chest?
>>161819666
Freedom friend
>>161823726
That thread was actually not a Kemono Friends thread. It was a thread for the general discussion of what to think about dicks in your SoL series doujinshi.
>>161823283
>>161823726
I'd rather see mods deleting only posts that are completely off-topic or obvious shitposts, as they've already done recently, but that requires a level of effort that very few of them are willing to make.
And deleting threads because someone started angriliy shitposting and baiting everyone 480 posts in while everyone was having a peaceful discussion about content related to what the series is about is absolutely fucking stupid.
>>161823033
Gee, panda must really love opening her mouth for phallic objects.
>>161823928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7C_CKDMnw
Is it just me? Or am I hearing a little bit of Tarzan Boy by Baltimora in this track.
>>161821883
She looks like a shota raper
>>161824061
I'm trying my best to be on topic. Someone asked about tiger Friends, so I posted all those pics of the various tiger Friends. I also just posted that mobile game OST playlist.
So has that orchestrated version of the soundtrack been released for purchase?
I remember seeing it on that Chinese streaming site and have been wanting it ever since.
Can we go to the other thread instead?
This one went to shit fast
>>161824206
Good job, anon. Let's post more cats, since they are the best.
>>161824261
Is it still viewable somewhere? I never got around to watching it.
>>161824267
When you give up that means they've won.
>>161824201
she'll bully the fuck out of some shota dick for sure
>>161824182
The issue isn't someone angrily baiting, it's them doing that, and then everyone else who is talking taking that bait. Just report and ignore and we (hopefully) won't have to deal with entire threads being nuked.
>>161824326
I don't know. I was surprised to find it removed from that site, but I'm sure someone saved it.
>>161824267
The other thread is a "specific topic of discussion" thread.
>>161824267
People are obviously going to talk about things that happened recently, especially if they keep happening for no reason. Know what's the best way to make people stop complaining about mods being stupid? By making mods stop being stupid.
And if you keep complaining about people going meta, the meta circle will never end. Do your part and post on-topic content if you want to get a thread back on track.
>>161824326
There was a MEGA posted a while back, I don't have it on hand but you can try checking the archive.
I honestly don't know why they just don't release a CD of it, considering how well the drama cd and ost sold.
>>161821883
>>161824445
Which if you're any familiar with /a/ doesn't mean anything at all.
>>161824594
I'd come for the hugs then stay for the fugs.
>>161824464
He deserves a medal, not arrest.
>>161824293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3dn9uVU_Bk
Holy shit anon wasn't kidding when anon said Margay is a monkey in cat body.
>>161825045
It's not a monkey, it's a very special cat.
>>161824326
The link is on my home computer but I'm out camping.
>>161823928
The game had nice music. Too bad the gameplay was awful
>>161819666
Cheetah so I can sanic all over the island.
>>161825898
Cheetah has shit stamina and can't go far.
>>161820703
is this communism
>>161825898
>>161825928
Gazelle would be a better choice if you ask me
>>161825898
>>161825928
>>161826100
Aren't humans the best for running very long distances?
where do I find friends in real life
>>161826179
capital or lowercase F
>>161826165
>>161826100
>>161825928
I just gotta go fast anons
>>161826165
us and wolves, yeah
we can jog for weeks
wolves can run for days
it's good shit
>>161826234
both in one package preferably
>>161826240
Get a superbike and paint Cheeta's pattern on it.
>>161826234
fsugoi
>>161826272
I think you mean the African wild dogs, although I don't doubt wolves can run far they're probably too heavy to run massive distances.
>>161821899
Humans are superior.
Routing for someone other than your home team is disgraceful.
>>161826240
Peregrine Falcon for fastest fast or Skyfish if you want to go fast enough to travel through dimensions.
>>161826179
I'll be your friend!
>>161819158
Thanks Friend
I WANT TO PAT HER ON THE HEAD.
>>161826645
Skyfish is mute, though.
>>161826702
but are you a Friend?
>>161826755
She makes cute beeping noises.
>>161826758
Yes!
>>161826812
they look like they're having tanoshii
I listened to the full OP for the first time and it's sugoi.
>>161826165
Horses are apparently right up there with people for endurance.
>>161826993
But was it the /a/ sings version?
What the fuck is going on in this thread? And why are there two KF threads?
>>161827105
> why are there two KF threads?
Is there some new rule that prevents multiple threads for a specific series?
Anon who posted the Pizza Cats-style Serval sketch last night. I'm hoping to finish and color that one up, but in the meantime here's another doodle using the same design. Showing off her spring and jet-boosted jump strength.
>>161826165
Humans, Wolves and African wild Dogs are amazing at resistance running.
The ability to dissipate heat turns them into ridiculously effective hunters, by kill count I think the wild dog is the most successful predator in Africa and it owes it all to being a pursuit predator on top of being a pack predator.
Being a pursuit predator in an arid environment or a cold environment is cheating at the evolution arms race, most adaptations to survive those environments backfire vs pursuit predators.
>>161827105
Mods said we can't have a single thread. Have to have multiple ones
>>161827214
Imagine African wild dog Friend keep going on even when her partner is already exhausted. No wonder she has two partners.
>>161827087
I'd test her endurance if you know what I mean.
>>161827214
Wild doggos have 80% of success hunting, while lions around 20%.
>>161827286
Could you bear watching Wild Dog Friend monkeying around without you, anon?
>>161827087
Kinda false, horses need to be breed for endurance a wild stallion can actually overhear and collapse in a long chase and honestly it is more successful at fighting predators than running away from them.
If you want resistance horses you have to search for those adapted to Mongolian deserts or some European breeds, the standard race horse heart can actually rupture from overworking if it runs for extended periods of time.
One last thing to add horses have such strong bonds that they can starve or rather die from dehydration if at least one member of their herd doesn't stop to drink, their herd instinct is so powerful that they will ignore their basic needs to stay with their herd, a trait that makes them quite loyal to humans if I must add.
>>161827380
No wonder humans keep dogs as hunting partners, not lions.
>>161827400
>horses need to be breed for endurance
I think I can help with that
>>161827431
I think that has more to do with how suited they were for domestication and all.
