When are they going to have sex? Also, do Kumiko's two useless

Asuka's boyfriend here. They haven't had sex but Asuka did make me show Kumiko and Reina what sex is like.

Kumiko is my cute wife.

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>>161493903

they will never have sex because Yuri is a degeneracy that must not be published in the media.

>>161493903
Never because you are just getting baited and they actually have male crushes in the novels. Why are grown men so thirsty for shitty yuri romance?

>>161493903
We can only wish, anon. When Asuka invited Kumiko over, I thought something is going to happen. But, Kumiko being the autist she is, asked Asuka, who was alone, to play goddamn Euphonium. Kumiko should pick up signals from next time. Asuka specifically mentioned that she'd be alone and Kumiko couldn't take the hint. Sigh!

I'm still angered by the first four episodes of S2.

>>161494417
LOL this makes my day. Thank you anon.

>>161493971
Kill yourself

>>161494133
Who is asuka's male crush in the novels?

>>161493903
Never, yuri doesn't exist in Hibike.

>>161496096
You're welcome, anon.

>>161497925
After I fuck Reina a fifteenth time.

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>all these hetfags in denial

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>>161501265
I know kyoani will never go full on /u/ but they're great together.
Also senpai-kouhai /u/ is really hot.

>>161493903
Has there ever been a bigger example in fiction of forced het than Hibike Euphonium?

>>161501265
>>161501366
Do you really think Asuka could live without the cock?

>>161501412
I don't know anon, can you?

>>161501441
Not without mine, certainly.

>>161501402

What are you talking about? That fist bump between Kumiko and Shoe1 was incredibly romantic.

>>161501402
Not really... This is the bigger example, totally out the blue...
But Sherlock Holmes BBC is good example too...

>>161501402
Hibike was both forced yuri and forced het. None of the romance elements (other than arguably what they do with Reina's crush on Taki in S2) add anything to the story.

KyoAni needs to drop the LN melodramas and get back to making high quality moe SoL comedies. Maidragon was an excellent start.

They should just have Hazuki hook up with Shuuichi. Nobody likes Shuuichi and it would give Hazuki some shit to actually do in the show, while removing Shuuichi so people can ship Reina and Kumiko all they want without KyoAnus having to confirm lesbianism.
>muh novel accuracy doesn't matter since they already changed a lot.

>>161503365
ROLF my sides, right anon, how to forget that sparkling scene. While watching it I was lost for words. The most incredibly romantic scene EVER.

>>161503710
Hazuki is garbage though.

>>161503759

She could be less garbage if she actually had something to do.

>>161503608
Well, Kyoani sometimes pull the romance in a forced manner. Tamako Love Story is a good example. The running rainbow scene felt forced.

In hibike there are some yuri scenes felt forced but the romance in general was natural.

Het romance was non-existent not forced.

Asuka and Kumiko is the patrician choice. Kumiko x Reina is for plebs.

>>161505382
You mean Kumiko and Asuka as in threesomes? Then yes.

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I really hope Asukunt gets hit by a bus.

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>>161498620
Except for these gals though.

>>161493903

>When are they going to have sex?

After graduation.

>Also, do Kumiko's two useless friends ever do anything?

Boys

>Why are they there?

To make sure Kumiko survives sex.

>>161497986

>Who is asuka's male crush in the novels?

Her dad.

>>161501402

Batman

>>161501412

Yes, easily.

>>161493903
Never

>>161493903
Never

>>161494005
She's already taken

Just how cute is Kumiko really?

>>161510662

She's kind of a bitch, but that's part of the appeal.

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>>161510662
Maximum cute

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I ship Shoe and Mamiko.

Can we gas all the mentally ill faggots from t/u/mblr already? Hibike threads are basically Madoka lite at this point.