BECOME MEGUCA

HOMUSAYA

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>>161800050
stop right there criminal scum

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>>161800038
Fuck off white devil

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>>161800038
No.

more like madokyo

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>>161800038

>>161802189
long hair is shit

>>161802326
Pleb

>>161800038
no meduka

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>>161801669
That's racist

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Yes please

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How much of the derpy quality do they fix in the movies, anyway?

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>>161802902
Quite a bit.

>>161802797
What would Hitomi's wish have been?

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>>161803733
To erase all lesbians throughout time and space

>>161800038
But I'm not a cute little girl

>>161803768
>lesbian meguca shenanigans fuck the whole universe twice in a row
was Hitomi right?

>ywn be a cute meguca

end me QB

>make a wish with coobie
>since you're not a cute girl you become a kamen rider instead of a mahou shoujo
How would you feel?

>>161805947
What incentive would Kyubey have to give me powers when he gets basically no despair energy from me?

>>161806096
You're depressed, aren't you? I doubt that anyone on /a/ isn't.

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>>161806485
>Can never become meguca.

Now I sure as hell am.

>>161806485
plenty of guys are depressed sad sacks of shit, but QB doesn't contract with any of them. they simply don't produce enough soul juice in the transition from hope -> despair to make it worth his while, except under extenuating circumstances.

>>161806096
>QB finds a girl
>She's a depressed wreck (perfect)
>Brother is an uber-Chad, #1 ranked in the class, popular, gets their parent's favor, etc.
>She's sick and tired of living in his shadow
>She makes the contract because QB tells her that it's something that ONLY she can do
>QB now has a problem: Having such a unique talent has made the sister virtually immune to despair. No matter how shitty her life gets, the fact that she's got something that her brother can't do better than her keeps her afloat and stops her from witching.
>QB approaches the brother
>Arranges for him to witness the sister putting herself in danger to fight witches
>QB offers the contract, and the brother accepts
>His wish is a wish of power, he wishes for the strength to protect his sister and fight her battles for her
>This makes him a much stronger mahou shonen (?) than she ever would become
>Sister's one source of pride has been stripped away
>She witches immediately after trying to kill him in a fit of rage
r8 my shitty idea, /a/

>>161806821
QB doesn't give much of a fuck about contracts that are done properly.

Look at Mami. Her wish was to live and there's no timeline where she even runs the chance of turning into a witch.

Also, mahou shoujo is literally just "little girl witch". Considering a mage is something like mahou tsukau, the guy would be shou mahou tsukau or something of the sort.

>>161807078
Mami's only 1 step away from falling to despair when we meet her in the series. If she didn't keep getting killed or suiciding, she's a shoe-in for becoming a really powerful witch. It was a smart bet on QB's part.

>>161803646
Subtle in it's hopeless message.

>>161805947
>>161806632
What would a magical boy costume look like? Hardmode: something that isn't feminine and twinky and basically magical girl (male)

>>161807203
I don't get it

>>161808041
It would look like a wizord

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>>161808041
Don't they make the outfits into lolita style precisely because it's supposed to be a female equivalent of the generic (show) magician costume? Tuxedo, cloak, a top hat.

>>161808247
Not really because if that were the case they would look more like Black Canary than anything. Bunny suits with dress jackets and fishnets. I always saw it as them sexualizing sailor outfits/school uniforms to make them look more mature and exotic, and altered to reflect the MS's personality

>>161808359
>Not really because if that were the case they would look more like Black Canary than anything. Bunny suits with dress jackets and fishnets.

That would be the case if Japan could into magicians.
I'm not sure if they do, hence the suggestion they simply saw the tuxedos and used the tangent for pseudo-Victorian dresses on them.

Of course, it's just a theory. We'd have to look into some old-ass interviews.

The seifuku thing is almost exclusive to Sailor Moon and stuff inspired by it, is it not?

>>161808041
Like one of the male outfits in Persona 5.

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>>161808041
That hot and handsome masked lolicon from Ashita no Nadja?

>>161808359
>sexualizing
Really? Why, skirts? Most magical girls don't even get to Sailor Moon levels of sexy.

>>161808575
>really? why, the skirts?
No, the ZR and how high the skirts are cut

>>161808505
>Sailor Moon and stuff inspired by it, is it not?
aka most things

>>161808612
Eh, that's more about how japanese girls have long legs as a ideal of beauty than sexualization. Unless you are talking about magical girl shows aimed at mature audiences, then some costumes have a bit of sexy to it.

>>161808562
I thought we hated the costume design in Persona 5

>>161808819
I don't know who you are.

