these two just need to fuck already

>Implying there aren't already a couple of demi-gods running around by now

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Would the universe survive such an event?

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Well, so do these two

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>>161663381
ponytail haruhi does a lot for my penis
that should have been the default design

>>161663381
>>161663553

Kyon has some divine taste.

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>>161663553
>that should have been the default design
then it wouldn't be special

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>>161663381
The alt-universe apparently did.

>>161663244
>he didn't get the ace attorney arc

>>161663601
they could at least switch it up every couple of episodes since haruhi is known for changing her hair anyways

>>161664039
But one of the biggest parts of the story is how Haruhi stops doing that when she meets Kyon

>>161663244
Why no season 3, 4, 5 and 6 yet ?

>>161663381
A mere kiss saved the world once, them fucking would save it forevermore.

They did, when they got drunk, but it wasn't adapted.

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>>161664782
I always imagined the "Disgraceful behavior" to be more of them making out and/or feeling each other up.

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>>161664828
Must be pretty hard for them to keep their hands off of each other

>>161664828
oh is that from that island episode? man I don't recall a thing from this series its been so dead

>>161664828
>Disgraceful behavior
The bakatsuki translation was entirely different and didn't hint at anything like that. I'd be careful with translations, they often fuck things up (even official ones).

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>>161663244
these too a well.

>>161665280
True enough, but for the most part one can take an official translation's word for it over a fan translation.

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>>161663244
these town need to anger-fuck

>>161663244
Who would be on top?

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>>161663244

>>161663244
post the pastebin

>>161666149
https://pastebin.com/ijWmw3Wb

>>161663381
She looks so mature with the ponytail, best hair by far

>>161663381
What would Haruhi be like as a housewife?

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>>161666980
She's a good cook and loves kids, she'll do fine

>>161663244
Too bad we'll never see that.

>>161664828
If my knowledge of Japanese in translation serves, Koizumi is intentionally being ambiguous to tease him. 'Disgraceful' could just mean embarrassing.
They probably just got drunk and acted like fools.

>>161665425
Wait a second, isn't this SUPERIOR JAPANESE STEEL FOLDED 10^23 TIMES?

>>161667478
yep

Haruhi is too good for Kyon.

>>161667540
Reminder Haruhi got a friend drunk to exploit her body for a film and was incapable of understanding why anyone would have a problem with that.

This >>161664601
>>161664039
She only did that to throw off the mind reading devices that uchuujins use and she stopped after Kyon pointed that out.

>>161665497
what the fuck is this cancer?

>>161667603
Tsuruya seemed to have no problem with it either, and she was the enabler in that situation. Also Mikuru is shit.

>>161667603
Mikuru is Haruhi's plaything. They aren't friends.

>>161667778
Fairy Tale.

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I ship KyonxYuki

>>161668061
It's okay anon I'm sure you'll be able to find a wife that also has down syndrome

>>161668061
Shipping a girl with her daddy. It's not always okay anon.

So Haruhi created Kyon to be her husbando?

>>161664601
>But one of the biggest parts of the story is how Haruhi stops doing that when she meets Kyon
Which goes to show just how fucking boring this story is.

>>161670076
>character stops changing hairstyle everyday makes the story boring
where is the logic

>>161670076
>goes to show just how boring the show is
???

>>161665280
>original
他にも俺はハルヒとともに何か恥ずかしい醜態を演じていたようなのだが
>literal translation of original
in addition to that(he also said that) ,it seems that i along with haruhi committed some disgraceful behavior that is embarrassing
>official translation
He also mentioned that I, along with Haruhi, had engaged in some sort of disgraceful behavior
>fan translation
He said I reeked of booze just as much as Haruhi
The fan translation for haruhi is really terrible. there were many instances where the dialogue is so different from original that it is apparent that the translators didn't even bother to translate and just filled it with whatever came off the top of their mind

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>>161672891

>>161672822
>何か恥ずかしい醜態を演じていた
Okay, yeah, Koizumi is messing with him. That's an infuriatingly vague way to put it.

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>>161663244
Very dangerous. If Haruhi tastes the cock for the first time the world might transform into hentai where everybody has sex 24/7.
They basically have to be celibate for life.

