A wizard approaches you with an offer.
Nepgear will fall madly in love with you and marry you. The years to come will be nothing but heavenly bliss, a marathon of romance and cuddles and sex.
This will only last for 10 years, however. The April of 2027, Nepgear will meet another man who she immediately falls in love with. She'll slowly grow more distant from you, and on August 28th 2027 she will abruptly ghost you in order to go be with him. She never speaks another word to you again no matter how many years you try to contact her, and you never find closure.
If you agree to the wizard's offer, he'll wipe your memory of the relationship's conclusion, so there's no way to emotionally brace yourself for what's to come.
What say you, /a/? Do you agree to 10 years of holy matrimony knowing that your heart will be crushed at the end?
>>161647674
Oh wow, 10 years wasted and you don't even remember why.
How useful.
>>161647674
thanks but i dont want to get cuckolded
>>161647674
Fuck no. I'd rather take up Nietzsche's bullshit offer of committing my life to a great task instead of any woman than to get 10 years into a pussy only to wake up without it.
Il buy a god, live in mountains and die happy knowing my work will end up having a greater influence on young minds than most any parental figure ever will.
Thats how bullshit of an offer that is.
>>161647979
I meant to say dog but its basically the same thing imho.
>>161647674
So I assume some poor soul got cucked when she meets me and then the cycle repeats over and over?
Wow what a slut no way fag
Nepgear would never do something so mean.
>>161647674
That's my fetish.
>>161647674
>marrying a murderer
>>161647674
Murder her March of 2027
>>161647674
>Nepgear
>Love
>Marriage
Fuck that noise. Nepgear is for entering an unholy alliance with and together slaying the and strong, culling the cowardly and weak all so that great Khorne may revel in the bloodshed.
>>161647674
>marry Nepgear
>become Nepnep's brother in law
>become Vert's brother in law by association
>Nepgear ghosts
>get 'comforted' by Nep and Vert for rest of life thereafter
Everything's looking up!
What's the point of good times if you can't even remember them?
I'm all for living in the moment, but at least you can remember the moments, short as they might be.
To forget it all would mean to forget I lived.
>>161649114
What I meant was that after you say "yes" to the wizard, you forget what he tells you about the relationship imploding 10 years from now, that way you'll be completely unguarded and Nepgear's betrayal will hit you at full force. You don't forget anything about the relationship itself.
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>>161649114
>wipe your memory of the relationship's conclusion
>conclusion
>no way to emotionally brace yourself for what's to come
>to come
this is how nepgearfags actually live
>>161647674
Fuck no. Literally pointless. Spending some good time and having fun sure sounds nice but that's not the reason to marry. It's to build something meaningful that can last a lifetime.
A relationship with a 10/10 girl if it's already doomed to fail is basically useless and worthless anyway.