>>161808819
>/a/ is a hivemind

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>>161800038

>>161808819
>>161808562
>Joker
>Ryuji
>Yusuke
>Goro
One of these will make a contract with Kyuubey. Which one?

>>161808041
Like a Kamen Rider

>>161808750
Is there a single society that doesn't value long legs as a feminine beauty ideal?

>>161809006
Pretty much, just make him show a bit more skin if it's going to be some edgy story, they alrady choose handsome Kamen Rider actors to aim for the housewife audience anyway.

>>161809006
>Little boy wishes to become a superhero
>Kyubey kills his parents so he can have a proper superhero backstory
what do?

>>161809286
That's not how QB works, he's not some monkey's paw shit

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>>161808041

>>161809286
>>161809343
Yeah, the kid would get exactly what he ordered and become a super hero.

He would later realize just how much being a super hero fucking SUCKS.

>>161809178
How do you sexualize a male for the benefit of women without it coming across as feminine and gay?

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>>161802306
QB NO

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>>161809415
Or he could just turn into a girl after the transformation, just like in this manga (魔法少年マジョーリアン).

>>161809453
So basically Spider Man 2, but when Parker throws his costume in the trash he becomes a witch?
>Uncle Ben, I was stupid... So stupid...

>>161809581
What would the witch form of a magical boy look like? QB says that really hardcore witches come from magical girls who give 999999 energy units when they pop, but he also says that guys wouldn't yield that energy. Would magical boy witches be lame no matter how strong they were in "life" ?

>>161809512
That's kind of boring, though

Does meguca accept 6 ft slightly effeminate white guys?

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>>161809415
Better version

>>161808041
Like Mandrake the Magician of Lee Falk fame perhaps?

>>161800038
Planning on a rewatch, should I watch the movies or the episodes?

>>161812432
why would you watch the first two movies? they only summarize the show but do a bad and rushed job of it. it's only 12 episodes, that's a single afternoon.

>>161812849
>they only summarize the show but do a bad and rushed job of it.

How?
I mean, the movies are literally only half an hour shorter than the series itself. And they don't contain the OP/EDs so it's even less in reality.

>>161812432
Watch episode 1-8 then watch the second movie.

>>161812849
The second movie literally doesn't skip a single scene. It only adds scenes, and has a longer runtime than the corresponding part of the series.

Say I wish for super strength. Does the physical durability necessary to not rip my own body to pieces with my super strength come included as a package deal, or would that constitute two wishes?

Movie when?

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>>161809809
You'd probably get lame ones like Roberta who just sit around waiting to be killed

>>161812432
The movies are fine for a rewatch since it's neat to see the upgrades. If you want the full story though the series is still better.

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>>161813289
Magical girls are pretty much super strong anyway, so you'd probably just get an upgraded version of that. Their bodies are much more durable than a normal human's.

Is this series actually good? I can't tell between all the shitposting and waifufagging

>>161813919
Sure. If you're not sure then just watch it, its only twelve episodes long. and a movie if you liked the series.

The only thing is that, its not really a decontrustion or anything like that, its just darker than than other Mahou Shoujo.

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>>161813919
Yes, but watch it and make up your own mind, it's only 12 episodes.

>>161813583
didn't this bitch make it to age 25 or something before becoming a witch? how long do mahou shoujo normally last before succumbing (assuming they don't die)? how long does it take for their gems to drain on their own if they refuse to fight?

>>161813919
Just watch it, it's not bad at all.
Albeit I don't hold it quite u to the same standard as Nips do.

Partially because the series is better suited for regular watching rather than a marathon (kind of predictable plot points throughout, great for fan theories, some stuff is supposed to linger with you while you wait for more). Partially because I grew up watching Central European animation/reading the local stories and Madoka makes a massive point out of using those as a very big part of its presentation.

You may end up regretting not being there back in the day, but you surely won't regret watching it.

>>161814136
We've never gotten any solid numbers so it's impossible to say.

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You should be able to solve this, /a/

>>161814265
Sunny-side up is the only acceptable answer.

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>>161814140
was boards.4chan.org/a/ a fun place to be around while the anime was airing?

>>161800038
Who wouldn't say yes, though? You get to be immortal for the low-low price of killing a bunch of scrubs every so often.

>>161814379
Right, which is why there aren't any that make it more than 20 years at the max.

Why didn't Homura ever try kidnapping Madoka until after Walpurgisnacht was over? Stuff her in a basement and kill any QBs that try to come find her. Boom, done.

>>161814348
They have an enormous archive of every single trhead, every single happening and every single push here back on the Madoka wiki.
You can kind of see that Nips were not the only ones in love with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDu-2h8ZDhI

>>161814487
QB can teleport, eventually one would get through. And then you've got an angry meduka.

