Vatican Miracle Examiners

>>161639666
Yes but god comes first.

>>161639666
>666
Nice try Satan.

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>>161640836
Satan was just trying to help mend their relationship by sending his minion. He's not such a bad dude.

>>161640836
That's not Satan, that's the Roman Empire/ emperor Caesar.

>>161640908
>emperor Caesar.
Nero.
Why did I drop the only important word?

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>[MONKEY NOISES]

>>161639666
Yes, but the Catholic Church require its priests to be celibate. Even if they are in love, they won't fuck.

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>>161641154
Good enough for me!

>>161641064
>Consider the following

>>161639666
Is there actual faggotry in this, or just bait?

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>>161641323
As >>161641154 states, they are never going to fuck. However the two main leads act pretty gay for each other.

>In the middle of the room, other than Archbishop Saul, was a young, handsome Japanese man. His name was Hiraga Josef Kou. Roberto’s close friend.
>His body was slender and dainty like a young woman’s. His fair Japanese skin and straight black hair were exotic. His large, almond-shaped eyes were covered by his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and thin. His lips were unexpectedly sexy and sensual.
>Roberto loved Hiraga as if he were the most beautiful work of art.
>When Roberto looked at Hiraga’s face he felt his tension ease, and with a soft smile, he walked to Hiraga’s side

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>>161641323
First arc had a boy who was gang raped by old fat priests.

>>161639666
Priests prefer to love little boys

>>161641600
Leave Carlos alone!

>>161641388
Unrealistic. Priests fuck other priests all the time.

>>161641661
Is it true that Benedict XVI and that handsome priest he was always with were lovers?

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>>161641661
Okay, so they might fuck then, but Hiraga at least seems to take the rules fairly seriously.

>>161641064
>Bagged Baboon

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SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER JOSEPH?

>>161641815
He became a communist dictator in some backwater country.

>>161641815
Here's what I heard from someone else reading reviews on the internet

>Roberto was fucked up from traumatic childhood
>didn't talk
>sent to school for problem kids
>met library Jospeh
>got better
>???
>???

Arc 3 please give answers.

>>161639666
Of course Satan, aside from little boys, it's the only thing they can love.
>>161641915
I appreciate that this has been floating as a side story on the edges of the main plot. But yes, Arc 3 better deliver.

>>161639666
Yes, as long as God stands between them.
Which, if you believe in immanence, works even if one has his dick in the other's asshole. A convenient technicality.

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>>161642316
But how would they get around the "no ejaculation except for procreation" thing?

>>161642406
They just need to get a woman ready everytime they fuck so they can collect both their semen after they're done, put it in an enema syringe, and inseminate her with it. There, problem solved.

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>>161642672
Somehow that feels more dirty than just regular priest sex. We've seen how artificial insemination goes on this show.

>>161641064
pulmenti simia

>>161641915
Library Joseph is always drawn as a flashback or ghost in fanart. Looks teenage or there abouts as a ghost, so I assume he passed away after knowing Roberto for a few years. Roberto was having trouble remembering his face full on while stressed which makes it hard to say if he went peacefully to health issues or was killed.

>>161644333
Roberto can't catch a fucking break.

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>>161644333
Okay wait if 1st Jospeh died of illness then what does that mean for

>Don't worry Hiraga, if you keep your faith then surely your little brother will get better

>>161639666
Hiraga is too horny.

>>161645068
Maybe they'll keep Roberto on the trauma train and made library-Joseph a victim of some gruesome murder. Or maybe just a disappearance.

>>161641323
Are you asking about the anime or the Church, anon?

>>161645068
He has more faith in Hiraga's faith than his own?

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>>161645873
Well he did say so in the snake trial, but that's sort of depressing if he really thinks faith can heal someone and in his case it didn't work out.

>>161645780
How can we make Roberto's life even worse?

>>161645873
Considering what happened in the last arc, I don't think it would be out of the question. Roberto seems kinda damaged.

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>>161645545
>Hiraga is too horny.

Indeed

>>161645950
>even worse
active child molestation going on in the boarding school? (though that would probably contradict with the hitler arc)
reveal that his original motive for getting his job was mystery addiction, not faith. You could mine some drama out of that.

>>161641388
This was a novel?

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>>161645545
He didn't even try to hide how hot Roberto's tears got him.

>>161646096
There are currently 14 novels, so far we have gotten to the end of 2.

>>161646093
He did seem surprised at the molestation. One of the translation bits said he was more thrown into Catholism more than got into it because of faith so I guess that's true.

Although if the school was a troubled child school there could have been a Duplessis Orphans type scandal going on. Which of course results in murder somehow because that's required in this show.

>>161646238
Maybe he was inspired after wittnessing some massive church cover-up.

>>161647586
I guess if he likes old books the Vatican library has a shitton.

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>>161645873
>>161645068
>>161645950
>>161645982
Guys no, stop making me feel for fictional devout gay priests, I'm an atheist born and raised, I shouldn't feel bad because of faith drama

The first episode was kinda shitty. Does it get better?