I GOTTA BELIEVE
>>161827484
Hippo doesn't get enough love.I'd volunteer to fix that.
Will the Friends be exposed to the horrors of war in S2?
>>161827431
Let's list the pros.
-Doggos are social by nature.
-Doggos are autistically attached to their kind, in fact studies show they get addicted to each other and their humans given the ridiculous amount of pleasure hormones they release when engaging in social behavior, yep the dog is in a literal rush when you call it a good boy and rub its belly.
-Since ancient times Doggos have been confirmed to be so loyal to their handlers they refuse to leave corpses and often stay guarding them.
-Doggos can adapt and live in groups that aren't of their species, the only species that seem to differ is the chihuahua wich has an easier time bonding with chihuahuas and humans than other animals, however to stay in track most doggos where not only hunters but herders, guardians and ridiculously great nannies, their social behavior and face recognition skills let them attach and handle human babies with not only care but legitimate affection.
-One of the few animals that could actually keep up with humans in a chase.
-Finally their social skills actually let's them learn commands and behaviors to hunt, the only animal that competes with dogs in this area are raptor birds, wich are amazing at Thundra hunting.
Doggos are awesome.
>>161827708
>raptor birds
They're cunts that like to steal my fish. Fuck them.
>>161827708
Different anon, but while I like doggos I tend to be more of a cat person.
>>161827758
You know what you have to do. You must steal the fish back.
>>161827708
Dogs became humans' pets for numerous reasons.
Meanwhile, cats became pets by just being cute.
>>161827758
There are a bunch of documentaries about raptor birds in Mongolia and their domestication.
They deserve praise for a non doggo human companion.
>>161827796
>Meanwhile, cats became pets by just being cute.
That and being hell on small vermin.
>>161827796
> cats became pets by just being cute.
And being useful around grain.
>>161827883
> being hell on small vermin.
To the point that many environmentalists recommend keeping your cats indoors these days to prevent them wiping out your local populations of small animals.
>>161827708
Don't forget that doggos can sense depression/sadness in their humans and try to make them feel better.
>>161827796
Well Servals and Cheetahs are very jumpy and very fast doggos that are just very, very, VERY skilled at pretending to be cats.
There is a reason they where once domesticated by Nubian and Egyptian royalty.
For the most part cat domestication was also part of pest controls, doggos could do it but cats were better than doggos at that area since cats are assholes that kill for fun and often to try and their human pet wich sucks at hunting so they want to keep them alive by giving them a share of their meals, cats can be nice in their own fashion.
>>161827796
When humans moved from hunting and gathering (with doggos) and become agrarian, cats are godsent to keep rats out of the granaries and garbage disposals. Without cats there would have been a lot more plagues.
Cats protect you, just not in an obnoxiously close way.
>>161827919
I mentioned that, doggos abilities to recognize sadness and injustice are only rivaled by Goats and certain Whales.
If a doggo gets to live around a person for a short period of time it will learn to read him like a fiddle, every move they make, every step they take they will be watching you~
Even a small hint of sadness in your posture or your face, heck even your tone will send the dog into empathy mode and it will try to cheer you up and make you happy. This is a confirmed fact and something scientists actually researched.
>>161828063
I wonder how the reptilian Friends feel about being warm-blooded now.
>>161827708
Oh, and don't forget that doggos, AND humans, experience a seratonin feedback loop from mutual eye contact. When you look into your dog's eyes, it's actually falling in love with you, and vice versa. Dogs didn't just evolve to appeal to humans, humans also evolved alongside to love dogs.
>>161827708
I want a breakdown like this for Cats, I've seen so many reasons for why Dogs were domesticated over the years but I don't think I've seen Cats once. If I'm gonna take a wild guess smaller cats probably were domesticated because they eradicated pests and were passive enough to be fed, as well being able to receive and return affection. They were venerated as deities in Egypt after all.
But yeah, Doggos are the best.
>>161827946
>rats
Mice. Most cats aren't big enough to deal with healthy rats. Mid and small size dogs, on the other hand, LOVE dealing with rats.
>>161828063
hi, boomslang poster
>>161828124
>>161821948
MUHHH
>>161827946
>cats
>not obnoxiously close
Every goddamn night the cat is banging on my door because he wants a midnight meal.
>>161819666
>Tasmanian Devil
>666
Oh shit.
I'd love to live Alpaca's life.
>>161828155
I feel silly that I didn't know what a boomslang was until Kemono Friends.I'd only heard about them from Harry Potter.
>>161828155
I swear, a friend loves boomslang and I've seen that snek so many times I think i like her too
>>161828119
>cats can't get rats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_rat#Predators_and_diseases
>preyed on by weasels
Something that gets eaten by a weasel is easy prey for a cat, especially a barn cat
>>161828226
>>161828226
Are you going to let me drink your pee?
>>161827087
MUH
I want to fuck her
>>161828105
>humans also evolved alongside to love dogs.
Domesticated canines are almost as old as homo sapiens. There's a compelling argument that we might not have made it without them.In other words, we got by with a little help from our Friends.
>>161828111
Simple, humans loved doggos when hunting and herding animals, also for their love of children.
Cats are majestic assholes, but species like the Serval and the Cheetah where actually kept as pets by royalty for a long ass time.
Normal cats for the average men came around the big success of agriculture, keeping that thing safe from vermin made the assholic cats actually useful, people took a shine to them and took advantage if the fact that domesticated cats can stay in their infantile stage all their life and thus bond to a human, hence the level of affection cats show but something that can be lost almost entirely if a kitten doesn't interact with humans in its infancy.
Cats are assholes, they hunt for fun more than for feeding themselves. As I said before they sometimes bring trophy kills to their human pet so it doesn't starve, most cats think we are just hairless big cats that suck at hunting but give them food much like a mother would, it's a cool bond but different from the doggos addiction to love from humans.
>>161828349
>assholes
Cats are mostly skittish and have a lot of energy that is poorly directed but not really assholes
Damn...I don't think I'm not tough enough to rough it out in Japari Park
>>161828444
Hippo is a hypocrite. She says that and then comes to the rescue when the others need help.