>>161814059
Where did the "Madoka is a deconstruction" meme come from, anyway?

>>161814601
People who don't know much about magical girls.

>>161814601
It wasn't the Japanese and it wasn't us.
Idiots, where else.

How long did it take people to figure out that Homura's power was timestop instead of teleportation + bag of holding?

>>161814446
Because they go after big game instead of limiting themselves to scrubs, and don't manage their soul correctly. What's the point of being able to split your body and soul, allowing you to safeguard your life independently of physical harm, if you're going to strap your soul to your neck?

>>161814813
About three fiddy seconds.

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>>161814813
Anon...

https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Threads

>>161815106
>fast forward 4 years
>What I Expected turned into What I Got

>>161800038

Would I become a cute little girl if I make a pact? Because if i'm just some fat loser in a dress no thank you.

>>161815313
You would probably instantly get /fit/ like Toby did in Spider-Man, is that acceptable?

So what exactly is so bad about the world that Homura created? Seems like the only difference is that Madoka exists again and a bunch of creepy shit that nobody can actually see so what's the big deal? Like, Homura did suggest she might destroy the universe after all the wraiths were gone but even before she said that it was still treated as a bad thing.

>>161815404
Madoka made a sacrifice to help everyone at the cost of her own happiness/existence.
Homura comes around and solely out of selfishness of wanting to keep Madoka, tricks her and traps her while reigning over the world.

From the ideological standpoint, it's pretty clear-cut. The actual ramifications of her actions are left open.

>>161815404
Who the fuck knows? Wait for the sequel. I'm also pretty sure Homu isn't serious about destroying the world.

>>161815393

I guess its okay if it comes with a bitching cool costume plus a well toned body.

>>161815404
It's a witch's labyrinth, anon, any gifts it offers are poisoned.

>>161815612
Ideologically, there is nothing wrong with staging an intervention to save a suicidal person. That's all Homura did, but on a cosmic scale.

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>>161815637
>Who the fuck knows? Wait for the sequel.
Better start waiting for eternity, then lmao movie 4 fucking when???

>>161815713
>Ideologically, there is nothing wrong with staging an intervention to save a suicidal person.

I don't know if you've noticed, but Madoka kind of decided for herself, made amends back on Earth by setting stuff up so that she wouldn't be perfectly forgotten and was rather happy about her existence as the savior of all magical girls.

Homura didn't ask anyone, she just tears it all down for the sole reason of getting her back, "If I have to chain you down and kill everyone in your family while you watch to be with you, I will do it!" It's why she knows she's going to fight the girls if they and Madoka ever discover the truth.
She's kind of the new Kyubei if you think about it.

>>161815864
>and was rather happy about her existence as the savior of all magical girls.
Her character song and the movie 4 concept trailer prove that wrong

>Madoka's mother lets her walk into a raging storm because she trusts her
Ok then

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>>161814265
>anything but sunny side up

>>161815864

Yes but that was simply because Madoka saw no other way. And all Homura did was take a part of Madoka down to earth, so there should still a part of Madoka handling the Law of Cycles stuff.

>>161816019
>>161814338
>runnyfags infesting my anime image board

>>161815404
People will argue until the end of time but it really comes down to how much you value autonomy.

>>161815864
But Madoka said herself that she wouldn't want to leave her friends behind.

>>161816019
>>161814338
>>161816107
>picking anything other than scrambled

disgusting

>>161808041
the male version of magical girl is sentai or kamen rider

>>161816304
Scrambled is merely the unevolved omelette. Only brainlets and lazy people prefer the former over the latter, and omelettes do not deserve to be pumped together with sunny side up and over hard, so the point is moot

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>>161816107
>hur dur i like my eggs dry and chalky
Why not just eat greasy styrofoam you fucking animal. People like you should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates you are.

>>161816335
How would Kamen Rider, written+directed by Gen Urobochi, play out?

>>161816304
>not hard-boiled
>not just eating the yolk alone

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>>161816591

>>161800038
MEDUKA MEDUKA MEDUKA MEDUKA

What the fuck was up with all the chairs everywhere?

>Mami summons ribbons
>Homura can stop/reverse time
>Sayaka has a healing factor
What were the magic powers of Kyouko and pre-goddess Madoka? They didn't seem to have any power besides their magic weapons.

>>161816591
Are you stupid?
Urobuchi already did a Kamen Rider show. Its called Gaim.

>>161816699
It's just a Bokurano reference

>>161816737
Speaking of which, what was Mami's weapon? Those muskets are just made out of her ribbons.

Kyoko's magic was illusions but she lost it because she started rejecting her wish after her father killed her family and sudoku'd

>>161816817
Mami has no weapon aside from what she can manufacture with the ribbon.

