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You can leave a death note to a dumb kid stereotype, any race,

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You can leave a death note to a dumb kid stereotype, any race, any social class, any country, in a universe where death note never happened.
Which one would be the most entertaining and why?
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an aussie bloke
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>>161741903
Kim Jong un
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This is a difficult question because the most amusing idiots would get themselves caught too quickly.
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An alcoholic russian
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>>161741903
Either someplace with little to no internet connection like Central Africa. It would more than likely land into the hands of some sort of militia, like the LRA, or Anti-Balaka. It'd be interesting to see how many deaths happen through communication means that aren't television or the internet.
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>>161742144
not before starting a nuclear war and who gives a shit in that case we all ded
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Put it in a food drop to Africa.
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>>161742227
Based anon, now we are safe forever since they can't write.
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>>161741903
me
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The biggest wewuzzing mongolian I can find.
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the pope. I'd be really curious to see what he'd do
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>>161742097
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>>161742629
Now this I would watch.
Would he see it as an instrument of God? Like all the Cardinals could form a Democracy to vote who to kill.
or just lock it up in a Vault under St. Peter's Basilica...
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>>161741903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4
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>>161742532
him
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>>161741903
The moral opposite of Light
The teenage son of a mobster
He's highly intelligent, attractive, charming, basically Light but evil, since his upbringing was under a different set of values he's not trying to fix the world, he's just fixed on conquering it
A ton of fun shit could happen, fighting L, clan wars, the death note falling into another family's hands
It would be amazing
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>>161742724
The current pope would probably destroy it, thinking Ryuk a demon. A more interesting choice would be a corrupt middle-ages pope, essentially a king, who desires power.
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>>161741903
>any race, any social class, any country,
Supreme leader of North Korea.
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>>161743692
>giving Rodrigo Borgia a death note
Well, that sounds genuinely interesting
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>>161743692
I'm sure the Undertale's Genocide route taught him a thing or two, thank you MatPat!
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>>161743889
reminder that the borgias did NOTHING WRONG
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>>161743066
That actually sounds kind of fun. I would read that.
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>>161743066
>basically Light but evil

uhhh, anon...
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>>161744092
...yes?
Is there something you want to say to me?
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>>161744152
not him but Light was the villain
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>>161744173
Just because he died doesn't mean he was actually the villain
Even if history is written by the victors
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>>161744092
>>161744173
Light actually saved more lives than L camp, he's the hero
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>>161743894
Knowing that route it propably would have made it more safe, no?
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>>161742194
At least they wouldn't ever get caught as the usual murdering would cover everything up.
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ee-sama
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>>161746276
Then who's to say it hasn't happened already?
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A kid who's part of ISIS. He'd likely livestream the first death and then tell sand niggers around the world to hit him up with heretics' names to write until the only people left are muslims.
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Some SJW at Google who has root access to servers
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Either a Catholic Turk, or a Greek.
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>>161741903
everybody
everybody gets a page from the death note in the mail with instructions. a free for all that ends society in a matter of minutes.
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>>161742274
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>>161746898
moot?
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>>161741903
My OC
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A barely literate thug who's on the street level of a gang somewhere in Detroit or some other inner city hellhole. I'd love to see the animal level cunning a person like that could come up with.

>>161747385
>SomeMenJustWantToWatchTheWorldBurn.exe
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>>161741903
to an important prince or king of midle age
just wondering how many people would actualy die when they try to kill a brother or relative to keep/get power since giving same name wasnst that uncommon
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>>161747385
It's fucking genius.
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>>161741903
ROHNALD DRUMPF
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>>161742194
Africans can't write.
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>>161741903
Hitler, duh

to make it a bit more interesting: Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin would get "immunity" to it and they would know it as well.
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>>161742629
>Finds out his religion is a lie
Time for the 10th crusade.
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>>161742629
Pope cuck?
He would use it to kill catholics.
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>>161741903
this kid
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>>161741903
Breivik.
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A poor Indian kid
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>>161743692
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
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some sheltered suburban white kid from the east coast with self esteem issues.
he should have a whiny personality, be dumber than most average high schoolers and basically be a thirsty angsty bitch.

he should also have some stupid generic name like Turner or something.
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>>161744173
>Crime rates down
>Less murders, rape, etc
How is he the villain.
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this isn't anime.
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>>161741903
I am more interested in the idea of a fixed lifespan; if Ryuk can see how long Light had to live, then he already know when the story would end.