>>161828413
Cats actually enjoy hurting other animals and studies are inclined to think they might get pleasure from scaring other animals and even tripping people.
Im just saying what others researched, don't get me wrong cats are cute and can actually love their owners however there is a certain level of malice from them when compared to other animals like goats, horses and dogs.
>>161827946
Rats you say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw
>>161828267
Maid Shoebill is a match made in heaven. It'd be like the opposite of that one guy who tried to say his maid server was kawaii and instead pronounced kuwai. It'd throw her completely off and she'd probably start blushing like crazy.
>>161828289
Most doesn't mean all. anon.Our current cat, a decent sized Maine Coon, has never brought back a healthy rat, just obviously young or ill ones, along side absurd numbers of mice and and voles each fall. My mom's Fox Terrier, on the other hand, was a rat killing machine, 24/7/365.
>>161828525
I would frick her.
>>161828524
> That epilepsy warning
Oh come on, it can't be that bad--holy shit
>>161828525
I would heck her.
>>161828511
>be dumbass
>fall over because you stepped on your cat's tail
>clearly though he enjoyed that
"""studies"""
>goats
No.
>>161828490
It's tough love, anon. She knows she can't protect everyone, so she pushes Friends to be self-reliant.
>>161828550
American breeds of dogs are rather famous for killing rats during the industrial revolution, there are countless newspapers often hailing famous dogs as heroes of their cities for their rat slaying.
Cats are cool, but Murican rats are the size of a medium cat, that is now doggo territory.
>>161828550
I got two cats. One tries to come inside with his kills so he can put them in his food bowl, the other just eats them in the backyard because he knows we'll take them away. I've never seen them hunt for "just fun", but maybe they're just gluttonous.
>>161828669
Cats like to play with their prey. I once had my cat run into my room at night because she was playing with a mouse the same way she'd play with a toy, jumping on it and letting it go then running after it to catch it again.
>>161828490
She's actually an edgy anti-hero character who always ended up helping the main character.
>>161828624
Studies show goats might be as smart as dogs in problem solving and that they actually develop bonds with their humans and sheep/dog/equine companions.
I can search for the studies on goat intelligence, I was also laughing about it until i read how well they adapted to lab environments and were eager for human interaction after solving problems or even asked for help when they couldn't solve a test.
There was a test that could link individual cats tripping multiple individuals, if it was one individual multiple times it would be the stupid human fault, but the cat memorizing the area and tripping several people around it is far more than a coincidence.
>>161828624
>fall over because you stepped on your cat's tail
Ours will literally dart between my feet while I'm walking down the stairs at night, in the dark. My wife swears that cats don't realize that our eyes aren't at the same height theirs are. I think the little brat knows how much I'm insured for.
>>161828811
Or maybe cats like to sit in places where they can see well but can't be seen easily which results in their humans not noticing the cat and thus tripping.
>>161828490
I think the idea was to illustrate how the Friends go from a primitive "society" (nature) where it's kill or be killed to a civilized one where people can work together and care for each other. It fits with the overarching theme of Friends gradually becoming more and more human.
>>161828624
t.Toxoplasmosis
>>161828834
>My wife
You ever dress her like a friend and do her?
>>161828490
One can say that she's a Hippocrite.
>>161828861
Nah they just like sitting in the middle of hallways or in doorways
t. own cat
>>161828861
Cats tripping people, especially their elderly handlers and a lot of unmarried females actually caused the study given that insurance companies actually saw it as a monetary loss.
A study was done and it cited an anomaly in wich cats that previously tripped people where more eager to dash in human path to cause a reaction.
Cats are able to understand cause and effect, and the statistics proved that not only certain cats repeated the behavior on multiple humans but also that it is far to common to be a statistical coincidence.
>>161828793
Is Hippo the Shadow to Serval's Sonic?
>>161829010
They trip married females less often?
>>161828111
I made an essay for a class of animal behavior and social cognition a year ago. I got interested in the differences between cats and dogs behavior to humans and some of the things that are known are Domesticated dogs began around 15,000 to 30,000 years ago while cats domestication began around 8,000 to 10,000 years ago. Due to some selective pressures for being on a human environment, dogs and cats have slowly learned how to communicate with humans on a certain degree. There are some studies in feeding situations where both species had to try to solve a problem in order to get food, but eventually they would have to recall on humans to help them. They found that dogs often tend to watch or nose poke humans, then watch to the food, while cats try a bit harder before giving up and only sometimes they watch the human and start meowing until they are feed.
>>161829000
One could, if one had so little self respect as to stoop to telling a pun.Wish I'd thought of that.
>>161821948
Artist pixiv please.
Whathorror filmwould fit Kemono Friends the most?
>>161829190
Schindler's List
>>161826100
Han Solo shot first.
>>161829051
It's more often seen that females that are divorced or haven't married own 1 or more cats thus them being in larger risk of being tripped by their cat(s) than other demographic of females.
Elderly people often own cats because they are relatively easy to take care for and are good companions for someone that can't keep up with a dog.
Those two demographic groups were at bigger risk of being tripped by cats and were the main reason insurance companies ran that test, Healthcare bills being paid by insurances, or even accidental death insurances for elderly folks that died due to cat related injuries were quite high.
>>161829010
I can believe that cats have a reason for liking tripping people, but to say that it proves they're sadomasochists is a stretch. Like how lots of predators enjoy playing with their prey; there's an instinctual reason for it, but it's not because they enjoy causing pain or something.
>>161828550
I have a pitbull mutt and the little bastard has started killing everything that breathes when I leave him outside.
He killed an enormous rat and now he's got a bunch of scars on his face and legs from fighting god knows what. He's very sweet when he's with other dogs, but he turns into a murder machine when he's left to his own devices.
>>161829238
>Those two demographic groups were at bigger risk of being tripped by cats and were the main reason insurance companies ran that test, Healthcare bills being paid by insurances, or even accidental death insurances for elderly folks that died due to cat related injuries were quite high.
This is rather surprising.
>>161829100
Goats actually do the same as dogs in those tests, they try to engage in human direct visual contact and try to get human attention in lab tests they couldn't solve.
