>be Araragi's 'girlfriend' since the first

99% of best girls don't end up with mc's.

>>161505640
You're going to have to back that up with some hard statistics.

>>161505593
Kisses with her are too important for the audience to intrude on.

>>161505593
I feel as if this is just a Batfag trying to lure Crabfags into a waifuwar instead of just posting Bat pictures and letting it happen naturally.

>>161505593
Araragi belongs to Shinobu, Crab is just his mistress for his regular human life. For the rest of eternity he'll be together with his bat.

>>161505640
I feel sorry for Kaiki, too. He deserves Araragi's love.

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they french kiss off screen though

>>161505593
Good, Crab should have as few scenes as possible.

>>161505915
I still laugh how a nigga went so crazy with the batfaggotry yesterday that five Batfags together said to him to shill the fuck down

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No way a senjo kiss scene would top this, or snails

>>161505975
Makes her an even bigger cuck since he gets to fool around with her AND other girls.

>>161506022
There is always one who doesn't know how to maximize his chill and just makes people actively hate his waifu.
He must have been a Snakefag before ship jumping. He shows all the signs.

>>161506022
I am a batfag, but I should admit that there are too many retards among us.

>>161505593
>Senjougahara is the only person Arararagi have actually fucked
>somehow this makes her a cuck
Nice logic there, dum dums.

>>161506083
Yeah, I am a batfag too, but I know how to not be a fucking annoying little shit can only talk about her.

Thread becomes batfags complain about their co-fag

>>161505593
If Shinobumonogatari ever gets animated we can add the naked 20yo Princess Acerola to the list of people he kissed on screen. Now to just wait 3 more years for that to happen.

>>161506329
>Senjougahara is the only person Arararagi have actually fucked
jej

>>161505593
It's implied that they are going to have sex in Nisemonogatari at the end of some episode IIRC

>>161506329
they never fucked
as i recall,she mentioned they have make out

>>161506329
They never fucked. It's just the anime that made it seem that way. Read that "be gentle with me" part in the actual novel.

>>161506022
which thread? i want to see batfags in their natural habitat

>>161505593
Nobody gives a fuck about crab anon, don't be retarded

>>161505593
Crab a shit.

At least she got a kiss scene with Kaiki.

>>161509842
This is true

>>161506046
Never fails to give a chuckle

>>161505593
>it's a monogatarifags can't understand all the girls, especially Bat and Crab, are cuckqueans episode
All we get are reruns.

>>161505593
The NTR made me drop this shit during the second season.

>>161508337
>They never fucked. It's just the anime that made it seem that way. Read that "be gentle with me" part in the actual novel.
So that guy everyone was making fun of was actually right? I always wondered why we saw Araragi wake up at home on the next morning.

>>161505915
and boy did it work

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>have girlfriend that you regularly cheat on with younger girls
>only ever care about her when it means NTRing some dork in an overcoat
>regularly molest your younger sisters and emotionally manipulate them into liking it
>both parents are cops who make the dozens of sexual assault charges disappear
>despite both parents being police officers(not a high paying job) family can somehow afford a huge ass house (probably rich grandparents)
>be a literal immortal god but only ever bother to help girls so you can add them to your harem

post yfw you realized Araragi was the villain

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>>161512110
morality is a spook
he did nothing wrong

>>161511821
Yes he was right. Go and read the entire scene yourself. Sex is literally not implied at all.

>>161512352
>it's a "teenage nihilist discovers stirner and understands nothing except that spook sounds funny" episode

What happens when he gets Karen pregnant though?

>>161512418
Really makes you think.

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>>161512433
I have a phd in ironic shitposting

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>>161512110
>infidelity is alright when Crab engages in it, but not when Araragi does so with Crab's consent

>>161512919
>Crab
>infidelity
no

>>161505593
get some taste, plebbit

>talk dirty
>tease
>kiss
>things before sex
>finally sex
>then call me by first name

>>161505593
>crab
gratz for autism

>>161512919
>implying Crab could even stand looking at guys that aren't Araragi

>>161512919
>Crab ever saying "lol go fuck lolis it's Kay
>Crab ever cheating on Araragi
Wow now I hate Haruhi even more

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>>161511821
He probably just went home to not get caught by her dad.

Because there's no way this asshole is right.

>>161514393
What board did the person who put together this image come from?

>>161514456
I couldn't tell you

>>161505593
>always stay in Ragi's shadow and watch him walk Crab home gently
THIS is what you call cuckquean.

>>161512110

>I watch it for the plot and wacky/deep dialogue!

>>161505593
>op crab
anon your dumb

>>161505640
What is TWOGK.
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What is ef: a tale of memories
What is kimi ga nozomu eien
What is kokoro connect