>>161672822
The fan translator probably mistook よう for 酔う because he sucks.

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>>161673559
>Haruhi would probably bend reality resulting in a batshit insane orgy featuring several versions of her and Kyon simultaneously copulating in mind-melting psychedelic scenarios lasting multiple days
Doujins for this series really took the safer route, I mean I like Haruhi-Kyon vanilla but imagine the possibilities

>>161667987
hes talking about the facebook tier meme faggot

>>161664736
>Haruhi just created the whole universe to get some kyon dick.

I'd believe it.

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>>161673743
Well technically she did spare the universe because she wanted the John Smith

>>161668061
She deserves love, not harushit

>>161673702
Whoa dude, that's my wife you're posting please stop this at once.

>>161668061
No she has no interest towards Kyon. She's there to observe Haruhi. If she doesn't, the universe will go ape shit.

>>161673848
But that's my wife

>>161673863
Sorry but that's wrong unless you're me. In that case, stop procrastinating faggot.

>>161673851
So you completly ignore a whole book eh? Delusional I say, delusional!

>>161673969
Read the LN anon. She's not in love with Kyon, but she puts a lot of faith in him.

>>161673966
You know that I can't

>>161667540
You mean Kyon is too good for her

>>161675652
>chubby
>rude
>unfunny
kyon isn't good for anything buddy

>>161675803
>Kyon
>chubby
Did you watch Endless Eight? He's ripped.

>>161663244
>Kyon cheats on Haruhi

What happens next?

>>161663244
I have never wanted to see a fictional character get slapped more than I did with Haruhi.

>>161663244
Haruri would need to have intense sex. She's somewhat histerical, even if the term have been deprecated strongs orgasms, thought as the cure before, would be really beneficial. Did you know that vibrators were invented to cure histeria?

>>161676095
in my headcanon, he smacked the bitch

>>161674023
Tell me where it's stated in the LNs that she's not in love with Kyon. Protip: You can't. I'm not the other anon and I'm not saying she IS in love with him, but there are certainly hints on her having some romabtic interest in him in disappearnace and snow mountain syndrome at least.

>>161676750
Intrigues, when Mikuru says she thinks Nagato is jealous of her relationship with Kyon and Nagato says afterward she's not at all. Or Love at first Sight. There's more emphasis on her personal growth than any potential romance.

>>161676734
yeah haruhi just created a world where she didn't get bitch slapped but we all know he dun it
that in mind haruhi would probably be an unbelievable hate fuck. All that energy

>>161676807
If I remember correctly wasn't Mikuru supposing Nagato is jealous of her shy an approachable personality in general? I don't recall something specific about Kyons feelings, but of course I might not remember everything. I tried looking it up but can't find the passage right now,
As for love at first sight you are probably refering to her stating she was a bit happy about the football guy having feelings for her? That doesn't really say much, most people want to be desirable.
Again, just to make it clear, I'm not saying she certainly has feelings for him. In fact Nagato probably doesn't know her own feelings that well by now, though she's getting better at it.

>>161677346
Found it:

>>161677346
Found it:

"Nagato tranquilly said,
"I understand what she [Ashahina] means."
A pause.
"I've never thought about wanting to be like her. But, her thinking that is logical."

There's nothing specific about the relationship with Kyon. Just Mikurus idea that Nagato wants to ber like her.

Wasn't "normal" Yuki clearly in love with Kyon in The Disappearance? I think thats evidence enough that she has some sort of feelings towards him

>>161678192
This. Yuki probably created her alter ego in a way she liked to be herself, which is the example I was talking about from disappearnace. This might aso indicate that she wasn't completely honest (to herself?) when she told Kyon she doesn't want to be like Mikuru. There are certainly some similarities between alternativ Yuki and regular Mikuru: Both are shy and protectable and Yuki even approached Kyon with that attributes.

>>161678428
But Kyon said Disappearance Nagato wasn't Nagato. She's a travesty.

>>161678472
BUT at the end she stopped the knife, the real nagato is still somewhere in there obviously

>>161678472
>But Kyon said Disappearance Nagato wasn't Nagato
Of course she wasn't, because Yuki at that point didn't like what she was.