It's funny to think that goats and dogs might share some common ground in their domestication.
Is it really necessary to delete the threads when they're saging?
It's pointless, dumb and fucking annoying if you leave it open for later.
>>161827091
That one was less sugoi but more tanoshii.
What the hell are /an/ons doing in this bo/a/rd?
>>161828834
Cats do realize size differences though. Also gender differences. Cats are usually less afraid of women than men. If you kneel down a cat is less afraid than if you stand at your full height.
>>161829443
kemono friends is //a/n/ as fuck
>>161828111
cats just kind of hung about human settlements and were worshipped as gods
>>161828966
t. person with ailurophobia, the most pathetic kind of phobia
>>161829190
>The kemonothing
>a group of close friends are researching some shit on a close environment where they can't leave easily
>one day they find a slug and leave it in the place of the other slugs
>said slug turns out to be a murderous highly intelligent cerulean who can turn into other friends
>>161829051
Married women probably have kids and are used to small things running around almost causing them to fall over.
>>161829443
Animal discussions have always been hot topic on KF threads since episode 1.
It's the reason why we lasted this long without turning into a general
>>161829190
Probably one that has animals in it 2bh
>>161829250
Of course I'm making a stretch, unless they do the inhuman experiment of wiring cats while forcing them to trip people and check their endorphin levels we just won't know for sure.
However it is a well known fact that cats are not only smart enough to understand cause and effect and thus knowing their acts cause a reaction, so there is that spark of malice from a human perspective.
The fact that it is common and Cats are normally perceived as distant given that people often ignore their signs of affection like cats not looking at you is a big sign of trust, or blinking slowly us a way of conveying love being facts people just don't know make them look like assholes, I was just playing with that concept.
>>161829285
Agree I was quite surprised when I read about it, not only because people dying from car related injuries sounds as stupid as being crushed by a drink dispenser, but both are way more common one would think.
>>161829255
Same I had a bitch pitbull, sweetest dog I owned. But mother of God she hated rats.
She died due to rat poison poisoning, she apparently ate enough poisoned rats to poison herself, the vet couldn't do anything to save her sadly.
>>161829467
>asks in english
>gets a reply in moon
how rude
>>161829255
>He's very sweet when he's with other dogsWhich is really weird, given that fighting other dogs was bred into pit bulls for a long time. I'm in a rural enough area that a dog that takes out uninvited animal guests is a plus. As long as it recognizes every thing you want protected as part of its pack, you won the lottery.
>>161829306
Yes, Goats are also amazing for social communication, they are surprisingly even more skilled than horses for problem-solving situations. Some people also researched human-animal communication with recenly domesticated fox and wolf cubs and found that they didn't even tried to look for help on humans, so the selective pressure on a human enviroment due to domestication seems to be the best the theory to explain why that happens.
>>161829549
> car-related injuries
I don't think those are stupid.
>>161829477
/can/ was the best April fools board.
>>161829623
> Falling unconscious on railroad tracks
That is one unlucky woman.
>>161829534
Yeah episode 2 discussion was mostly kept alive by 6 random guys and my little self posting Otter and Jaguar facts I learned at my local zoo and some documentaries, also a local draw anon.
Animal discussions, money laundering schemes, art, nostalgia documentary discussion, people hating on the chink "medicine bullshit" and that vegan poster where the backbone of early Kemono threads.
Is it normal to develop sentimental feelings towards a papier-mache Giraffe?
>>161829678
She was probably on drugs.
>>161829605
Fuck my phone, but yeah. Finding out that enough people died from cat related injuries to cause a study on it, was enough to give me a morbid chuckle.
>>161829754
People showed empathy over Wilson on cast away so why not?
>>161829623We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-- M. Facklam
Imagine what Friends could do for and with us.
>>161829828
Fuck you make me remember eulogy for a dog.
Winning cases in court by depleting the tear ducts of the entire courtroom shouldn't be fair, but doggos deserve it.
>>161829623
>pitbull
DROPPED
>>161829821
Who is Wilson?
>>161829718
>money laundering schemes
That was my favorite bit. Seriously, how often do we get to reference "The Producers" on /a/?
Bring her back
>>161830063
I dare you to not show empathy over him.
>>161830133
Bring that ass back!
>>161830077
Japanese on 2ch are far more into the stealth marketing conspiracy whenever something gets suddenly popular. The people that disliked Kemono Friends there were all saying that, same with shows like Girls und Panzer.
>>161830063
>he's never seen cast away
It's okay I was like 12 when I saw it.
>WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>161830193
>nips and non-nips think the same
Wow, so internet people really are of one mind
>>161830023
That dog would risk another leg and do it all again. Adkin was almost right,
"Just try to be the fellow that
Your motherno, doggothinks you are."
>>161830193
>Japanese on 2ch are far more into the stealth marketing conspiracy
So they're like /v/?
>>161830023
Fuck you. All dogs are goodboys
>>161830282
>>161830365
Yeah, that sounds like classic /v/ paranoia/shitposting
>>161830293
pitbulls are bred for street fighting, they're wild garbage that can't even be compared to noble yet semi-feral breeds like the husky or the ovcharka. They should be exterminated with prejudice and their owners deserve it even more since all of them are creepy weirdos with a "muh dog is just misunderstood, he didn't eat that baby on purpose" fetish.
>>161830182
You sure are persistent.
>>161830408
See >>161830439
You'd be safer with a tame wolf than a pitbull
>>161830455
You sure are cute!
>>161830531
>>161830455
>>161830182
>>161830133
What's gone is gone.
>>161830439
Just breed them back to become less hostile.
They did their best to do what mankind bred them for. You shouldn't run away from your mistakes especially when that mistake is using them incorrectly
>>161830429
Madoka was stealth marketing too.
This guy has a full blog where he has written his theory google animemagi sutema 2ch can't post the link because it is blogspot. Apparently Aniplex in concert with affiblogs like yaraon were conspiring to create false impressions of popularity on 2ch.
>>161830589
What do the Japanese have against centralized air conditioning, anyway? Those wall-mounted units always seem to break in anime.