How much of a richfag is Madoka? Wouldn't a house like hers be stupidly expensive in a big Japanese city?

>>161816817
I'm sure the wiki has paragraphs answering your question but IIRC the fact that she could make tons of complex guns out of ribbons was a testament to how experienced she was.

>>161801030
>dog

>>161816668
why is mami making that face?

>>161816922
Well, her mom apparently had a decent shot at being CEO.

Everyone except Kyoko was rich. Homura's place was huge, Mami's apartment had stairs and even Sayaka's place looked pretty huge judging by the size of her room.

>>161816922
>Wouldn't a house like hers be stupidly expensive in a big Japanese city?

The city was mixing European style with futurism. They went rather all in with the visuals to support the theme of middle-European stories (though it was about as relevant as Christianity in Evangelion, it's just a cool backdrop).

>Or is power for it's own sake your desire
Madoka doesn't really like the idea of this wish, but really is "I want to be the best magical girl" that bad of a wish to become a magical girl?

Just finished rewatching Rebellion, what did Nagisa wish for? She's only like 8, what could someone so young possibly want bad enough to sell their soul for?

>>161817179
You're setting yourself up for a monkey pawing with that wish.

>>161817259
To eat cheesecake with her mom one last time. She turned into a witch soon after when she realized that she could have wished for her mom to not die.

>>161817259
I don't know the source for this but apparently her mom was dying and she wished for a cake to share with her, and then immediately realized how retarded that is and turned into a Witch.

>>161817319
>>161817334
Damn. That's actually pretty sad.

>>161817263
Oh yeah? What's a good monkey paw-proof wish, then?

>>161817489
>monkey paw-proof wish
As someone that has played D&D for decades, I can say such a thing does not exist.
Any wish you can come up with can be twisted into something bad.

>>161817537
Kyubey doesn't fuck with wishes though. the problem is people not wishing for what they want, like when Sayaka wished to heal Kyousuke when she really wanted his dick.. Nobody ever complained about the way that Kyubey granted their wish, if anything went wrong, then it was just a natural result of the wish.

>>161806821
Realistically, I can see QB mostly recruiting honosexuals for their innate despair potential buff.

>>161817643
>I wish to always be happy
Intelligence reduced to retard level and given some shiny keys.
>I wish for infinite good luck
Wish invalidated. Luck doesn't exist.

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>>161817537
This, one of the major themes of the show is the idea that there is no such thing as true selflessness so you should always wish for the exact thing you want.

>>161816502
>hur dur i like my eggs mucousy like semen

remove

>>161817682
>Luck doesn't exist
End this meme

>>161817723
Explain to me how luck actually exists?

>>161817723
>there is a real intangible force that affects the outcomes of randomness

>>161817737
Events which are beyond your control affect your life in a positive or negative fashion is literally luck. You want to explain to me how arriving late to work because some fucker held up the subway by killing himself isn't a stroke of bad luck?

>>161817784
That's literally the opposite of luck.

>>161817489
It's not that you need a good monkey paw-proof wish, Kyubey doesn't usually do that shit, but with that wish in particular he could just make you burn through your power very quickly so that it despairs you out sooner.

>>161817847
How is that not luck?
>Luck: success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one's own actions.

Over medium master race reporting in

>>161817867
How does that work, anyway? As you use your magic and your soul gem drains itself, do you start feeling shittier and shittier because of the dirtying gem until eventually you fall to despair and spontaneously combust?

>>161817878
Because its not by chance. Its by another person's conscious actions that just happen to have a negative effect on someone else.
Conscious action is the literal opposite of luck.

>>161817921
I think it's just that using magic and feeling despair both dirty up your soul gem but I could be wrong.

>>161817964
Its bad luck that that person decided to take those actions.

Even if everything in the universe was predetermined, it would still be a matter of luck if the predetermined actions were good or bad for you.

>>161817921
I feel like emotional unstability just affects your use of magic, which in turn affects your soul gem, which eventually results in the transformation.

>>161818026
>Its bad luck
No its not. That person decided to do that.

>>161817964
>Luck: success or failure ... by one's OWN actions
unless you were mind controlling that guy to commit suicide, the effect of his actions as an autonomous being unrelated to you, on your plans and life, is good/bad luck in your reality.

>>161818056
>unrelated to you
Found your mistake. No one creature is unrelated to another.

>>161818034
Well no, because doing magic drains your soul gem like it's a magical battery. Use too much of it and you pop. This is what happened to Madoka when she fought Walpurgis the first time. She didn't despair, all of her goals had just been accomplished and she saved her friends. She just drained her gem in the fight and thus transformed. The question is if this means there are two mechanisms to becoming a witch
>run out of magic
>despair
Or if it's actually one mechanism
>despair
and using magic just makes your gem cause you to feel like shit.