But there is also the possibility that Light would have lived a long life if he never touched the Death Note. The show never told us if the pre-determined lifespan can actually be changed that way. We only know that being given the eyes half the life span, we have no info about any other way to change it.
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Chris chan
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Karl Pilkington.
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Martin Shkreli

>>161753427
Probably because the writer didn't want to try fucking with those mechanics when he already had enough on his hands. You could easily make an entire show out of the gimmick of someone/everyone being able to see when everyone else dies and possibly trying to change fate. Actually sounds pretty cool when I think about it.
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>>161741903
>give it to a canadian
>he write Ryoku name
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>>161743066
Mmmh... The whole point of Death Note is that Light is an egotistical megalomaniac with high social standing and every single gifts in the world who deems the world unworthy of his superior self.

Not saying L was better, but neither are good nor evil, they're both egoists who hide behind moral standings and value to justify themselves...
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>>161753499
This definitely needs to be a thing, kind of reminds me of Ikigami.
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Stefan Molyneux. I'd like to see what he does with it, if he does anything with it.
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>>161742144
I really doubt someone would catch on as quickly as in the show. Even if someone was watching for this, there are so many media outlets. A little randomness would throw off any algorithm to find you. You would have to be a complete moron to get caught.
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>>161753585
>you would have to be a complete moron to get caught

oh boy... never underestimate humanity.
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>>161753427
How to Use: LIX
A human death caused by Death Note will indirectly lengthen some other human's original life even without a specific intention to lengthen a particular person's original life span in the human world.

How to Use: LVIII
By manipulating the death of a human that has influence over another human's life, that human's original life span can sometimes be lengthened.
If a god of death intentionally does the above manipulation to effectively lengthen a human's life span, the god of death will die, but even if a human does the same, the human will not die.

His lifespan might have changed some while doing the killings.
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a /pol/fag
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>>161741903
antifa
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One of those nu-male feminist college boys.
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an indian guy imagine all the death women for not showing him their pussy
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>>161753575
name calling isn't an argument
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>>161753585
Anon you seriously underestimate modern technology. Facebook has a ghost profile on your browsing habits, even if you're not a user. Most people who don't know how to use Linux, Tor/VPN, etc are getting caught in at most a month if they don't immediately go on a killing rampage.
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>>161753767
>Facebook has a ghost profile on your browsing habits, even if you're not a user.
How?
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>>161753797
all that facebook shit on every website probably.
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Vote for me. I promise WW3 in a month
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>>161753858
>can kill anyone anonymously any way you want and make them do whatever you want before death
>needs a month
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>>161753834
NoScript/ uMatrix with User Agent, and Referer spoofing broh
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Give Trump a Death Note, but, let the media know he has one. "Fake News".

Give one to Hitler. I imagine our world would be a much different place. Maybe better, maybe worse... Probably better.

Drop a Death Note in Tibet
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>>161753916
I need a month to make it the most fucked up World War the world has ever seen
No alliances, free for all, and I'll try to get Kim Jong-un alive as long as I can
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An ISIS militant in the middle of the desert.
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>>161741903
Drop it in Queens, New York.
The urban youth who picks it up will mostly try and fail to kill people in the hood with the book because they momma give them all fucking retarded names that even they can't spell.
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What would Shinzo Abe do realistically do with the Death Note?
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>>161753925
that's assuming you're using a computer. If someone just used cable I'd say it'd be pretty tough to catch them
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>>161741903
Tomboy
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>>161753925
>Using Chrome/Firefox
>Trusting non open source software
As for browsers in the case of having the death note, use either Ungoogled Chromium (Chrome with the google shit removed) or Pale Moon.