>>161678629
That wasn't Disappearance Nagato, but real Nagato.

>>161678629
that was the real nagato who travelled back in time with mikuru

>>161678629
It's probably not like the real Yukis personality would literally be programmed into alternative Yukis brain or something but there are of course some similarities between them, the most obvious one being their love for books. This tells us which parts of her original personality the real Nagato actually liked.
There is one part I find strange though: Kyon said the alternativ Yuki was very quick to deny any involvement in the emergency esacpe program. Either this is just Kyon overthinking things or there actually were some of her original feelings or thoughts left.

>>161678752
>>161678885
oh right right. now I feel stupid
I wonder if were ever going to see that third timeline where kyon has to watch himself get fuckin stabbed in the intestine

>>161679063
>This tells us which parts of her original personality the real Nagato actually liked.
Yes, but !Yuki is a barely functional, deeply broken person who needs Asakura to take care of her all the time. Something tells me it's to show how unhealthy this process was for her, just like it was for Haruhi when she tried to recreate the world in Melancholy.

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>The biggest entry level show of 2006 is now an obscure anime with a small, dedicated fanbase consisting of both old and new fans.

>>161679301
better than anime club.flg

>>161679084
>I wonder if were ever going to see that third timeline where kyon has to watch himself get fuckin stabbed in the intestine
Way to make me sad. There is so much more shit I want answered in this series.
>What is the origin of Haruhis powers? Did they really originate in Sakaki or did someone have them before her? Was it Kyon who created them or someone/something else?
>What is the device found on Tsuruyas backyard?
>What role does Asahina (big) really play?
>more info about the different parties involved (time travelers, the organization, sky canopy domain, data sentient entity etc.)
And also what you wrote. But we very likely won't get anything ever.

>>161663244
>a slut and a beta carrying her in his back

Literally who?

>>161679123
I agree. Yuki was emotionally unstable and didn't understand herself well, which is clearly shown by her reaction when she thinks it's correct that she gets punished by the data sentient entity as she could get out of control again. A major reason for this state of hers was her near omnipotence and omniscience, especially since it made her remember every loop of endless eight. Also remember how happy she was playing against the computer club when Kyon instructed her to limit her powers to the levels of a human. Thus Yuki wished to be less powerfull and more dependent on others. Since Mikuru is a prime example for such a person she might've taken inspiration from what she knew about her when creating !Yuki. Mikuru also got along well with Kyon, so this might've also been a motive. However as she was extremely inexperienced with emotions she heavily overdid it, resulting in Kyon preferring the regular Yuki. She probably knew that she wasn't the best person to judge which personality and world is better, though, so she gave Kyon the choice. Later Yuki learned that she doesn't have to change herself as radically, but that she can slowly change into a direction she wants by natural means leading to her developing more diverse emotions and limiting her abilities.

>>161679301
You say that as if it's a bad thing.

>>161679657
>>161679345
Where the fuck is my LN12

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1004

>>161679485
t-take that back!

They're just highschool students. Why would they need to fuck already?

>>161681618
>>161666452

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>>161681618
you weren't fucking and doing heroin by highschool?
what a loser

>>161679746
Never Ever

>>161679746
Working on it, anon.
If you ever see １２巻 written on a slip of paper tied to a bamboo stalk, I've probably been through.

>>161679301
What other 2000s shows even have a small dedicated fanbase anymore? The era is ignored and considered ancient by the current anime fandom, along with the 90s and everything older.

>>161683139
Lucky Star? K-On!?

>>161683139
most of the good ones?

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people always forget these.

>>161667478
No, it's a filthy rape-slut who took it like a seasoned prostitute and went back for more.

>>161679746
Don't worry anon. There is still hope since we are in endless eight period now. if things return to normal with a loop where tanigawa gets motivated to write more haruhi then we can have novel 12

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>>161664828

Gayzumi was probably just joking, either that or he had to tell him to stop closed space or something.

>>161684803
just ask him if he wants to write it at your house

>>161684352
These are the cutest. Wish I still had them saved.