-"The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it the most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.
Gentlemen of the jury: A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.
If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death."
GGV
>>161830664
Might as well just claim everything popular is stealth marketing.
>>161830687
I think this guy had a thing for his dog.
>>161830624
Nothing is truly gone with sandstar still around.
>>161830722
It was a guy defending a dog owner in court.
>>161830682
>I've seen this kind of device several times in an anime, so I'm basically an expert
>>161830182
>>161830133
>draw a cat
>call it a dog
Why is this allowed
Japari Park is Cat Country
>>161830715
Of course, nothing gets popular because people like it. It is all manipulation and if only there wasn't any manipulation going on everybody would like what I like and agree I have the best taste but they aren't as smart as me and all get taken in and tricked into enjoying things!
>>161829623
Lilly wasn't just going to stand around and let someone else kill her owner before she got the chance.
>>161830760
Defending the owner from what? Having his dog taken away?
>>161830781
You paid attention to the wrong part of the question.
>>161830809
They call them wolves, technically. Earth wolves.
>>161830439
>pitbulls are bred for street fighting
No, they're bred to fight other dogs. In fact, aggression toward people was the fasted route to being put down for a fighting pit-bull. Keep in mind that there was a time, not long ago, when the AKC recommended them as family dogs, for those with small children.I've been stalked by a pair that were out to cause harm, and I've been damn near licked to death by one that was the biggest suck I've ever met. I'd never take a chance on a strange one, but I'd also never kill it first and wonder what kind of animal it was second.
>>161830819
Cats are shit. Not as cute, not as fun to play with, and don't even get me started on their personality
>>161830842
I'd like to hear the actual court specifics too, but if I had to guess, the defendant probably killed or harmed someone that was assaulting his dog, and was taken to court. I have no clue though, I'd really like to know.
Does anyone have the chart webm file?
>>161830912
A cat is still the face of KF. No amount of 'in On All Levels Except Physical, I am a Dog' can change that.
>>161830842
https://www.sos.mo.gov/archives/education/olddrum/StoryofBurdenvHornsby
This is something that can be made into a movie very very easily.
Basically they shot his dog and he wanted justice, George Graham Vest gave that speech, left everyone bawling their eyes out and they paid the man 50 dollars wich was massive for that time.
You just don't shoot someone's dog.
>>161831031
She acts more like a dog than a cat though
>>161830912
Doggo is very cute!
>>161830842
>google first line quoted
>see it's a quote from George Graham Vest
>google the nigga
>read about him and his famous case before asking dumb questions on /a/
>???
>profit
>>161831092
Still a cat.
>>161818996
why does this girl have both animal ears and human ears
>>161831031
And it's no coincidence that she, along with most servals, display very dog-like behavior when compared to other cats.
>>161831137
The other anon was mainly talking about their temperaments though
>>161831137
But that's a Goat!
>>161831107
>google the nigga
>only got wikipedia articles about african americans
>????????
>>161831140
kemonoplasm
>>161831107
>explain stuff like a patronizing pompous asshole
>???
>profit
Wow, I feel smarter already!
>>161831140
One is for hearing human and Friend noises
The other is for hearing animal noises
>>161831213
Dude, it was posted here >>161831048 it's quite a historical case, they even have a park in memory of that doggo.
>>161831201
I don't trust Sand Cat after that 10 mil announcement.
>>161831236
That's literally the same argument pro spoonfeeding faggots give, congratulations.
>>161831236
Nice meme, Friend.
>>161831295
what does this post have to do with the niggas???
Fennec looks like she's on something or attained Nirvana
>>161831239
Best kind of sounds.
>>161831140
It's Kemonoplasm, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>161831213
>not knowing how to google
>>161831236
Yes. One good speech is enough ti raise a thousand swords.
Do you wanna know how long was the Pope's soeech was before the term "Deus Vult" was coined?
Or how long Alexander the Great's speech was when his men refused to go further than Mesopotamia?
>>161830912
>Cats are shit.
Bite me. If you can't appreciate cats, dogs, and birds for what they've brought to peoples' lives, you're not worth a plug nickle; and you ain't no Friend of mine.
>>161831373
I think he was referring to the anon calling him out for being a faggot, not the speech itself.
>>161831342
i literally did and all i got was this funny picture of a black guy with chicken
>>161831429
Oh. My mistake
>>161831442
meant for
>>161831369
LOL
Stop shitposting and go back to discussing animals
>>161831420
Who cares about other people?
>>161831474
>LOL
Fuck off retard.
>>161831487
National animal time?
>>161831489
If you don't care about other people, you won't be using internet right now.
>>161831092
Servals bond strongly with their people, much like dogs. Serval is acting just like one of her own, when she winds up following Kaban everywhere she goes.
>>161831532
You're right. I should have said "who cares about other people being happy?"
>>161831519
i bet you dont even know what LOL means
>>161831650
WUZ
>>161831137
>>161831194
>>161831201
I don't understand what's with this "still a cat" argument when Serval is clearly as goat who acts like a dog.
You are setting an awfully low bar when it comes to a cat.
>>161831542
Would this be a good Friend to represent Canada?
>>161831542
It also helps that our Serval design is that of a kitten, all Cats form the strongest bonds while they are kittens. It is the biggest trait of domestic cats, Servals and Cheetahs.
Anyways Serval bonds are strong enough to cause visual distress on the Serval if it's owner isn't with them, something as easy as the owner not greeting them in the morning can cause depression on a Serval, they just love their humans too much.
>>161831583
Happy, sad, or pissed off is all the same, anon. Posting in a thread, even an anonymous one, means caring about the opinions of others.
How is this thread still here?
Boyfriends WHEN?
>>161831092
>>161831143
>>161831542
>>161831694
Why not having the actual dog Friend as mascot Friends and partner of Kaban instead of some African cat that acts like a dog? Zenzen wakaran.
>>161831862
As soon as I get sandstared I wish.
>>161831884
It's all because Mine got the idea from an African cat that acts like a dog at Singapore.
>>161831860
We are mostly staying on subject. That is, Kemono Friends and ideas driven by KF's story. Also, a little bit of /can/, which was approved by Hiroshimoot back in April.