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>>161648394
Yes. YES.

>>161648394
Give it the 4 episodes rule. Sure the editting is too fast and erratic but you get used to it. Trust me. And don't take it seriously.

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>>161648394
Depends on if you want something serious or if you want a wild ride.

>>161640898
>satan trying to help mend a homosexual relationship and make them disregard women and god's teachings even more
Will Satan stop at nothing to destroy humanity?

>>161645993
Why would he have curiosity like that about a murderer?

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>>161648727
It's love.

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>>161648254
It's okay. I am too. But they seem like good guys and I want them to be happy.

>>161648685
>>161648464
Satan is just trying to help in his own way.

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http://www.animenewsnetwork.cc/interest/2017-08-28/japanese-publisher-plans-world-1st-christian-light-novel/.120645

>>161648983
>Japan does more for Christianity than actual Christians
God works in mysterious ways.

>>161648983
> 1st Christian Light Novel
>1st
But what about the Vatican faggots. Or Trinity Blood.

>>161648254
They're not real You can subsitute with any form of personal conviction getting shaken if it feels so bad anon. Then add gay.

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>>161649043
Vatican is apparently not a light novel but a regular novel.

Also might be too gay for this publication.

>>161649043
>>161649098
By Christian Light Novel, it means a Light Novel that actually involves and promotes legitimate Christianity, not aesthetics and demon fighting.

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>>161649168
You mean Christianity doesn't actually involve chair on snake battles? Damn.

>>161648815
Disgusting. How could he say that in front of his husbando?

>>161649320
Their relationship is secure enough that Hiraga can have a side bitch in prison.

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>>161649346
Roberto, Lauren, Julia...

This is secretly a gay harem anime.

>>161639666
This show would've been better if the two priests were actually two shotas.

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>>161649498
Bill is included on merch. Then there's the confused brown guy, and some Chinese (?) man with long black hair.

Hiraga Defence League, assemble.

>>161648983
What kind of christian?
Fuck puritan protestants.

>>161649547
Shotas can't be priests.

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>>161649547
Your Hiraga Josef Kou is preassembled for easy shotafication.

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>666
I-Is this some kind of Satanic message?

Roberto needs therapy

>>161650397
>Fuck puritan protestants
How lewd

>>161649547
But why.jpeg

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>>161649796
This image raises many questions.

>>161650637
He probably does. Luckily Hiraga is a doctor.

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>>161650451
But now we know he looks like an adult under there.

>>161651173
Just imagine pure shotas dealing with all these other old priests with shady pasts.

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>>161653141
I don't think children are allowed to become priests.

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>author previously wrote mpreg

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>>161654654
Hiraga will bear Julia's child.

>>161654743
Hiraga would never go for a man who would murder his brother.

http://wikiwiki.jp/vmexaminer/ For anyone that knows moon, here's the Japanese fan wiki.

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The true miracle was the nigger savages not raping the retarded twin 24/7. Imagine finding someone who looks like this and can't defend himself.

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>>161641064
O MY MONKEY VIRUS!

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>socks

>>161655398
It was even rubber.

>Shota Vatican Miracle Examiners
>everyone's backstories have to be fast tracked
>Roberto experienced his dad murdering his mum as a toddler which makes it really hard to remember
>Joseph died in preschool, Roberto breaks down around playground seesaws
>Hiraga's brother won't make it to nine
>everyone got their qualifications in ancient texts and forensic science at elementary age, no doubt using booster seats in university lectures
>carrying Hiraga's equipment now takes most of a day tugging and pushing between them
>Roberto often appears as a moving pile of books walking into things
>>cooking in an oversized apron, using a step
>the fanarts of Hiraga sleeping in clothing drawers are now canon
>Hiraga's acid attack hits Hitler the third in the nuts instead of the face
>half the threat is avoided because they fit in small priest holes
>every case begins and ends with comments on their ages and how amazing they are
>nobody recognizes them when they arrive because they're too young to have their identities distributed by police even though that makes no sense if they're the only world renowned kids being sent out on investigations
Could we handle the absurdity being dialled to twelve?

>>161655361
He wasn't able to that time, but who's to say it wasn't the retard helping chop people up? The force it takes to get crayon under your nails implies he was snapping the damn things and clawing them. Wouldn't be surprised if he was like Tick from Baccano.

>>161648983
Christ-chan manga when?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667098/Vatican-police-break-gay-orgy-apartment.html

This is why I stopped being Catholic and became Calvinist/Protestant.

>>161657504
Hiraga and Roberto would never go to an orgy. They don't cheat on each other.

POST LAUREN

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>>161658274

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>>161658274

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>>161658274
I wonder if Lauren doxed Hiraga's beloved partner and knew more about Roberto than Roberto before episode 8

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>>161658274
Lauren escapes and is replaced by a guy who likes dogs