Because Chrome and Firefox automatically sends data to Google and Mozilla, respectively. Same with Windows. The NSA has back doors in all of them. Probably even slipped some into Linux, but due to being open source its harder to hide because anyone can check, and does check regularly the code.
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>>161747385
We have a winner!
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>>161754279
>implying glorious leader will live only to 97
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>>161754360
Or just use Tor.
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>>161747385
im scared
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>>161747385
this is beyond edge, this is madness itself
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>>161742750
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>>161743692
The current Pope is literally a heretic you uneducated faggot
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>>161755067
i don't see how that makes his statement false
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>>161753666
>His lifespan might have changed some while doing the killings.
I can definitely see Ryuk laughing at himself as he watched Light's original lifespan dwindle every time he used it. Light was the kind of guy who would have lived to his 90's. But I now suspect that he was slowly signing his life away after every kill.
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>>161755067
Literally every Pope that reformed the Church in some way can be considered a heretoc.
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>>161749188
>demons exist so a religion with a highly elaborate demonology is false
jej
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>>161755146
The current Pope would absolutely abuse it was my point.
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>>161753585

I'm with >>161753767. The trick is to NOT be an idiot about modern technology.

The other trick is to use your powers without being a complete moron.

Forget killing, the Death Note literally gives you the ability to control someone for seven days in a completely untracable manner. That is an insane amount of power.
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>>161741903
Two kids from the ghetto find the Death Note, use it to climb the ranks in gangs, and eventually turn on each other.
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>>161755199
>write L's fake actor name
>lifespan cut in half
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>>161741903
Some hot-blooded simple-minded honest kid from some toy comercial show like beyblade or b-daman.
I'm genuinely interested in seeing if the notebook's power would be able to corrupt generic good-natured shounen number 1029214814 or not, and how would the world reflect the power.
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>>161757251
Holy shit this.

Better watch out you trans-dimensional psychic pedophile vampire bastards.
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>>161747385
I thought about it some more and this is how I imagine shit would go down for the first few days
>All publicly known figures immediately wiped out. Politicians, celebrities of any grade, etc.
>Eventually the internet is taken down when someone in it's management figures out what's going on. Should slow things down with access to facebook cut off.
>Groups of people get get taken out as the most paranoid people wipe out their social circles. You're safe as long as everybody who knows your face is already dead, right?
>Wearing masks and using pseudonyms becomes the norm as people try to rebuild. Confirming someone's identity becomes almost impossible and scams are much more prevalent, mind games everywhere. Revealing yourself is now a very serious sign of trust and intimacy.
>Prologue over; chapter one starts.
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>>161757436
From his Death note: "Hillary Clinton. Will expose herself as a demon worshiper to the public, and then DIE!"
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>>161754010
>impossible difficulty settings
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>>161755067
There's no need to be so rude. Why do you think so? Is it because he's a Jesuit and a socialist? Or because Benedict never stepped down?
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>>161757683
I think you're missing one important thing.

>Once word gets out that that everyone has a death note, panic will set in.
>Everyone will get paranoid and start trying to kill off others before others kill them. (Regardless if you like/hate/have grudges against them, you never know if someone secretly hates you, or is crazy/sadistic and tries killing everyone they know. It only takes ONE bad person to kill you.)
>Anyone who knows you/your face could potentially kill you. On the other hand, you likely also know the names/faces of people who know you.
>Solution: KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW, IMMEDIATELY.

Everyone should reach this conclusion rapidly, particularly as more people start dying. The best way to stay safe is to kill everyone you know first. Most people die, and the people who don't are either really lucky/fast, or people who would have fallen out of the Death Note rules (e.g. people who never knew their real name)/other silly exceptions.
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>>161757683
Doubt it would go on for that long.

All you have to do to kill everyone is write "X person writes everyone they know in the death note but first the target doing the same"
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>>161757834
Aren't there rules against using the Death Note to make someone murder someone else?
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>>161757907
If the note's victim would directly cause the death of someone else, they go from a heart attack instead.
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>>161757944
Yea so >>161757834 wouldn't work.
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>>161747385
I thought of this a while back but my scenario was a website where you only get to use it once.
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>>161741903

Give it to me, the world will burn in the most hilarious and ridiculous way imaginable.
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>>161747385
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