How do I get a girlfriend like Nagato-san?

>>161394213
Drink a whole tank full of liquid nitrogen, you can trust me on this.

>>161394213
Lobotomy


Seriously

>>161394298
Can confirm. This worked for me.

>>161394213
If you stare at the total eclipse while making a wish, it will come true. The elites don't want you to know this.

>>161394213
transfer your consciousness into a computer, then connect with the sky canopy program

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Help me find Haruhi, Nagato should be easy after that

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Ditch the whole idea and get a girlfriend that is NOT like Nagato-san, because girls that act like Nagato-san in real life have serious problems.

Besides, Nagato-san is unique.

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someone give me a nagato chan girlfriend please

>>161394620
Those are fakes. I want a real Nagato-san.

Your only hope is that death will some how expand the options available to you to make it possible.