>>161831761
Which is exactly why I changed what I said. I do in fact care about the opinions of others; of course, it's about "people listen to what I say" rather than "I want people to feel a certain way". So in other words, your specific thoughts and emotions mean nothing to me, so long as I can successfully grab your attention. Merciless trolling is about the same as meaningful discussion and connection. I certainly don't give a shit about what cats, dogs, and birds have "brought to people's lives", since I'm obviously not anywhere in that picture. Even me explaining this to you now is basically me stroking my massive ego as I assert that you lower lifeforms mean nothing to me, and surely you're reading it like the masochist you are.
>>161832013
A cup of Serval also works.
>>161831884
>>161831940
Huh, that gives a decent idea for a new main character in Kemono Friends S2.
An actual Domestic Dog type friend that attaches to Kaban immediately and follows the group. Serval quite notably gets jealous frequently, but ultimately respects Domestic Doggo.
>>161832103
The original game already did that jealousy complex when Serval's bff Caracal got jealous of Cerval and became the queen bitch of Japari Park.
>>161831862
Sandstar is a harsh mistress, but I for one, and I am not alone, am willing to risk the inter-dimensional vortex to reach the world of KF and to allow the Friends to enjoy heterosexual sexual activities.
>>161832077
>I assert that you lower lifeforms mean nothing to me, and surely you're reading it like the masochist you are
>>161831884
Kemono Friends is all about more obscure animals, that's part of its theme I think. We only have one Friend for domestic and common animals but multiple breeds for other types.
Though there is a cat bias, no lie about that. The face of the franchise is a cat, her buddy in the game was a cat, and when a monster defected from its side it became a cat.
>>161832232
And lots and lots of tigers and lions.
>>161830133
no
>>161832077
>Merciless trolling is about the same as meaningful discussion and connection.
I disagree, strongly, anon. I find that responses to my posts that required thought and effort on my part are far more satisfying, albeit rare, then replies to posts that were both mindless and effortless.
>>161832313
If she was stuck with her butt sticking out how long could you bang her before the cerulean completely sucks her in?
>>161832369
Now that's just a rude question Anon.. a few minutes.
>>161832103
https://youtu.be/rCPFxa3az1o
In case you need fuel. Servals and Cheetahs LOVE to lick those they like, however their tongues are a bit raspy so dogs get defensive.
Cheetahs love to play with dogs, Servals are normally scared of dogs but once they get used to them they try to shower them with affection much to the dismay of the dog face fur wich Servals love to lick.
Dogs can play with Servals just fine but it is a porcupine dilemma when both like each other, doggo pokes around, jumps at the Serval and licks it to show affection wich prompts the Serval licking ritual wich often puts the dog in a defensive mood only for both of them to play around with each other and then restart the awkward "make out sessions".
>>161831862
The only acceptable men in KF to me must be rugged, tough, adventurous, and not the type you would see in a harem plot. Pretty boys would only breed self-insert nonsense.
>>161831092
Many cats always form strong bonds with humans if they're raised as a kitten in close contact with humans.
>>161832232
It's hardly a theme, it's just the fact that there are way more undomesticated animals out there than undomesticated ones.
>the face of the franchise is a cat
Fair point
>her buddy in the game was a cat
Only because the face of a franchise is a cat
>when a monster defected from its side it became a cat
Only because the fact of a franchise is a cat
Yeah, Serval is clearly the mascot character of the series, but besides that there isn't much of a cat bias.
>>161832433
Is that the kind of guys you're into anon?
>>161832313
Dumb Ceruleanposters, my love will never falter.
>>161832433
doujins when
>>161832437
They form strong bonds, that's true. But a Serval can actually lose the will to feed itself if he loses his human companion, they literally can't stand being away from their human.
Servals rank low as pets not because of their habits, but because they need loads of love an affection only someone who is staying at his home can give them.
Compare that to a Cheetah that outside of the meat consumption, habitat building and vitamins is pretty much a golden retriever in behavior, except with mating. Cheetahs just can't mate in captivity thus making them really hard to domesticate.
>>161832433
>the irony of this post
>>161832551
Sounds like good taste
>>161832553
Which one do you love, actually? The old Aardwolf Friend who died personality-wise, the actual Aardwolf animal or the new Aardwolf Friend who will be different than old one personality-wise?
>>161831679
Big friends!
>>161832433
Well thank one deity or another that I'm ugly, relatively competent, and hard working.
>>161831860
Is going to be deleted at page 10.
>>161830992
Here's one of them.
http://rrd.2chin.net/may/b/src/1504367439708.webm
>>161832553
God speed aardposter.
>>161832675
>Big friends!
Oh, my, yes. Call me names, but Auroch, Hippo, and Rhino drive me nuts.
>>161832709
Hilariously outdated
>>161832675
>>161832787
>Higguma~n. I'm Kamchama, Part of "Largelovus", A conglomarate of giants.
>I, too am a lover of large things!
>With Kamui-chan on the center, We Largelovus work together to getcha some huge Ceruleans!
>And today is another day to getcha a large one.
>>161832709
Which episode is this for?
>>161832787
I like them all except hippo because she reminds you of your friend's fat bitchy mom from middle school.
http://rrd.2chin.net/may/b/src/1504399047554.webm
>>161832864
>I, too am a lover of large things!
That's what she said.
>>161832433
>picture not related
>>161832940
Didn't realize 12 year olds were allowed on 4chan these days
>>161833027
im 12 years old and what is this
>>161833064
Mods banned me after sarcastically saying that I am such a 13 year old for laughing at an immature joke
Like what the hell
Which Friend would you cuddle with? I'd love to open my eyes to a glaring, green eyed scary birb.
>>161833147
I think I meme'd it right so I should be covered.
>>161832709
Started from the bottom now we're here.
>>161833163
My wife!
>>161833191
Begone, vile bird. You killed Capybara.
>>161833147
>>161833191
Newfags. Back when the "im 12 and what is this" meme was actually relevant, mods banned anyone who said it just to be dicks
>>161832671
I'm guessing Aardwolf's iterations would be consistent with her game counterpart in terms of personality, as they stem from the actual animal's shy behaviour. We'll have wait for next season to know for sure.