>>161818083
>muh butterfly effect!!!

>>161802189
Go away Wenger, nobody wants you anymore.

what Sayaka was really the main character

>>161818221
Duh. Cause Knight was really the main character of Ryuki.

Why was Kyousuke such a fucking prick?

>>161818326
He valued his hobby more than girls.

>>161818326
>arm randomly heals for no reason
>girl who was visiting you starts avoiding you
>whatever
>random girl asks you out
>sure, whatever
>mostly ignore both of them to make big violin bucks
Dude has his priorities in order

You know, if there are girls disappearing to become witches every other day and shit, Mitakihara would have like the highest abduction and minor murder rate on the planet, it would be like living in a police state as the government tries to reign the "killings" in. People would think that there was some kind of serial killer cult lurking around or something, it would be huge news. Just how often do witches spawn, anyway?

>>161807203
holy kek

>>161817319
And that is why they call her the retarded cheese. Even if it's her fate to go witch one day she could've saved her mom and spent some years with her. Not like the wish would be cancelled after the mahou shoujo dies as seen with Sayaka.

>>161818612
Mitakihara isn't the only place with magical girls.

>>161818434
>disregard bitches, acquire trophies
is he /ourguy/?

>>161818612
They never find the bodies, the girls make sure of that.
You'd be surprised at how large the lists of people missing can get.

>>161819053
How large do they get, anon?

>>161803795
you can be

sign contract

So who wins in a 1v1 between Mami and Kyoko, or Kyoko and Homura?

>>161819113
140k kids a year in the UK alone. Children tend to the the "target demographic" for these things. Another huge category are basically all homeless people you've ever met. All of them are listed as missing somewhere (since they usually have to flee from the prosecutor/the one they are in debt with).

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>>161815864
Homura did nothing wrong because she prevented this

>>161818612
How many Magical Girls are in Mitakahara anyway? I've got the impression that it was just Mami but there's a ton of witches and the compilation movie suggests that all the ones we see were former MGs and not familiars that turned into witches. So are they all just turning into witches extremely fast or something?

>>161819486
Most of the girls that Kyubey contracts with witch more or less immediately, like Nagisa. Girls who last years (Mami got in at least 2) are really rare. Plus there's the presence of familiars who escape their labyrinths and become witches by eating people.

>>161819464
>implying homura's universe will last long enough for madoka to get to the legal drinking age

>>161819835
If Miki "fucking shit" Sayaka doesn't stick her nose in business that doesn't concern her, it will

What's the problem with trying to fug Kyousuke after becoming a lich, again? It's not like anybody will notice or even care.

>>161819835
It will but Homura will just keep reversing time when Madoka is on her deathbed. She will loop hundreds of times until the movie happens which is when things get fucked up.

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God I just want Mami's mamis in my FUCKING FACE

Those doujins of her are fucking fantastic

>>161819935
girls are dumb, anon.

>>161819935
Japs are way more serious about souls than us, or something along those lines. I forget the specifics but there's definitely a cultural something that makes her behavior make more sense.

>>161820001
Mami doujins are 100% faceless old man NTR/prostitution faggotry and are unanimously drawn like total garbage with hideously exaggerated /d/ proportions and shit tier faces. Your taste is awful fampai.

>>161820109
There's that one where its MamiXThat business lady who jumped off a roof

>>161820366
this, Hitomi best girl.

>>161820109
Eat my ass, nerd. I'll happily slam my dick into the titties of that used up slut, bang your mom, and nakadashi your oneitis up in a heartbeat while you cry about my shite taste. Go ahead and give me another (you) for the troubles of acknowledging the fact that you gotta mouth breath the same air as I on MY planet. Faggot.

>>161820109
>forgetting the Tatsuya series

>>161820729
I don't have to take seriously the opinions of the types of degenerates who enjoy NTR hentai. Subhumans like you are beneath me.

>>161812432
you shouldn't, it's shit

>>161820810
Little, whiny, elitist queers like you are exactly the reason NTR even gets steam as a fetish. You're the kind nerd on those pages that has to watch his girl get plastered by some fat, disgusting, faceless slob and cry about it, all the while you're sitting here in real life hoping your animu-waifu doesn't get one of those comics where they use her as the hole she is for herself. Cuckolds are disgusting, but watching people cry about NTR as you do is hilarious and what gives it that edge.

Thanks for the (you) too, slut.

How come the QBs never used other species' girl-equivalents in their little scam? QB tells Madoka that other civilizations exist. Or are there aliens in Madoka's heaven?

