This attractive anime girl is delivered to you in a box.
What is the first thing you do with her?
Send her back and order a girl (male).
>>161298858
Contact authorities. Human trafficking is no joke.
>>161298858
complement her excellent taste in legwear
>>161298858
Get her out of the box
>>161298913
you beat me to it
>>161298858
Undress her and wear her clothes myself
>>161298858
Steal her clothes.
>>161298858
Continue with my plans for suicide.
>>161298858
Feed her a bowl of eggs
>>161299063
Beat me to it.
Get inside the box and hope it transports me to the 2D world so I can escape this shitty existence.
>>161298858
Get it out of my box and use it as a fort.
Send it back with a letter requesting a loli next time
Hopefully find a friend in her
>>161298858
You seem to have messed up. I already got my delivery weeks ago.
>>161298858
I form some sort of rudimentary lathe.
>>161298858
Roleplay on /a/ like a complete faggot.
She's abit too large to be an orange.
>>161298858
Check to see if the seal hasn't been broken. I only buy new and unused.
>>161300156
Maybe she's a persimmon.
>>161298858
fuck her.
Lick her feet.
>>161299019
Can I watch
>>161298913
You have shown my the error of my ways. From now on I shall traffick my girls in boxes while maintaining a serious professional demeanor.
>>161298858hold her hand
>>161298858
I don't know why any of you sick fucks haven't done this. I ask her why the hell she was in a box and what her deal is. Proceed from there based on response.
>>161298858
make her eat all the eggs
Make her watch me eat a bowl of eggs.
>>161298858
Mating press impregnation
Now that she's hopelessly addicted to my cock and pregnant, she has no choice but to live with me
>>161298858
Ask her how she fit in the box when it was closed, it's clearly too small.
>>161298858
make an unboxing video and post in on youtube for the views
>>161307167
Shut it shitposter
>>161307348
hey i do not make the law
>>161298931
It took 4 posts for anyone to say this. I am disappointed.
Call 911 and yell about my property.
Contact the manufacturer because i clearly specified i wanted the 2 for 1 package
>>161298858
Tell her to earn me some money.
I would never know she was in the box in the first place since I wont sign for packages I never ordered
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