Japari live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGsAn7MOLes
>>161830890
>this dog is dangerous
>but maybe it can be good lol
You get the bullet first
>>161833437
maybe the bullet can be good lol
>>161830633
>mistakes
You realize that thousands of animals are put down each year because we domesticated cats and dogs and there are too many of them to adopt right? Pit bulls are not useful like Irish Wolfhounds and are literally more dangerous than a 150 pound dog bred to hunt wolves. They are useless because of their unpredictability- some are nice, some snap like psychos. If a dog can't be counted on to be predictable for a pattern-based species like humans, it can't be of use to us with our inherent disdain for chaos.
>>161832917
Oh my god. That's amazing.Doujins when?
>>161833437
You can say the same about people. Fogs show clear warning signs before attacking
>>161833518
Did they fug?
>>161833437
I never understood this hate fetish towards pitbulls. They're domesticated and most pitbulls are never a major issue. Yet by the way some people act you'd think we're housing wild animals and then letting them loose on society
>>161833427
I can't discern migi from hidari.
>>161833536
Nah dude, it was the mist that attacked. Fogs are harmless.
>>161833208
on the second graph we've actually topped the highest one
>>161833515
Look at this, Tyrone. Look at this and tell me how Pitbulls are useless
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DaP84Iudts
>>161833637
because they're associated with niggers, at least on murrica, here in my kunt we don't have that issue
All i want is Ika having a cameo in season 2
>>161833654
Pit bulls aren't the exclusive breed for home security
>>161833803
Pitbulls are #1 in dog attack records. German Shepherds come close with 1/3 the amount.
And that is because pitbulls can sense niggers
>>161833740
Huh, I didn't know about that. I guess it makes sense though. If any group of people is obsessed with spreading shitty memes, it's /pol/
I can't stop laughing at how bad this thread is. Just when you think it can't get any worse /pol/ shows up. For real guys, I'm pissing myself here.
>>161833518
>>161833571
Giant's design is incredibly attractive, it's impossible not to have a slight feeling of lust!
>>161833855
> If any group of people is obsessed with spreading shitty memes, it's /pol/
ding ding ding, we have a winner
pitbulls are good dogs but no one will believe you on 4chinz
>arguing about pitbulls being a good or a bad pet to own
Can't we just have a discussion about other animals? We should leave pitfags to their own. Isn't KF is all about having good Friendly time together?
>>161833956
It's the forehead, isn't it?
>>161833946
Still the best thread on /a/
>>161833767
OK I hate memes and pitbull hate as someone that had a pitbull bitch.
However I cannot deny this made me laugh quite loudly.
I don't know what to say about pitbull other than anecdotal experience, my bitch was basically a rat killer that loved to fall asleep on my feet while I was watching TV and farted a lot, it was quite a sweet dog despite the farthing issue.
>>161833972
what kinda Friendly time you looking for bb?
>>161833972
It all started because of a cat being secretly a dog argument.
Anyways anyone got news from Tatsuki next move?
>>161833972
This thread was left to die hours ago. When the mods refused to save us, there was nothing left to do except watch in horror and wait until we could have a chance to pick up the pieces.
>>161832630
>>161832686
>>161832941
I haven't' watched news for a while. Did he fuck up or something?
>>161833982
It's the smile and her figure! It's impossible to be sad around her.
>>161834113
The irony in this case being that anon complained about "self-insert nonsense" while also describing a tough manly man he'd probably prefer to self-insert as
>>161834160
Definitely the forehead.
>>161834193
This artist draws the best foreheads.
>>161834187
If you can relate with a tough man character, then you are a good man indeed
There's a reason why self-insert characters are considered pathetic and insulting
>>161834193
I bet she doesn't mind doing anal!
>>161834026
>having cute sweet snuggle time with pupper
>she puts her head on my lap and falls asleep
>I'm nearly asleep myself, scratching her ears
>pffffft
>huh what was that
>OH FUCK EVACUATE THE ROOM THE DOG FARTED JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS
>>161834113
It's not really news, but it's been pretty well known for a while that Bear Grylls made a lot of the scenarios in his show appear a lot more drastic than they actually were and even stayed in motels at times when he was supposedly surviving in deserted areas.
>>161831862
Hopefully never, last thing I want in KF is romance in a canon way, leave that to fanmade-only. There's already way too many romance/comedy anime in the world already, nothing against that but that would ruin KF for me.
>>161833741
More Ika is always welcome.
>>161833972
Speaking of dogs, I hope we get another domesticated dog Friend aside the doge one, if horses got several Friends, there's a slight chance the same might happen to them.
>>161834462
There's just too many though.
>>161834472
Same with horses, could be 1 per breed or something like that.
>>161834352
If you know about the Moose and Lion's mating rituals, everything would look so different
>>161834462
There is that one artist who did some Dog Friends of different breeds. I forgot where that is.
>>161831862
Sandstar is a cosmic force for yuri
>>161834541
Moose is too dumb to have sex.
>>161834570
>Tatsuki
>Too dumb to have sex
>>161834602
If Moose is Tatsuki, every episode should be about her trying to defeat Lion.
>>161834299
You seem to be missing the point that this would also be an example of a self-insert character, just a self-insert for a different demographic.
Wanting a character to be a big tough guy because that's what you think is cool is essentially the same as wanting a character to be a socially-awkward loser who somehow ends up as a badass womanizer like your average harem MC. In the end, you're just jerking off to a fantasy of your own ideal self. It's purely a reflection of ideals, rather than of actual accomplishments or success.
>>161832013
The truth is that it's completely random. I've seen both on-topic threads get deleted and off-topic ones get archived safely, it all boils down to luck.
>>161834541
Yeah I know, but my point is that flat out romance would ruin it. Instead, this kind of stuff doesn't really mess with the calm and comfy atmosphere and at the same time gives a lot of ideas for doujins, so everybody wins.