>>161821528
Maybe they are, and they've got several rackets going at once. Would explain why they were willing to get the planet blown up by mega-Gretchen.

>>161817597
>a Madoka thread without any retarded RPers
I am happy too. Lawnchair finally died.
>people spamming fanart
That shitposter has not appeared in a almost a week.

>>161821547
>Be magical girl
>get taken by law of cycles
>ascend to magical girl heaven
>"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU???"
>"aafhgfl;gang;rlhg;dobhgonaldnga"

madoka > evashit

>>161821528
QB is an asshole.

>>161822675
stop trying to force this meme

>Show that (1+n)^p - n^p -1 is divisible by p, where p is a prime number and n is a natural number
If you couldn't solve this at the age of 14 you are stupid. Fact.

>>161815173
That's because instead of taking the series at face value like you should you are instead putting more and more value on the shitty opinions of /a/nons.

>>161822843
but it's true
Madoka does everything Eva tried to but does it way better.

>>161815929
In concept movie Madoka is heavily brainwashed by Homura's magic.

And Homura is pure evil.

This show was so good.

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>>161822896

Can Homura store items from past timelines in her shield, or is she like Link in Majora's Mask, where everything is emptied and she has to re-make all her bombs and re-steal all her weapons at the start of very timeline?

>>161824083
Probably the latter, we haven't seen any indication that she can carry stuff over and that would be a pretty significant power.
Would explain why she's not around to stalk Madoka 24/7 - she has to spend some time stealing weapons and setting up her missiles and claymores and shit.

>>161814514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzoJ98LeiA

>>161824243
Every time

>>161822896
this is an important detail because it shows that Homura is only attracted to Madoka for her intelligence

>>161825112
I doubt Madoka could solve that either

>Homura-chan, you were my very best friend!
>best friend
>best friend
>best friend
>best friend
how will Homura ever recover?

>>161825311
By ripping Madoka in half and becoming the new god of the universe, apparently

>>161825311
Never mind Homu, poor Sayaka.

>>161809809
>Magical boy is saved by Law of Cycles
>Taken to magical girl heaven
>Surrounded by an army of adolescent girls who haven't seen a guy in almost literally forever
what do?

Does the Law of Cycles save girls who get KIA like Mami did, or is it reserved for the girls who succumbed to witchhood?

>>161826271
Probably the former just because it would seem too cruel if not

Also is Madoka truly alone in mahou shoujo heaven? In the original series everyone makes it sound like she'll be alone forever, existing as a concept with nobody to speak with for the rest of time. But then in Rebellion Sayaka and Nagisa make it sound like her saved girls are chilling with her like angels. Which is it? Or is the connection one-sided, as in, Madoka can communicate with her mahou shoujo angels to get them to do stuff, but they can't normally answer?

>>161826598
It's ambiguous. It could be that in "heaven", they only exist in a Nirvana-like, disembodied way, and it's only when they come down to earth that they manifest their recognizably human forms. Or maybe it really is an eternal tea party with every magical girl who's ever lived. It depends on how grim they want to make the setting. I do hope it gets explored at some point.

>>161807078
>"little girl witch"

No anon, majo is witch. Mahou shoujo is magical girl. Magical boy would be mahou shounen, and a male witch would be a majin.

>>161826840
You cheeky cunt

>>161800038 (OP)
>So miss Akko, is it truly your wish to become a powerful witch?

> just make a contract with me and i'll make sure you become a great witch!

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>>161826880
Akko's wish isn't to become a great witch, it's to make people all around her happy, like Chariot.
I'm sure there's a way that's gonna be twisted to make her miserable too, though.

What was so special about Mami's wish that turned her into a goddess of fighting?

>>161827313
I think she was just that awesome in general

Is this the best scene in the franchise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEDHdpI6ek

>>161827498
That was pretty good, but for me nothing has yet to beat Sayaka's witch transformation.

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>>161827635

Be honest, /a/:

On a scale from 1-10, with 10 being the maximum, how butthurt were you at Rebellion's ending when you saw it for the first time? No lying, now.

>>161827498
>>161827637
>not the cake song

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>>161827677
Not butthurt at all. Confused at most in the first watch.

>>161827635
>>161827673
Mind posting the artist's name?

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>>161827677
I had absolutely no idea what to think of it when I first saw it. I just sat there in shock for like the entire 4-hour drive back home.
Eventually I came to the conclusion that Homura was just a crazy bitch who snapped and needs to be taken down for her own good.
Later after discussion on /a/ I re-evaluated that conclusion and decided that she did only some things wrong.

