what dish would you make for Asuka to impress her?

Cyanide eggs benadict.

Some kraut and wurst.

>>161398244
go pray to your toilet mentally unstable kun

>>161398147
farts

Tell her I fucked her mom.

>>161398147
love

>>161398147
Mouthload of semen fresh from the source.

>>161398147
EGGS
G
G
S

>>161398147
Roasted Pen-Pen.

>>161398147
"death" rolls and rice

>>161398147
Dicklings.

An extreme sausage sandwich.

>>161398147
Be the first person to make her cum.

>>161398147
Ortolan

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>>161398147
Rei fillet

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Hamburger, french fries, beer, then a special treat
baloney pony

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>>161398147
I would let her cook for me. She's the one that has to impress me. I don't need to settle down.

>>161400501
this thing is ancient

>>161400501
>red eyes
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>>161401043
>>161401153
It's technically not NGE stuff but the girl looks mostly like Asuka and the boy Shinji.

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>>161398147
MP Evas

>>161400501
>implying asuka and shinji would ever have sex

>>161401254
>implying one of them wouldn't snap and rape the other at some point

also this >>161401203

>>161401254
Maybe in a perfect world, but who would care about eva if it wasnt about flaws people?

>>161401203
Looks more like Asuka getting rammed by my boy Touji.
They fucked in the movie also.

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>>161398147
I would give her THE DICK

>>161404516
Can she handle it?

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>>161402597
Unfortunately nobody likes Eva for the flawed characters but because it gave birth to the cock deprived violent tsundere and the antisocial kuudere.who do nothing but read books.

>>161403720
It's from Viper you retarded newfag fuck.

>>161398147
A picled cucumber.

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>>161400501
NOT ASUKA REEEEEEE

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>>161398147
melon

>>161398147
Spaghetti and meatballs

>>161398147
hunger

>>161398147
poison so she would fucking die and rid the world of a tumor

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>>161398147

None. I show Asuka the door and then invite Misato out for a bender of heavy drinking and greasy food.

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>>161406345

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>>161407333
I'm an Asukafag but getting smashed with Misato would be pretty great too.

>>161398147
Dish dick.