Also this >>161834570
>>161834674
Nothing wrong with that
Watching shows for role models is good. Watching shows that glorify being a loser is not
Such is why Heman, Superman, Guts, Goku, and Ranma, are considered good characters. But Kirito and the MC of Love Hina are considered as faggots
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SCANS
>>161834825
>futa
It's shit.
>>161834825
Thread is almost done so I guess it wont be harm to bring it shitposting back
>>161834825
Try asking /d/, it's futa so there's a 99% someone there is interested.
>>161834890
There's another KF thread, however.
>>161834907
Fuck you. Leave that one pristine and untouched by shitposting.
>>161834789
>Watching shows for role models is good.
Yeah, for children. Generally when you grow up you develop an appreciation for characters that require a lot of work and love from the creators, making them complex, unique, and always flawed, but still relatable to viewers. Those are "good" characters, whether they're losers or not.
But I guess I can't knock people for preferring stuff featuring the cool heroes who always win that they'd like to be in real life when I'm posting on an anime board.
>>161834925
Yeah, keep it calm that could trigger the mods and would end up killing the future threads on strike 1, also keep the shitposting away until the thread reaches bump limit.
>>161834925
Fuck you too. Shitposting is inevitable and can't be dealt with easily. It'll be shitted on as soon as this thread gets archived or pruned.
>>161834957
Precisely my point.
These characters worked hard to gain what they want and envokes the message of no pain no gain. Self-insert characters however are just pathetic self-fulfillment fantasies
>>161834873
>>161834901
>doesn't like hot futa dickings courtesy of Hirame
Who are you people and what have you done with my /a/nons.
>>161834825
No, nigger. Don't do it again.
>>161835016
You must have missed the "complex" and "unique" part.
Surely you're a capable and intelligent enough individual that you don't need to gain your morals from the anime you watch, right? So tell me why a blank slate of a character like fucking He-Man is a "good" character when none of the people who made him gave two shits about making him interesting in any way?
Are you a middle school principal, whose only opinion on any piece of art is whether it reflects the correct morals or not?
now on air.
>>161835153
Welcome to shin-neo-/a/. It's only going to get worse from now on.
>>161835153
I'm still here, anon, and I still love hot futa dickings
>>161834825
I could scan it but I'm too paranoid to order it.
Also I'm broke.
>>161835360
DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS
>>161835240
Fenneku without Arai-san? Who organized this event?
>>161835215
They are all miles better than the common harem mc who gains prestige just because. That's really all needed
>>161835391
Paranoid about what? You think it's gonna get seized in customs or something?
>>161835391
Where were you thinking of ordering it from and how much?
>>161835391
it's not loli so you're cool
Mods kept the other thread alive for over 8 hours and still counting
Is this it?
Have they finally gotten tired of pretending that they care about the board?
2 weeks. 2 weeks of hurting themselves
>>161835391
you're a leaf, right?
>>161835494
I don't know. I just got a proper scanner. I've never ordered anything, be it H or not.
>>161835502
I didn't look.
>>161835580
Nope.
>>161835502
the website?
>>161835240
Is this actually live? I can't find any new Kemono Friends Hour on nico.
>>161835016
>>161835215
>>161832433 Here. Didn't expect that silly little post would spawn a conversation like this. It's kind of surreal.
There are plenty of power fantasies including big buff burly men, and they can be just as bad and vapid as any isekai harem schlock. It's just a different flavor of bad that may be more to someone's taste, or not.
I don't watch KF for power fantasies, nor to dream about sinking hilt deep in to a pretty cosplay girl. I'd rather avoid any elements that would make that sort of thing easier. I mentioned buff manly men as "acceptable" because if someone is going to shove themselves in to Japari Park to gratify their lusts, I'd figure they would at least want their avatar to look like they're worth something, and not a regular high school student (tm). They could possibly do more in the setting scenario than have girls fight over them. This is not to say a buff insert is a good character, by no means, just that they're a flavor of garbage I find slightly less intolerable than a harem MC.
>>161835407
I'm gonna feed the curry birbs curry.
>>161835153
Oh no, don't get me wrong, Hirame's serval does things to me and I want that scan as much as you do, but that thing got the last thread killed and /d/ isn't called futa/alternative for no reason.
>>161835661
I'm gonna feed you the curry birbs.
>>161835635
this is anitele contents by TV Tokyo
>>161835661
I want to rub her fluffy head!
wa-i
>>161835838
I need context
>>161835360
They look delicious.
>>161835838
what is this
>>161835779
H-how generous...
>>161835888
Japan officially gives all loyalty to Serval cat
>>161835635
>>161835486
This is an event at the zoo in Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture.
Cast is from animals in the zoo.
Live broadcast only for the TV Tokyo broadcast application.
>>161835615
It's not available yet. I was thinking that Anon knew something that I don't.
This is what they have for sale
http://www.lazyyy.com/ecommerce/catalogsearch/result/?q=%E7%86%8A%E6%8E%8C%E7%A4%BE
>>161835391
Don't worry, you can't get something worse than pic related.
>>161835799
How soft do you think her feathers are?
>>161836153
I have one of those items in the mail right now. A couple of figs too.
I hope those damn Chinamen didn't write anything like that on the declaration.I already had that happen once and it's an experience I don't wish to repeat.
>>161836153
>Health Gadget
>>161836204
i bet that you are that fag that bought women clothes and got raped
>>161821948
That's really fucking lewd. Maybe even more lewd than handholding.
>>161836153
Personally, I don't give a shit how embarrassing the stuff I buy is to whichever poor sap processes my mail. The only thing I'd be concerned about is the likelihood that it gets seized, and since it's not loli the likelihood here is zero.
404 soon
I wonder which friend would try to bump an unbumpable thread dying.
>>161827400
>>161827087
Adds a whole new meaning to being a horse breeder as your profession.
I picked the wrong career, I don't think we're ever going to see Boeing, Gulfstream, Dassault, or Beechcraft planes turned into cute girls. A man can dream though. I'm waiting for you Falcon8X-chan.
>>161836407
Nanoda~
>>161835391
>Live here, missed the chance to go to FF30
If I knew this one wouldn't be scanned I would have bought it myself. Now I feel like I failed something, someone, horribly.