>>161827737
https://twitter.com/arkmel3

>>161827778
>driving 4 hours to see an anime movie

>>161827677
0, it's exactly what I wanted and I was about to get butthurt because I didn't think it was going to happen

>>161827836
Was totally worth it. I don't think there's any other franchise I would have done that for though.

How can both Homura's and Madoka's wishes be satisfied without further conflict? Neither deserve to be unhappy forever.

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>>161827819
Good artist

>>161828148
Ye

>>161828148
>those breasts

>>161827677
0
I was confused, and when I stopped being confused I realized that Homura was 100% in the right.

>>161828148
Does being a magical girl even make one /fit/? You'd think that the magic does all the work for them, leaving their bodies relatively untrained.

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>>161816629
>not drinking the eggs raw

>>161827819
Thank you, anon.
I appreciate it.

>>161828473
No problem.

>>161828208
Homura did everything wrong

>>161828598
Homura did *some things wrong.

>>161827677
Not butthurt, just confused and with a rewatch I realized Homura was a possessive selfish and psychotic bitch.

>>161828334
Well Homura could still barely run when she became a magical girl. At least until she used magic to strengthen herself.

>>161828946
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe that Akemi Homura's actions were justified, and those who are wrong.

>>161802306

DO NOT THROW SOULS

>Caveman spinoff never ever
I want to see the first meguca

re:zero-tier characters, re:zero-tier fanbase.

>>161830198
I don't know what that means

>>161830198
no, yes

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Which one are you? I'm personally in the Cult of Homu or more specifically; "Dammit QB, why won't you swap places with me?!"

>>161831271
Originally I was Yandere Homura group.
Today I waver between being a Homu supporter and "But Homura herself is not happy"

>>161831271
The Happy Ending group
I just don't see how the new world is anything but an improvement over the old one. Madoka is back, everyone is alive again, and QB is under control and can't try his bullshit again.

>>161831271
Who /homura's wish/ here?

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>>161831271
All of the following.

>>161831271
I think the fact that Madoka seems close to reawakening kind of gets overlooked. The scene at the end of the movie where she starts transforming and then Homura stops her and she gets all sad and confused probably messed me up worse than anything else in the whole series. I guess the sense of being fundamentally out of place she talks about would fade with time? Movie 4 when

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>>161831271

>>161827819
bless

>>161834294
Madoka won't forget because Homura subconsciously doesn't want her to forget.

>>161809077
North Koreas are all short due to malnourishment, and outsiders are considered evil. If you're tall or have long legs, you'll be considered an outsider, and if you don't have a good explanation of why you're there, you'll find yourself executed in a prison camp.

>>161809464
Turn him into a vampire or cowboy.

>Season 2 never
>Movie 4 never
>Dead franchise
>Dead fanbase

Fuck Shaft for and Jewplex for pumping money in a shitty mobage instead.

>>161808925
ryuji would then tell everyone about

>>161815753
when butcher feels like it

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/qst/ here.

I have a premise: What if the Incubators met a civilization that could actually deal with them openly?

Also, Yachiyo best girl.

https://fiction.live/stories/ROSEBEARERS-PMMM-br-/ueww5RQPHFmNndRgK/home

>>161838761
>Yachiyo over Yui
pleb

>>161816681
based

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>>161831271

>>161824083
The latter.

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>>161831271

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>No one remembers Poorfag anymore

Faggots. All of you.

>>161840324
I hope that she'll be in that Madoka mobage that I heard about.

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>>161840324
>im
>fucking
>plying

Don't make me post witch!poorfag's daily life.

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>>161840465
You mean this?

>>161840490
No.

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maek gaem

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>>161840507
Get out of here STALKER

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chaeng humanieti

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>>161840556

>>161840570
Oh shit, forgot the spoiler. I apologize for any unintentional heart attacks.

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>mahou shoujo poorfag dies in her first battle
>doesn't notice anything changed

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>>161819339

>>161819339
Homura if her powers are unknown to the others, otherwise Mami.

reminder that this exists:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6726178

>>161840711
what the actual fuck

>>161840711
Can you summarize this for people who enjoy not reading fan fiction?

>>161840751
Rating:

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>>161840751
Homura finds out madoka was a boy and through her wish became a girl. Just read it, try not to cringe

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>>161840777

>>161814265
All of y'all are plebs, over medium is the only correct choice.

I bet you I could be Madokas boyfriend. I know her personally and I would become friends with her and slowly but surly win her heart. She's too nice to reject me.

>>161840662
Turn it around. Madoka was only one who could defeat Walpurgis even without timeline boost.

>>161840908
Her bow is good against witches but sucks donkey dick against other magical girls in a duel. It's the golden gun of the magical girl world.