>>161663491

>non-self-insert MC
>literally a waifu (and imo best of them all)

I wish the author wrote more often. Why must LN god be so unfair?

>>161684899
fucking LEWD as shit

>>161686950
>Haruhi
>submissive

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choose one and only one

>>161687594
>Friday
The Virgin pigtails
>Tuesday
The Stacey ponytail

>>161687594
Tuesday every day

>>161687854
good taste thats my favorite too

>you will never have a Genki haruhi gf

it hurts

>>161687594
>>161687854
Tues > Wed > Mon >> Thurs >>>>> Fri

>>161690436
The first anime faces still mess me up.

They look so fucking bad.

>>161690507
>having this shit taste
anon...

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>>161690507
they will always remind me of this

>>161663244
What is sex with Haruhi like anyways?

>>161690549
Most of the faces are fine.

It's just like, Haruhi and Asahina. Maybe Tsuruya too. They all remind me of >>161690612

>>161665425
Already did.

>>161690667
she'd be a hyperactive dom
your dick may not survive. worth it.

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>>161690436
やばい

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You're all wrong. KyonxAsakura is the superior shipment.

In The Disappearance of Yuki Nagato when Yuki got all fucking moody and shit for no reason and drove both Kyon and Asakura nuts with her weird split personalities I was waiting for them to hook up.

You don't see it? Think about how great that would.

Especially since they have to deal with the whole "Yuki has a crush on you, Kyon. She can't find out about us." dynamic.

>>161692668
more

>>161693134
disappearance of yuki fucking sucks though and i'm sure its not cannon, and even if it is its clearly an alternate universe that doesn't pertain to the actual characters

>>161693259

That's why it's okay for Asakura and Kyon to get together. She doesn't try to kill him in this time line.

But it provides great opportunity for her to get jealous, possessive and slightly yandere since these may just be her natural emotions when interested in a partner.

I didn't mind the idea of KyonxYuki until disappearance pulled the dumb arch where she just randomy gets sad and weird for four episodes straight for literally no reason.

Asakura could steal Kyon for herself. After taking care of Yuki and mothering her for years the desire to take something away from her is there! Can't you see!? It's the superior pairing!!!

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>>161690667
She'd break you

>>161693831
That's a risk I am willing to take.

>>161690869
>>161693831

For the sake of the universe, I am willing to sacrifice my penis.

>>161690507
I have that problem with the k-on faces. I absolutely hate what they did with the 2009 version 2006 faces were vastly superiour.

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>>161694776
So these uguu shit faces are better simply because the newer more rounded out ones "look like K-On"?

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>>161687119
>>161690667
>>161690869
According to this canon 4koma, she is kinky and submissive.

>>161695019
makes sense, you could tell by the end of the last light novel desu

>>161693296
She gets sad because of depression from hopelessness and repetition and developing feelings but being completely unable to act out on them

>>161695771
Why, what does she do?

>>161697230
Nothing - even though Kyon was on top of her, in her bed

They have, multiple times. But because she refuses to acknowledge her feelings for him, she just wishes he would forget.

also wishes the audience would forget too.

>>161663553

I adore the context being that Kyon asked if she could tie and immediately does so afterwards

>>161695019
It makes sense.

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>>161694870

>>161679301
>The biggest entry level show of 2006
It helps a lot that 2007 happened and Haruhi it's actually a really good series.

>>161693134
>In The Disappearance of Yuki Nagato
Stopped reading there, that shit should've never exist, it's a fucking disgrace even to Nagatofags.

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>>161664828
>someone actually saved my pic
>mfw

>>161663244
>fucking aliens
species traitor

>>161670076
I kek'd

>>161668061
just remember, they made a spin-off series of that ship, and the show crashed into the fucking dirt

>>161675944
unfortunately, every episode, from start to finish. then I did the same thing the first time i re-watched the series.

>>161676070
you know how normal human tsundere's get super-human strength when they're upset? Just imagine if the tsundere had the power of god.

>>161663244
Haruhi just needs to FUCK-OFF already, so Kyon could just have a normal high school life

>>161704328
But that's literally the opposite of what Kyon really wants you coconut

>>161704328
>he didn't watch the film

>>161665067
Thats too lewd and true anon