>>161840937
It said "magical girl power chart" not "magical girl dueling skill chart"

>>161840908
Her first timeline Mami helped.

>>161840946
Power alone Kyoko and Mami outclass Madoka. It's a vs chart though.

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>>161807078

Madoka first 99 wishes.
>I wish... to be a magical girl.

>>161841009
Complete waste.

>>161841009
The first few are actually "I wish to save this random cat."

>>161827677
I was confused and didn't know what to make of it for days.
I concluded that Rebellion sucked but upon rewatch I realized I made a huge mistake in my estimation.

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>>161814601
It actually came from "Madoka is the Evangelion of Magical Girls genre", which also has "Evangelion is a deconstruction of Super Robot genre", combine both, it became "Madoka is a ddeconstruction of Magical Girls genre"

>>161841090
Can you imagine having the power to fish for anything and blowing it on the wishes any of the girls in this series made.

>>161827677
-10.
I didn't see it coming but as soon s a realized what had happened I recognized it was 100% what Homura would do

>>161808925
They already or at least the MC did a contract with Philemon to become a purseowner

>>161841143
It is a deconstruction though, not because it's dark or deep but because it questions tropes that are seen as natural for the genre.
De-naturalisation of concepts is the core of deconstruction.

Being a deconstruction doesn't make it automatically good though, I think this is where a lot of faggots lose their way bot the antis and the supporters.

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Why aren't you playing the mobage? It's really interesting so far.

>>161841361
I don't care about trashy cashgrabs.

>>161841361
I'm playing it, got Momoka, free Moemura and Kirika so far.

>>161841388
You can play with without putting a single dime. The game is pretty generous so far, plus there is a lot of story content in this.

>>161841398
Congrats, anon.
Momoko is a beast.

>>161814601
tvtropes failing to recognize the distinction between a deconstruction and a subversion

>>161841307
Get educated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deconstruction

"It does something unusual/is self aware" is not a worthwhile description of anything. If we were to shoot around your made up definition, Getter Robo would be a deconstruction, Mobile Suit Gundam would be a deconstruction, Macross 7 would be a deconstruction, Full Metal Panic! would be a deconstruction, Nadesico would be a deconstruction, Dai Guard would be a deconstruction, Patlabor would be a decontsurction. To add insult to injury, NGE could never be viewed as one because it didn't do anything out of the ordinary for that time. Unwillingness to fight, bad ending, powerlessness and all that are all pretty mainstream ideas popularized by Gundam, Ideon and their numerous derivatives for the robot anime at the time.

>>161841739
What a simpleton. You might want to read up on Derrida's deconstruction.

Questioning facts that people "naturalize" as a product of thought reinforcement either by history or society is the very act of deconstruction.

It's something that the butcher does constantly, he's a revisionist to the core which is why he can be so divisive.
I don't expect a /m/eathead to understand.

Does Madoka have a Hell set up for the evil magical girls that she collects?

>>161842094
No.

>>161840908
No she didn't, she got btfo right after Mami did

>>161841307
That's not what a deconstruction is. A deconstruction takes the rules of your bog-standard cookie cutter magical girl anime, and shows how these rules lead to unintended tragedy. It plays every trope completely straight. Madoka does NOT do this. The Madoka setting involves a bunch of rules/facets that traditional magical girl animes lack, specifically to make everything edgier and more grimdark. By definition this makes it not a deconstruction. What is it, then? An unusually dark take on the magical girl genre. Nothing more.

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>people will defend this

>>161842232
So then all of the evil magical girls like Oriko are just kind of awkwardly hanging out with their victims in heaven?
>Yeah, sorry...

>>161842454
they have eternity to settle their differences

>>161841981
So you agree NGE is not a deconstruction then?

>>161842475
Would Madoka's heaven have a fight club for girls who need to duke out their differences? I imagine that there's a lot of girls who would get a kick out of dueling.

>>161844021
A world where I can kick the shit out of Oriko every day sounds like heaven to me

>>161845963
>Implying that it's possible to beat Oriko in a fight
Only if you're literally Homura, and even then Oriko let Homura kill her so that she could get an opening to kill Madoka, meaning that Oriko still won. Precog is 2stronk of a power

>>161800038

Only if you give me a double order of onion rings with ranch dip first.

>>161846074
>sell soul
>receive onion rings
>ruin them by dipping them in ranch fucking dressing
You deserve becoming a witch

>>161846040
Homura would have to had dealt with Oriko in every subsequent timeline too though wouldn't she?

>>161846395
Probably just killed her in her sleep before doing anything else
Alternatively: it's a dumb non-canon spinoff with a shitty artstyle

>>161817259
homura did anything wrong?

>>161841161
The first wish is always a sandwich.